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Lionel Messi to score at least one goal

Total goals in the tournament to exceed 200

The Golden Boot winner to score 6+ goals

VAR to overturn at least 20 decisions

Someone scores 5+ goals within group stage

USA survives group stage

Total goals in the tournament to exceed 300

10+ goals in any match

2+ red cards in any match

2+ European countries reach top 4

Any player scores at least a goal 3 matches in a row

The Golden Boot winner to score 8+ goals

Goal from last kick of the game

Cristiano Ronaldo to score a goal

3+ penalty shootout

Mexico survives group stage

Canada survives group stage

The Golden Ball is awarded to a player from tournament winner

South American team reaches semi-final

3+ red cards in any match

6+ yellow cards in any match

Red card issued for mouth covering

Team with 0 wins in Group Stage

Black player gets the red card

Player throws captains armband

Bicycle kick attempt

Team scores after being down to 10 men

Both teams score in stoppage time

Player scores against country of birth/heritage

Player bleeding on camera during match

Team loses possession from delay throw-in

15+ minutes of the stoppage time

Champion is unbeaten

USA player gets the red card

Disruption at Iran match

A fully southern hemisphere team (Australia, NZ, South Africa, Uruguay or Argentina) makes semi finals.

Hooligans light the fireworks at night by team hotel for disruption

Player scores a hat-trick

Over 6.5 matches ending 0-0 (regular time only)

Over 289.5 total goals scored*

Over 9.5 own goals scored

Over 10.5 red cards

Spain goes further than France

Over 7.5 goals scored in a single group stage match

Over 202.5 goals scored in group stage

US scores in every single group stage match

Scorigami (a match ends in a score that has never happened at a World Cup; for the purpose of this answer refers only to result before extra time / shootout)

Play suspended for more than 1.5 hours in a single match

Bottle thrown on field

Teenager scores a goal (non penalty shoot-out)

Messi is top Argentinian goal-scorer

Team finishes match with 9 players

25+ people arrested at stadium

French-born player scores against France

Team makes it to Round of 32 with no goals conceded

3 or more coaches resign or are fired before end of World Cup

Single top goalscorer in tournament (not tied)

Goal scored directly from a free-kick

A coach is sacked before the end of the tournament

Team is undefeated for the entire tournament (only wins & draws)

Champion is a first place group stage winner

First penalty shootout kick of tournament is missed/saved

Team ends Group Stage with a clean sheet

Player not born in the country they are playing for scores 2+ goals

Trump still alive at end of final match

“Puto” chant at match

Crowd jump registers on local seismic sensor

Referee falls down

Match has a dedicated moment of silence

Any host places 1st in their group

Curaçao scores a goal

Haaland scores over 3.5 goals

Messi scores a goal at 39 years old

Both players in this photo* play each other in a match

Fan hospitalized for heat related illness

Kylian Mbappe & Harry Kane to Score 9+ Goals Combined

Trump attends match

Neymar plays in a match

Player dies during World Cup

Vuvuzela spotted in the stadium stands

An over-enthusiastic goal celebration results in a shattered corner flag

A penalty shootout contains a missed winning kick (Matchball)

At least two Mohammeds (all variants) score ≥1 goal

Player tears their ACL

Players cleat falls off their foot

Unauthorized person gets on the pitch during match

gruesome leg/ankle/arm injury

Another match day ending in all draws (regular time)

Will either Bosnia and Herzegovina or Qatar advance to the next round?

Will Cristiano Ronaldo Score Atleast A Goal In Next Match Against Uzbekistan

Will any group finish with either all draws or zero draws?

Will both brothers of any pair score at this World Cup?

Foam spray is used on field to mark penalty / free kick

Cape Verde scores a goal

Will any more team(s) from Europe finish 4th in the group?

Messi to score a free kick

Ronaldo to cry at the world cup

Team loses after leading 2-0

Golden Boot Winner wears Nike branded cleats

World Cup winner to never trail in a match

Penalty shootout goes 6+ rounds

Pride flag at Egypt v Iran match

Austria Pays Its Debt to Algeria? (Austria loses or draws with Algeria AND both teams qualify. Inspired by the 1982 “Disgrace of Gijón”)

Vorzinha concedes a goal by Argentina player in regular play

First team to lead goes through in 24+ knockout matches? (penalties count)

This World Cup Market reaches 500 traders

Gianni Infantino travels more than 50K miles during the tournament by airplane

Short Fuse: The Netherlands - Morocco ends in penalties

Any match is 0-0 going into penalty shootouts

Panenka penalty to be scored

Player scores 8+ goals

Player gets a straight red card in Round of 16

A team scores 4 goals in a knockout round game

A team loses after scoring 3 unanswered goals

Spain scores 3 or more goals against Austria [Short Fuse]

An even number of games go to a shootout

Any team scores 4 unanswered goals in a knockout stage match

Flash Market: No goals in 2nd half stoppage time today (July 3 - last three Rd of 32 games)

More goals scored in 3rd Place Match than in the Final (excluding penalty shootouts)

England v Mexico Match on July 5 rescheduled to a different time? (Currently scheduled 6pm local time)

Mexicans mess with England team before match in the any way (fireworks, beeping, delays)

Paraguay is playing undeniably the Haramball tonight

German Freddy back on the twitter (formerly known as the x) before end of final

In quarterfinals, the alphabetically earlier country wins more games

team that wins bronze has more goals across tournament than both gold and silver

Infantino and Trump sitting next to each other at any match

Player scores 2+ goals in a match (QF)

Player gets 2 yellow cards in a match (QF)

Mbappe scores a non-penalty kick goal (QF)

A shot with xG greater than 0.75 gets missed (QF)

USA strikes Iran anytime from start of quarterfianals to ending of them

Trump flies in the Qatari Air Force One to final

Paraguayan Senator Celeste Amarilla goes on another rant about Mbappe before end of final

France, Spain, England & Argentina all go to Half Finales

Mikel Merino finishes the World Cup with more or the same number of goals as Lamine Yamal

A French player leaves the field injured against Spain (like Mendes and Courtois)

Goal scored in stoppage time (SF)

Over 3.5 goals scored (SF)

Goal scored from a header (SF)

Goal is disallowed for offside (SF)

Team wins by exactly 1 goal (SF)

Mitch McConnell alive for entire final match?

match

Over 4.5 goals in semi finals

Substitute scores in semi finals

Spain ball posession under 55.5% in semi final

Ball hits the woodwork in semi final match

English fans acting unruly before, during or after Argentina match

Both England and Argentina score a goal in the semifinal

Both Teams to Score Argentina/ England in 90minutes plus stoppage time. (Not Extra time)

Match ends in a draw in regular time (F)

Final combined match score is an odd number (F)

Goal is disallowed for offside (F)

Team wins by exactly 1 goal (F)

Match is won in extra-time (F)

Goalkeeper ends match with a clean sheet (F)

Substitute scores a goal (F)

Match ends 0-0 in regular time (F)

Spain first to score (F)

Match is tied at halftime (F)

First yellow card given to Argentina (F)

Player gets 2 yellow cards in a match (F)

Trump touches in any way the Messi at final match/stadium

Argentinian player leaves injured in the final (like Mendes, Courtois and Saliba)

Score 0-0 in first part of extra time

Spain wins

Argentina lose Spain

World Cup team coach resigns or is fired before end of July (after final)

Asian player gets the red card

FIFA’s official total revenue for the 2023-2026 cycle exceed $16.billion

Asian player misses penalty kick

USA to reach the Quarter-finals or further

A penalty shootout to decide the Final match

No red cards issued in the Final match

Erling Haaland to win the Golden Boot

An African nation to reach the Semi-finals

5+ group stage winners advance with 9 points (3 wins)

15+ cards in any match

Total goals in the tournament to exceed 400

Any one of Harry Kane, Kylian Mbappe, or Erling Haaland to score a hattrick

Goal scored within 1st minute

Penalty shootout to decide semi-final match

Penalty shootout to decide a quarter-final match

20+ penalty goals

30+ penalty goals

The ballon d’or is awarded to a player from World Cup winner

Messi and Ronaldo play in the same match

Asia team reaches semi final

The Golden Boot winner is decided by # assists

Goalkeeper attempts shot in PKs

Player arrested / detained at any time of tournament

Trump kicks or holds a soccer ball at any time during tournament

Weather postponement or delay for greater than 3 hours

Player bit during match

Bald person gets the red card

Football is coming home?

Match delayed due to homophobic crowd chant

Coach on camera during match smelling finger(s)

Headbutt during match

Laser pointer on goalie during match

Someone escorted off field shirtless

Player gets spat on during match

Ronaldo gets in referee face

England loses on penalties

More own goals than red cards in tourney

VAR overturns second yellow card

Player walks off pitch protesting referee

Player shits in the pants during match

The Netherlands does not survive group stage

Confirmed case of Ebola at the match

Player is complaining about the Trionda ball / blames it for the losing

Trump attends 3 or more games

All 3 host countries win the opener

ICE makes a capture at the stadium

Player with the heat stroke / heat related illness

Smoke bomb during match in USA

Flares in stands during match in USA

Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce attend match

Elon Musk attends match

Betting scandal reported

Player wearing a face mask in semi-final match

All 48 teams score at least 1 goal

Fastest goal record beaten (11 seconds)

Over 8.5 penalties missed (excludes shoot-outs)

Over 30.5 penalties scored (excludes shoot-outs)

Over 395.5 yellow cards

Any host nation in quarter final

US goes further than Mexico

Canada goes further than US

Over 1.5 of the visible penis in world cup tourney (during match, on pitch)

Goal scored from own half

Olimpico goal (goal scored directly from corner kick, counts if corner taker is credited as the goalscorer by FIFA)

Goalkeeper scores a non-penalty goal

Game is turned around in stoppage team (one team leads at 90:00, the other team scores twice or more in stoppage time to win it)

A player or their teams gets sanctioned by FIFA (i. e. a fine, an overturned result, a suspension) for a goal celebration with a political or politics-adjacent message

Voodoo doll or alive chicken in stands

Team captain gets red card

Ronaldo scores before Messi

Pulisic top Team USA goal scorer

All teams concede at least 1 goal in group stage

Team gets removed or disqualified

Team makes it to Round of 16 with zero yellow cards

2 UEFA teams in final

Final is a rematch of a previous World Cup

Any match is canceled or postponed

Golden boot & golden ball won by the same player

Team wins a match without making a single substitution

Coaches of both teams in final match are wearing suits

Both teams in final have red on their flag

Team finishes third in group and makes it to final

Youngest player of the tournament scores a goal

Final features a team that has never made it to the final before

Visible debris thrown during corner kick attempt

Oldest player in tournament gets a yellow card

Team gets to final on all penalty shoot-outs in knockout rounds

Any player injured in opening group match & out for rest of tournament

Last penalty shoot-out kick of tournament is missed/saved

Palestinian or Israeli flag on field during match

Player wearing oxygen mask on sideline

Fans invade field during match

Major security incident

Animal (not birdy) is on field during match

Team USA fans pull off a decent Tifo

Shooting incident (non-ball) at stadium

Match is forfeited

Bonnie Blue attending a match

4+ Corners in Every Group Stage Match

Player drinking Liquid Death at hydration break

Salt Bae attending a match

King Charles attends match

Record for hottest WC match ever played broken (>101°)

Player blames an injury on poor stadium grass

Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei attending a match

Unofficial drone is reported flying over a stadium

Players from any other league outscore PL players in the tournament

USA plays Iran

Mohamed Salah (Egypt) scores 5+ goals during Group Stage Fixtures (Round of 64)

Ronaldo does jerkin move

Trump dancing at match

Team reaches the quarter-finals through draws and penalties

A group-stage match is decided by a freak "Olympico" goal scored directly from a corner

The fastest goal of the tournament is scored within 30 seconds

6+ teams with negative goal difference advance from the group stage

Player suffers cardiac arrest

Winning team has a foreign manager

Omar Artan is at a World Cup match

Another match with 3+ red cards

Players / members of team attempt to defect

A third-placed team is eliminated with 4+ points

Any team with <3 points advances from the group stage

Freddy attends the final match

Freddy shown during a match broadcast

Someone from Trump administration celebrating in locker room

Will any player be seen drinking gatorade during a hydration break?

Messi gets a yellow card

Ronaldo puts up the goose egg (excludes any penalty or shootout)

Trump acts innapropriate with trophy at final

German Freddy is uncovered to be the marketing stunt

Messi scores on every game he plays

Will Merlin the duck correctly predict both remaining MEX group stage matches?

Haaland scores on every game he plays

Match delayed due to anti-Trump crowd chant

Champion is a first time World Cup winner

Ronaldo does not start

Knockout Stage (incl 3rd/4th) to match or exceed Group-Stage scoring average

Play suspended for more than 2.5 hours in a single match

Team particpates in 3+ penalty shoot-outs

Any two brothers play against each other (Both must be on the pitch at the same time)

World Champion's goals > total goals of all teams out in group stage

Flipping Coinflips – Do teams shooting first win more penalty shootouts?

5+ hat tricks

Messi scores more goals than Mbappe

Penalty shootout goes 7+ rounds

Any country ranked outside FIFA Top 10 to reach semifinals (as of 6/11)

Over 14.5 own goals scored

Golden Glove Winner wears Senda, Rinat, RG, Voit or Adidas brand glove

Total goals in the tournament to exceed 310

Emmanuel Macron attends match

The Netherlands reaches half-final

16+ knockout matches to be won by 2+ goals inc. Extra Time (no Penalties)

17+ knockout matches to be won by 2+ goals - Regular time only!

France becomes finalist

France, Mexico, and Argentina all make it to the quarter finals

Belgium plays against The Netherlands

Of 5 competing continents, Europe has highest survival % in round of 32

16+ Knockout Stage Clean Sheets (0–0 after ET counts as 2)

Short Fuse: Germany scores 3 or more goals against Paraguay

FIFA officially apologizes or announces a general review of the VAR system following Germany’s disallowed goal vs Paraguay

Messi scores a goal in every match Argentina plays in

Overall penalty conversion rate to be 66.67% or higher ( all penalties no matter when)

Norway becomes finalist

Panenka penalty to be bottled

Three straight games going to penalties

Messi scores a goal in penalty shootout

Any team gets to penalty shootout and doesn't score a goal

Player with 9 or more assists

Enock Kabwende shown during broadcast

Announcer says Doctor Congo during 7/1 match broadcast

Any Trump attending BIH v USA match

Lead (or tied lead) goal scorer is on the team that wins the World Cup

World Cup winner won at least 2 games by shootout

A host country reaches the semi-finals

Belgium becomes finalist

Croatia gets a red card against Portugal [Short Fuse]

In knockouts, more teams with red cards WIN their matches

Round of 16 Special: „My vision, my rules“ - Referee sticks to original (no) Penalty, Goal or Red Card decision after On-Field Review

🇦🇷 ARG vs CPV 🇨🇻 – ARG wins both halves and scores more than three times as many goals as CPV

Own goal is scored (Rof16)

Over 1.5 matches end with a penalty shoot-out (Rof16)

Ronaldo scores a non-penalty kick goal (Rof16)

Team wins by exactly two goals (Rof16)

Mbappe doing the dictator point

Red card in CAN v MAR?

In round of 16, the alphabetically earlier country wins more games

3 continents reach semifinals

France's appeal successfully overturns Michael Olise's yellow card before the quarter-finals kickoff

Player doing lip trill shown in slow motion during final match broadcast on FOX

Trump attending the USA Belgium match

Trump takes credit for USA win within 1 day

Trump mentioned during USA BEL Fox broadcast today

Pitch Invader during USA BEL match today

Frances' tournament ends before Graham Platner drops out of Maine Senate race

"Is the TV broken?": There will be 4 or more On-Field Reviews (OFR) from the Quarterfinals onwards

"Shocking decision, Ref!": Any goal disallowed by VAR in the Quarterfinals AND any goal disallowed by VAR in the Semifinals (according to ESPN)

There will be a single leader in the Golden Boot ranking after the Quarterfinals (no tiebreak applies)

Norway player displays the flu like symptoms during match

Match ends 0-0 in regular time (QF)

Own goal is scored (QF)

Ball “heartbeat” graphic shown during FOX/FS1 broadcast (QF)

Over 1.5 matches end with a penalty shoot-out (QF)

Announcer says "Tom Brady" during France v Morocco

Player gets straight red card (QF)

Trump picks team he is supporting to win for the final game

Sam Altman attends final

JD Vance attends final

Morrocans stealing the towels or water bottles during game

Any Morrocan gets the red card

Morocco player picks up a ball during France possession 3+ times

France player picks up a ball during Morocco possession 3+ times

Shirtless player on field during match (QF)

Messi misses another penalty shot - includes shootout (QF-F)

Messi subbed out before the end of a match he played in (QF-F)

[France + Argentina] score more goals than [Spain + England] (SF)

Player scores 2+ goals in a match (SF)

Over 0.5 matches end with a penalty shoot-out (SF)

Match ends 0-0 in regular time (SF)

All teams score 1+ goals (SF)

Mbappe scores a non-penalty kick goal (SF)

Goal scored within the first 15 minutes (SF)

Own goal is scored (SF)

Player gets a straight red card (SF)

A shot with xG greater than 0.75 gets missed (SF)

Ball “heartbeat” graphic shown during FOX/FS1 broadcast (SF)

Shirtless player on field during match (SF)

Match is won in extra-time (SF)

Yellow card given for simulation (SF)

Harry Kane scores a non-penalty kick goal (SF)

Bellingham gets yellow card (SF)

Both players in this photo* score and/or assist (SF)

Strait of Hormuz open at start of final match?

Over 17.5 corners in semi finals

Mbappe & Oyarzabal to record 2+ shots on target in semi final

Gavi shown card in semi final

Otamendi shown card in semi final

Anything occurring to make it historical final

The market creator deems the result of the final to have been swayed by bias from the referee

Two different players with the same jersey number score in the final

Mbappé leads Golden Boot race after 3rd place match & Messi overtakes in Final to win the Award

Mbappé less than 60 mins on the pitch in Consolation Final 3./4.

Sore Losers: Any player or official from the losing team to instantly remove or reject their silver medal after the Final

Own goal is scored (F)

Intruder on field during match (F)

Goal scored in stoppage time (F)

Over 2.5 goals scored (F)

Player scores 2+ goals in a match (F)

Penalty kick missed during regular/extra time (F)

Goal scored from a header (F)

A shot with xG greater than 0.75 gets missed (F)

Player gets a straight red card (F)

Penalty kick is given in 2nd half (F)

Argentina last to score (F)

[France + Argentina] score more goals than [Spain + England] (F)

Goal scored within the last 15 minutes (F)

Match ends 1-1 in regular time (F)

Final score is 1-2 or 2-1 (F)

Match ends with penalty shoot-out (F)

Winning team has lower total ball possession (F)

Both teams score 1+ goals in 2nd half (F)

Goal is scored from outside the penalty box (F)

Over 1.5 goals scored (F)

All teams score 1+ goals (F)

First yellow card in 2nd half given to Spain (F)

Goal scored in first 15 minutes of 2nd half (F)

Argentina first to score in 2nd half (F)

No yellow cards given in 1st half (F)

Goal scored within the first 15 minutes (F)

Yellow card given for simulation (F)

Ball “heartbeat” graphic shown during FOX/FS1 broadcast (F)

Both players in this photo* score and/or assist (F)

Argentina gets a penalty in regular time in the finals

Banner referencing historical territorial dispute visible during final or 3rd place match

"Albiceleste Cardiac Arrest": Argentina scores the game's final goal from 75' onward to win or force extra time (F)

"Pessi's Redemption": Messi scores a penalty and wins the Golden Boot

Javier Milei tweets VLLC or "Viva la libertad carajo" before the winning captain lifts the trophy (F)

The final score in the final is an internet certified funny number e.g. 2-1, 6-7, 6-9, 4-20 (ascending and descending order allowed)

Score 0-0 in second part of extra time

YES

Dream faked the Manhunt videos

The Jews control at least one nation's government

The P320 pistol has a design flaw allowing it to fire without pulling the trigger

Orgies by the fucked-up poors as portrayed in "Eyes Wide Shut XXX" (2013)

The UK security services are complicit in the coverup of a significant underage sex scandal closely linked to the monarchy, taking place in the UK in the period 1975-2015

Santa is rigged

DHMO in the water supply

Osama bin Laden didn't act alone

Imane Khelif is intersex

That motherfucker WAS real (Tiffany Gomas was wrong the whole time)

Orgies by the wealthy elite as portrayed in 'Eyes Wide Shut'.

The 1% promoted culture wars to distract from class war

√-1 isn't real

Smartphones listen in on private conversations

The Trump regime intentionally sabotaged the electoral process to stay in power

US security services use the Google Play Store as an attack vector for android devices

Some answers in this market are psyops to discredit all the others

The CCP is directly supporting drug cartel activity in the West

Trump committed sex offenses against minors on Epstein Island

Lionel Messi never played for a Real football (soccer) team

ASI will converge on agreeing (90%+ credence) that the Self-Indication Assumption is true.

Some answers in this market are bought NO because they are true

Ticketmaster is in cahoots with organized scalpers

Groundhog Day is rigged

Atrazine works as an endocrine-disrupting chemical (EDC), converting testosterone to estrogen in the bodies of frogs leading to homosexual proclivities.

That stock trading AI supposedly built by @SteveSokolowski is actually part of an elaborate scam

Dead Internet theory

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself

The CCP has a plan to exterminate a large number of people they consider to not be ethnically Chinese

The US, UK and French security services have collectively assassinated at least 10 German citizens in Germany since 2022

Joe/Hunter Biden took bribe to protect Burisma from investigation

There are devices which have been used to alter the electric network frequency of a country in the Middle East to leave more identifiable traces in recorded video and audio clips

Airplane trails have toxic chemicals (chemtrails)

Tiffany Gomas is not the same person as the TMINR lady in the video. She is a PSYOP for Barstool.

US security services asked Microsoft to buy Skype and alter the software so they could target users more easily

John McAfee didn't kill himself

Smart devices are almost always listening to your private conversations

Annie Altman's abuse claims

Members of US government had prior knowledge of 9/11 and let it happen

Gamergate was right

South Korea has had nuclear weapons since 2023

The Church and elites deliberately suppressed and distorted the more Gnostic message of Jesus Christ.

An adversary is intentionally causing hysteria over drone incidents to force the US/UK's hand into revealing their anti-drone tech

The NBA rigs the draft lottery

The Clintons assasinated their rivals

The Romance languages are not descended from Classical Latin

The Obamas have a loveless marriage, kept together for optics only

At least 3 of the members elected to the French lower house of Parliament in 2024 are Russian agents

Youssoufa Moukoko (soccer player) was born earlier than he claims (earlier than 2004)

Germany has a well-prepared plan (in 2024-) to start mass producing nuclear weapons in <6 months (in case things go bad geopolitically)

Mossad releases video and audio clips, intended to be of interest to their adversaries, which play special sounds that humans don't notice

FDR deliberately left Pearl Harbor vulnerable, in order to goad Americans into war

Major deaths, terror, and tragedy events are routinely hoaxes per Miles Mathis.

China made covid 19 in a lab

Bitcoin was created by a US three letter agency

This one makes me feel evil, so I ROT13'd it, use ROT13 to decode if you want to keep me company in Hell: Ybh Truevt'f ergverzrag jnf npghnyyl na ZYO-znaqngrq fhfcrafvba

Eliezer wrote The Erogamer

The US/UK/French security services are sinking Russian ships in response to attacks on undersea cables and other hybrid warfare activities (since 2022)

Deepwater Horizon explosion due to sabotage

Rory Stewart worked for MI6

At least one UN recognised country is secretly controlled by a cabal following a religion shared by <5% of the country's population

My dog went to live on farm that was full of other dogs that he could run with and play with and he was much happier than staying with us and peeing on the rug.

Eating your veggies is bad for your health

Bielefeld does not exist, but another city with the same name in the same place does

The article "Deliberate Errors" documenting winks connecting Apollo and Kubrick films is correct, because Kubrick played a role in filming some of the Apollo missions.

China was not genociding Uyghurs

Lee Harvey Oswald didn't act alone.

The hellenistic civilization was aware of the existence of the American continent

As of June 2025, JD Vance is secretly making plans to use future ASI to sieze power and become eternal world dictator

@strutheo is @notrickspringfield

The American govt is actually a totalitarian dictatorship

The 1% promoted class war to distract from culture wars

The New Zealand government had advance knowledge of the sinking of the Rainbow Warrior

Covid was a deliberate test of pandemic preparedness in view of bacteriological war between China and the US

Epstein was alive as of Jan 2026, but dead in the meantime since his "suicide"

Charles Manson had a rib removed in the late 1990s

Michael Jordan's first NBA retirement was actually a forced suspension.

The U.S. military is the number one customer of Glitterex (a glitter company) but doesn't want anyone to know because it hurts their masculine image.

Hellenistic science developed statistical mechanics to the point of being able to derive PV=nRT

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Aluminum cookware actually *does* cause Alzheimers.

covid-19 vaccine is net negative for health for people who are under 35, with no aggravating condition, and not obese

A pharma company has a much better treatment for cancer that they are keeping secret because it would compete with their existing products

Hellenistic scientists could derive the correct refraction law by minimizing light travel time

Marilyn Manson had a rib removed in the late 1990s

Jeffrey Epstein is still alive

Many vaccines on the standard CDC childhood immunization schedule have serious negative side effects (net negative on health) for at least 5% of the population.

The CIA killed JFK

COVID-19 vaccine is net negative for health

Non-human intelligence affecting events on Earth is not extraterrestrial "aliens," and humans are incorrect in believing that reality consists only of the Universe.

The Hellenistic civilization was aware of the existence of Azeroth

Sue Gray was a spy

Dominic Cummings was/is a Russian spy

We live in an ancestor simulation per Nick Bostrom.

A cure for cancer has already been found

The 9/11 terror attack date is meaningfully connected to Ernest Martin's theory that Jesus was born on September 11, 3 BC rather than a coincidence.

Ogopogo and the Yeti faked their relationship (to boost CFL ratings, to increase Taylor Swift's movie sales, support Trudeau's reelection, b/c Ogopogo is PSY, etc.)

The Hawk Tuah meme is a North Korean psyop

Finno-Korean Hyperwar was real

Trump and Netanyahu had Charlie Kirk killed to take control of TPUSA

Princess Diana was assassinated

Covid 19 was made in a labradoodle

"Geoterrorism" (weather modification for terrorism) is real as of 2024

The NFL is rigged

Hellenistic science advanced meta-thermodynamics to derive 𝑄 = 𝑛𝐶Δ𝑇(1 + 𝐻⊙⋆) using the Holtzman Generator

Harold Holt murdered

ASI will converge on agreeing (90%+ credence) that Trump/Musk model the first/second beast of Revelation.

Jet fuel *can* melt steel beams, but the official 9/11 narrative is sus because chemtrail chemicals cannot

Bitcoin was created by a 3 letter Hellenistic agency

Biden and/or US govt did Jan 6 (exclude trump)

Bush did 9/11

Shakespeare didn’t write his own plays

The NBA rigged Shaq's free throws

Tom Brady's retirement was actually an NFL mandated suspension

Israel killed JFK

The pharma industry has a better version of Viagra that they keep secret to keep their profits up

Hellenistic scientists could derive the correct warp-induced refraction law by exceeding Warp Factor 9 under Cochrane’s Theorem

Circa 1920 civilizational collapse (c.f. "Whither Tartaria?")

The 2020 US presidential election was rigged/stolen

Ogopogo is real

QAnon

Exercise is bad for your health

A support network of close friendships is bad for your health

Skin cancer is caused by a lack of melanin, regardless of sunlight exposure

Elon Musk used Starlink to rig the 2024 election

Shakespeare is not real - they claim he was married to Anne Hathaway but she's like only 40 or so

carbon dioxide isn't the main cause of global warming

Allen Iverson invented A.I.

The government iodizes the water and fluoridates salt when it should be the other way around

Chinese people really *are* just saying the n-word.

Hellenistic science knew of quantum mechanics

Epstein was still alive as of Jan 2026

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce faked their relationship (to boost NFL ratings, to increase Tay's movie sales, legitimize mRNA vaccines, b/c she is a PSYOP, etc.)

QR codes are satanic

The Mandella Effect in general is real

The Hellenistic civilization invented USB

Mossad uses Hellenistic technology borrowed from the North Sentinelese

Xi Jinping had advance knowledge of the Hawk Tuah meme

Trump devolved the government in anticipation of 2020 election fraud and replaced Biden with an actor wearing a mask.

China purposely spread covid 19 having intended it to escape the lab

Human didnt evolve from apes

You personally live in Truman Show style captivity

Getting 8 hours of sleep is bad for your health

Rationalussy isn't real.

Hitler killed himself because the alternative was going to Argentina

Jerry Sandusky is innocent.

Skin cancer is caused by sunblock, not sunlight

Lee Harvey Oswald was an agent of the Hellenistic Civilization

Famous Israeli agent Eisseberg was behind the sinking of the Titanic

The illuminati runs the world

xkcd 690: on 9/11, one of the towers was hit by a plane and the other was a controlled demolition

@HenriThunberg was paid to create the James Bond market to promote the upcoming movie

Marilyn Monroe had a rib removed in the late 1990s

Effective Altruism is a scam and they just embezzle all the donations

US government is harboring aliens

Tupac is still alive in 2024

Bielefeld does not exist

Walt Disney was cryogenically frozen, and they made the movie Frozen so that when people googled 'Walt Disney Frozen' the movie would come up first

The Hellenistic Civilization made COVID-19 in a lab

South Sudan has had nukes since 2023

The North Sentinelese have a secret aircraft carrier

The North Sentinelese have a non-secret aircraft carrier, they have announced it to the world loud and clear. Problem is: nobody speaks their language.

Monica Lewinsky was a Mossad agent

Birds aren't real

climate change isn't human caused

Tiger Woods is a militant separatist Tamil

Hurricane Katrina caused by HAARP

Climate change isn’t real

The moon landing was fake

The CIA killed Tupac, and JFK is still alive as of 2024

The Romance languages are not descended from Latin

The North Sentinelese are remnants of the Hellenistic civilization

The 9/11 terror attack was a justified false flag to secure a weapon of mass destruction (destabalizing religious text and/or supertechnology) at the tomb of Gilgamesh.

Yeti is real or similar creature

Hitler didn't kill himself he went to Argentina

*All* health care is net negative for health

Q is Putin

Michelle Obama is a man

Brazilian money is not real

The earth is a dodecahedron

End of the world in 2012

Skibidi Toilet is real

Earth is hollow

It used to be spelled Berenstein Bears

Australia isn't real.

Africa isn't real

Flossing is bad for your health

HIV doesn’t cause AIDS

Christiano Ronaldo never played for a Real football (soccer) team

There is no female orgasm

The North Sentinelese are concealing super-advanced technology.

The earth is flat

*All* vaccines are net negative for health

Justin Trudeau is actually Black and has been wearing "whiteface" all along.

Finland isn't real

5G will kill all vaccinated people once the towers are switched on

Nuclear weapons have never existed

Brushing your teeth is bad for your health

Taylor Swift and Mary Berg are the same person

The Epcot sphere was built by aliens as some sort of energy device powering the rat empire.

Will the 2026 World Series feature the Tampa Bay Rays vs. Milwaukee Brewers?

Will Cleveland and Tampa Bay combine for more stolen bases than home runs in ALCS Game 1 on October 12, 2026?

Will the 2026 World Series matchup be either the Cleveland Guardians vs. Los Angeles Dodgers or the Milwaukee Brewers vs. Tampa Bay Rays?

Will the first pitch of ALCS game 2 (10/13/2026) be a strike (or hit)?

Will both Robert Gasser and Blake Snell strike out at least one batter in the first inning of Brewers vs. Dodgers NLCS Game 3 on October 14, 2026?

Will the first pitch of Rays vs. Guardians ALCS Game 3 on October 15, 2026, be swung at by the batter?

Will the Rays and Guardians combine for more strikeouts than total bases through the first three innings of ALCS Game 3 on October 15, 2026?

Will both the Rays and Guardians have recorded at least one extra-base hit AND at least one walk apiece through six complete innings of ALCS Game 3 on October 15, 2026?

Will the first pitch of Brewers vs. Dodgers NLCS Game 4 on October 15, 2026, be put into play?

Will the Brewers and Dodgers combine for more walks than hits in the first inning of NLCS Game 4 on October 15, 2026?

Will Brewers vs. Dodgers NLCS Game 4 on October 15, 2026, feature at least one home run, at least one stolen base, and at least one fielding error?

Will both Tampa Bay and Cleveland strand at least one runner in the first inning of ALCS Game 4 on October 17, 2026?

Will Tampa Bay and Cleveland combine for at least 7 batting strikeouts AND no more than 2 runs through three complete innings of ALCS Game 4 on October 17, 2026?

Will Rays vs. Guardians ALCS Game 4 on October 17, 2026, end on a strikeout AND feature at least one home run by the losing team?

Will Tampa Bay’s first batter reach base safely AND Cleveland’s first batter be retired in ALCS Game 5 on October 18, 2026?

Will the 2026 World Series champion win at least one game without hitting a home run AND lose at least one game despite hitting a home run?

Will the first pitch of Cleveland Guardians vs. Tampa Bay Rays ALCS Game 6 on October 19, 2026, be taken for a ball?

Will the team leading Guardians vs. Rays ALCS Game 6 on October 19, 2026, after six complete innings have fewer hits than the trailing team?

🔥 ROOKIE RATTLED: Will the Rays score before Logan Henderson records his sixth out in Game 2?

🔥 RUN IT BACK: Will the Rays steal a base in World Series Game 2?

🔥 CROOKED NUMBER: Will either team score 3+ runs in a single inning in Game 2?

🔥 NINTH-INNING NERVES: Will Game 2 be tied or within one run after eight innings?

🔥 FIRST-INNING FIREWORKS: Will either team score in the first inning of Game 2?

🔥 BULLPEN BATTLE: Will both starting pitchers leave Game 2 before completing six innings?

Will the Milwaukee Brewers and Tampa Bay Rays combine for at least 18 hits but no more than 1 home run in World Series Game 3 on October 26, 2026?

Will the losing team hit more home runs AND draw more walks than the winning team in Brewers vs. Rays World Series Game 4 on October 27, 2026?

Will the Brewers and Rays combine to leave at least 16 runners on base AND score 7 or fewer total runs in World Series Game 4 on October 27, 2026?

Will game 4 of 2026 world series go to extra innings?

Will Drew Rasmussen be the starting pitcher for the Tampa Bay Rays in World Series Game 5 against the Milwaukee Brewers on October 28, 2026?

Will the Milwaukee Brewers clinch their first World Series championship by winning Game 5 against Tampa Bay on October 28, 2026, AND commit at least 2 fielding errors in the game?

Will any Rays player receive a gold glove for the 2026 season?

Will Brewers Manager win NL manager of the year for 2026?

Will PCA win NL MVP for 2026?

Will any MLB player hit 50+ home runs during the 2027 regular season?

Will either the Tampa Bay Rays or Milwaukee Brewers trade away a player from their 2026 World Series roster before January 1, 2027?

Will Tarik Skubal sign with a new MLB team OR Freddy Peralta re-sign with the Tampa Bay Rays by December 31, 2026?

Will any player on the 2026 World Series winning roster be traded before Opening Day 2027?

Will both the Tampa Bay Rays and Milwaukee Brewers have at least one player record 25+ home runs AND 20+ stolen bases during the 2027 MLB regular season?

Will any 2026 division cellar-dweller finish first in the 2027 Grapefruit or Cactus League?

Will either 2026 World Series team finish below .500 in 2027 spring training?

Will at least 3 MLB players record 30+ home runs AND 30+ stolen bases each during the 2027 regular season?

Will any MLB player record at least 200 hits AND 30 home runs during the 2027 regular season?

Will any MLB player hit 40+ home runs AND steal 40+ bases during the 2027 regular season?

Will at least three MLB teams win 100+ regular-season games in 2027?

Will any player sign a contract larger than $765 million prior to the start of the 2027 MLB season?

Will the Tampa Bay Rays trade Junior Caminero OR the Cleveland Guardians trade José Ramírez before Opening Day 2027?

Will the 2026 World Series champion repeat as champion in 2027?

Will the 2026 World Series feature more home runs than stolen bases?

Will Cleveland and Chicago combine for 20+ strikeouts AND 3+ home runs in the deciding ALDS game?

Will any player hit 3+ home runs in a single game during the 2026 postseason?

Will Skubal and Misiorowski combine for 15+ strikeouts AND allow 3+ home runs in NLCS Game 1?

Will the losing team hit more home runs AND strike out fewer times than the winning team in NLCS Game 1?

Will the American League win the 2026 World Series?

Will either manager challenge a call AND lose the challenge during NLCS Game 1?

Will the 2026 World Series feature the Tampa Bay Rays vs. Los Angeles Dodgers?

Will the 2026 World Series feature the Cleveland Guardians vs. Los Angeles Dodgers?

Will the 2026 World Series feature the Cleveland Guardians vs. Milwaukee Brewers?

Will Shohei Ohtani strike out at least twice AND the Dodgers win NLCS Game 2 against Milwaukee on October 12, 2026?

Will either ALCS Game 1 (Guardians–Rays) or NLCS Game 2 (Dodgers–Brewers) feature 5+ combined stolen bases by both teams on October 12, 2026?

Will ALCS Game 1 (Guardians–Rays) and NLCS Game 2 (Dodgers–Brewers) combine for 6+ total home runs on October 12, 2026?

Will Guardians starter Parker Messick record more strikeouts than Rays starter Freddy Peralta, but Tampa Bay win ALCS Game 2 on October 13, 2026?

Will the team that scores first lose the game AND the winning team record zero stolen bases in Guardians vs. Rays ALCS Game 2 on October 13, 2026?

Will the Guardians and Rays combine to leave 15+ runners on base AND score fewer than 7 total runs in ALCS Game 2 on October 13, 2026?

Will Cleveland and Tampa Bay use at least 10 different pitchers combined in ALCS Game 2 on October 13, 2026?

Will Guardians vs. Rays ALCS Game 2 on October 13, 2026, feature at least one triple AND at least two home runs?

Will the losing team record more pitching strikeouts than the winning team in Guardians vs. Rays ALCS Game 2 on October 13, 2026?

Will Joe Adell or Junior Caminero homer in tonight’s ALCS game 2 (10/13/2026)?

Will the first pitch of NLCS Game 3 (10/14/2026) be a swinging or called strike?

Will Blake Snell record 7+ strikeouts AND the Dodgers win NLCS Game 3?

Will Shohei Ohtani be left out of the starting lineup OR substituted/pinch-hit for during Game 3?

Will Robert Gasser pitch fewer than 5.0 innings BUT the Brewers' bullpen allow 1 or fewer earned runs (tonight 8/14/2026)?

Will William Contreras or Brice Turang record a home run AND a stolen base combined in tonight's game (tonight 8/14/2026)?

Will the team that scores first lose the game AND the winning team record fewer than 4 total hits? (tonight 8/14/2026)

Will the Dodgers and Brewers combine to leave 16+ runners on base AND score fewer than 8 total runs? (tonight 8/14/2026)

Will the NLCS game 3 feature a multi-run home run in the 8th inning or later OR go into extra innings?

Will both the Rays and Guardians leave at least one runner on base in the first inning of ALCS Game 3 on October 15, 2026?

Will the Rays and Guardians combine for at least 20 hits but no home runs in ALCS Game 3 on October 15, 2026?

Will the losing team steal more bases AND commit fewer fielding errors than the winning team in Rays vs. Guardians ALCS Game 3 on October 15, 2026?

Will the Rays and Guardians use 10+ pitchers combined AND score fewer than 8 total runs in ALCS Game 3 on October 15, 2026?

Will Tampa Bay Rays starter Griffin Jax record more strikeouts than Cleveland Guardians starter Gavin Williams AND the Rays lose ALCS Game 3 on October 15, 2026?

Will the Dodgers have more strikeouts than hits AND lead the Brewers after three complete innings of NLCS Game 4 on October 15, 2026?

Will the Brewers and Dodgers combine for at least 15 strikeouts AND fewer than 5 total runs through six complete innings of NLCS Game 4 on October 15, 2026?

Will Milwaukee starter Robert Drohan record more strikeouts than Dodgers starter Tyler Glasnow AND Los Angeles win NLCS Game 4 on October 15, 2026?

Will the Dodgers avoid elimination by winning NLCS Game 4 against Milwaukee on October 15, 2026, despite allowing more hits than they record?

Will the final out of Brewers vs. Dodgers NLCS Game 4 on October 15, 2026, be recorded by strikeout AND will the losing team have hit at least one home run?

Will the 2026 World Series last at least 6 games AND feature at least one walk-off victory?

Will the first pitch of Tampa Bay Rays vs. Cleveland Guardians ALCS Game 4 on October 17, 2026, be hit into fair territory?

Will the team leading Rays vs. Guardians ALCS Game 4 on October 17, 2026, after six complete innings have fewer hits than its opponent?

Will the losing team steal more bases AND draw more walks than the winning team in Tampa Bay Rays vs. Cleveland Guardians ALCS Game 4 on October 17, 2026?

Will the Rays and Guardians use at least 11 different pitchers combined AND hit at least 3 home runs in ALCS Game 4 on October 17, 2026?

Will the winning team commit at least 2 errors AND strike out at least 12 times while batting in Rays vs. Guardians ALCS Game 4 on October 17, 2026?

Will the losing team in the 2026 World Series hit more total home runs AND steal more total bases than the World Series champion?

Will Cleveland’s Petey Halpin OR Patrick Bailey hit a home run while Tampa Bay’s Junior Caminero, Yandy Díaz, and Jonathan Aranda combine for zero home runs in ALCS Game 4 on October 17, 2026?

Will the first pitch of Tampa Bay Rays vs. Cleveland Guardians ALCS Game 5 on October 18, 2026, be a foul ball?

Will the Rays and Guardians combine for at least 3 hits but zero runs in the first inning of ALCS Game 5 on October 18, 2026?

Will Cleveland and Tampa Bay combine for more strikeouts than hits AND at least one stolen base through three complete innings of ALCS Game 5 on October 18, 2026?

Will the Rays and Guardians combine for 12+ strikeouts AND 4 or fewer total runs through six complete innings of ALCS Game 5 on October 18, 2026?

Will Rays starter Drew Rasmussen record more strikeouts than Guardians starter Parker Messick AND Cleveland win ALCS Game 5 on October 18, 2026?

Will Junior Caminero, Yandy Díaz, and Jonathan Aranda combine for fewer hits than Cleveland’s José Ramírez and Steven Kwan in ALCS Game 5 on October 18, 2026?

Will the losing team record more doubles AND more stolen bases than the winning team in Rays vs. Guardians ALCS Game 5 on October 18, 2026?

Will Cleveland’s Petey Halpin OR Patrick Bailey hit a home run AND Tampa Bay’s Junior Caminero record at least 2 strikeouts in ALCS Game 5 on October 18, 2026?

Will either the Tampa Bay Rays manager OR the Cleveland Guardians manager win the 2026 American League Manager of the Year Award?

Will Cleveland’s leadoff batter reach base safely without a hit AND Tampa Bay’s leadoff batter record a hit in ALCS Game 6 on October 19, 2026?

Will the Cleveland Guardians and Tampa Bay Rays combine for at least 3 hits but zero runs in the first inning of ALCS Game 6 on October 19, 2026?

Will Cleveland and Tampa Bay combine for at least 7 batting strikeouts AND fewer than 3 runs through three complete innings of ALCS Game 6 on October 19, 2026?

Will Tampa Bay’s Freddy Peralta strike out at least 8 Cleveland batters AND the Rays lose ALCS Game 6 on October 19, 2026?

Will a Tampa Bay Rays player batting sixth or lower in the starting lineup hit a home run AND the Rays win ALCS Game 6 against Cleveland on October 19, 2026?

Will the losing team hit more home runs AND draw more walks than the winning team in Guardians vs. Rays ALCS Game 6 on October 19, 2026?

Will the Tampa Bay Rays clinch the 2026 American League pennant by defeating Cleveland in ALCS Game 6 on October 19, 2026, AND win by exactly one run?

Will the Rays announce Rasmussen as the starter for game 1 of the 2026 World Series?

Will the 2026 World Series champion (Rays or Brewers) lose Game 1 AND win the championship in 6 games or fewer?

Will the first pitch of Tampa Bay Rays vs. Milwaukee Brewers World Series Game 1 on October 23, 2026, be called a strike?

Will the Tampa Bay Rays and Milwaukee Brewers combine for more walks than hits AND score zero runs in the first inning of World Series Game 1 on October 23, 2026?

Will the Rays and Brewers combine for at least 2 stolen bases AND at least 5 strikeouts through three complete innings of World Series Game 1 on October 23, 2026?

Will the losing team in Rays vs. Brewers World Series Game 1 on October 23, 2026, record more hits AND fewer strikeouts than the winning team?

Will the Tampa Bay Rays’ first batter reach base safely AND the Milwaukee Brewers’ first batter strike out in World Series Game 1 on October 23, 2026?

Will either the Tampa Bay Rays or Milwaukee Brewers hit at least 2 home runs AND score 3 or fewer total runs in World Series Game 1 on October 23, 2026?

Will either the Tampa Bay Rays or Milwaukee Brewers blow a lead of 3+ runs after the fifth inning AND lose World Series Game 1 on October 23, 2026?

Will the winning team strike out at least 12 times AND score at least half of its runs on home runs in Rays vs. Brewers World Series Game 1 on October 23, 2026?

🔥 ACE MODE: Will Drew Rasmussen record 6+ strikeouts in World Series Game 2?

🔥 BAZOOKA BLAST: Will Junior Caminero hit a home run in World Series Game 2?

Will the Milwaukee Brewers’ first batter see at least 6 pitches AND strike out in World Series Game 3 against the Tampa Bay Rays on October 26, 2026?

Will the Milwaukee Brewers outhit the Tampa Bay Rays in the first inning but trail on the scoreboard after one complete inning of World Series Game 3 on October 26, 2026?

Will the Brewers and Rays combine for at least 8 strikeouts AND fewer than 3 runs through three complete innings of World Series Game 3 on October 26, 2026?

Will either the Milwaukee Brewers or Tampa Bay Rays have more strikeouts than total bases from hits AND lead World Series Game 3 after six complete innings on October 26, 2026?

Will Tampa Bay’s Freddy Peralta record at least 8 strikeouts AND allow at least 3 earned runs while the Rays win World Series Game 3 against Milwaukee on October 26, 2026?

Will the losing team record more hits AND more stolen bases than the winning team in Brewers vs. Rays World Series Game 3 on October 26, 2026?

Will the Tampa Bay Rays lead after six complete innings but lose World Series Game 3 to the Milwaukee Brewers on October 26, 2026?

Will the winning team strike out at least 12 times AND commit at least one fielding error in Brewers vs. Rays World Series Game 4 on October 27, 2026?

Will the Milwaukee Brewers and Tampa Bay Rays use at least 10 different pitchers combined AND hit at least 3 home runs in World Series Game 4 on October 27, 2026?

Will the Milwaukee Brewers and Tampa Bay Rays combine for at least 3 stolen bases AND no more than 2 home runs in World Series Game 4 on October 27, 2026?

Will the team that scores first lose World Series Game 4 between the Brewers and Rays on October 27, 2026, AND finish with more hits than the winning team?

Will Brewers vs. Rays World Series Game 4 on October 27, 2026, end with a strikeout AND will the losing team have stolen at least one base?

Will Milwaukee Brewers starter Jacob Misiorowski strike out at least 2 of the first 3 Tampa Bay Rays batters he faces in World Series Game 5 on October 28, 2026?

Will the Milwaukee Brewers record more hits than the Tampa Bay Rays but trail on the scoreboard after one complete inning of World Series Game 5 on October 28, 2026?

Will the Brewers and Rays combine for at least 7 batting strikeouts AND zero home runs through three complete innings of World Series Game 5 on October 28, 2026?

Will the team leading Brewers vs. Rays World Series Game 5 on October 28, 2026, after six complete innings have fewer hits AND more fielding errors than the trailing team?

Will Milwaukee’s Jacob Misiorowski record at least 8 strikeouts AND allow no more than 2 earned runs, but the Brewers lose World Series Game 5 against Tampa Bay on October 28, 2026?

Will the Tampa Bay Rays avoid elimination by winning World Series Game 5 against Milwaukee on October 28, 2026, despite recording fewer hits than the Brewers?

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Milwaukee Bucks

Brooklyn Nets

MLB World Series won by the National League team

Earthquake over 8.0 magnitude

Chat GPT 6 releases

Twitter releases peer to peer payment system, for at least all premium users if not everyone

6 or more people die in a single shooting incident in the united states

Imu face reveal in One Piece

commercial airline hijacking

GTA VI Release

GOP loses control of the House

at least one equipment caused death at a theme park in the USA due to ride failure, negligence, or other similar cause (not: pool drowning, natural disasters , medical, or forced violence)

Israel : Hamas Ceasefire

New FKT record for the Appalachian Trail

Someone other than Netanyahu becomes prime minister of Israel

Assassination of an African head of state

Assassination of a European or Asian head of state

reddit r/Worldnews unpins the Russia/Ukraine thread

Taylor Swift drops a new album (not a Taylor’s Version of an older album actually majority new tracks)

nuclear detonation occurs (can be a test)

grimace shake returns at mcdonalds in usa

Russia : Ukraine ceasefire

Joe Biden dies

Kanye West is arrested or admitted to a mental hospital

bitcoin reaches a new all time high

Taylor Swift breaks up with Kelce

North Korea and South Korea conflict reignites into a hot war, and results in at least one death

there is a need to replace an existing supreme court justice (dies/retires/etc) or they add another justice

H5N1 pandemic declared

pope leo dies

Donald Trump dies

Vladimir Putin dies

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death stranding 2 releases

The official name of Elder Scrolls 6 is announced

bitcoin reaches 80k

end of Blue Monday 2025 (jan 15)

Slay the Spire 2 releases on steam early access

Next President is sworn in ( even if it's Biden )

Silksong

mr beast hits 250M subs on youtube

Alec Baldwin case ends

Trump running mate announced

2024 election is called by AP

The Federal Reserve decreases interest rates

Andrew Tate found guilty of a crime

Cannabis is removed from Schedule 1

Solar panels removed from the White House (again).

tortured poet's department releases

the end of manifest 2024

the start of manifest 2024

julian Assange extradited to usa

spiderman beyond the spiderverse releases

gta 6 releases

Joe Biden passes away or is murdered

Saudi Arabia recognizes Israel

he outlives inflation in the usa (trailing 12 month CPI increase less than 2% before he dies)

Lantern bioworks Lumina treatment given FDA approval for something

binance cease operating

Windows 12 released

trump found guilty of a crime

the ukraine russia war ends

human walks on the moon again

The last case of Guinea worm in humans

azerbaijian invades armenia

first female president

Ukraine joins NATO

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