Fate News

Pay >$50m in fines/settlements if Dems win

Convicted of felony if Dems win

Pay >$50m in fines/settlements if Reps win

X shut down/sold if Dems win

Convicted of felony if Reps win

5-Kid gives up

6-Kid does his best to re enter the race to the one piece(invalid if number 3 happens)

1-Useless Mid is dead

7-Other

4-JIKA COMES BACK AND BEATS SHANKS

3-Kid will be trained by Shanks and/or giants

YES

Switch issuer to Synchrony

Other

Switch issuer to Barclays

Switch issuer to Chase/JPMorgan

Become / purchase a bank

Switch issuer to AMEX

Discontinued without replacement

Switch issuer to Discover

Unconscious Meh

Weak Utopia

Strong Utopia

Pretty Good

Conscious Meh

Weak Dystopia

YES

It will not resolve N/A

As a demonstration of treacherous turns, trolling, or lulz

No reason given after 30 days

Some other reason

Too many existing humans suffer death

Too many existing humans suffer other awful fates

80% of currently attainable cosmopolitan value becomes unattainable

Alive and in custody

Dead by suicide

Dead by other causes

Alive and free

Dead by foul play

A bio revolution of resurgence! The bean is back in everyone’s hands

A prized middle class item

Chemical vanillin for all (total extinction)

For the rich only

Movie is canceled, and not released

Movie is released, but Lena Dunham is no longer attached to it

Movie is released, it flops

NO

Universe keeps expanding at a steady rate

A different fate

Universe bounces (collapses and re-expands repeatedly in an oscillatory motion)

Universe collapses in on itself (the big crunch)