Fate News

4-JIKA COMES BACK AND BEATS SHANKS

6-Kid does his best to re enter the race to the one piece(invalid if number 3 happens)

5-Kid gives up

1-Useless Mid is dead

2-Joins another faction(BB, revs, cross guild, etc)

7-Other

YES

Forced to sell some or all of MSTR bitcoin holdings

Shareholder lawsuit

Corporate bankruptcy

Saylor removed as executive chairman

Unconscious Meh

Strong Utopia

Weak Utopia

Pretty Good

Conscious Meh

Weak Dystopia

YES

It will not resolve N/A

Too many existing humans suffer other awful fates

Too many existing humans suffer death

No reason given after 30 days

80% of currently attainable cosmopolitan value becomes unattainable

The concept of "maximum attainable cosmopolitan value" is not meaningful

As a demonstration of treacherous turns, trolling, or lulz

Alive and in custody

Alive and free

Dead by suicide

Dead by foul play

Dead by other causes

A bio revolution of resurgence! The bean is back in everyone’s hands

A prized middle class item

Chemical vanillin for all (total extinction)

For the rich only

License not LGPL-compatible, code not based on 6.x or earlier

Moved to Python standard library and/or forked

License LGPL-compatible, code not based on 6.x or earlier

Code based on 6.x or earlier

NO

NO

Universe keeps expanding at a steady rate

A different fate

Universe bounces (collapses and re-expands repeatedly in an oscillatory motion)

Universe collapses in on itself (the big crunch)