Evening Star News

No such scapegoat will manifest

planet-killing asteroid

Other

Jesus Christ (second coming)

Rogue AGI

Me (specifically me, Jessica Evans)

previously unknown virus

invasive spores

unknown energy state

alien ghosts

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YES

Is marketed as Episode X

Red lightsaber on screen

Blue lightsaber on screen

Green lightsaber on screen

Will be announced before 2028

Trailer out before 2028 (teaser counts)

The "Millennium Falcon" is on screen or mentioned

"Darth Sidious" or "Palpatine" is mentioned

Tie fighters on screen

"Darth Vader" is mentioned

A character is a Skywalker (by blood, name does not matter)

A dead character has spoken lines

A dead person appears as something like a ~spirit

New droid companion

Oscar Isaac returns in his previous role

Strong, quasi-masculine-presenting female lead character

Scantily clad hypersexualized female characters

Sole director credit to Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy

Digital version of dead actor plays a role

Yellow lightsaber on screen

Scores ≥7.5 on IMDB exactly one month after release

There will be a new lightsaber based weapon form we haven’t seen before (like Kylo’s light saber hilt).

John Boyega returns in his previous role

Adam Driver returns in his previous role

Taxes are mentioned

Droid dances

Using the force to choke someone

Death Star mentioned

Flashback to a period clearly overlapping with movies I-IX

Any actor from the original trilogy plays the same role

Is defined as part of a trilogy, before its premier date

Blue milk on screen

Cantina band song remix

Purple lightsaber on screen

Main character is not human

Will NOT be announced before 2030

Somehow, Palpatine returned

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YES

YES

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YES

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YES