Blood Out News

President with Green Eyes elected

Crewed mission to Phobos

Room temperature superconductor discovered

USA adds 52nd state

24th Doctor Who regenerates into the 25th

UK has a queen again

Olympics hosted in Japan again

ChatGPT 10 releases

RSA-2048 cracked

Harlem Globetrotters lose again

2000 Pokemon Released or franchise ceases

Batman enters the public domain

The Beatles music enters the public domain

Hershey's reintroduces the Gold bar

Norway Bans Whaling

African company or country lands on moon

Tom Scott's This Video Has X Views hits 1B

Olympics hosted in Africa

Japan Bans Whaling

Tom Scott's This Video Has X Views hits 500M

Longest suspension bridge record broken

Pokemon Card sells for $10M

First hispanic USA president

End support date for Windows 12

Pickleball in the Olympics

Team Fortress 3 releases

Country claims the Bir Tawil triangle

ChatGPT 7 releases

human dies on the moon

Grand Theft Auto 7 releases

The next 9.0 magnitude earthquake

The first $10T market cap company

USA Adds 51st state

USA fully ends embargo on Cuba

Superman enters the public domain

Iceland Bans Whaling

Human walks on mars

The version after Windows 12 releases

Centennial Lightbulb burns out

Underwater hold breath world record broken

Bitcoin reaches $200K USD

China invades Taiwan or resolves conflict

Destiny retires from regular streaming

19th Doctor Who regenerates into 20th

Bugs Bunny enters public domain

Grimace Shake returns to McDonalds

Sitting USA president visits Belize for the first time

Peppa Pig ends

EU reaches 30 member states

First asian USA president (as judged by self ID & manifold opinion after inauguration)

1500 Pokemon Released

Windows 11 end support date

Taika Waititi's Star Wars film releases

India hosts the Olympics

Blood Meridian movie release

Star Citizen releases or company ceases

Family Guy ends

Civilization 8 releases

Kingdom Hearts 4 releases

First female USA president

Two grand slams in one MLB game by one player again

South Park ends

Manifold reaches 20K MAU

Simpsons ends

Xi no longer in power in China

Trump Dies

First Trillionaire (USD)

Human walks on moon again

Chicago ends on Broadway

1300 Pokemon Released

Uber OR Lyft bankrupt / acquired / ceases

Manifold reaches 40K MAU

USA's Doris Miller aircraft carrier launched

Another MLB perfect game pitched

James Cameron's Avatar 4 releases

Half Life 3 releases

Book of Mormon ends on Broadway

One piece manga ends

Human runs official marathon under 2h

Skibidi Toilet ends

Another Five Nights at Freddy's movie comes out

a USA president impeached again

Putin no longer in power in Russia

Burj Khalifa record for tallest building broken

Bitcoin reaches $150K USD

Russia / Ukraine conflict ceasefire

Shrek 5 releases

Sagrada Familia Church completed

Grand Theft Auto 6 releases

ChatGPT 6 releases

Twitter gets a new CEO after Linda Yaccarino (or ceases operations)

marijuana no longer federally a schedule 1 drug in the USA

Price of gold hits $5000/oz

The first $5T market cap company

USA discontinues or changes penny coin

Death Stranding 2 releases

First $100B revenue media franchise

New Pope after Francis

Civilization 7 releases

Bitcoin reaches $100K USD

Mario 64 120star speedrun WR 1h36m00s or less

Dallas Mavericks play in the NBA championship

Helena was pretending to be her innie in S2E01

Gemma is alive

Burt is revealed to be still working for Lumon in some capacity

Jame Eagen will try to replace Helena with her innie

Mark impregnated Helly

Lumon was involved in Gemma's death

Several/all non-severed employees have been raised by Lumon since childhood

All or parts of “the board” are not living humans

Mark and Gemma are no longer needed to complete Cold Harbor, as of S2 end

Helena will turn against Lumon

Outie Mark appears in S3E1 (no flashbacks)

Lumon killed or somehow hurt Selvig’s mother or other relative

Mark Scout and Ms Casey / Gamme Scout will be back together

Innie Mark appears in S3E1 (no flashbacks)

Lumon’s goal is to use severance to end psychological trauma

Milchick will turn against Lumon

Mark fully reintegrates

Lumon’s goal is to bring back Kier, either as a person or his consciousness in some form

Lumon is working on technology of resurrection

By end of S3E1, Outie Gemma has talked to someone unaffiliated with Lumon about her experience

Lumon willfully reveals the technology enabled by Cold Harbor to the public by end of S3E1

Cobel and Jame Eagen had a child

Sometime between end of S2 and end of S3E1, Outie Mark and Gemma meet (not necessarily on screen)

Helena was pretending to be her innie in S2E01

Cobel is Mark’s mother

Some of Ricken’s eccentric friends (Patton, Rebeck and/or others) are or were severed

Dylan will not stay alive through whole series

Mammalian Nurturables’ outies are prisoners, homeless, and/or addicts

Severance was designed for Helena

Cobel/Selvig is or was previously severed

There will be a successful suicide of one of the main characters

Mark Scout is from Eagan family

Cobel/Selvig is related by blood to the Eagan family

Lumon is cloning people

Miss Huang is from the testing floor

Miss Huang is a young clone of Ms Casey

Ms. Casey was a clone in S1

MDR are working on retrieving/decoding/interpreting the consciousness or memory of dead people

It won't be available for purchase in 2024

Tracks sleep

It won’t have a USB-C port

will support wireless charging

Improved health tracking if you pair it with an apple watch (ie better data if you wear both than either by itself)

It will only be usable with an iPhone

It will be available in a range of colours

It’ll measure blood oxygen saturation / include a pulse oximetry function.

Will support gestures

At launch, the MSRP will be <$500.

The ring design will be asymmetrical.

Tracks Stress

It will eventually be tied up in litigation like the pulse-ox sensor on the watch

There will be a gold version (real gold, not just gold colored)

battery lasts over a week

It will have a physical button on it

It will have a glass or crystal screen

There will be a higher memory model sold for more money at launch (think 128MB vs. 256MB models)

Waterproof up to 100 meters / 330 feet

It will be called the iRing

It will have a camera

It will be announced in 2025

It will be available for purchase in 2024

Bladder

Colorectal

Other

Kidney

Lung

leukemia

lymphoma

Blood

Multiple kinds revealed at once

Pancreatic

Skin

Stomach

Brain

A literal crayfish

All of the above

Is marketed as Episode X

Red lightsaber on screen

Blue lightsaber on screen

Green lightsaber on screen

Will be announced before 2028

Trailer out before 2028 (teaser counts)

The "Millennium Falcon" is on screen or mentioned

"Darth Sidious" or "Palpatine" is mentioned

Tie fighters on screen

"Darth Vader" is mentioned

A character is a Skywalker (by blood, name does not matter)

A dead character has spoken lines

A dead person appears as something like a ~spirit

New droid companion

Oscar Isaac returns in his previous role

Strong, quasi-masculine-presenting female lead character

Scantily clad hypersexualized female characters

Sole director credit to Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy

Digital version of dead actor plays a role

Yellow lightsaber on screen

Scores ≥7.5 on IMDB exactly one month after release

There will be a new lightsaber based weapon form we haven’t seen before (like Kylo’s light saber hilt).

John Boyega returns in his previous role

Adam Driver returns in his previous role

Taxes are mentioned

Droid dances

Using the force to choke someone

Death Star mentioned

Flashback to a period clearly overlapping with movies I-IX

Any actor from the original trilogy plays the same role

Is defined as part of a trilogy, before its premier date

Blue milk on screen

Cantina band song remix

Purple lightsaber on screen

Main character is not human

Will NOT be announced before 2030

Somehow, Palpatine returned

Project Hail Mary

Hyperion

Mistborn

Children of Blood and Bone

Old Man's War

The Way of Kings

The Amulet of Samarkand

Fourth Wing

The Player of Games

A Court of Thorns and Roses

Piranesi

A Fire Upon the Deep

The Lies of Locke Lamora

Permutation City

Revelation Space

The Final Empire

The Blade Itself

Assassin's Apprentice

Ancillary Justice

The Mote in God's Eye

Use of Weapons

Consider Phlebas

A Deepness in the Sky

Shards of Honor

The Left Hand of Darkness

The Forever War

Blindsight

Consider Phlebas

The Name of the Wind

Stranger in a Strange Land

The Shadow of the Torturer

The Diamond Age

Kushiel's Dart

We Are Legion

The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect

Rant: The Oral Biography of Buster Casey

COVID

Wisdom Teeth

Surgery

Blood transfusion

Cancer (any)

Chemo

Vasectomy

Broken / fractured bone

RSV

Heart Attack

Osteoporosis

Scoliosis

Gout

Alzheimer's

Organ transplant

Graves' Disease

Whooping Cough

Coma

Cancer (bone)

Blindness in at least one eye

Cirrhosis

Amputation

Obesity

Bulimia

Leukemia

Schizophrenia

Rabies

Diabetes (either type)

Lupus

words are wind

Blackfyre

tragedy/tragedies

song of ice and fire

milk of the poppy

glass candle

prince who was promised

moon blood/moon’s blood

Tyrek

nuncle

dark wings, dark words

biscuit/biscuits

winds of winter

Trial of Seven

dagged sleeves

Alicent

Aerion

Rhaenyra

quorking

Dark Sister

radiant

fratricide

deicide

sneeze/sneezes/sneezed/sneezing

Saera

house of the dragon

hard-bitten

week/weeks/weekly

damask

Essos

Doreah

joke/jokes/joked/joking

cute/cuter/cutest

crocodile(s)

anon

faceless woman

insipid

slayer of lies

there must always be a Stark in Winterfell

delve (any form)

Elmo

hello

A book in the main ASOIAF series (ie a sequel to “A Dance with Dragons”, eg “The Winds of Winter”)

A “Dunk and Egg” story or stories

A sequel to “Fire & Blood”

A different in-universe non-fiction book/story

Martin will not release another book/story in the ASOIAF universe in his lifetime

YES

Woman

5'2" or taller

5'4" or taller

wears contact lenses/glasses

Owns a dog at time of meeting him

American citizen

Blood Type O

Born in the United States

Red Haired

has a phd or masters degree or higher

5'8" or taller

diabetic

European citizen

Libra or Cancer

6'0" or taller

voted for trump

Bioengineered retina capable of restoring vision

Universally compatible synthetic blood substitute

Fully-functional 3D-printed hearts