Bondi News

call someone retarded through text or speech

Take control of the army National Guard of a state (not just announcement)

A literal red line on the ground/floor

complete 50% of project 2025 as reported by project2025.observer

Initiates low intensity conflict with Venezuela

Weaponize Federal Procurement: Launch a DOJ criminal investigation into Fed Chair Powell’s $2.5B renovation probity, while simultaneously accepting $400M in private corporate donations for the White House 'State Ballroom'.

repeal or reform the dietary guidelines

request and successfully redraw 1 or more state districts

explicitly conditions FEMA aid to a blue state on unrelated ideological issue

complete 66% of project 2025 as reported by project2025.observer

Stays alive

pass 500 or more executive orders

intervenes to stop a federal criminal investigation into a high ranking republican

new blockade of a country

Eliminate the two-person train crew safety regulations (DoT request from Project 2025)

have any governmental officials visit Taiwan formally or informally

forcibly shuts down a windmill farm power plant or revokes permits etc

declare war and send troops to aggressively enter any new country

request and successfully redraw 2 or more state districts

put his name on a ship in the navy

call for twitter / x to ban account of a democrat politician

order the arrest of a governor by name even if it does not happen

refuse to accept results of 2026 midterms in at least one state

complete 75% of project 2025 as reported by project2025.observer

request and successfully redraw 3 or more state districts

sells 100 square miles or more of federal property to private owners or other countries

File lawsuit against a congressperson

Revoke ten or more citizenships

Actually privatizes at least part of the USPO

Pardons an officer for a crime committed on the job enforcing immigration laws

Says 6 7 (or variant)

Dep

Remove tax exempt status from one or more universities

Trump will pardon those involved before the sentencing - medical fraud schemes

ten or more protestors killed during term

Causes Tina Peters' early release

resume buying oil from Russia

Privatize the FEMA National Flood Insurance Program

sends USA troops to enter Mexico without permission

Mandate teaching Arabic numerals in East (American) Samoan schools

postpones or cancels 2026 senate elections in at least one state

Pardon himself

closes 1 or more national parks (63 as of question creation)

have the DOJ "classify educators and public librarians" who discuss "transgender ideology" with minors as "sex offenders." as per project 2025

Raise the retirement age for social security

Accept a gift of an airplane to *himself personally* (not a gift to the US government)

Nominate a family member to high office

Appoint a crony, such as Bondi, or his personal lawyers, to SCOTUS

have FBI DOJ or other agency charge a congressperson with treason

Orders an agency under federal control to arrest a congressperson

Closes or makes radical ideological changes to The National Museum of African American History and Culture

get ukraine to agree to give up ALL of the donbas AND crimea to russia

Kidnap *another* head of state (after Maduro)

Airstrikes or bombs Mexican territory (drone artillery etc count)

Call for the end of the Senate

Weaken regulations on baby formula as per project 2025

Sunset the Office of Accountability and Whistleblower Protection (Veteran Affairs)

Gets angry with Putin and renews (also indirect) nuclear threat.

Pardons a private citizen for an act in opposition to an anti-trump protest

Raise contribution limits (FEC)

add a new federal holiday in his honor

Bans / restricts guns for trans people (or tries to)

have a journalist arrested

Order the arrest of a sitting member of congress

Have USA test a nuclear bomb anywhere

call someone a pedophile explicitely by name through text or speech

remove a major non NATO ally from the current list

Pardon a convicted pedophile

repeal the Federal Sugar program (USDA) as suggested by project 2025

End congressional review of arms transfers to foreign countries (DoD)

host putin at mar a lago

Pardons someone acting as a private citizen for an act in support of immigration enforcement (not an on duty officer)

Salute Putin

Enforce the Comstock Act at least once

federalize a city or area currently under control of another state (not DC)

force a census to happen when it normally wouldnt

complete 90% of project 2025 as reported by project2025.observer

repeal the federal mandate to label genetically engineered food (as per project 2025)

Eliminate ACA's requirement to cover the morning after pill

Lessen child labor regulations to allow "teenage workers" to work "inherently dangerous jobs". (DoL)

issue circulation coin or bill with his image or pass laws to do that in the near future

classify "transgender ideology" as "domestic terrorism," as per The Daily Wire

department of defense renamed to Dept of war

Get rid of Noaa.

Pardon ghislaine maxwell

Implement a federal abortion ban

Does Nazi / Roman salute with same passion as Elon's gesture

force a former president to testify before Congress

Deports at least one athlete during the 2026 FIFA World Cup

appoint a family member to lead any federal agency

Impose time-limits on how long low-income people can receive Medicaid in their lifetime

Pardon p diddy

stops all sanctions on Russia

enact special taxes or tariffs on a subset of states he does not like

Military against drug cartells on venezuelas ground

Deploy US troops into any of 83 Federal subjects of Russian Federation (or announce that)

Withdraw from NATO

Eliminate the Federal Reserve mission of full employment

Call for the banning of HRT (hormone replacement therapy)

revoke broadcasting licenses of a media company he does not like

Deports at least one Olympic athlete during the 2028 Summer Olympics

Implement a federal age of consent

Abolish the Federal Reserve and move to a "free banking" system

Ban construction of new windmills in the USA for power generation

Remove all federal funding for SNAP/food stamps

Gets influence on Gaza strip to make investment deals with real estate or buys land.

Uses the US military or National Guard to prevent at least one legal voter from casting a ballot during 2028 election

All 10 of the 10 largest protests in the USA happen under trump

Eliminate the DHS Office of Intelligence and Analysis

repeal Obamacare

pardon derek chauvin

admin stops reccomending fluorinated water entirely

Add a citizenship question to the census

confiscate 1 million or more from the Democratic party itself

confiscate 1 million or more from an individual Congress person

debank a congressperson governor or mayor

Enact price controls on groceries

Four or more protestors (or bystanders) killed by national guard

announce that a part of Canada belongs to the USA

expand the supreme Court and appoint someone new

Prohibit use of aborted fetal cells in research for new medical applications as per project 2025

Eliminate the U.S. Trade and Development Agency

Threatening to attack a US defence pact ally (e.g. NATO, Rio Pact etc.) with nuclear weapons

actually disinter bodies from another country

Call for the end of child marriage

Four or more protestors/bystanders killed by national guard/military in one day

Repeal of the Antiquities Act of 1906

change it so that presidents can serve 3 or more terms again

orders arrests of any Biden family member

delete Juneteenth as a federal holiday

federally mandate ten commandments or Bible in classrooms

Prosecute someone for flag burning

His name is on the ballot for the 2028 Republican primaries in any state/territory

Announce he’s running for a third term

cause Fox, nbc CNN MSNBC or another main news channel to shut down

Call for the death penalty of any former president by name

all time high unemployment reached

Require all schools that receive federal funding to give students the military entrance test.

Pass a federal "Parents' Bill of Rights" with regard to Education

Remove all unions in the Dept. of Homeland Security

Prevent the VA from covering abortion services

Replace his Vice President

Call for the default of the United States sovereign debt

Causes derek chauvin's early release

declare he has officially undone a past presidential pardon

Eliminate the Office of Children’s Health Protection

cancel the 2028 election / it doesnt happen for any reason

Calls himself a dictator or unambiguous synonym (without equivocating)

Attack a NATO ally.

Eliminate the Office of Enforcement and Compliance Assistance (EPA)

expand the borders of the usa

remove tax exempt from only certain religions

have a supreme court justice impeached and/or removed

threaten to disinter bodies from another country

Mandate time-and-a-half compensation on a Sabbath (project 2025 request)

fauci in jail at least one week

take control of a part of ukraine

add a new state

pardon george santos

take state ownership in an airline

Repeal the Global Change Research Act of 1990

ban trans people from holding federal offices

changes the logo or name of a previously offensive sport team (pressures until they actually do it)

Annex any part of Mexico

ends black history month

Eliminate the DOE Loan Program

Delist the grizzly bear AND gray wolf from the Endangered Species Act

take control of a part of greenland

New restrictions on SSRIs (including a ban)

Sides with Putin because he has compromising information against Trump regarding the Epstein files.

Call for the end of gay marriage

Fully or partially privatize Social Security

Dissolve/shut down/abolish NASA

Postpone the elections due to emergency

make statements that are negative about labubu

Wind down and privatize Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac

Call for the assassination of the leader of an allied nation

Call for the abolition of the voting rights act or the 15th amendment

breaks ground on a trump building in Gaza

Detonates a nuclear weapon as an act of war

fully nationalize an airline

stop California from hosting the Olympics

Deports all the athletes of at least one nation during the 2028 Summer Olympics

ban all new incoming students from china and/or india

Eliminate all administrative proceedings within the SEC

change or add a face on Mount Rushmore

change the borders of a state

breaks ground on a trump building in Russia

repeal an amendment

declares a white history month

Call for the end of the House of Reps

give sell or otherwise transfer a part of Alaska to Russia

enter a mutual defense partnership with russia or north korea

After the ballroom he starts building a palace for the future Trump-Monarchy

Call for the end of interracial marriage

Deports all the athletes of at least one nation during the 2026 FIFA World Cup

bans anime

Wearing a white dress after labor day

Dept of defense renamed to dept of peace

bans 6 7

Kanye West

Steve Bannon

Calvin Robinson

Eduardo Verástegui

Andrew Tate

Calin Georgescu

Harry Redknapp

David Walliams (Comedian)

Tommy Robinson

Pete Hegseth

Enrique Tarrio

@Anon99

Another religious figure in addition to Calvin Robinson

Julius Malema

Matteo Salvini

Elon Musk (again)

Marjorie Taylor Greene

Tristan Tate

Paul Golding

George Simion

Tucker Carlson

Jacob Chansley

Markus Persson (Notch)

Donald Trump Jr.

Michael Waltz

Donald Trump

Any Democratic Senator, Governor, or former Presidential or Vice Presidential nominee

Narendra Modi

Cory Booker

Mel Gibson

Nigel Farage

Lars von Trier

Ching Hai

Robert Fico

Nicolás Maduro

Logan Paul

Nota Baloyi

Kim Yo Jong

Glenn Greenwald

Conor McGregor

Steve Witkoff

Howard Lutnick

JD Vance

Viktor Orban

Alex Jones

Dave Chappelle

Erdoğan

Candace Owens

Jordan Bardella

Pam Bondi

Ben Shapiro

Palmer Luckey

Larry Ellison

Caitlyn Jenner

Alex Karp

Joe Exotic

Jake Paul

Martin Shkreli

Sarah Palin

Lex Fridman

Guillaume Verdon

Piers Morgan

Aravind Srinivas

Peter Pellegrini

Alice Weidel

Marine Le Pen

Mohammed bin Salman

David Holz

Giuseppe Conte

Valery Gerasimov

Jean-Luc Mélenchon

Aleksandar Vučić

Nayib Bukele

Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia

Joe Rogan

Joel Kaplan

Javier Milei

Emily Chang

Claire Boucher (Grimes)

Liv Boeree

Sam Bankman Fried

Sergey Lavrov

Marion Maréchal

Andrew Callaghan

Liang Wenfeng

Owen Jones

Mario Nawfal

Kim Dotcom

Felix Kjellberg

Alexander Lukashenko

Marco Rubio

Ghislaine Maxwell

Ivanka Trump

Stephen Miller

Jiankui He

George Hotz

Melania Trump

Jared Kushner

Trey Parker

Brett Kavanaugh

Robert Downey Jr.

John Cena

Peter Thiel

Usha Vance

Liz Truss

Tulsi Gabbard

Benjamin Netanyahu

Geert Wilders

Mark Zuckerberg

Matt Stone

Vladimir Solovyov

Ramzan Kadyrov

Dwarkesh Patel

Amichai Chikli

Dwayne Johnson

J.K.Rowling

Vladimir Putin

Jeff Bezos

Xi Jinping

Rudy Giuliani

Tim Walz

Itamar Ben-Gvir

joe biden

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Laws or regulations relating to firearms will be made more stringent

A new criminal offence relating to hate speech will be created

A federal Royal Commission will be held

New migrants will be required to pass an 'Australian values' test

The National Terrorism Threat Level will be raised

JD Vance (Vice President)

Marco Rubio (Secretary of State)

Doug Burgum (Secretary of Interior)

Linda McMahon (Secretary of Education)

Jamison Greer (United States Trade Representative)

Doug Collins (Secretary of Veterans Affairs)

Sean Duffy (Secretary of Transportation)

Scott Bessent (Secretary of Treasury)

Chris Wright (Secretary of Energy)

Brooke Rollins (Secretary of Agriculture)

Scott Turner (Secretary of Housing and Urban Development)

Kelly Loeffler (Administrator of the Small Business Administration)

John Ratcliffe (CIA Director)

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (Secretary of Health and Human Services)

Russell Vought (Director of the Office of Management and Budget)

Susie Wiles (Chief of Staff)

Pete Hegseth (Secretary of Defense)

John Ratcliffe (Director of the Central Intelligence Agency)

Howard Lutnick (Secretary of Commerce)

Lee Zeldin (Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency)

Tulsi Gabbard (Director of National Intelligence)

Pam Bondi (Attorney General)

Kristi Noem (Secretary of Homeland Security)

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