The Intercept News

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A WR has 1,700+ receiving yards

A player catches 9+ interceptions

A QB is sacked 50+ times

A QB wins MVP

A QB wins (offensive) ROTY

A team wins 14+ games in the regular season

Super Bowl winning team has the same starting QB in Week 1 as in the Super Bowl

Rookie WR with the highest receiving yards is not Harrison Jr, Nabers, or Odunze

5 Teams finish with positive Rush EPA in the regular season

Regular Season MVP plays for the team that drafted them

A running back wins OPOY

The NFL dissolves before 2050

A team scores over 70 points in any single game

An octopus* is scored in Week 1

10+ games ending in Scorigami (9 last season)

Travis Kelce proposes to Taylor Swift on a Chief's game day

A special teams touchdown will be scored during the playoffs

A rookie wins MVP

A rookie wins OPOY

A rookie wins DPOY

A veteran in their first season with a new team wins MVP

Super Bowl is a rematch (KC vs SF)

A QB passes for 5,000+ yards

A player gets 18+ sacks

New kick return rules result in 50%+ of kickoffs being returned (2023: 22%)

Team goes 17-0

Team goes 0-17

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Team will be scoreless for a quarter

Super Bowl MVP is a quarterback

Winning team has more total yards

First play from scrimmage is a rush

Opening kickoff result is a touchback

Last play is 'victory formation'

Player spikes ball during a touchdown celebration

Player crying during national anthem

Quarterback runs in for a touchdown

Announcer says "goat"

Player gets carted off the field

All quarters have points scored (no 0-0 quarters)

Current or former US President in attendance

Announcer says "tush push"

First score is a touchdown

Both teams make 33 yard or longer field goal

Team that scores last wins the game

Score is tied again after 0-0

Broadcast uses video from pylon camera

Both teams score in 1st quarter

Failed 4th down attempt

Gatorade shower color is yellow/green

An administrative timeout is taken

Player goes into the blue tent

Winning team has more passing yards

Player with prime jersey number scores a touchdown

Rules analyst disagrees with a decision a ref made

Holding call in 4th quarter

Taylor Swift is at the game

Chains used to measure first down 1+ times

WM Phoenix Open winning score under par is higher than Super Bowl kicking points

First turnover is an interception

Head coach throws a challenge flag

Tom Brady is at the game

Super Bowl is won by a bird team

First score is a field goal

Coin toss is 'heads'

Coin toss is 'tails'

National anthem is over 2 minutes

Player flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct

Head coach or player throws something on sideline in frustration

Team scores in all 4 quarters (same team)

50+ yard field goal is made

Team scores in last 30 seconds of either half

Any player scores 2+ touchdowns

Winning margin is 10+ points

Illegal use of hands to the face penalty given

Kicker is iced

2 point conversion attempted

Team scores in the last 30 seconds of the game

Play with one or more attempted laterals occurs

Any player scores 7+ points individually

Ruling on the field gets overturned by review

Super Bowl MVP threw an interception or fumbled during the game

No penalty called in last 5 minutes of the game

Any current or former US president is directly referenced by announcer

Penalty for 'roughing the passer' is given

Either quarterback has 2+ interceptions

Tush Push touchdown is made

Injury timeout is taken

Final combined total of QB pass completions is odd

[1st half total score] > [2nd half total score]

[Total score] > [Longest field goal made]

First touchdown celebration includes acrobatics

Any player has a 60+ yard reception

Both teams complete their first pass attempt

Special teams touchdown

Onside kick attempt

Player shown eating a snack on the sideline

Jersey number of last touchdown scorer is even

Altercation occurs between a player and a coach

Trick play results in positive yardage

Both teams have a 4th quarter lead

Kick is missed

Successful 2-point conversion

First drive of game is a '3 and out'

Team leading at halftime loses

Live animal enters the field of play

50+ yard return

Any QB throws for 400 or more yards in the game

Player retires immediately after game

Backup QB gets put in the game

A player catches the ball with one hand

Player knocks non-player over on the sideline

No penalties in the 4th quarter

Any player successfully hurdles a defender

Wild Card team makes the Super Bowl

Teams are a rematch of a previous super bowl

Unauthorized person gets on the field of play

Winning team has more turnovers

At least one team has 0 points at halftime

Announcer says “hawk-eye”

Team has 5+ sacks

Final score is the same as the final score of a previous Super Bowl

[LX total score] > [LIX total score]

Streaker (fully or partially nude on field)

A player listed over 260 lbs scores a touchdown

Announcer says "stud"

Team is a first time super bowl winner

A player's jersey gets torn

Unauthorized person touches midfield logo

Player gets ejected from the game

Score is tied at half-time

Points scored in the first 90 seconds

Puppy Bowl 2026 MVP shares a first or last name with the SB MVP

Team wins by exactly one point

QB catches a pass from any player

Kick is successfully blocked

There is a doink

No rushing touchdowns scored

Pick 6 occurs

Game goes to OT

Successful 'hail mary' pass is made

Final score is scorigami

A safety is scored

Any player to score an octopus

Super Bowl MVP not from winning team

Stadium blackout occurs

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