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Pete Buttigieg

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Josh Hawley

Gretchen Whitmer

Marco Rubio

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Mark Kelly

KRANTZ (the abstract idea that evolves into a decentralized superintelligence, not the user)

Glenn Youngkin

J. B. Pritzker

Andy Beshear

Jon Ossoff

Ron DeSantis

Elise Stefanik

Wes Moore

Mark Cuban

Nikki Haley

Jeff Jackson

Stephen Miller

Vivek Ramaswamy

Cory Booker

Raphael Warnock

Gina Raimondo

Ro Khanna

Chris Murphy

Tammy Duckworth

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Chris Sununu

Katie Hobbs

Tim Scott

Brian Kemp

Kristi Noem

Beto O'Rourke

John Fetterman

Tom Cotton

Brian Schatz

Joni Ernst

Michael Bennet

Tammy Baldwin

Kevin Stitt

Spencer Cox

Tate Reeves

Josh Green

Tina Kotek

Ted Cruz

Joe Rogan

Jay Inslee

Deval Patrick

Eric Swalwell

Wayne Messam

Jared Polis

Kirsten Gillibrand

Julian Castro

Dean Phillips

Katie Britt

Laphonza Butler

Eric Schmitt

Mike Lee

Catherine Cortez Masto

Chris Coons

Tim Kaine

Lisa Murkowski

Ruben Gallego

Donald Trump Jr.

Erika Kirk

Kamala Harris

James Donaldson (MrBeast)

Tucker Carlson

Will Hurd

Tulsi Gabbard

Dan Crenshaw

Robert F. Kennedy Jr

Amy Klobuchar

Andrew Yang

Stephen Colbert

Stephen Curry

Markwayne Mullin

Rand Paul

Joe Manchin

Maura Healey

Ivanka Trump

David Hogg

Dwayne Johnson (The Rock)

Taylor Swift

Steven Kenneth Bonnell II (Destiny)

Matt Gaetz

Marianne Williamson

Ezra Klein

Mark Zuckerberg

Mike Pence

Jon Stewart

DUPLICATE

Eliezer Yudkowsky

Aella

Scott Alexander

Sam Altman

Zendaya

Michelle Obama

Kanye West

Mitt Romney

Sarah Palin

Ben Shapiro

Bernie Sanders

Hillary Clinton

Tim Walz

Al Gore

Elon Musk (Natural-born-citizen clause repealed/bypassed)

Me

The Jews control at least one nation's government

Imane Khelif is intersex

The P320 pistol has a design flaw allowing it to fire without pulling the trigger

Orgies by the wealthy elite as portrayed in 'Eyes Wide Shut'.

Orgies by the fucked-up poors as portrayed in "Eyes Wide Shut XXX" (2013)

The UK security services are complicit in the coverup of a significant underage sex scandal closely linked to the monarchy, taking place in the UK in the period 1975-2015

DHMO in the water supply

Dream faked the Manhunt videos

Osama bin Laden didn't act alone

Santa is rigged

That motherfucker WAS real (Tiffany Gomas was wrong the whole time)

√-1 isn't real

Smartphones listen in on private conversations

The CCP has a plan to exterminate a large number of people they consider to not be ethnically Chinese

The 1% promoted culture wars to distract from class war

Lionel Messi never played for a Real football (soccer) team

US security services use the Google Play Store as an attack vector for android devices

Atrazine works as an endocrine-disrupting chemical (EDC), converting testosterone to estrogen in the bodies of frogs leading to homosexual proclivities.

ASI will converge on agreeing (90%+ credence) that the Self-Indication Assumption is true.

The Church and elites deliberately suppressed and distorted the more Gnostic message of Jesus Christ.

Joe/Hunter Biden took bribe to protect Burisma from investigation

Groundhog Day is rigged

That stock trading AI supposedly built by @SteveSokolowski is actually part of an elaborate scam

Ticketmaster is in cahoots with organized scalpers

Annie Altman's abuse claims

Major deaths, terror, and tragedy events are routinely hoaxes per Miles Mathis.

Gamergate was right

Dead Internet theory

Some answers in this market are psyops to discredit all the others

The NBA rigs the draft lottery

The CCP is directly supporting drug cartel activity in the West

Germany has a well-prepared plan (in 2024-) to start mass producing nuclear weapons in <6 months (in case things go bad geopolitically)

Tiffany Gomas is not the same person as the TMINR lady in the video. She is a PSYOP for Barstool.

Trump committed sex offenses against minors on Epstein Island

An adversary is intentionally causing hysteria over drone incidents to force the US/UK's hand into revealing their anti-drone tech

@strutheo is @notrickspringfield

There are devices which have been used to alter the electric network frequency of a country in the Middle East to leave more identifiable traces in recorded video and audio clips

John McAfee didn't kill himself

At least 3 of the members elected to the French lower house of Parliament in 2024 are Russian agents

The Obamas have a loveless marriage, kept together for optics only

Bielefeld does not exist, but another city with the same name in the same place does

Smart devices are almost always listening to your private conversations

This one makes me feel evil, so I ROT13'd it, use ROT13 to decode if you want to keep me company in Hell: Ybh Truevt'f ergverzrag jnf npghnyyl na ZYO-znaqngrq fhfcrafvba

Eliezer wrote The Erogamer

The US/UK/French security services are sinking Russian ships in response to attacks on undersea cables and other hybrid warfare activities (since 2022)

Deepwater Horizon explosion due to sabotage

China made covid 19 in a lab

Eating your veggies is bad for your health

Rory Stewart worked for MI6

At least one UN recognised country is secretly controlled by a cabal following a religion shared by <5% of the country's population

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself

The US, UK and French security services have collectively assassinated at least 10 German citizens in Germany since 2022

Covid was a deliberate test of pandemic preparedness in view of bacteriological war between China and the US

FDR deliberately left Pearl Harbor vulnerable, in order to goad Americans into war

The article "Deliberate Errors" documenting winks connecting Apollo and Kubrick films is correct, because Kubrick played a role in filming some of the Apollo missions.

The Romance languages are not descended from Classical Latin

As of June 2025, JD Vance is secretly making plans to use future ASI to sieze power and become eternal world dictator

Shakespeare didn’t write his own plays

My dog went to live on farm that was full of other dogs that he could run with and play with and he was much happier than staying with us and peeing on the rug.

The American govt is actually a totalitarian dictatorship

Youssoufa Moukoko (soccer player) was born earlier than he claims (earlier than 2004)

The Clintons assasinated their rivals

China was not genociding Uyghurs

Michael Jordan's first NBA retirement was actually a forced suspension.

Bitcoin was created by a US three letter agency

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The U.S. military is the number one customer of Glitterex (a glitter company) but doesn't want anyone to know because it hurts their masculine image.

Many vaccines on the standard CDC childhood immunization schedule have serious negative side effects (net negative on health) for at least 5% of the population.

Aluminum cookware actually *does* cause Alzheimers.

Hellenistic scientists could derive the correct refraction law by minimizing light travel time

Marilyn Manson had a rib removed in the late 1990s

Charles Manson had a rib removed in the late 1990s

Members of US government had prior knowledge of 9/11 and let it happen

ASI will converge on agreeing (90%+ credence) that Trump/Musk model the first/second beast of Revelation.

Hellenistic science developed statistical mechanics to the point of being able to derive PV=nRT

A pharma company has a much better treatment for cancer that they are keeping secret because it would compete with their existing products

The Hellenistic civilization was aware of the existence of Azeroth

Sue Gray was a spy

Dominic Cummings was/is a Russian spy

We live in an ancestor simulation per Nick Bostrom.

Non-human intelligence affecting events on Earth is not extraterrestrial "aliens," and humans are incorrect in believing that reality consists only of the Universe.

covid-19 vaccine is net negative for health for people who are under 35, with no aggravating condition, and not obese

The 1% promoted class war to distract from culture wars

The 9/11 terror attack date is meaningfully connected to Ernest Martin's theory that Jesus was born on September 11, 3 BC rather than a coincidence.

Ogopogo and the Yeti faked their relationship (to boost CFL ratings, to increase Taylor Swift's movie sales, support Trudeau's reelection, b/c Ogopogo is PSY, etc.)

The Hawk Tuah meme is a North Korean psyop

The CIA killed JFK

Lee Harvey Oswald didn't act alone.

The hellenistic civilization was aware of the existence of the American continent

The pharma industry has a better version of Viagra that they keep secret to keep their profits up

Finno-Korean Hyperwar was real

"Geoterrorism" (weather modification for terrorism) is real as of 2024

The NFL is rigged

The New Zealand government had advance knowledge of the sinking of the Rainbow Warrior

Hellenistic science advanced meta-thermodynamics to derive 𝑄 = 𝑛𝐶Δ𝑇(1 + 𝐻⊙⋆) using the Holtzman Generator

US security services asked Microsoft to buy Skype and alter the software so they could target users more easily

Elon Musk used Starlink to rig the 2024 election

Circa 1920 civilizational collapse (c.f. "Whither Tartaria?")

Covid 19 was made in a labradoodle

A cure for cancer has already been found

Jet fuel *can* melt steel beams, but the official 9/11 narrative is sus because chemtrail chemicals cannot

South Korea has had nuclear weapons since 2023

Harold Holt murdered

Trump and Netanyahu had Charlie Kirk killed to take control of TPUSA

COVID-19 vaccine is net negative for health

Biden and/or US govt did Jan 6 (exclude trump)

The NBA rigged Shaq's free throws

Skin cancer is caused by a lack of melanin, regardless of sunlight exposure

Hellenistic scientists could derive the correct warp-induced refraction law by exceeding Warp Factor 9 under Cochrane’s Theorem

Ogopogo is real

QAnon

Exercise is bad for your health

A support network of close friendships is bad for your health

Israel killed JFK

Trump devolved the government in anticipation of 2020 election fraud and replaced Biden with an actor wearing a mask.

Shakespeare is not real - they claim he was married to Anne Hathaway but she's like only 40 or so

Allen Iverson invented A.I.

The government iodizes the water and fluoridates salt when it should be the other way around

Bitcoin was created by a 3 letter Hellenistic agency

Bush did 9/11

Airplane trails have toxic chemicals (chemtrails)

carbon dioxide isn't the main cause of global warming

Princess Diana was assassinated

QR codes are satanic

Mossad releases video and audio clips, intended to be of interest to their adversaries, which play special sounds that humans don't notice

Mossad uses Hellenistic technology borrowed from the North Sentinelese

Xi Jinping had advance knowledge of the Hawk Tuah meme

China purposely spread covid 19 having intended it to escape the lab

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce faked their relationship (to boost NFL ratings, to increase Tay's movie sales, legitimize mRNA vaccines, b/c she is a PSYOP, etc.)

Human didnt evolve from apes

Getting 8 hours of sleep is bad for your health

Tom Brady's retirement was actually an NFL mandated suspension

Hitler killed himself because the alternative was going to Argentina

Jerry Sandusky is innocent.

Skin cancer is caused by sunblock, not sunlight

Hellenistic science knew of quantum mechanics

Lee Harvey Oswald was an agent of the Hellenistic Civilization

South Sudan has had nukes since 2023

Famous Israeli agent Eisseberg was behind the sinking of the Titanic

xkcd 690: on 9/11, one of the towers was hit by a plane and the other was a controlled demolition

@HenriThunberg was paid to create the James Bond market to promote the upcoming movie

Marilyn Monroe had a rib removed in the late 1990s

Rationalussy isn't real.

Chinese people really *are* just saying the n-word.

Tupac is still alive in 2024

Bielefeld does not exist

The 2020 US presidential election was rigged/stolen

Walt Disney was cryogenically frozen, and they made the movie Frozen so that when people googled 'Walt Disney Frozen' the movie would come up first

The Mandella Effect in general is real

The Hellenistic Civilization made COVID-19 in a lab

The North Sentinelese have a non-secret aircraft carrier, they have announced it to the world loud and clear. Problem is: nobody speaks their language.

US government is harboring aliens

Monica Lewinsky was a Mossad agent

Birds aren't real

climate change isn't human caused

Effective Altruism is a scam and they just embezzle all the donations

Jeffrey Epstein is still alive

Tiger Woods is a militant separatist Tamil

The Hellenistic civilization invented USB

The North Sentinelese have a secret aircraft carrier

Hurricane Katrina caused by HAARP

Climate change isn’t real

The moon landing was fake

The CIA killed Tupac, and JFK is still alive as of 2024

You personally live in Truman Show style captivity

The Romance languages are not descended from Latin

The North Sentinelese are remnants of the Hellenistic civilization

The 9/11 terror attack was a justified false flag to secure a weapon of mass destruction (destabalizing religious text and/or supertechnology) at the tomb of Gilgamesh.

The illuminati runs the world

*All* health care is net negative for health

Michelle Obama is a man

Brazilian money is not real

Yeti is real or similar creature

Hitler didn't kill himself he went to Argentina

The earth is a dodecahedron

Skibidi Toilet is real

Q is Putin

It used to be spelled Berenstein Bears

Africa isn't real

Christiano Ronaldo never played for a Real football (soccer) team

There is no female orgasm

The North Sentinelese are concealing super-advanced technology.

The earth is flat

*All* vaccines are net negative for health

End of the world in 2012

Earth is hollow

Justin Trudeau is actually Black and has been wearing "whiteface" all along.

Finland isn't real

Australia isn't real.

5G will kill all vaccinated people once the towers are switched on

Nuclear weapons have never existed

Flossing is bad for your health

Brushing your teeth is bad for your health

HIV doesn’t cause AIDS

Taylor Swift and Mary Berg are the same person

The Epcot sphere was built by aliens as some sort of energy device powering the rat empire.

Other

PianoVision

Quantum Odyssey

The Farmer Was Replaced

Treasure Cove

Math blasters

Brain Age

Dance Dance Revolution

Turing Complete

Rocksmith

NandGame

Scale of the universe

SHENZHEN I/O

Zoombinis

https://www.geogridgame.com/

Mahjong

runescape

Poly Bridge

Victoria II

Universal Paperclips [Invalid, already played]

Frog Fractions

Antbuster [Invalid, already played]

Spore [Invalid, already played]

Geoguessr [Invalid, already played]

A Slower Speed of Light [Invalid, already played]

Scrandle

Epistory

The Forgotten City

ANTE

Europa Universalis IV

Silicon Zeroes

Factorio [Invalid, already played]

Magic the Gathering [Invalid, already played]

Zendo

Jahooma's logic box

Civilization VI [Invalid, already played]

Murder, she bet

Terraforming Mars [Invalid, already played]

Captain of Industry

Hackmud

Cool Math Games [Invalid, not a game]

Duo Lingo [Invalid, not a game]

Democracy 3

Plague Inc: Evolved

Age of Empires II [Invalid, already played]

Airport CEO

Kerbal Space Program [Invalid, already played]

Chess [Invalid, already played]

Cellcraft [Invalid, already played]

Imperivm: Great Battles of Rome

Pharaoh

Untrusted

Cinco Paus

We Become What We Behold

Sine Rider

http://robozzle.com/

https://logicbox.jahooma.com/

https://lab.quantumflytrap.com/

The Battle of Polytopia

https://microcorruption.com/

Poker [Invalid, already played]

YES

YES

human steps on moon again

trump is impeached by either house OR senate

trump dies

grok 6 release date

Bitcoin reaches 180K usd or more

Earthquake magnitude 8.5 or higher somewhere in the world

Tom Scott's 'this video' reaches 80M views on Youtube

polymarket or kalshi release a credit/debit card

Netanyahu out as PM of israel

Chat GPT 6 releases to the general userbase

playstation 6 announced

manifold launches real money trading

trump bombs / invades / attacks mexican territory

putin or zelensky lose power

windows 12 announcement is made

Saw XI Releases in USA

polymarket or kalshi ipo

haunted chocolatier release date known

GenoSamuel releases Chris Chan History #86

israel opens an embassy in syria, OR announces it will

alan greenspan passes away

stripe ipo happens

apple announces a touchscreen laptop

noam chomsky passes away

onepieceexplained reaches 15k subs on youtube

commercial airline hijacked

discord IPO happens

Kier Starmer out

EOD Boxing Day - Dec 26

spacex IPO happens

undersea cables reported cut around taiwan

Bitcoin reaches 150K usd or more

English Wikipedia reaches 7.2M ARTICLES or more

EOD Thanksgiving - Nov 27

new super smash bros game announced (NOT A REMAKE)

Earthquake magnitude 8.0 or higher somewhere in the world

openai loses another board member, or sam altman no longer ceo

Ukraine and Russia announce any ceasefire

Cy Young award winner announced

Bitcoin reaches 130K usd or more

ozempic/wegovy/glp-1 pill approved by the fda

Last game of the MLB World Series ends

EOD Halloween - Oct 31

Imu face reveal in One Piece manga

another trump assassination attempt

nobel peace prize winner announced

Patriot Games ending day

EOD Lief Erikson Day - Oct 9

Legally Blonde 3 release date announced

manifold raises more money

tropico 7 releases

fable (2026) releases

Ark Survival Evolved 2 releases

Twitter releases a Peer to Peer payment system to free or premium users

twitter/x releases x mail to some users

iphone fold release date known

Bitcoin reaches 125K usd or more

yoko ono passes away

apple announces a smart ring

Prong.Studio releases a 3rd product (not an accessory or part for an existing one)

First game of the MLB World Series starts

new iphone releases (in the USA)

Third dune movie officially announced

fourth Knives Out movie announced

beyonce releases an album

drake releases an album

playboi carti releases an album

Patriot Games starting day

Hades 3 announced (game)

the first Solar eclipse of the year

coup in an african country

the start of Amazon Prime Day(s)

First Apple Event of the year

Manifest 2026 starts

fifa world cup - last game ends

marijuana rescheduled as a drug in the USA

Spacex launches 100th rocket in one year

EOD Fourth of July - Jul 4

the second Atlantic hurricane of the season

the second Pacific hurricane of the season

Spacex launches 75th rocket of the year

Taylor swift gets married

the first Atlantic hurricane of the season

the first Pacific hurricane of the season

EOD Cinco De Mayo - May 5

trump removes a cabinet member

Israel and Hamas announce another temporary ceasefire OR permanent ceasefire OR conflict otherwise ends

Spacex launches 50th rocket of the year

grok 5 release date

llama 5 release date

Last day of the NFL draft

someone reaches 100k traders on the creator leaderboard

First Nintendo direct of the year

the first Lunar eclipse of the year

Spacex launches 25th rocket of the year

EOD Fat Tuesday/Mardi Gras

artemis II mission launches

EOD Ides of March - Mar 15

nioh 3 releases in the usa (game)

USA Government has a shutdown

Nioh 3 releases

grok 5 releases

100th spacex launch of the year

Manifest 2026 happens

SpaceX IPOs

twitter x mail releases

Coyote vs Acme releases

taylor swift married

Earthquake magnitude 7.8 or higher somewhere in the world

Imu face reveal in One Piece

Twitter/x releases a Peer to Peer payment system to free or premium users

alan greenspan passes away

stripe ipo happens

New record breaking price for a Magic the Gathering card ($3M)

GenoSamuel releases Chris Chan History #86

Lego releases a record breaking set with the most pieces (bigger than Lego Art World Map)

discord IPOs

2h0m0s marathon barrier officially broken

Chat GPT 6 releases

Grand Theft Auto 6 releases

Legally Blonde 3 release date announced

trump removes a cabinet member

israel opens an embassy in syria, OR announces it will

noam chomsky passes away

windows 12 announcement is made

Any nuclear explosion happens (test, bomb, etc)

Next Game of Thrones novel release date announced (Winds of Winter)

ukraine and russia announce a ceasefire

new apple iphone releases

Twitter gets a new CEO

Bitcoin BTC reaches $150K USD or more

grok 6 releases

Saw XI Releases in USA

Tom Scott's 'this video hax X views' video reaches 80M views

trump is impeached by either house OR senate

A commercial airline hijacking

Ark Survival Evolved 2 releases

Haunted Chocolatier releases

after 2054

2028

2030

2034

2038

2046

2054

2026

YES

YES

NO

NO