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If I accept the Penguin job, at what will I rate my overall life satisfaction in 2 years, on a scale of 0-100?

If I accept the Genesis job, at what will I rate my overall life satisfaction in 2 years, on a scale of 0-100?

If I accept the Genesis job, will I believe it to have been the correct decision in 6 months?

If I accept the Penguin job, will I believe it to have been the correct decision in 6 months?

If I accept the Penguin job, will I believe it to have been the correct decision in 4 years?

If I accept the Genesis job, what will be my bonus in my first full year? (At a rate of 1 percentage point = $3000. So e.g. if it's $100k this answer resolves to 33%.)

If I accept the Genesis job, will my total earnings from it after 5 years be at least 1.5 million?

If I accept the Genesis job, will I believe it to have been the correct decision in 4 years?

If I accept the Penguin job, will my total earnings from it after 5 years (valuing unsold equity at whatever I think it's "really worth") be at least 1.5 million?

If I accept the Genesis job, will I end up leaving on bad terms?

If I accept the Penguin job, will I end up leaving on bad terms?

YES

Doesn’t work at all and never will

Good on balance, comparable to other beneficial dental treatments

Causes (at least) minor side effects for some people, same scale as Tylenol

Doesn’t work in its current form, but could easily be modified into something that does

Causes (at least) medium side effects, same scale as tricyclics

Advance of approximately the same magnitude as fluoride

Not before 2050

2035-2039

2030-2034

2040-2049

2027

2028

2029

2026

NO

2028

Other

2027

2026

2023

2024

Is marketed as Episode X

Red lightsaber on screen

Will be announced before 2028

Blue lightsaber on screen

Green lightsaber on screen

The "Millennium Falcon" is on screen or mentioned

Trailer out before 2028 (teaser counts)

New droid companion

"Darth Sidious" or "Palpatine" is mentioned

A character is a Skywalker (by blood, name does not matter)

Is defined as part of a trilogy, before its premier date

Tie fighters on screen

"Darth Vader" is mentioned

A dead character has spoken lines

A dead person appears as something like a ~spirit

Oscar Isaac returns in his previous role

Strong, quasi-masculine-presenting female lead character

Scantily clad hypersexualized female characters

Movie contains reference to upcoming movie (e.g. "to be continued")

Digital version of dead actor plays a role

Any actor from the original trilogy plays the same role

Yellow lightsaber on screen

Scores ≥7.5 on IMDB exactly one month after release

There will be a new lightsaber based weapon form we haven’t seen before (like Kylo’s light saber hilt).

John Boyega returns in his previous role

Taxes are mentioned

Droid dances

Using the force to choke someone

Death Star mentioned

Flashback to a period clearly overlapping with movies I-IX

Blue milk on screen

Adam Driver returns in his previous role

Purple lightsaber on screen

Cantina band song remix

Sole director credit to Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy

Will NOT be announced before 2030

Main character is not human

Somehow, Palpatine returned

NO

NO

NO

Apr '28: Bipedal robots meaningfully assist human tradespeople in their work

Dec '28: AI systems able to autonomously design their successors (RSI)

Nov '26: AI good enough at biology to both advance science and potentially proliferate bioweapon risks

Nov '27: Autonomous companies exist and generate $10m+ revenues

NO