Worth It News

NO

NO

If I accept the Penguin job, at what will I rate my overall life satisfaction in 2 years, on a scale of 0-100?

If I accept the Genesis job, at what will I rate my overall life satisfaction in 2 years, on a scale of 0-100?

If I accept the Genesis job, will I believe it to have been the correct decision in 6 months?

If I accept the Penguin job, will I believe it to have been the correct decision in 6 months?

If I accept the Penguin job, will I believe it to have been the correct decision in 4 years?

If I accept the Genesis job, what will be my bonus in my first full year? (At a rate of 1 percentage point = $3000. So e.g. if it's $100k this answer resolves to 33%.)

If I accept the Genesis job, will my total earnings from it after 5 years be at least 1.5 million?

If I accept the Genesis job, will I believe it to have been the correct decision in 4 years?

If I accept the Penguin job, will my total earnings from it after 5 years (valuing unsold equity at whatever I think it's "really worth") be at least 1.5 million?

If I accept the Genesis job, will I end up leaving on bad terms?

If I accept the Penguin job, will I end up leaving on bad terms?

YES

The season takes place in Europe

We will see any character from S3 in S4 of White Lotus

Any character from S1-3 is shown on screen

At least one named character dies

A named character goes swimming

Any named character takes drugs

Someone commits adultery

We see more than two people die over the course of the season

Greg / Gary appears on screen in non-flashback/photo/[similar]

Full frontal male nudity

There is an interracial physical relationship (kiss/sex/marriage?)

Oscar winner part of the acting cast

Lesbian scene (romantic kissing or more)

Belinda returns on the show

Group sex with >2 named characters

A hotel employee dies

A gun gets shot

Two named characters talk inside an airport terminal

Named character gets on a boat

First S04 episode airs in 2027

At least one death occurs by accident

At least two named characters from previous seasons appear

Someone insists they've witnessed a supernatural or divine event

A security guard or a bodyguard is a named character

There is a mention about how guests keep dying at white lotus resorts

Hotel manager is gay or bi

At least one character is non-binary gendered

Someone gets fired or quits dramatically

No rich person (over $10M net worth) acts like a douche

A medical doctor is shown on screen

9 episodes long (+1 from last, like each previous season)

Zion returns to the show

A named character is terminally ill

Alluding to, mentioning, or performing (on or off screen) bestiality

No heterosexual character is murdered

At least one named character is a sex worker

Tanya gets mentioned

A named character goes hiking

Nobody dead from gun

Someone is arrested

There will be a funeral shown on screen

We will see Frank (S3) in S4 of White Lotus

A camel is shown on screen

A named character is shown to be vegan

Kidnapping/Abudction

Someone gets tied up or gagged (non-consensually)

We see more than five people die over the course of the season

There are at least three named characters under the age of 18

A named character goes scuba diving

Snow is shown on screen

Someone drowns

Somebody speaks Spanish (≥5 consecutive words)

The hotel only serves vegan food

Incest

The season takes place mainly in Asia

The season takes place in South America

Ineffective: Any benefits are too small to be worth the drawbacks

Unproven but promising: Too early to tell

Valuable but imperfect: Some healthy adults should consider it, but there are major drawbacks

Harmful/scandalous: Clear serious drawbacks that last beyond cessation of treatment

Elon Musk involvement cut short

5+ of lawsuits against DOGE dismissed

Will generally be perceived as a bad thing by mid 2026

Announces $500 billion in savings

50 lawsuits launched against DOGE

+20 cases against DOGE results in them being barred from / ordered to do something

DOGE Creation Executive Order Blocked / Overturned

Announces $1 trillion in savings

Other

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Capitalism will collapse in 2026