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Make America Great Again

Melania

My Country

I'm not dying!

MAGA! Please, MAGA!

god bless the united states of america

My legacy, it was the best legacy, it had never been done before

Rosebud

mars

The Grim Reaper just called me. Terrific guy. Says he's never seen someone fight death so strongly. Very impressed.

Karoline, make something up. Something very big

Never Felt Better In My Life

"God forgive me"

I am gay

Biden

go birds

The doctors tell me I'm dying better than anyone has ever died before. Tremendous dying. The best.

I know more about the afterlife than anyone. Heaven is already calling me saying 'Sir, we've never seen poll numbers like yours up here.

Hey, make sure that my name appears in the history books as a great person

Kamala

Inflation

Polymarket

Vriska did nothing wrong

rationalussy

Elon / Elon Musk

This Isn't Even My Final Form!

I guess I exercised too much

Joe Biden still survives

"my white plume ..."

We love Elon. Folks, we love him.

Covfede