The Woman in Me News

Ron Weasley is a redhead

Harry Potter is white

At least one named character from the book has their race changed

Snape is black

An actor who acted in the movies returns for the show

Harry, Ron, and Hermione’s actors will all be British

Dumbledore casts a spell (spoken or wordlessly)

Fred and George are twins irl

Hagrid is played by an actor who is under 6'4"

Harry Potter doesn't cast a single spoken, working spell in the first episode

McGonagall performs an animagus transformation (human2cat or cat2human)

Hermione’s parent(s) shown on screen

A History of Magic lesson is shown on screen

A character cut from the movies appears (ie Theodore Nott)

Premieres in 2026

Cornelius Fudge is shown on screen

Ron Weasley doesn't cast a single, spoken, working spell in the first two episodes

Quirrel is wearing a head covering when Harry first meets him

Malfoy has white blonde hair

The potion riddle guarding the Stone will be featured

Arthur Weasley is shown on screen

There’s a scene set before Harry is born

Peeves is a reoccurring character

JK Rowling is credited as both an executive producer and original writer

It's woke

Harry first sees Hogwarts castle in episode 2

Hagrid says "You’re a wizard, Harry"

A scene depicts Voldemort trying to kill baby Harry

mandrake root on screen

80% or higher on rotten tomatoes

It will be torrentfreak.com's "Most Pirated" TV show for its year of release or the following year

Arabella Figg is mentioned by first or last name

An Astronomy lesson is shown on screen

Luna Lovegood, Cho Chang, or Cedric Diggory are mentioned by first or last name, or are in the credits

A house elf is shown on screen

Homosexual interaction between some characters will be presented

The Quibbler is shown or mentioned

At least one named character from the book has their gender swapped

Hagrid ties Vernon’s gun into a knot

An actor who appeared in any of the Jackass films receives a credit on IMDB related to the show

Premieres on strongly symbolic date (like July 31, 21.12)

Goblins are still represented as anti-semitic caricatures

The Weasley's Ford Anglia is seen flying

The Flying Ford Anglia is seen.

Harry is shown holding more than three different wands at Ollivander’s

"Voldemort" has a silent "t"

Harry first sees Hogwarts castle in episode 3

Hagrid presents a cake with writing on it to Harry and the writing has no misspellings

Harry visits Diagon Alley in episode 1

VOLDEMORT HAS A NOSE

It ends on a cliff hanger

The intro theme song will have at least one obvious English word

Harry visits Platform 9 3/4 in episode 1

Dobby makes an appearance

At least one of the actors is transgender

90% or higher on rotten tomatoes

Harry only reaches Hogwarts in the last 10 minutes of the first episode

Quirrel shakes Harry’s hand during their first meeting

Any Harry Potter fanfic is referenced (either explicitly as judged by market creator, or confirmed by someone who works on the show)

Harry Potter doesn't cast a single, spoken, working spell in the first three episode

Hermione is Indian

We see a wizarding school other than Hogwarts

Features an explicitly transgender character

Hermione is white

JK Rowling makes a cameo appearance

actor in the show wins an Emmy for acting

Premieres in 2027

Zendaya is cast in the show

Smartphone shown within Hogwarts

Awkwafina is cast in the show

Hermione is black

Voldemort is a woman

Hagrid is played by an actor with a cognitive disability

There will be seven CGI dwarves

Rita Skeeter will have an explicit trans identity

Keir Starmer is in it

set in 2025

set in the 2020s

Yudkowsky makes an appearance

Harry, Ron, and Hermione will all be transgender

We get AGI before it premieres

Hagrid is black

Gandalf is black

Adolf Hitler is mentioned

Fred and George have the same actor

HPMOR is referenced

Taylor Swift dies

The Winds of Winter (Game of Thrones 6th Novel) is Published

Puerto Rico becomes a (US) State

Taylor Swift dates somebody who does not identify as a man

A woman is president of the United States

Taylor Swift goes to Space

A United States presidential candidate endorsed by Taylor Swift gets elected

China full-scale invades Taiwan

Taylor Swift performs at the Super Bowl

Reputation (TV) is released

The Buffalo Bills beat the Kansas City Chiefs in the playoffs

Taylor Swift releases her "Taylor Swift" album rerecord

A Non-QB wins the NFL MVP award

Nate Silver wins a WSOP Bracelet

Travis Kelce wins a fourth Super Bowl

Steven "Destiny" Kenneth Bonnell II appears on "The Joe Rogan Experience"

King Charles III ceases to be the King of the UK (or England, if the UK is broken up)

Songs on Midnights reach 20 Billion total streams

Taylor Swift does not have a live performance for a period of at least 2 years

Destiny is unbanned from Twitch

Obergefell is effectively overturned by the Supreme Court

Cannabis is Federally Legalized

Steven "Destiny" Kenneth Bonnell II gets remarried

GameStop files for Bankruptcy

The UN has a new member state

There is an official Russia Ukraine peace treaty

Any United States current or former president dies (after Jimmy Carter)

Nine months prior to the birth of Taylor Swift’s first child

Travis Kelce Retires From the NFL

The United States reports a Recession

A Supreme Court justice dies or announces retirement

Songs on The Tortured Poets Department reach 10 Billion total streams

A major Philadelphia sports team (NFL, NBA, NHL, MLB) wins a championship

Jimmy Carter Dies

The Carolina Panthers clinch a playoff berth

The Same Party Controls the U.S. House, Senate and Presidency

Taylor Swift releases 2 new (non-rerecord) albums

Taylor Swift gets engaged

Taylor Swift attends a Super Bowl won by the Kansas City Chiefs

Pope Francis ceases to be Pope

Other

BDSM

Power couple

"Fun while it lasted"

Me + *Her*

Keynesian beauty contest

Spinning rapidly in opposite directions

Polyamory

Monogamy

Relationship Futarchy

Human + Robot

Enemies to Lovers

Co-conspirators

Philosophically incompatible

Conjoined twinks

Horizontal gene transfer

borgie

Relationship Anarchy

Platonic

Wild Lovers

Friends with Benefits

Relationship constitutional republic: people in it have systemically different levels of power and decision-making influence

Forever alone

Glucose guardian/splenda spender/sugar daddy

Hive / Swarm / Superorganism

Love triangle

Traditional marriage of two cis straight White Christian vanilla people where the man "leads" and is 0-4 years older than the woman, with 2.5 kids (not counting any LGBTQIA+ ones) and a McMansion with 2.5 SUVs/trucks

Universal love

merged consciousness

Rationalussy

Vespertine

liking/reacting to even their most meaningless posts and comments on social media and prediction markets

Matriarchy

Labor Union

Socratic

Partners in crime, like Caroline Ellison and Sam Bankman-Fried

One with an IPO (Intimate Partnership Offer)

Just being one helluva slut

Beard

Paradixical

Friends with Detriments

NP-complete

"I'll never admit to anyone that we met on Tinder"

Hell's Kitchen

Stockholm Syndrome

London Syndrome

Financial Domination

The Price is Right

Crows

Single by choice (except it's other people's choice)

Budget horse

assortative

Hubris quest

Fiends with benefits

Envenomation

Polygamy

Polyandry

Ethical Non-Monogamy

Unethical Non-Monogamy

Celibacy

Aromanticism

Solo poly

Open relationship

Polyfidelity

What's a "relationship"?

Reflexive

Symmetric

Transitive

Metamour

Socially enforced monogamy

Unreciprocated love

Asexual romance

Abusive

"This is my emotional support Ex"

FWB

Enemies-To-Lovers

Codependent

Transference

Monogamish

Voyeuristic

Hobbesian

Romantic Mutual Suicide

Mutuals

Animalistic

Human + AI

parasocial

Polycule

Cuckold

Throuple

Boyce-Codd normal form

Aristotelian

I like big butts and I cannot lie

I like big butts and I cannot tell the truth, how will you escape our dungeon

With a cisgender woman

With anyone at all

With a cisgender man

With a transfeminine person

Death Stranding 2 releases

Nintendo goes after Palworld legally in some way

someone reaches 5 million mana profit on manifold

Bitcoin reaches $100K

nvidia more valuable than microsoft and apple

Jimmy Carter dies

Strutheo reaches the top of the creator leaderboard

Someone with the last name 'Trump' wins a US presidential election

Manifest 2025 ends

GTA 6 is released

Official sub 2:00 marathon

windows 12 released by microsoft

Volodymyr Zelenskyy stops being President of Ukraine

king charles no longer king of uk

Taika Waititi 's star wars movie releases first trailer

Joe Biden dies

Star Citizen OR Hytale OR YandareSimulator releases fully to the public

chat gpt 6 released

Human steps foot on the moon again

Vladimir Putin dies

Lex Fridman interviews Putin

Moldova joins NATO

Kingdom Hearts 4 released

Manifold reaches 2000 engaged users at least one time

Credible reports of AGI

Woman becomes President of the United States

Ukraine's ranking on the Corruption Perception Index for all countries improves to 80th or better (chart is at the bottom of this article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corruption_in_Ukraine)

One Piece manga final chapter and series ends

Tom Scott's THIS VIDEO HAS X VIEWS reaches 100M

George R R Martin releases ASOIAF The Winds of Winter (his next Game of Thrones Book )

Sam Bankman-Fried is released from prison

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce end their relationship by any means

China launches a full-scale invasion of Taiwan

Someone reaches a 2900 FIDE rating in Chess

The United States leaves NATO

Team Fortress 3 announced or revealed (not an unconfirmed leak)

assange extradited to usa

Kissing

Puts his hand on the small of a woman's back (does not have to be romantic/sexual touch)

Sex is implied but not shown (e.g. Kissing, then fading to black and then waking up in bed together)

Flirts with Moneypenny

Cuddling

Hugging

Kisses (or more) with multiple partners (not necessarily at once)

Committing a crime together

Romantic dinner

Holding hands

Missionary

Say or be told "I love you" (Any language)

Massage

Sexting

Multiple partners (at once)

Spanking (receive or give)

Oral

Gay sex

Anal

Oral (giving)

Oral (receiving)

Pegging

Glasses

Exactly one person

A woman

3 or more people

Xi Jinping

Donald Trump

1 woman

2 women

0 women

3 women

Loki

Sylvie

Mr. Fantastic

Other

Ant-Man (Lang)

Spider-Man

Hawkeye (Barton)

Captain America (Rogers)

Iron Man

Black Widow (Romanoff)

Nick Fury

War Machine

Winter Soldier

Captain America (Wilson)

Gamora

Drax

Rocket

Groot

Nebula

Vision

Ultron

Wasp (Hope)

Black Panther (T'Challa)

Black Panther (Shuri)

Wong

Mantis

Valkyrie

Captain Marvel

Yelena Belova

Shang-Chi

Sersi

Thena

Druig

Makkari

Kingo

Phastos

Phil Coulson

Daisy Johnson

Peggy Carter

Black Bolt

Daredevil

Jessica Jones

Luke Cage

Iron Fist (Rand)

Punisher

Agatha Harkness

Hawkeye (Bishop)

Moon Knight

Ms. Marvel

Monica Rambeau

She-Hulk

Ironheart

Echo

Blade

Wonder Man

Okoye

Nova

Deadpool

Wolverine

Werewolf by Night

The Invisible Woman

The Thing

The Human Torch

Thor

Hulk

Thanos

Star-Lord

Scarlet Witch

Doctor Strange

Adam Warlock

Jean Gray

Other

Felicia Hardy (Black Cat)

Mayday Parker

Mary Jane Watson

Spider-Woman

Woman

5'2" or taller

5'4" or taller

wears contact lenses/glasses

Owns a dog at time of meeting him

American citizen

Blood Type O

Born in the United States

Red Haired

has a phd or masters degree or higher

5'8" or taller

diabetic

European citizen

Libra or Cancer

6'0" or taller

voted for trump

We meet through a dating app

Sex: Female

Lives in the same city I live in

Into BDSM

Has piercings

Has tattoes

We kissed before starting a relationship

The "talking stage" (from first contact/message to first sexual or romantic interaction) was 4 months or less

Has 1 or more cats

Gender: Woman

Sexual orientation: Heterosexual

Relationship starts as polyamorous

Relationship is or could be open in the future

Relationship is or could be polyamorous in the future

I asked they/them to be my partner/partners first

Open to have a thresome / n-some in a future

Wants to have kids or adopt in a future

Sexual orientation: Bisexual / under bi umbrella (pan, omni, etc.)

Is older than me (excludes same age)

Gender: Man

Relationship starts as open

We had sex before starting a relationship

Open to having an orgy (with >=5 people outside the relationship) in the future

Sex: Male

Gender: Non-binary

Hypersexual

Sexual orientation: Homosexual

Sex: Intersex