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Lionel Messi to score at least one goal

Total goals in the tournament to exceed 200

The Golden Boot winner to score 6+ goals

Someone scores 5+ goals within group stage

USA survives group stage

2+ red cards in any match

Any player scores at least a goal 3 matches in a row

Goal from last kick of the game

Cristiano Ronaldo to score a goal

3+ penalty shootout

Mexico survives group stage

Canada survives group stage

3+ red cards in any match

6+ yellow cards in any match

Red card issued for mouth covering

Team with 0 wins in Group Stage

Black player gets the red card

Bicycle kick attempt

Team scores after being down to 10 men

Both teams score in stoppage time

Player scores against country of birth/heritage

Player bleeding on camera during match

Team loses possession from delay throw-in

15+ minutes of the stoppage time

USA player gets the red card

Disruption at Iran match

Hooligans light the fireworks at night by team hotel for disruption

Player scores a hat-trick

Over 6.5 matches ending 0-0 (regular time only)

Over 9.5 own goals scored

Over 10.5 red cards

Over 7.5 goals scored in a single group stage match

Over 202.5 goals scored in group stage

US scores in every single group stage match

Play suspended for more than 1.5 hours in a single match

Bottle thrown on field

Teenager scores a goal (non penalty shoot-out)

Team finishes match with 9 players

French-born player scores against France

Team makes it to Round of 32 with no goals conceded

3 or more coaches resign or are fired before end of World Cup

Goal scored directly from a free-kick

A coach is sacked before the end of the tournament

Team is undefeated for the entire tournament (only wins & draws)

First penalty shootout kick of tournament is missed/saved

Team ends Group Stage with a clean sheet

Player not born in the country they are playing for scores 2+ goals

“Puto” chant at match

Referee falls down

Match has a dedicated moment of silence

Any host places 1st in their group

Curaçao scores a goal

Haaland scores over 3.5 goals

Messi scores a goal at 39 years old

Kylian Mbappe & Harry Kane to Score 9+ Goals Combined

Neymar plays in a match

Vuvuzela spotted in the stadium stands

A penalty shootout contains a missed winning kick (Matchball)

At least two Mohammeds (all variants) score ≥1 goal

Player tears their ACL

Unauthorized person gets on the pitch during match

gruesome leg/ankle/arm injury

Will either Bosnia and Herzegovina or Qatar advance to the next round?

Will Cristiano Ronaldo Score Atleast A Goal In Next Match Against Uzbekistan

Will any group finish with either all draws or zero draws?

Will both brothers of any pair score at this World Cup?

Foam spray is used on field to mark penalty / free kick

Cape Verde scores a goal

Will any more team(s) from Europe finish 4th in the group?

Messi to score a free kick

Team loses after leading 2-0

Penalty shootout goes 6+ rounds

Pride flag at Egypt v Iran match

Austria Pays Its Debt to Algeria? (Austria loses or draws with Algeria AND both teams qualify. Inspired by the 1982 “Disgrace of Gijón”)

Vorzinha concedes a goal by Argentina player in regular play

This World Cup Market reaches 500 traders

Short Fuse: The Netherlands - Morocco ends in penalties

Panenka penalty to be scored

Spain scores 3 or more goals against Austria [Short Fuse]

Flash Market: No goals in 2nd half stoppage time today (July 3 - last three Rd of 32 games)

Paraguay is playing undeniably the Haramball tonight

Trump still alive at end of final match

Trump attends match

Ronaldo to cry at the world cup

Player is complaining about the Trionda ball / blames it for the losing

Messi is top Argentinian goal-scorer

Fan hospitalized for heat related illness

Player scores 8+ goals

Players cleat falls off their foot

Emmanuel Macron attends match

South American team reaches semi-final

Champion is unbeaten

Gianni Infantino travels more than 50K miles during the tournament by airplane

Any host nation in quarter final

VAR to overturn at least 20 decisions

Golden Glove Winner wears Senda, Rinat, RG, Voit or Adidas brand glove

Champion is a first place group stage winner

No red cards issued in the Final match

The Golden Boot winner to score 8+ goals

2+ European countries reach top 4

Ronaldo gets in referee face

Over 289.5 total goals scored*

A team scores 4 goals in a knockout round game

Single top goalscorer in tournament (not tied)

Another match day ending in all draws (regular time)

Player gets a straight red card in Round of 16

Crowd jump registers on local seismic sensor

Penalty shootout goes 7+ rounds

Mexicans mess with England team before match in the any way (fireworks, beeping, delays)

Penalty shootout to decide a quarter-final match

Overall penalty conversion rate to be 66.67% or higher ( all penalties no matter when)

Team wins by exactly two goals (Rof16)

France becomes finalist

The Golden Ball is awarded to a player from tournament winner

Players from any other league outscore PL players in the tournament

Mbappe doing the dictator point

Own goal is scored (Rof16)

Over 14.5 own goals scored

Any match is 0-0 going into penalty shootouts

The ballon d’or is awarded to a player from World Cup winner

A fully southern hemisphere team (Australia, NZ, South Africa, Uruguay or Argentina) makes semi finals.

Over 1.5 matches end with a penalty shoot-out (Rof16)

Trump kicks or holds a soccer ball at any time during tournament

Any country ranked outside FIFA Top 10 to reach semifinals (as of 6/11)

Player with 9 or more assists

In quarterfinals, the alphabetically earlier country wins more games

Visible debris thrown during corner kick attempt

Lead (or tied lead) goal scorer is on the team that wins the World Cup

More goals scored in 3rd Place Match than in the Final (excluding penalty shootouts)

20+ penalty goals

First team to lead goes through in 24+ knockout matches? (penalties count)

More own goals than red cards in tourney

Elon Musk attends match

Coaches of both teams in final match are wearing suits

In round of 16, the alphabetically earlier country wins more games

USA to reach the Quarter-finals or further

Total goals in the tournament to exceed 300

Messi scores a goal in penalty shootout

Penalty shootout to decide semi-final match

An even number of games go to a shootout

Flipping Coinflips – Do teams shooting first win more penalty shootouts?

Messi gets a yellow card

Someone escorted off field shirtless

Messi scores a goal in every match Argentina plays in

Both teams in final have red on their flag

Messi scores on every game he plays

Golden Boot Winner wears Nike branded cleats

Ronaldo scores a non-penalty kick goal (Rof16)

Spain goes further than France

Laser pointer on goalie during match

Unofficial drone is reported flying over a stadium

Goal scored within 1st minute

Last penalty shoot-out kick of tournament is missed/saved

VAR overturns second yellow card

US goes further than Mexico

Final is a rematch of a previous World Cup

Winning team has a foreign manager

2 UEFA teams in final

Trump acts innapropriate with trophy at final

World Cup winner won at least 2 games by shootout

3 continents reach semifinals

Betting scandal reported

Team captain gets red card

Youngest player of the tournament scores a goal

Haaland scores on every game he plays

France, Mexico, and Argentina all make it to the quarter finals

Any one of Harry Kane, Kylian Mbappe, or Erling Haaland to score a hattrick

A player or their teams gets sanctioned by FIFA (i. e. a fine, an overturned result, a suspension) for a goal celebration with a political or politics-adjacent message

Total goals in the tournament to exceed 310

Panenka penalty to be bottled

Weather postponement or delay for greater than 3 hours

Over 395.5 yellow cards

Both players in this photo* play each other in a match

A penalty shootout to decide the Final match

England loses on penalties

Team particpates in 3+ penalty shoot-outs

Messi scores more goals than Mbappe

Any team scores 4 unanswered goals in a knockout stage match

Player blames an injury on poor stadium grass

Flares in stands during match in USA

Palestinian or Israeli flag on field during match

In knockouts, more teams with red cards WIN their matches

team that wins bronze has more goals across tournament than both gold and silver

The Golden Boot winner is decided by # assists

25+ people arrested at stadium

World Cup winner to never trail in a match

Golden boot & golden ball won by the same player

Final features a team that has never made it to the final before

Round of 16 Special: „My vision, my rules“ - Referee sticks to original (no) Penalty, Goal or Red Card decision after On-Field Review

Player with the heat stroke / heat related illness

Record for hottest WC match ever played broken (>101°)

An African nation to reach the Semi-finals

Game is turned around in stoppage team (one team leads at 90:00, the other team scores twice or more in stoppage time to win it)

16+ Knockout Stage Clean Sheets (0–0 after ET counts as 2)

Over 30.5 penalties scored (excludes shoot-outs)

Animal (not birdy) is on field during match

Knockout Stage (incl 3rd/4th) to match or exceed Group-Stage scoring average

16+ knockout matches to be won by 2+ goals inc. Extra Time (no Penalties)

Three straight games going to penalties

30+ penalty goals

Over 8.5 penalties missed (excludes shoot-outs)

Fans invade field during match

A host country reaches the semi-finals

Smoke bomb during match in USA

Player wearing a face mask in semi-final match

World Champion's goals > total goals of all teams out in group stage

5+ hat tricks

Freddy attends the final match

Goalkeeper attempts shot in PKs

Voodoo doll or alive chicken in stands

Champion is a first time World Cup winner

England v Mexico Match on July 5 rescheduled to a different time? (Currently scheduled 6pm local time)

Football is coming home?

King Charles attends match

Salt Bae attending a match

Ronaldo does not start

15+ cards in any match

17+ knockout matches to be won by 2+ goals - Regular time only!

Over 1.5 of the visible penis in world cup tourney (during match, on pitch)

Major security incident

Another match with 3+ red cards

Play suspended for more than 2.5 hours in a single match

Player throws captains armband

Headbutt during match

Asian player misses penalty kick

Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce attend match

Team USA fans pull off a decent Tifo

Bonnie Blue attending a match

German Freddy back on the twitter (formerly known as the x) before end of final

Any player injured in opening group match & out for rest of tournament

Any two brothers play against each other (Both must be on the pitch at the same time)

Goal scored from own half

Goalkeeper scores a non-penalty goal

Norway becomes finalist

Player arrested / detained at any time of tournament

Pulisic top Team USA goal scorer

Someone from Trump administration celebrating in locker room

Coach on camera during match smelling finger(s)

Any match is canceled or postponed

Team wins a match without making a single substitution

A team loses after scoring 3 unanswered goals

Bald person gets the red card

Player gets spat on during match

ICE makes a capture at the stadium

Olimpico goal (goal scored directly from corner kick, counts if corner taker is credited as the goalscorer by FIFA)

Player wearing oxygen mask on sideline

The fastest goal of the tournament is scored within 30 seconds

An over-enthusiastic goal celebration results in a shattered corner flag

Will any player be seen drinking gatorade during a hydration break?

Match delayed due to anti-Trump crowd chant

Asian player gets the red card

Any team gets to penalty shootout and doesn't score a goal

Player bit during match

Match delayed due to homophobic crowd chant

Trump attends 3 or more games

Team gets to final on all penalty shoot-outs in knockout rounds

Trump dancing at match

Belgium becomes finalist

Erling Haaland to win the Golden Boot

10+ goals in any match

Player walks off pitch protesting referee

Messi and Ronaldo play in the same match

Scorigami (a match ends in a score that has never happened at a World Cup; for the purpose of this answer refers only to result before extra time / shootout)

Team finishes third in group and makes it to final

Match is forfeited

Omar Artan is at a World Cup match

Freddy shown during a match broadcast

Total goals in the tournament to exceed 400

Player shits in the pants during match

Confirmed case of Ebola at the match

Fastest goal record beaten (11 seconds)

Team gets removed or disqualified

Shooting incident (non-ball) at stadium

Player drinking Liquid Death at hydration break

Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei attending a match

Player dies during World Cup

Ronaldo does jerkin move

Player suffers cardiac arrest

Players / members of team attempt to defect

German Freddy is uncovered to be the marketing stunt

FIFA officially apologizes or announces a general review of the VAR system following Germany’s disallowed goal vs Paraguay

5+ group stage winners advance with 9 points (3 wins)

Asia team reaches semi final

The Netherlands does not survive group stage

All 3 host countries win the opener

All 48 teams score at least 1 goal

Canada goes further than US

Ronaldo scores before Messi

All teams concede at least 1 goal in group stage

Team makes it to Round of 16 with zero yellow cards

Oldest player in tournament gets a yellow card

4+ Corners in Every Group Stage Match

USA plays Iran

Mohamed Salah (Egypt) scores 5+ goals during Group Stage Fixtures (Round of 64)

Team reaches the quarter-finals through draws and penalties

A group-stage match is decided by a freak "Olympico" goal scored directly from a corner

6+ teams with negative goal difference advance from the group stage

A third-placed team is eliminated with 4+ points

Any team with <3 points advances from the group stage

Ronaldo puts up the goose egg (excludes any penalty or shootout)

Will Merlin the duck correctly predict both remaining MEX group stage matches?

The Netherlands reaches half-final

Belgium plays against The Netherlands

Of 5 competing continents, Europe has highest survival % in round of 32

Short Fuse: Germany scores 3 or more goals against Paraguay

Enock Kabwende shown during broadcast

Announcer says Doctor Congo during 7/1 match broadcast

Any Trump attending BIH v USA match

Croatia gets a red card against Portugal [Short Fuse]

🇦🇷 ARG vs CPV 🇨🇻 – ARG wins both halves and scores more than three times as many goals as CPV

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dexedrine (dextroamphetamine) 5mg

5mg methamphetamine qAM PO

Increasing high quality fat and protein intake; reducing sugar, simple carbs, and grains. [this is not an aim to go into ketosis, no need to be extreme]

Magnesium threonate. 1 capsule in the morning, one before bed. Result- need one less hour of sleep!

Methylphenidate at the correct dose

Eat more complex carbohydrates (chickpea pasta, lentil pasta? - trader joes has some good lentil pasta, and goodles are a decent mac and cheese replacement).

Supplement to ensure adequate vitamin and mineral levels

Chewing nicotine gum while learning new material

Drinking 2-3 cups of coffee daily.

Chewing something like a camel. Try for real

Alpha-GPC

Cold water immersion. (Can be as simple as =>1min in shower under cold water)

modafinil 50 mg 2-3 times per week (lowish dose; could go lower for less effect)

Eat more vegetables

Eat high quality fats

Intermittent fasting with an 8-10 hour feeding window, following the same scheduled hours each day. [even if your schedule is in flux, your fasting/feeding window should remain relatively constant]

Vitamin D3 - 2000 IU daily

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