Coyote News

Hippopotamus - Hippopotamus amphibius 🥈🥈🥈

Polar Bear - Ursus maritimus

Tiger - Panthera tigris

Dolphin - Tursiops truncatus

Elephant - Loxodonta africana

Lion - Panthera leo

Honey Badger - Mellivora capensis

Hotwheels sisyphus spider - Hotwheels sisyphus

Saltwater Crocodile - Crocodylus porosus

Wolverine - Gulo gulo

Cape Buffalo - Syncerus caffer caffer

Yellow-Lipped Sea Krait - Laticauda colubrina

Blue Whale - Balaenoptera musculus

Wolf - Canis lupus

Red Fox - Vulpes vulpes

Platypus - Ornithorhynchus anatinus 🥉

Haast's Eagle - Hieraaetus moorei

Giant Nematode - Placentonema gigantissima

Flightless Elephant Bird - Aepyornis maximus

Prehistoric Elephant - Palaeoloxodon namadicus 🥉

Pompeii Worm - Alvinella pompejana

Sperm Whale - Physeter macrocephalus

Great evening bat - Ia io

Giant Pacific Octopus - Enteroctopus dofleini

Triceratops - Triceratops horridus

Sonoran Desert Sidewinder - Crotalus cerastes cercobombus

Ice Worm - mesenchytraeus solifugus

Sulfur Cave Molly - Poecilia sulphuraria

Feral pigeon - Columba livia urbana

Coyote - Canis latrans

Great black-backed gull - Larus marinus

Leopard seal - Hydrurga leptonyx

Western lowland gorilla - Gorilla gorilla gorilla

Eastern lowland gorilla - Gorilla beringei graueri

Brownthroated three-toed sloth - Bradypus variegatus 🥉

Chinese giant salamander - Andrias davidianus

Bornean orangutan - Pongo pygmaeus

Dog - Canis familiaris

Cat - Felis catus

Giant Panda - Ailuropoda melanoleuca

Penguin - Aptenodytes forsteri

Axolotl - Ambystoma mexicanum

Sea Otter - Enhydra lutris

Great White Shark - Carcharodon carcharias

Common Bed Bug - Cimex lectularius

Cliff Swallow - Petrochelidon pyrrhonota

Yi qi dinosaur - Yi qi

Phallic frogworm - Atretochoana eiselti

Colossal Whale - Perucetus colossus

Panther Chameleon - Furcifer pardalis

Giant Dragonfly - Meganeuropsis permiana

Lesser Flamingo - Phoeniconaias minor

Kiwi - Apteryx australis

Brown Rat - Rattus norvegicus

House Mouse - Mus musculus domesticus

Red Volcano Sponge - Acarnus Erithacus

Meerkat - Suricata suricatta

Housefly - Musca domestica 🥉

❌Defeated: New World Screwworm - Cochliomyia hominivorax [beat by Hippopotamus]

❌Defeated: Orca - Orcinus orca [beat by Housefly]

🚫Ineligible: Water bear - Milnesium tardigradum

❌Defeated: Ping-Pong Tree Sponge - Chondrocladia concrescens 🥉 [beat by Prehistoric Elephant]

🚫Ineligible: human [I'm shortening this]

🚫Ineligible: Tardigrade (LFG)

🚫Ineligible: [This animal was edited in bad faith]

❌Defeated: Funny valentine spider - Funny valentine [beat by Dermophis donaldtrumpi Caecilian]

❌Defeated: Aha ha wasp - Aha ha [beat by Hippopotamus]

❌Defeated: Cuban Cockroach - Panchlora nivea [beat by Hippopotamus]

❌Defeated: Giant Pterosaur - Quetzalcoatlus northropi [beat by Ping-Pong Tree Sponge]

❌Defeated: Dermophis donaldtrumpi Caecilian - Dermophis donaldtrumpi 🥈[beat by Brownthroated three-toed sloth]

🚫Ineligible: [edited in bad faith]

❌Defeated: Australopithecus - Australopithecus afarensis [beat by Platypus]

Neuralink trials have happened with volunteer humans

New Pope after Francis

three or more events from the CoolFold 100 Challenge resolved

five or more events from the CoolFold 100 Challenge resolved

Bitcoin has reached $100K at some point

Gold has reached $2500/oz at some point

ETH Ethereum has reached $2800 USD (again)

Ethereum ETH has reached $4000 again

xkcd is still producing new comics at least once a month

USA's Supreme Court is still 9 justices (does not get expanded)

Taylor Swift has been married

publicly available ChatGPT or similar LLM can solve sudokus reliably

True Detective Season 5 released

Elon is still at least a partial owner of Twitter

Super Smash Bros Melee still a popular esport

Destiny is still regularly livestreaming

Putin still leader of Russia

Xi still leader of China

No humans on the moon since Apollo

S&box fully released (Facepunch's new garry's mod like game)

Fortnite Crossover with the Simpsons

Zuckerberg still CEO of facebook/meta

Palworld is still able to be played through Steam

George RR Martin has released the next GoT / ASOIAF book (The Winds of Winter)

Slavoj Zizek still giving public talks

a twitter account has reached 500M followers

Charles still King of UK

Mr Beast has 500M or more subscribers on Youtube

Hiroyuki Nishimura is still the owner of 4chan

One Piece manga is still going (original series)

The tenth drop of the pitch drop experiment has fallen

Team Fortress 2 is still receiving periodic blog posts / small updates

Flo is still the progressive mascot (the actress still working )

At least one of the other prediction market websites has gone out of business

Iceland, Norway, or Japan has banned whaling

the game Rust is still receiving regular updates with new content (not just bug / small fixes)

Winner of 2028 election is Democrat

2h marathon has been officially broken by a human

Avatar still has the record for highest worldwide movie gross on BoxOfficeMojo

Old School Runescape has released Sailing and at least 1 other new skill

@strutheo is still on Manifold, with the same username

Bitcoin has reached $150K at least one time

Hytale has fully released to the public (not just a beta)

Nintendo still manufacturing Switch

Apex Legends is still receiving updates and servers are online

A new official weapon has been added to Team Fortress 2 since after 2017

The Nintendo Switch successor console has sold at least 65 million units

Total mana bet on Manifold has peaked to 10B in one day at least once

Family Guy has ended

the Rmax of the top non distributed supercomputer is at least 3000 PFlop/Sec (according to top500.org)

Kingdom Hearts 4 has released

Jared Fogel OR Fetty Wap is out of prison

prong.studio still operational and selling products

Chameleon Twist 3 has released (or another sequel)

Kojima's Physint game has released

Coyote vs Acme releases or leaks

Weak AGI achieved, as indicated by the YES resolution of the Metaculus market on the topic

there will be a USA federal holiday in August (confirmed happening in 2028 or next year in 2029)

Magic the Gathering card has sold for $1M or more (other than the One Ring!)

Petco will have filed for bankruptcy

Manifold MAU has spiked to 40k+ at least two separate weeks/occasions

A North American team has won a Dota 2 International for the first time since 2015

At least one of Paul Biya, Pope Francis, Ali Khamenei is still in power

Manifold has sold $40K or more mana in the last 30 days before market close

A second feature length South Park movie has released (like South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut)

at least one spider man movie releases each year

Star Citizen has fully released to the public (not just a beta)

Chat GPT 7 or higher available for public use

Annoying Orange youtube channel is still uploading at least one video a month

jd vance has been president or wins the election to be one

Palestine / Israel will have come to an agreement on borders (post Oct 7)

Russia AND ROC are both forbidden from entering the Olympics still

Nintendo ends online play and other online services for Switch (as they did for WiiU and 3DS on April 8th 2024)

Rabbit is still selling R1 (or a sequel product) and it can be purchased by the average consumer

Amazon #1 book is by a politician or musician

Manifold has collapsed / bankrupt at least once already

The New England Patriots have either won a Super Bowl (2024-2027 seasons) or clinched the division (2028)

Build a Bear will have filed for bankruptcy or been bought

Ukraine-Russia war still ongoing

X (Twitter) brand has changed again (either back to Twitter or something other than X)

Amazon #1 book is a self-help book

1200 or more official pokemon

NFL has an official expansion team in Europe somewhere

I'll be dead.

China - Taiwan war / invasion begins

doomsday clock is 100 seconds or more from midnight

There will be a breakthrough in nuclear weaponry

Dwarf Fortress ceases active development

China has landed a human on the moon

Taylor Swift has been divorced

All 9 current Supreme Court justices from today (Jan 2024) are still serving

Turkey has a higher GDP (PPP) than the United Kingdom

a tenth country is confirmed to have nuclear weapons

Mana can be donated to charity through Manifold at the same rate (1 cent = 1 mana)

Chat GPT 8.5 or higher released for public use

someone has reached 2900 FIDE chess rating

a paper for LK99 or another room temperature superconductor is peer reviewed and replicated

The record for youngest Best Actor Academy Award Broken (Adrien Brody, The Pianist, age 29)

Trump has served at least 1 full day in jail/prison (not at home)

Josh Shapiro is the President-elect of the United States

JB Pritzker is the President-elect of the United States

Gretchen Whitmer is the President-elect of the United States

Jared Polis is the President-elect of the United States

No humans exist

Manifold Love is still getting updates or community support/events

NO

USA Government has a shutdown

grok 5 releases

Manifest 2026 happens

100th spacex launch of the year

SpaceX IPOs

twitter x mail releases

Coyote vs Acme releases

taylor swift married

Earthquake magnitude 7.8 or higher somewhere in the world

Imu face reveal in One Piece

Twitter/x releases a Peer to Peer payment system to free or premium users

Nioh 3 releases

alan greenspan passes away

stripe ipo happens

New record breaking price for a Magic the Gathering card ($3M)

GenoSamuel releases Chris Chan History #86

Next Game of Thrones novel release date announced (Winds of Winter)

Any nuclear explosion happens (test, bomb, etc)

ukraine and russia announce a ceasefire

Lego releases a record breaking set with the most pieces (bigger than Lego Art World Map)

discord IPOs

2h0m0s marathon barrier officially broken

Chat GPT 6 releases

Grand Theft Auto 6 releases

Legally Blonde 3 release date announced

trump removes a cabinet member

israel opens an embassy in syria, OR announces it will

noam chomsky passes away

windows 12 announcement is made

new apple iphone releases

Twitter gets a new CEO

Bitcoin BTC reaches $150K USD or more

grok 6 releases

Saw XI Releases in USA

Tom Scott's 'this video hax X views' video reaches 80M views

trump is impeached by either house OR senate

A commercial airline hijacking

Ark Survival Evolved 2 releases

Haunted Chocolatier releases

YES

YES