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(JAP) Red flag during Qualyfing session

[BAH] Safety car during the race

[BAH] Yuki Tsunoda scores points

[BAH] Bearman scores points

[SAU] Safety Car during the race

[SAU] Tsunoda makes it into Q3

[SAU] Leclerc will get top 4 in the race

[MIA] Norris qualifies ahead of Piastri (main race qualifying)

[MIA] Non-Mclaren pole in Sprint Qualifying

[MIA] Piastri finishes ahead of Norris in GP

[MIA] Williams double points in the main GP

[MIA] Over 3.5 Drivers DNF in the main race

[MIA] Both McLaren on the podium

[IMO] Physical Safety Car during the race

[IMO] Max Verstappen Podium Finish

[IMO] Colapinto replaces Doohan in at least one session

[IMO] Piastri qualifies ahead of Norris

[IMO] Tsunoda scores point(s)

[MON] Red Flag during Qualifying

[MON] Pole Sitter wins the race

[MON] At least one impeding penalty during qualifying

[MON] 4+ pit stops in the first 5 laps

[MON] Norris scores more points than Piastri

[MON] Yellow flag on the 1st lap of the race

[MON] Both Ferraris finish in top 5

[SPA] Both Ferraris reach Q3

[SPA] McLaren Pole Position

[SPA] McLaren 1-2 (race)

[CAN] Physical Safety Car during the race

[CAN] Red Flag during Qualifying

[CAN] Stroll starts the race

[CAN] Impeding penalty during Qualifying (at least 1)

[CAN] Mercedes Podium

[CAN] Hulkenberg finishes in top 10

[CAN] Leclerc finishes ahead of Hamilton

[AUT] Physical Safety Car during the race

[AUT] Yellow flag first lap

[AUT] Bortoleto reaches Q3

[AUT] McLaren 1-2

[AUT] Leclerc finishes ahead of Hamilton

[AUT] Bortoleto finishes top 10

[GBR] Yellow Flag first lap

[GBR] Physical Safety Car during the race

[GBR] McLaren 1-2 (race)

[GBR] Non-McLaren pole position

[GBR] VSR virtual safety car during the race.

[GBR] Gasly finishes in top 10

[BEL] Physical Safety Car during the main race

[BEL] McLaren double podium (main race)

[BEL] Intermediate or wet weather tyres needed for the main race

[BEL] A Ferrari driver doesn't reach Q3 (main race qualifying)

[BEL] Bortoleto reaches Q3 (main race qualifying)

[BEL] Leclerc podium (main race)

[BEL] Bortoleto in the top 10 (main race)

[BEL] Hamilton top 10 (main race)

[HUN] McLaren 1-2 in the race

[HUN] Leclerc finishes ahead of Hamilton in the race

[HUN] Antonelli finishes in the points

[HUN] Bortoleto finishes in the points

[HUN] Both Aston Martins score points

[HUN] Leclerc is in first position at the end of lap 1

[NLD] Physical Safety Car during the race

[NLD] Leclerc finishes ahead of Hamilton (race)

[NLD] Verstappen on the podium

[NLD] Tsunoda finishes in top 10

[ITA] New track record Set in Qualifying

[ITA] Tsunoda reaches Q3

[ITA] Non-McLaren pole position

[ITA] Hamilton finishes in top 6

[AZE] Physical Safety Car during the race

[AZE] Red flag during qualifying

[AZE] Yellow flag First Lap main race

[AZE] Norris and or Piastri Fail to finish due to an accident

[AZE] Tsunoda reaches Q3

[AZE] Non-McLaren pole position

[AZE] Mercedes on the podium (at least 1 driver)

[SGP] Leclerc finishes ahead of Hamilton (race)

[SGP] Bearman finishes in top 10 (race)

[COTA] Yellow flag first lap (main race)

[COTA] Physical Safety Car or Virtual Safety Car during the main race

[COTA] Verstappen wins the sprint race

[COTA] Leclerc finishes ahead of Hamilton (main race)

[COTA] Leclerc finishes on the podium (main race)

[COTA] Bearman finishes in top 10 (main race)

[COTA] Hulkenberg finishes on top 10 (main race)

[MEX] all 3 tyre compounds used in main race

[MEX] Bearman finishes in top 10 (race)

[MEX] At least one Ferrari on the podium

[MEX] Leclerc finishes ahead of Hamilton (race)

[MEX] Max finishes 3rd

[BRA] Physical Safety Car during the main race

[BRA] yellow flag first lap (main race)

[BRA] The same driver wins the Sprint and the GP

[BRA] McLaren pole in the SPRINT qualifying

[BRA] Antonelli Sprint podium

[BRA] Verstappen finishes the main race in the top 6

[BRA] Antonelli podium in the main race

[BRA] Both Racing Bulls finish in top 10 in the main race

[LAS]Verstappen finishes ahead of both McLarens

[LAS] Yellow flag first lap

[LAS] All 3 tyre compounds used in main race

[LAS] Sainz finishes in top 5 (race)

[LAS] Hulkenberg finishes in top 10 (race)

[QAT] Verstappen scores more points than Norris during the whole weekend

[QAT] Alonso scores points in the sprint race

[QAT] Alonso in top 10 (main race)

[ABU] NON-McLaren pole position

[ABU] A Ferrari doesn't reach Q3

[ABU] Physical Safety Car during the race

[ABU] All 3 tyre compounds used in main race

Leave it open for upcoming GP

[ABU] Yellow flag first lap

[ABU] A driver not in WDC contention podiums

[MIA] Safety car in the main race

[ABU] Three different teams on the podium

[ABU] Verstappen, Piastri or Norris is involved in a collision causing him to DNF (engine, power unit problems etc. do not count)

[ABU] Impeding penalty during qualifying

[BEL] Yellow flag first lap (main race)

[ABU] A driver not in WDC contention wins the race

(JAP) Safety car during the race

(JAP) A rookie crashes and cannot finish the race (technical problems at the gearbox, power unit etc. won't count, it needs to be a crash)

(JAP) Yuki Tsunoda scores points

[JAP] Lawson finishes ahead of Tsunoda

[BAH] Lawson finishes ahead of Tsunoda

[BAH] Ferrari on the podium (at least 1 driver)

[SAU] Mercedes podium (at least 1 driver)

[SAU] McLaren double podium

[SAU] Bearman scores points

[MIA] 🇮🇹 Kimi Antonelli wins the sprint race

[MIA] 🟥 Red flag during main race qualifying

[MIA] Antonelli on the Podium

[IMO] Piastri scores more points than Norris

[IMO] Leclerc finishes ahead of Hamilton (race)

[IMO] Aston Martin both drivers score points

[MON] Physical Safety Car during the race

[MON] Both Mercedes score points (i.e. top 10)

[SPA] Virtual Safety Car during the race

[SPA] Yellow flag first lap

[SPA] Tsunoda goes into Q3

[SPA] Sauber reaches Q3 (at least one driver)

[SPA] someone receives a penalty for obstructing during qualifying

[SPA] Tsunoda finishes in top 10 (race)

[SPA] Hamilton finishes ahead of Leclerc (race)

[SPA] Bortoleto finishes in top 10 (race)

[CAN] Yellow flag first lap

[CAN] Tsunoda reaches Q3

[CAN] Both Williams reach Q3

[CAN] Williams scores over 5.5 WCC points

[AUT] 3 different teams on the podium

[AUT] Tsunoda reaches Q3

[AUT] Stroll reaches Q3

[AUT] Impeding penalty during qualifying

[AUT] Williams scores points (at least one driver)

[AUT] Verstappen penalty for forcing another driver off the track or a collision.

[GBR] Both HAAS cars finish in the points (top 10)

[GBR] Tsunoda reaches Q3

[GBR] Williams reaches Q3 (at least 1 driver)

[GBR] At least one Ferrari on the podium

[GBR] Bearman finishes in top 10

[GBR] At least one Mercedes on the podium

[BEL] Two or more cars DNF (main race)

[BEL] Ferrari in top 3 in the Sprint Qualifying (at least 1 driver)

[BEL] McLaren 1-2 in the Sprint race

[BEL] Verstappen gets a penalty in either the sprint or main race

[BEL] Leclerc on the podium in the sprint race

[BEL] Red flag during qualifying (for the main race)

[BEL] main race is cancelled/aborted

[HUN] Physical Safety Car during the race

[HUN] Impeding penalty during qualifying (at least 1)

[HUN] Tsunoda reaches Q3

[HUN] Yellow flag first lap

[HUN] At least two drivers DNF

[NLD] Impeding penalty during qualifying (at least 1)

[NLD] Exactly 18 cars finish the race

Hamilton finishes in top 7

[NLD] Yellow flag first lap

[NLD] Wet or intermediate tyres used in the main race

[NLD] Tsunoda reaches Q3

[NLD] Antonelli reaches Q3

[NLD] Both Williams reach Q3

[NLD] Red flag during qualifying

[ITA] Physical Safety during the race

[ITA] Impeding penalty during qualifying (at least one)

[ITA] Yellow flag first lap

[ITA] Wet or intermediate tyres needed in Race

[ITA] Both Williams reach Q3

[ITA] Ferrari on the podium (at least one driver)

[AZE] New lap record in Qualifying

[AZE] Leclerc finishes ahead of Hamilton

[AZE] 3 or more DNF (race)

[AZE] Wet or intermediate tyres used in the race.

[SGP] Physical Safety Car during the race

[SGP] Red flag during qualifying

[SGP] Yellow flag first lap

[SGP] 1 or more teams loses both cars in the race

[SGP] Wet or intermediate tyres used in the main race

[SGP] Impeding penalty during qualifying (at least 1)

[SGP] Tsunoda reaches Q3

[SGP] Antonelli on the podium

[SGP] Kick Sauber scores points

[COTA] McLaren pole position in the SPRINT qualifying

[COTA] Hulkenberg top 5 in the sprint race

[COTA] Tsunoda reaches Q3 (main race qualifying)

[COTA] McLaren pole position in the main race qualifying

[COTA] A Ferrari doesn't reach Q3 in the main race qualifying

[COTA] Impeding penalty (at least 1) during main race qualifying

[COTA] Lawson finishes ahead of Tsunoda (main race)

[COTA] Antonelli finishes in top 5 (main race)

[COTA] 6 or more drivers fail to finish the main race

[MEX] Physical Safety Car during the race

[MEX] Red Flag during qualifying

[MEX] Impeding penalty during qualifying

[MEX] Max wins and Oscar finishes 3rd or lower

[MEX] Yuki is send slightly airborne by someone colliding with his right rear tire

[MEX] Yellow flag first lap main race

[MEX] George Russell podium

[MEX] Verstappen takes pole

[MEX] Piastri finishes ahead of Verstappen

[MEX] Red Flag during the Race

[BRA] main race podium is both McLarens and Max in any order

[BRA] a driver from neither McLaren, RBR, Ferrari or Mercedes gets a podium in the main race

[BRA] all three WDC contenders take a part replacement penalty

[BRA] Bortoleto finishes the main race in the points

[BRA] Max finishes the main race ahead of both McLarens

[BRA] Wet or intermediate tyres used in the main race

[BRA] Red flag during qualifying (for the main race)

[BRA] impeding penalty during qualifying (for the main race)

[BRA] McLaren 1-2 in the SPRINT Race

[BRA] Leclerc podium in the main race

[BRA] Alonso finishes in top 10 in the main race

[LAS] Red flag during qualifying

[LAS] Physical safety car during the race

[LAS] Impeding penalty during qualifying

[LAS] Piastri finishes ahead of Norris

[LAS] A Ferrari qualifies in top 4

[LAS] One or more double-DNF (main race)

[LAS] McLaren double podium

[QAT] Verstappen scores 17 points more than Norris over whole weekend

[QAT] Exactly two cars DNF the GP

[QAT] Lando Norris wins WDC

[QAT] Verstappen and Norris make contact in the sprint or main race

[QAT] yellow flag first lap

[QAT] driver disqualified after the main race

[QAT] The same driver wins the Sprint and the main race

[QAT] Tsunoda reaches Q3 of main race qualifying

[QAT] McLaren 1-2 in the sprint race

[QAT] Red flag during main race to clear gravel (no stranded car or significant car parts)

[QAT] Both McLarens touch and at least one of them DNFs because of it

[QAT] Mercedes on the podium (main race)

[QAT] Both Racing Bulls in top 10 (main race)

[QAT] Both Ferraris outside of top 10 (main race)

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A team principle gets replaced during the season

Liam Lawson replaced before Abu Dhabi

Norris and Piastri collide and at least one of them DNFs due to the collision

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Max Verstappen wins the WDC

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Lewis Hamilton wins a (non sprint) race

Franco Colapinto replaced by another driver before the end of the season

Oliver Bearman receives as race ban

Perez drives the entire season at RBR

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RB finishes ahead of RBR in WCC

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YES

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