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Yoshi's voice in the English version is >50% grunts/yells/screams/etc original to the movie

Bowser is at his ordinary size (no Mini Mushroom or giant form) for at least 35 minutes of runtime

Beach bowl galaxy is featured

Released in the United States on April 3, 2026

Yoshi's voice in the English version is >50% reused audio from the games

Yoshi's voice in the English version is >50% real words

The word "delve" (or variants) is spoken

Donkey Kong physically appears and says an intelligible word

The words "sunshine" and/or "odyssey/ies" are spoken

Golden Age

Defund the police

Fuck (or variant)

Fish

Jesus Christ

Cocaine

Newscum

Third term

Massive fraud

Ghislaine

Election interference

Pussy (or variant)

World War 3 or WW3 (or any other variant)

Cock (or variant)

Shit (or variant)

Feckless

Be cool

Shithole (or variant)

Nuclear fusion

25th Amendment (or twenty fifth amendment or any other variant)

Failed state

Drake

“Sabrina” or “Carpenter”

Jew hater or Jew haters

Meth

Fifth Column (or any variation)

Divorce

Trans agenda

Penis (or variant)

Eswatini

Peace president

Moist

Delve

Republic of America

It will be based on deep learning

It will be based on neural networks

Gary Marcus will be completely unimpressed by its capabilities

At least one person directly involved in its creation will be a trillionaire

More than 10 000 human hours will be spent to make sure it does not return politically incorrect outputs

It will run on Nvidia GPUs

It will wipe out humanity after the rapid recursive self-improvement

Right before the extermination event, it will be considered by the majority of human population as a prosaic thing, e.g. “it is just matrices to predict the next word”

Right before the extermination event, at least 25% of human population will think that they are smarter than it.

Before the extermination event, it will make significant extraordinary contributions to science, technology, and human well-being.

When communicating with human words, it will use the word “delve” more often than it occurs in human texts on average

It will be created by OpenAI, Anthropic or DeepMind

It will be some advanced form of a multimodal transformer

It will run on an AI architecture which is not known as of 2024

Right before the extermination event, it will be considered by the majority of human population a superintelligence with the capabilities beyond their comprehension

Meta will try to create an open source version of it

The process of wiping out humanity will take less than 24 hours from the first signs of attempts to wipe out humanity till the last human on Earth killed

Before wiping out humanity, it will attempt some trade with humanity

Right before the extermination event, alignment will be generally considered a solved problem

By 2040

By 2030

By 2050

By 2060

By 2070

words are wind

Blackfyre

tragedy/tragedies

song of ice and fire

milk of the poppy

glass candle

prince who was promised

moon blood/moon’s blood

Tyrek

nuncle

dark wings, dark words

biscuit/biscuits

winds of winter

Trial of Seven

dagged sleeves

Alicent

Aerion

Rhaenyra

quorking

Dark Sister

radiant

fratricide

deicide

sneeze/sneezes/sneezed/sneezing

Saera

house of the dragon

hard-bitten

week/weeks/weekly

damask

Essos

Doreah

rice

turkey

joke/jokes/joked/joking

cute/cuter/cutest

crocodile(s)

anon

faceless woman

insipid

slayer of lies

there must always be a Stark in Winterfell

delve (any form)

Elmo

hello

NO

YES