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Ron Weasley is a redhead

Harry Potter is white

At least one named character from the book has their race changed

Snape is black

An actor who acted in the movies returns for the show

Harry, Ron, and Hermione’s actors will all be British

Fred and George are twins irl

Hagrid is played by an actor who is under 6'4"

Harry Potter doesn't cast a single spoken, working spell in the first episode

Dumbledore casts a spell (spoken or wordlessly)

McGonagall performs an animagus transformation (human2cat or cat2human)

A character cut from the movies appears (ie Theodore Nott)

Ron Weasley doesn't cast a single, spoken, working spell in the first two episodes

A History of Magic lesson is shown on screen

Quirrel is wearing a head covering when Harry first meets him

Premieres in 2027

Malfoy has white blonde hair

There’s a scene set before Harry is born

JK Rowling is credited as both an executive producer and original writer

The potion riddle guarding the Stone will be featured

Peeves is a reoccurring character

It's woke

Cornelius Fudge is shown on screen

A scene depicts Voldemort trying to kill baby Harry

Harry first sees Hogwarts castle in episode 2

mandrake root on screen

Hermione’s parent(s) shown on screen

80% or higher on rotten tomatoes

Arthur Weasley is shown on screen

Homosexual interaction between some characters will be presented

Hagrid says "You’re a wizard, Harry"

Hermione is white

Luna Lovegood, Cho Chang, or Cedric Diggory are mentioned by first or last name, or are in the credits

A house elf is shown on screen

Premieres on strongly symbolic date (like July 31, 21.12)

Arabella Figg is mentioned by first or last name

It will be torrentfreak.com's "Most Pirated" TV show for its year of release or the following year

The Quibbler is shown or mentioned

At least one named character from the book has their gender swapped

Hagrid ties Vernon’s gun into a knot

An actor who appeared in any of the Jackass films receives a credit on IMDB related to the show

Goblins are still represented as anti-semitic caricatures

It ends on a cliff hanger

The Weasley's Ford Anglia is seen flying

An Astronomy lesson is shown on screen

"Voldemort" has a silent "t"

The Flying Ford Anglia is seen.

Harry first sees Hogwarts castle in episode 3

Hagrid presents a cake with writing on it to Harry and the writing has no misspellings

Harry visits Diagon Alley in episode 1

Harry visits Platform 9 3/4 in episode 1

At least one of the actors is transgender

VOLDEMORT HAS A NOSE

Dobby makes an appearance

Harry only reaches Hogwarts in the last 10 minutes of the first episode

The intro theme song will have at least one obvious English word

Premieres in 2026

Harry is shown holding more than three different wands at Ollivander’s

90% or higher on rotten tomatoes

Any Harry Potter fanfic is referenced (either explicitly as judged by market creator, or confirmed by someone who works on the show)

Quirrel shakes Harry’s hand during their first meeting

Harry Potter doesn't cast a single, spoken, working spell in the first three episode

We see a wizarding school other than Hogwarts

Features an explicitly transgender character

JK Rowling makes a cameo appearance

Hagrid is played by an actor with a cognitive disability

Hermione is black

Hermione is Indian

Zendaya is cast in the show

Smartphone shown within Hogwarts

Awkwafina is cast in the show

Voldemort is a woman

There will be seven CGI dwarves

set in 2025

set in the 2020s

Rita Skeeter will have an explicit trans identity

Keir Starmer is in it

Yudkowsky makes an appearance

Harry, Ron, and Hermione will all be transgender

We get AGI before it premieres

HPMOR is referenced

Hagrid is black

Gandalf is black

Adolf Hitler is mentioned

Fred and George have the same actor

Taylor Swift dies

The Winds of Winter (Game of Thrones 6th Novel) is Published

Puerto Rico becomes a (US) State

Taylor Swift dates somebody who does not identify as a man

A woman is president of the United States

Taylor Swift goes to Space

A United States presidential candidate endorsed by Taylor Swift gets elected

China full-scale invades Taiwan

Taylor Swift performs at the Super Bowl

Reputation (TV) is released

The Buffalo Bills beat the Kansas City Chiefs in the playoffs

Taylor Swift releases her "Taylor Swift" album rerecord

A Non-QB wins the NFL MVP award

Nate Silver wins a WSOP Bracelet

Travis Kelce wins a fourth Super Bowl

Steven "Destiny" Kenneth Bonnell II appears on "The Joe Rogan Experience"

King Charles III ceases to be the King of the UK (or England, if the UK is broken up)

Songs on Midnights reach 20 Billion total streams

Taylor Swift does not have a live performance for a period of at least 2 years

Destiny is unbanned from Twitch

Obergefell is effectively overturned by the Supreme Court

Cannabis is Federally Legalized

Steven "Destiny" Kenneth Bonnell II gets remarried

GameStop files for Bankruptcy

The UN has a new member state

There is an official Russia Ukraine peace treaty

Any United States current or former president dies (after Jimmy Carter)

Nine months prior to the birth of Taylor Swift’s first child

Travis Kelce Retires From the NFL

The United States reports a Recession

A Supreme Court justice dies or announces retirement

Songs on The Tortured Poets Department reach 10 Billion total streams

A major Philadelphia sports team (NFL, NBA, NHL, MLB) wins a championship

Jimmy Carter Dies

The Carolina Panthers clinch a playoff berth

The Same Party Controls the U.S. House, Senate and Presidency

Taylor Swift releases 2 new (non-rerecord) albums

Taylor Swift gets engaged

Taylor Swift attends a Super Bowl won by the Kansas City Chiefs

Pope Francis ceases to be Pope

US war

Other

BDSM

Power couple

"Fun while it lasted"

Me + *Her*

Keynesian beauty contest

Spinning rapidly in opposite directions

Polyamory

Monogamy

Relationship Futarchy

Human + Robot

Enemies to Lovers

Co-conspirators

Philosophically incompatible

Conjoined twinks

Horizontal gene transfer

borgie

Relationship Anarchy

Platonic

Wild Lovers

Friends with Benefits

Relationship constitutional republic: people in it have systemically different levels of power and decision-making influence

Forever alone

Glucose guardian/splenda spender/sugar daddy

Hobbesian

Hive / Swarm / Superorganism

Love triangle

Traditional marriage of two cis straight White Christian vanilla people where the man "leads" and is 0-4 years older than the woman, with 2.5 kids (not counting any LGBTQIA+ ones) and a McMansion with 2.5 SUVs/trucks

Universal love

merged consciousness

Rationalussy

Vespertine

liking/reacting to even their most meaningless posts and comments on social media and prediction markets

Matriarchy

Labor Union

Socratic

Partners in crime, like Caroline Ellison and Sam Bankman-Fried

One with an IPO (Intimate Partnership Offer)

Just being one helluva slut

Beard

Paradixical

Friends with Detriments

NP-complete

"I'll never admit to anyone that we met on Tinder"

Hell's Kitchen

Stockholm Syndrome

London Syndrome

Financial Domination

The Price is Right

Crows

Single by choice (except it's other people's choice)

Budget horse

assortative

Hubris quest

Fiends with benefits

Envenomation

Polygamy

Polyandry

Ethical Non-Monogamy

Unethical Non-Monogamy

Celibacy

Aromanticism

Solo poly

Open relationship

Polyfidelity

What's a "relationship"?

Reflexive

Symmetric

Transitive

Metamour

Socially enforced monogamy

Unreciprocated love

Asexual romance

Abusive

"This is my emotional support Ex"

FWB

Enemies-To-Lovers

Codependent

Transference

Monogamish

Voyeuristic

Romantic Mutual Suicide

Mutuals

Animalistic

Human + AI

parasocial

Polycule

Cuckold

Throuple

Boyce-Codd normal form

Aristotelian

I like big butts and I cannot lie

I like big butts and I cannot tell the truth, how will you escape our dungeon

With a cisgender woman

With anyone at all

With a cisgender man

With a transfeminine person

Under 65 yo

Straight

Under 60 yo

Has a STEM degree of any type

Has any degree in physics, math, cs, or engineering

Has a Wikipedia page created in 2023 or earlier

Is an American citizen

If male, taller than 5' 9", woman 5' 4" (~us 50th percentile)

Wears glasses (ever in a recent-ish public photo)

Speaks a foreign language

Serious rumors of the actual name announced will appear on Twitter at least 12 hours before nomination (subjective-ish)

Under 55 yo

Has been a CEO

Is married

Under 50 yo

Has children

Self described person of color

Has ethnic Asian heritage

Has a regional or foreign accent (subjective) (not standard US; midlantic counts as an accent now)

Software Engineering background

Was not an American citizen at birth

Went to a private high school

Is known to have a dog or cat, or to have had one in the past

Has a profile on google scholar (as of end 2023)

Born in the cold season (oct-mar) in northern hemisphere or reverse if southern

Citation count on google scholar is 1k+

Has a github account which is known to be theirs (even w/out contributions)

Has an active and identifiable twitter/x account at least a year at the time their name leaks as the new CEO

Vegan or vegetarian (pescatarian, etc not included)

Signatory of CAIS AI risk statement

Has an acceptance or rejection from ycombinator in his/her history

Has attended Davos

Is publicly Atheist, agnostic, or a non-believer

Grey hair (now, even partial grey like Sundar counts)

Non-native English speaker

CEO will take office after Q2 2027

Born outside of the USA, Canada, and Europe

Is an only child

Born in the USA

Has ethnic European heritage

Diversity Points Score: 1

Has visited or lived in China

Has ever been divorced

Has PhD

Has a graduate or undergrad degree from any non US university

Has a nickname and is often addressed by it (example: Larry for Lawrence)

Under 45 yo

Has written and published a book either academic or non

Bald (Norwood Hamilton IV or more) in actual appearance at announcement

Has ethnic Native people (any continent) heritage

Has spent at least a month continuously in mainland China

Has submitted and received 2+ patents

Announcement of the appoint happens on a Friday

Diversity Points Score: 0

Under 40 yo

Has Jewish heritage

Neither parent attended college

Was a college-level athlete

Has any public mention of playing pickleball

Has at least 3 children

Is publicly Christian

Diversity Points Score: 2

Diversity Points Score: 5 or more

Blue eyes

Has a Wikipedia page created in 2015 or earlier

Diversity Points Score: 3

Diversity Points Score: 4

If man, taller than 6'1", if woman taller than 5'10" (us ~95th percentile)

Tattoo

Has served in us govt

Has passed a bar exam

Female

Born in the northeast

Announcement of the appoint happens on a Monday

Raised in a single parent family

Left-handed

Tattoo visible during inauguration speech

Grew up in poverty

Catholic

Physics Background

Green eyes

Is Hispanic

Both parents had PhDs

LGBT*+

Has military experience

Has worked or attended school in Israel

Is Muslim

Unnatural hair colour

Has ethnic African heritage

Has the same family name as a previous google/alphabet CEO

Has a physical disability

Has been to space

Has an ADOS background

Pronouns are not standard

Has a speech impediment

Trans

Is an AI

Death Stranding 2 releases

Nintendo goes after Palworld legally in some way

someone reaches 5 million mana profit on manifold

Bitcoin reaches $100K

nvidia more valuable than microsoft and apple

Jimmy Carter dies

Strutheo reaches the top of the creator leaderboard

Someone with the last name 'Trump' wins a US presidential election

Manifest 2025 ends

GTA 6 is released

windows 12 released by microsoft

Volodymyr Zelenskyy stops being President of Ukraine

king charles no longer king of uk

Taika Waititi 's star wars movie releases first trailer

Joe Biden dies

Star Citizen OR Hytale OR YandareSimulator releases fully to the public

Official sub 2:00 marathon

chat gpt 6 released

Vladimir Putin dies

Lex Fridman interviews Putin

Human steps foot on the moon again

Moldova joins NATO

Kingdom Hearts 4 released

Manifold reaches 2000 engaged users at least one time

Credible reports of AGI

Woman becomes President of the United States

Ukraine's ranking on the Corruption Perception Index for all countries improves to 80th or better (chart is at the bottom of this article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corruption_in_Ukraine)

One Piece manga final chapter and series ends

Tom Scott's THIS VIDEO HAS X VIEWS reaches 100M

George R R Martin releases ASOIAF The Winds of Winter (his next Game of Thrones Book )

Sam Bankman-Fried is released from prison

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce end their relationship by any means

China launches a full-scale invasion of Taiwan

Someone reaches a 2900 FIDE rating in Chess

Team Fortress 3 announced or revealed (not an unconfirmed leak)

The United States leaves NATO

assange extradited to usa

It won’t happen by the end of 2025

The IOC and/or US Olympic committee will threaten participation bans against anyone participating in the Enhanced Games

Participants from 10 or more countries will enter the Games

It will run over budget

A woman will break a formal world record previously held by a man, for any amount of time

There will be a restriction on political speech by participants and/or their teams by the Games

Athletes from the United States will win the most events

Some enhancing substance or surgery will be banned by the Games (not just by law)

A country will ban or restrict participation in the Enhanced Games

Dana White will attend the Enhanced Games

A Fortune 100 company or brand will sponsor the Enhanced Games

Swimming, gymnastics, weightlifting, track and field, and combat will be the ONLY event categories

Watching the Games online will be officially free in the United States (with or without ads)

There will be a protest of 1000+ people outside of the of the event for at least 1 hour, on one day

It will turn a profit

It will be a culture war adjacent topic

A prominent financial backer will bail out of the project before the Games

50 or more formal world records will be broken

Participants from 25 or more countries will enter the Games

A nation's prime minister, president, monarch, or other world leader will attend the Enhanced Games

Athletes from Russia will win the most events

Athletes from China will win the most events

10 or more formal world records will be broken

An athlete will become paralyzed, braindead, or otherwise severely disabled (but not killed) during training or competition for the Games

Someone will run the 100 meter dash faster than 9.58 seconds

A leg is lost (whatever that means)

Someone will die while competing, or up to 24 hours after competing

Athletes from India will win the most events

Politically left people will be more likely to support it

Someone under 40 at the time of gaining the title

Dommaraju Gukesh

Fabi

R Praggnanandhaa

Alireza Firouzja

Hikaru Nakamura

Ian Nepomniachtchi

Wesley So

Giri

A woman

[Decathlon] 6 or more WorldTour victories

[Red Bull-BORA] 15 or more WorldTour victories

[Lotto-Intermarche] 13 or more victories (.1 or higher)

[UAE] 40 or more WorldTour victories

[FDJ-Suez] Demi Vollering scores the most UCI points of any woman in 2026

[Uno-X] 4 or more WorldTour victories

[Decathlon] Olav Kooij wins 4 or more WorldTour races

[UAE] Antonio Morgado podiums a 1.UWT classic race

[Decathlon] Top 6 in the UCI rankings in 2026

[Red Bull-BORA] Florian Lipowitz places better than Remco Evenepoel at the Tour de France

[Lidl-Trek] Do not podium any Grand Tour GC

[Soudal-Quickstep] 15 or more WorldTour victories

[Lidl-Trek] 23 or more WorldTour victories

[Lidl-Trek] Juan Ayuso podiums the Vuelta a España GC

[Decathlon] Win a stage in all three Grand Tours

[Soudal-Quickstep] Ilan van Wilder has a better average finishing position than Remco Evenepoel in the Ardennes classics (Amstel, Fleche, LBL)

[Decathlon] Paul Seixas podiums Liege-Bastogne-Liege

[Uno-X] Johannes Kulset scores 1000 or more UCI points

[Ineos] Sam Welsford wins 4 times as many races (or more) as Arne Marit

[Visma] Sepp Kuss finishes better than Jonas Vingegaard at the Tour de France

[Soudal-Quickstep] Gianmarco Garofoli wins a Giro d'Italia stage

[Visma] Matthew Brennan wins 3 Vuelta stages + the green jersey

[UAE] Tadej Pogacar wins all five Monuments

[Red Bull-BORA] Finish on the podium in GC in all three Grand Tours

[Lidl-Trek] Mathias Vacek wins a cobbled classic

[Lidl-Trek] Mads Pedersen does not win a WorldTour race

[Ineos] Joshua Tarling wins more time trials than Remco Evenepoel

[Lotto-Intermarche] 4 or more WorldTour victories

[Uno-X] Jonas Abrahamsen wins 2 or more Grand Tour stages

[Lidl-Trek] 3rd in UCI points for the 2026 season

[Ineos] Egan Bernal and Brandon Rivera sign with Movistar before EOY 2026

[Lidl-Trek] Mattias Skjelmose leaves the team before the end of 2026

[Uno-X] Do not finish in the top 10 of any Grand Tour GC

[NSN] Biniam Girmay wins a 1.UWT race

[Alpecin] Win the points classification in two Grand Tours

[Visma] A French rider on Visma wins a WorldTour stage race GC

[Uno-X] Adne Holter scores 1000 or more UCI points

[Visma] Bruno Armirail wins a Tour de France stage

[Red Bull-BORA] Laurence Pithie podiums a Monument

[Soudal-Quickstep] Gianmarco Garofoli wins the King of the Mountains at the Giro d'Italia

[Alpecin] Jasper Philipsen wins Gent-Wevelgem

[Visma] Wilco Kelderman wins a race

[Decathlon] Paul Seixas podiums the Giro d'Italia

[Visma] Timo Kielich finishes in the top 5 at Paris-Roubaix

[Decathlon] Paul Seixas wins Il Lombardia

[NSN] Corbin Strong podiums Liege-Bastogne-Liege

1 woman

2 women

0 women

3 women

Woman

5'2" or taller

5'4" or taller

wears contact lenses/glasses

Owns a dog at time of meeting him

American citizen

Blood Type O

Born in the United States

Red Haired

has a phd or masters degree or higher

5'8" or taller

diabetic

European citizen

Libra or Cancer

6'0" or taller

voted for trump