GRASS News

Lionel Messi to score at least one goal

Someone scores 5+ goals within group stage

USA survives group stage

2+ red cards in any match

Goal from last kick of the game

Cristiano Ronaldo to score a goal

Mexico survives group stage

3+ red cards in any match

6+ yellow cards in any match

Red card issued for mouth covering

Team with 0 wins in Group Stage

Black player gets the red card

Bicycle kick attempt

Team scores after being down to 10 men

Both teams score in stoppage time

Player scores against country of birth/heritage

Player bleeding on camera during match

Team loses possession from delay throw-in

Player scores a hat-trick

Over 7.5 goals scored in a single group stage match

Play suspended for more than 1.5 hours in a single match

Teenager scores a goal (non penalty shoot-out)

Team finishes match with 9 players

French-born player scores against France

Goal scored directly from a free-kick

A coach is sacked before the end of the tournament

Player not born in the country they are playing for scores 2+ goals

“Puto” chant at match

Referee falls down

Any host places 1st in their group

Curaçao scores a goal

Haaland scores over 3.5 goals

Vuvuzela spotted in the stadium stands

At least two Mohammeds (all variants) score ≥1 goal

gruesome leg/ankle/arm injury

Will Cristiano Ronaldo Score Atleast A Goal In Next Match Against Uzbekistan

Foam spray is used on field to mark penalty / free kick

Cape Verde scores a goal

Total goals in the tournament to exceed 200

Canada survives group stage

Trump still alive at end of final match

3+ penalty shootout

Player is complaining about the Trionda ball / blames it for the losing

The Golden Boot winner to score 6+ goals

Messi is top Argentinian goal-scorer

Fan hospitalized for heat related illness

20+ penalty goals

Over 9.5 own goals scored

Over 10.5 red cards

Kylian Mbappe & Harry Kane to Score 9+ Goals Combined

Neymar plays in a match

Trump attends match

Unauthorized person gets on the pitch during match

Team ends Group Stage with a clean sheet

Players cleat falls off their foot

Team makes it to Round of 32 with no goals conceded

Messi scores a goal at 39 years old

Ronaldo to cry at the world cup

A penalty shootout contains a missed winning kick (Matchball)

US scores in every single group stage match

Team is undefeated for the entire tournament (only wins & draws)

Will any group finish with either all draws or zero draws?

VAR to overturn at least 20 decisions

South American team reaches semi-final

Champion is unbeaten

Bottle thrown on field

Champion is a first place group stage winner

Single top goalscorer in tournament (not tied)

2+ European countries reach top 4

Any player scores at least a goal 3 matches in a row

Asian player misses penalty kick

Ronaldo gets in referee face

Another match day ending in all draws (regular time)

Penalty shootout to decide a quarter-final match

Messi gets a yellow card

Golden Boot Winner wears Nike branded cleats

Asian player gets the red card

Visible debris thrown during corner kick attempt

The ballon d’or is awarded to a player from World Cup winner

5+ group stage winners advance with 9 points (3 wins)

Trump kicks or holds a soccer ball at any time during tournament

A fully southern hemisphere team (Australia, NZ, South Africa, Uruguay or Argentina) makes semi finals.

No red cards issued in the Final match

US goes further than Mexico

Will either Bosnia and Herzegovina or Qatar advance to the next round?

Flipping Coinflips – Do teams shooting first win more penalty shootouts?

Both teams in final have red on their flag

Over 289.5 total goals scored*

Will any more team(s) from Europe finish 4th in the group?

The Golden Ball is awarded to a player from tournament winner

Freddy attends the final match

Messi to score a free kick

Over 6.5 matches ending 0-0 (regular time only)

Over 202.5 goals scored in group stage

Coaches of both teams in final match are wearing suits

Any one of Harry Kane, Kylian Mbappe, or Erling Haaland to score a hattrick

Penalty shootout to decide semi-final match

Someone escorted off field shirtless

More own goals than red cards in tourney

Players from any other league outscore PL players in the tournament

Elon Musk attends match

15+ minutes of the stoppage time

Team loses after leading 2-0

Total goals in the tournament to exceed 300

Any host nation in quarter final

USA to reach the Quarter-finals or further

Player with the heat stroke / heat related illness

A player or their teams gets sanctioned by FIFA (i. e. a fine, an overturned result, a suspension) for a goal celebration with a political or politics-adjacent message

Last penalty shoot-out kick of tournament is missed/saved

Messi and Ronaldo play in the same match

Unofficial drone is reported flying over a stadium

2 UEFA teams in final

Player tears their ACL

Weather postponement or delay for greater than 3 hours

Flares in stands during match in USA

Crowd jump registers on local seismic sensor

Betting scandal reported

Spain goes further than France

Laser pointer on goalie during match

Final is a rematch of a previous World Cup

Goal scored within 1st minute

VAR overturns second yellow card

Hooligans light the fireworks at night by team hotel for disruption

Any match is canceled or postponed

The Golden Boot winner to score 8+ goals

30+ penalty goals

USA player gets the red card

Disruption at Iran match

5+ hat tricks

Canada goes further than US

Youngest player of the tournament scores a goal

6+ teams with negative goal difference advance from the group stage

3 or more coaches resign or are fired before end of World Cup

Team captain gets red card

Palestinian or Israeli flag on field during match

Will Merlin the duck correctly predict both remaining MEX group stage matches?

Final features a team that has never made it to the final before

Winning team has a foreign manager

Haaland scores on every game he plays

Bald person gets the red card

Player blames an injury on poor stadium grass

Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce attend match

Over 395.5 yellow cards

Both players in this photo* play each other in a match

Record for hottest WC match ever played broken (>101°)

A penalty shootout to decide the Final match

Trump acts innapropriate with trophy at final

Play suspended for more than 2.5 hours in a single match

World Champion's goals > total goals of all teams out in group stage

Any two brothers play against each other (Both must be on the pitch at the same time)

First penalty shootout kick of tournament is missed/saved

Team reaches the quarter-finals through draws and penalties

Champion is a first time World Cup winner

Team particpates in 3+ penalty shoot-outs

Goalkeeper attempts shot in PKs

Smoke bomb during match in USA

Over 30.5 penalties scored (excludes shoot-outs)

Golden boot & golden ball won by the same player

Match has a dedicated moment of silence

Messi scores on every game he plays

Ronaldo does not start

The Golden Boot winner is decided by # assists

Player gets spat on during match

25+ people arrested at stadium

Salt Bae attending a match

Game is turned around in stoppage team (one team leads at 90:00, the other team scores twice or more in stoppage time to win it)

Team makes it to Round of 16 with zero yellow cards

Team USA fans pull off a decent Tifo

Freddy shown during a match broadcast

England loses on penalties

Animal (not birdy) is on field during match

An African nation to reach the Semi-finals

ICE makes a capture at the stadium

Over 8.5 penalties missed (excludes shoot-outs)

Goal scored from own half

Fans invade field during match

Player throws captains armband

Headbutt during match

Player wearing a face mask in semi-final match

King Charles attends match

Will any player be seen drinking gatorade during a hydration break?

Knockout Stage (incl 3rd/4th) to match or exceed Group-Stage scoring average

Coach on camera during match smelling finger(s)

All 48 teams score at least 1 goal

Scorigami (a match ends in a score that has never happened at a World Cup; for the purpose of this answer refers only to result before extra time / shootout)

Another match with 3+ red cards

Any team with <3 points advances from the group stage

Asia team reaches semi final

Football is coming home?

Voodoo doll or alive chicken in stands

All teams concede at least 1 goal in group stage

Any player injured in opening group match & out for rest of tournament

Player walks off pitch protesting referee

Team wins a match without making a single substitution

Major security incident

Ronaldo puts up the goose egg (excludes any penalty or shootout)

Will both brothers of any pair score at this World Cup?

Player wearing oxygen mask on sideline

German Freddy is uncovered to be the marketing stunt

15+ cards in any match

Player bit during match

Trump attends 3 or more games

Pulisic top Team USA goal scorer

Bonnie Blue attending a match

Erling Haaland to win the Golden Boot

Over 1.5 of the visible penis in world cup tourney (during match, on pitch)

Olimpico goal (goal scored directly from corner kick, counts if corner taker is credited as the goalscorer by FIFA)

Match is forfeited

Trump dancing at match

The fastest goal of the tournament is scored within 30 seconds

10+ goals in any match

An over-enthusiastic goal celebration results in a shattered corner flag

Team gets removed or disqualified

Player arrested / detained at any time of tournament

USA plays Iran

The Netherlands does not survive group stage

Goalkeeper scores a non-penalty goal

Team finishes third in group and makes it to final

Oldest player in tournament gets a yellow card

Shooting incident (non-ball) at stadium

Mohamed Salah (Egypt) scores 5+ goals during Group Stage Fixtures (Round of 64)

Player suffers cardiac arrest

Someone from Trump administration celebrating in locker room

Total goals in the tournament to exceed 400

Match delayed due to homophobic crowd chant

Player shits in the pants during match

Team gets to final on all penalty shoot-outs in knockout rounds

Omar Artan is at a World Cup match

Players / members of team attempt to defect

Confirmed case of Ebola at the match

Ronaldo does jerkin move

A group-stage match is decided by a freak "Olympico" goal scored directly from a corner

Player dies during World Cup

A third-placed team is eliminated with 4+ points

Match delayed due to anti-Trump crowd chant

Fastest goal record beaten (11 seconds)

Player drinking Liquid Death at hydration break

Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei attending a match

All 3 host countries win the opener

Ronaldo scores before Messi

Jenin

Ivie (Charmunk)

Alfie

Dhyan

Leo Wilkin

Ian Madden

Tanishq

Matthew

FoxMoss

Mohamad

Luke Oldenburg

Briyan Dyju

maxstellar

Shurui / @variidian

CANDY

menace

menace

aarav

Alex (p variant)

junya

Scooter Y

Shyla / Sprinkles

Mahad

sofia

Jmeow

Jay

Rowan

Daniel (dld)

Neon

astra

hana

lynn

Lenny

christian

ethan

Taran

Fireentity

Miguel

Miguel (old)

cyteon

Rushil

Jeremy

James

Joe Biden

paperclip

zach latta

m0.hid

Kieran

Fr

frog

pianoman

alice

Undefined

Nova

Jan

jollyroger182

dinobox

thetridentguy

@khang2009

BnaJns

End

Violet

kat wang / kook

zeeno.

owais

sahil

Ryan Jules

maddy

lukas

zook

Abyssal Entity, Lord Ananta the Developer

Aditya (dsg)

blowupthenoobs

Mostafa.S

Koeg

1Mon

Raygen Rupe

grass

aj

Iamalive

hellonearth311

RS

gamer_waves (dwait)

Daamin

Tanmay (tan)

Manan

genr234

atomtables

stolen_username

Peleg

Anson

Nice bulge / outline

Dildo in stands

YES PENIS 😃

Floppy

In the stands?

Non-player

Straight shape

During match

With ball(s)

White

2 or more

Cut

American

In USA

Dildo on field

Uncut

Shaved pubes

European

Average

Full nudity

Thick

Curved shape

In Mexico

South American

Thin

NO PENIS 😢

In Canada

Black

On Sideline

African

Big

Touches grass

On Field

Half-chub

Middle Eastern

After match

At match attended by King, Queen or Prince of nation playing

At match attended by a Spice Girl

Asian

Peeking out of the shorts

Small

BTS

Israeli / Palestinian

Any Player

Just the tip

Prince Albert

Painted

Erect

Referee

At match attended by Trump

Ronaldo's

Messi's

Mbappe

Trump

Infantino

Tuchel

Ancelotti

Mamdani

Mark Carney

Playable on Nintendo Switch 2 on release

Pikachu can be caught in-game

Choice of Fire, Water and Grass type starters (or same with secondary typing)

Two matching games released simultaneously

Titles are “Wind(s)” and “Wave(s)”

Features “traditional” turn based battles

Mega Evolution is a feature

At least one previously unused type combination receives a Pokémon

Has 5.0 or higher Metacritic user score 3 months after release (either entry)

At least 100 new Pokemon are introduced

DLC announced before launch date

Pokémon Home compatibility on launch

At least 3 previously unused type combinations receive a Pokémon

Has an online ranked ladder for doubles battles

The Stellar type is present in any way

Eevee receives a new evolution

Returns to a region from a previous main series game

At least 5 previously unused type combinations receive a Pokémon

Paradox Pokémon available before first DLC

Z-Moves are a feature

At least 151 new Pokemon are introduced

Features real time battles similar to Legends ZA

An entirely new Type is introduced

Playable on Nintendo Switch on release

Has any voice acting

Terastallization is a feature

Game is set in European inspired region

A change is made to the existing type effectiveness chart

All Pokemon are in the Game

Dynamax is a feature

Romance mechanics between the player and Pokemon

Released on or before 1st October 2025

Released on or before 1st January 2026

Released on or before 1st April 2026

Released on or before 1st July 2026

Vladimir Putin

Donald Trump

Jordan Peterson

Mitch McConnell

Buzz Aldrin

Clint Eastwood

Joe Biden

David Attenborough

Noam Chomsky

YES

NO

No plants will be known to be growing

Other

A novel species engineered for the purpose

Algae (non seaweed)

le moon grass

Strawberries

Potatoes

Seaweed

Duckweed

Flowers (of any kind)

Corn

Grass

Blueberries

NO

YES

YES

YES