Embarrassment News

At least one credible mainstream news source reports by EO2026 that the files are either partially redacted or partly missing or suspects the files were altered (opinion section OK)

By EOY26 Massie claims that the files have been altered or otherwise significantly not in compliance with the bill's requirements

However, the administration manages to blacken great parts of the files.

Something happens or is enforced by Trump to divert the attraction on other things.

A MSM news source speculates partisan bias in redactions (opinion section OK) by EOY2026

After blackened papers are made public, there will be a leakage of uncensored files.

Soon after release, the Trump DOJ launches a raft of investigations against political opponents named in the Epstein files.

Stacey Plaskett no longer a US House Delegate before 1 Feb 2027?

At least five people with Wikipedia pages resign due to files

The 10 possible "co-conspirators" of Epstein are revealed

Files suggest Epstein offered to cooperation/testimony against associates within 1 year of his death.

Somebody gets prison time

"Bubba" photo released or leaked by EOY26

An ongoing DOJ investigation triggered by Trump’s allegations involving Bill Clinton or others will result in the files being sealed and not publicly released despite the Epstein Transparency Act

Any congressperson gets impeached/removed in 2026 in part due to their involvement with Epstein

Someone in the November 2025 Supreme Court is mentioned in the files

George Stephanopoulos Leaves ABC before 4th of July 2026

Trump gets impeached in 2026 in part due to his involvement with Epstein

Any F500 company’s market cap loses 10% within a week of an executive’s involvements with Epstein becoming known

At least 10% of current (Nov. 19, '25) House Representatives leave office (by any means) before the next congress is sworn in

safely returns to Earth

Will attempt to say something momentous

Had been into space as of 2023

Right handed

Is a pilot (but not necessarily for the mission)

Have child/ren

military or ex military background

Isn't white

Chinese Citizen

Is the mission commander

Have a PhD

Male

Will step out with their right foot first

Have 2+ bachelors degrees

video recording is available of them falling over on the lunar surface (within 1 year of moonwalk)

Will attempt to say something momentous, and it's generally considered not to have been momentous 12 months after landing

Will attempt to say something momentous, and it's generally considered so 12 months after landing

Will be recorded (e.g. interview, podcast transcript) dissing moon landing hoaxers, either before or within 12 months of moonwalk

Will have a nickname that doesn't directly derive from their real name (eg Buzz)

Is 68 inches or taller

is 50 years old or older (at time of moonwalk)

Born in a state that majority voted for Trump in 2024 election

Films a tiktok (or similar short format film) on the lunar surface featuring at least some dancing (inside the lander counts) (video is available within 1 year of moonwalk)

American citizen

First moon-words will be a joke (e.g. "oh, did I leave the oven on?" or "hey i can see my house from up here!" or even "oh wow there's an alien life form waving at me!")

No tertiary qualification (honorary degrees don't count)

Will not be a single person; two or more people will take the first step (almost) simultaneously

Christian

Expressed doubt on whether the Apollo landings happened (digging up an embarrassing tweet from when they were 13 counts)

bald

has some kind of neural implant

is 30 years old or younger (at time of moonwalk)

Will be recorded attempting a backflip on the lunar surface (video is available within 1 year of moonwalk)

Ginger

YES

NO

NO

NO

YES