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NO

You can edit EVs of Pokémon in-game

Released before 1st January 2027

Free to Play option on launch

Worlds 2027 VG will be hosted on it

Microtransactions on launch

Worlds 2026 VG will be hosted on it

Released before 1st July 2026

Subscription option on launch (i.e. monthly / annual payment)

Battle vs NPC opponents (excluding any tutorial)

You can edit IVs of Pokémon in-game (Hyper Training)

You can edit IVs of Pokémon in-game (Full Editing)

YES

YES

YES

YES

I lose my virginity 🤯 (literally never gonna happen)

I don’t die 💀

I unironically reject and condemn all of my current philosophical / political beliefs 😈

I win a hyper-prestigious international prize 🏆

I get 1M followers / subscribers on any single online account 😎

I walk on the moon 🚀

I become head of state / government of a UN-recognised nation 👑

I become a billionaire 🤑

I get struck by lightning 🌩️

YES

Vekoma Inverted Motorbike

Vekoma Launched Flying Coaster (i.e. F.L.Y.)

Magic Mountain does not announce a new-to-North America coaster by 1/1/27

Other

S&S Axis

Mack Stryker

YES

NO

YES