The Muppets News

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Expedition 33 wins 3+ awards

Someone uses a Japanese honorific while speaking English

A Nintendo game wins Best Family Game

Someone says "AI", "artificial intelligence", or "ChatGPT"

Upcoming Half-Life game or related rumors/hype are mentioned at all, even jokingly

Appearance by an A-list actor (A-list status judged by Claude)

A winner keeps talking for 15+ seconds after their end music starts

Geoff Keighly is wearing a tie

Someone says "fuck" or derivatives

Someone references the "please wrap it up" incident

The show is better than average (judged by Manifold poll)

Geoff audibly coughs or clears throat 3+ times

Technical difficulties stall show or break livestream for >30 seconds

Expedition 33 wins 6+ awards

A Muppet insults Geoff

Steam deck "2" information and/or Steam Machine Price Points

Anyone speaks a full sentence in French

A new Nintendo Switch or Nintendo Switch 2 exclusive game is announced

Someone references the Sid the Science Kid meme

A Nintendo (NCL) or Nintendo of America employee appears in-person

KCD 2 wins 1+ awards

Gabe Newell appears in-person

Geoff trips

Someone references the Reformed Orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton incident

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