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The Jews control at least one nation's government

Orgies by the wealthy elite as portrayed in 'Eyes Wide Shut'.

The P320 pistol has a design flaw allowing it to fire without pulling the trigger

Imane Khelif is intersex

Orgies by the fucked-up poors as portrayed in "Eyes Wide Shut XXX" (2013)

Dream faked the Manhunt videos

DHMO in the water supply

Osama bin Laden didn't act alone

The 1% promoted culture wars to distract from class war

That motherfucker WAS real (Tiffany Gomas was wrong the whole time)

Ticketmaster is in cahoots with organized scalpers

√-1 isn't real

Smartphones listen in on private conversations

US security services use the Google Play Store as an attack vector for android devices

Santa is rigged

The UK security services are complicit in the coverup of a significant underage sex scandal closely linked to the monarchy, taking place in the UK in the period 1975-2015

Lionel Messi never played for a Real football (soccer) team

Atrazine works as an endocrine-disrupting chemical (EDC), converting testosterone to estrogen in the bodies of frogs leading to homosexual proclivities.

ASI will converge on agreeing (90%+ credence) that the Self-Indication Assumption is true.

Smart devices are almost always listening to your private conversations

Joe/Hunter Biden took bribe to protect Burisma from investigation

Annie Altman's abuse claims

The NBA rigs the draft lottery

That stock trading AI supposedly built by @SteveSokolowski is actually part of an elaborate scam

Major deaths, terror, and tragedy events are routinely hoaxes per Miles Mathis.

The CCP has a plan to exterminate a large number of people they consider to not be ethnically Chinese

Trump committed sex offenses against minors on Epstein Island

Gamergate was right

Dead Internet theory

Groundhog Day is rigged

Some answers in this market are psyops to discredit all the others

The CCP is directly supporting drug cartel activity in the West

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself

Tiffany Gomas is not the same person as the TMINR lady in the video. She is a PSYOP for Barstool.

John McAfee didn't kill himself

An adversary is intentionally causing hysteria over drone incidents to force the US/UK's hand into revealing their anti-drone tech

@strutheo is @notrickspringfield

There are devices which have been used to alter the electric network frequency of a country in the Middle East to leave more identifiable traces in recorded video and audio clips

The U.S. military is the number one customer of Glitterex (a glitter company) but doesn't want anyone to know because it hurts their masculine image.

Germany has a well-prepared plan (in 2024-) to start mass producing nuclear weapons in <6 months (in case things go bad geopolitically)

At least 3 of the members elected to the French lower house of Parliament in 2024 are Russian agents

The Obamas have a loveless marriage, kept together for optics only

Bielefeld does not exist, but another city with the same name in the same place does

This one makes me feel evil, so I ROT13'd it, use ROT13 to decode if you want to keep me company in Hell: Ybh Truevt'f ergverzrag jnf npghnyyl na ZYO-znaqngrq fhfcrafvba

Eliezer wrote The Erogamer

The US/UK/French security services are sinking Russian ships in response to attacks on undersea cables and other hybrid warfare activities (since 2022)

Deepwater Horizon explosion due to sabotage

China made covid 19 in a lab

Rory Stewart worked for MI6

At least one UN recognised country is secretly controlled by a cabal following a religion shared by <5% of the country's population

The US, UK and French security services have collectively assassinated at least 10 German citizens in Germany since 2022

Michael Jordan's first NBA retirement was actually a forced suspension.

Eating your veggies is bad for your health

Covid was a deliberate test of pandemic preparedness in view of bacteriological war between China and the US

FDR deliberately left Pearl Harbor vulnerable, in order to goad Americans into war

The article "Deliberate Errors" documenting winks connecting Apollo and Kubrick films is correct, because Kubrick played a role in filming some of the Apollo missions.

The Romance languages are not descended from Classical Latin

The Church and elites deliberately suppressed and distorted the more Gnostic message of Jesus Christ.

Shakespeare didn’t write his own plays

The American govt is actually a totalitarian dictatorship

Youssoufa Moukoko (soccer player) was born earlier than he claims (earlier than 2004)

The Clintons assasinated their rivals

China was not genociding Uyghurs

A pharma company has a much better treatment for cancer that they are keeping secret because it would compete with their existing products

Bitcoin was created by a US three letter agency

My dog went to live on farm that was full of other dogs that he could run with and play with and he was much happier than staying with us and peeing on the rug.

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Many vaccines on the standard CDC childhood immunization schedule have serious negative side effects (net negative on health) for at least 5% of the population.

Aluminum cookware actually *does* cause Alzheimers.

Hellenistic scientists could derive the correct refraction law by minimizing light travel time

The CIA killed JFK

Marilyn Manson had a rib removed in the late 1990s

Lee Harvey Oswald didn't act alone.

Members of US government had prior knowledge of 9/11 and let it happen

ASI will converge on agreeing (90%+ credence) that Trump/Musk model the first/second beast of Revelation.

Non-human intelligence affecting events on Earth is not extraterrestrial "aliens," and humans are incorrect in believing that reality consists only of the Universe.

Hellenistic science developed statistical mechanics to the point of being able to derive PV=nRT

The Hellenistic civilization was aware of the existence of Azeroth

Sue Gray was a spy

Dominic Cummings was/is a Russian spy

We live in an ancestor simulation per Nick Bostrom.

A cure for cancer has already been found

covid-19 vaccine is net negative for health for people who are under 35, with no aggravating condition, and not obese

The 1% promoted class war to distract from culture wars

As of June 2025, JD Vance is secretly making plans to use future ASI to sieze power and become eternal world dictator

The 9/11 terror attack date is meaningfully connected to Ernest Martin's theory that Jesus was born on September 11, 3 BC rather than a coincidence.

Ogopogo and the Yeti faked their relationship (to boost CFL ratings, to increase Taylor Swift's movie sales, support Trudeau's reelection, b/c Ogopogo is PSY, etc.)

The Hawk Tuah meme is a North Korean psyop

The hellenistic civilization was aware of the existence of the American continent

The pharma industry has a better version of Viagra that they keep secret to keep their profits up

Finno-Korean Hyperwar was real

Bush did 9/11

"Geoterrorism" (weather modification for terrorism) is real as of 2024

Israel killed JFK

The New Zealand government had advance knowledge of the sinking of the Rainbow Warrior

Hellenistic science advanced meta-thermodynamics to derive 𝑄 = 𝑛𝐶Δ𝑇(1 + 𝐻⊙⋆) using the Holtzman Generator

US security services asked Microsoft to buy Skype and alter the software so they could target users more easily

Elon Musk used Starlink to rig the 2024 election

Circa 1920 civilizational collapse (c.f. "Whither Tartaria?")

Covid 19 was made in a labradoodle

Trump and Netanyahu had Charlie Kirk killed to take control of TPUSA

Biden and/or US govt did Jan 6 (exclude trump)

The NBA rigged Shaq's free throws

Jet fuel *can* melt steel beams, but the official 9/11 narrative is sus because chemtrail chemicals cannot

The NFL is rigged

South Korea has had nuclear weapons since 2023

Harold Holt murdered

COVID-19 vaccine is net negative for health

Skin cancer is caused by a lack of melanin, regardless of sunlight exposure

Hellenistic scientists could derive the correct warp-induced refraction law by exceeding Warp Factor 9 under Cochrane’s Theorem

Ogopogo is real

QAnon

Princess Diana was assassinated

A support network of close friendships is bad for your health

Trump devolved the government in anticipation of 2020 election fraud and replaced Biden with an actor wearing a mask.

Shakespeare is not real - they claim he was married to Anne Hathaway but she's like only 40 or so

Human didnt evolve from apes

Exercise is bad for your health

Bitcoin was created by a 3 letter Hellenistic agency

Airplane trails have toxic chemicals (chemtrails)

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce faked their relationship (to boost NFL ratings, to increase Tay's movie sales, legitimize mRNA vaccines, b/c she is a PSYOP, etc.)

carbon dioxide isn't the main cause of global warming

Allen Iverson invented A.I.

The government iodizes the water and fluoridates salt when it should be the other way around

QR codes are satanic

Mossad releases video and audio clips, intended to be of interest to their adversaries, which play special sounds that humans don't notice

Mossad uses Hellenistic technology borrowed from the North Sentinelese

Xi Jinping had advance knowledge of the Hawk Tuah meme

China purposely spread covid 19 having intended it to escape the lab

Charles Manson had a rib removed in the late 1990s

Getting 8 hours of sleep is bad for your health

Tom Brady's retirement was actually an NFL mandated suspension

Hitler killed himself because the alternative was going to Argentina

Jerry Sandusky is innocent.

Skin cancer is caused by sunblock, not sunlight

Hellenistic science knew of quantum mechanics

Lee Harvey Oswald was an agent of the Hellenistic Civilization

South Sudan has had nukes since 2023

Famous Israeli agent Eisseberg was behind the sinking of the Titanic

xkcd 690: on 9/11, one of the towers was hit by a plane and the other was a controlled demolition

@HenriThunberg was paid to create the James Bond market to promote the upcoming movie

Marilyn Monroe had a rib removed in the late 1990s

Rationalussy isn't real.

Chinese people really *are* just saying the n-word.

Tupac is still alive in 2024

Bielefeld does not exist

The 2020 US presidential election was rigged/stolen

Walt Disney was cryogenically frozen, and they made the movie Frozen so that when people googled 'Walt Disney Frozen' the movie would come up first

The Mandella Effect in general is real

The Hellenistic Civilization made COVID-19 in a lab

The North Sentinelese have a non-secret aircraft carrier, they have announced it to the world loud and clear. Problem is: nobody speaks their language.

US government is harboring aliens

Monica Lewinsky was a Mossad agent

Birds aren't real

climate change isn't human caused

Effective Altruism is a scam and they just embezzle all the donations

Jeffrey Epstein is still alive

Tiger Woods is a militant separatist Tamil

The North Sentinelese have a secret aircraft carrier

Hurricane Katrina caused by HAARP

Climate change isn’t real

The moon landing was fake

The CIA killed Tupac, and JFK is still alive as of 2024

You personally live in Truman Show style captivity

The Romance languages are not descended from Latin

The 9/11 terror attack was a justified false flag to secure a weapon of mass destruction (destabalizing religious text and/or supertechnology) at the tomb of Gilgamesh.

The illuminati runs the world

*All* health care is net negative for health

Michelle Obama is a man

Brazilian money is not real

The Hellenistic civilization invented USB

The North Sentinelese are remnants of the Hellenistic civilization

Yeti is real or similar creature

Hitler didn't kill himself he went to Argentina

The earth is a dodecahedron

Skibidi Toilet is real

Q is Putin

It used to be spelled Berenstein Bears

Africa isn't real

Christiano Ronaldo never played for a Real football (soccer) team

There is no female orgasm

The North Sentinelese are concealing super-advanced technology.

The earth is flat

*All* vaccines are net negative for health

End of the world in 2012

Earth is hollow

Justin Trudeau is actually Black and has been wearing "whiteface" all along.

Finland isn't real

Australia isn't real.

5G will kill all vaccinated people once the towers are switched on

Nuclear weapons have never existed

Flossing is bad for your health

Brushing your teeth is bad for your health

HIV doesn’t cause AIDS

Taylor Swift and Mary Berg are the same person

The Epcot sphere was built by aliens as some sort of energy device powering the rat empire.

Officials Say

With Biden

Trump Wins

Court Orders

Found dead

Texas Fire

Civil war

Olympic Gold

Climate Change

Bird Flu

Supreme Court

Trade War

Southern Border

Border Crisis

Artificial Intelligence

Landmark Decision

Second Term

Inflation down

federal reserve

Officials Insist

Tension Builds

Vows to

Drone Strike

Trump Ordered

A.I. Legislation

Earthquake Kills

Former President

New report

Death Toll

at Odds

European Union

Talks Between

declares war

Assassination Attempt

AI Czar

Keir Starmer

National Emergency

On record

Lawmakers Move

Tipping Point

Summer Olympic Games

Fake news

Impeachment Inquiry

Takes Gold

Chemical weapon

Officials Worry

First Ever

threat to democracy

Trump guilty

Cancer cure

nuclear weapon

market crashes

In Historic Decision

Hoping To

Officials Declare

Officials Deny

Alleged genocide

Highest Ever

Strikes continue

Ceasefire Agreement

Republicans Lose

Third attempt

nuclear bomb

Kremlin Says

court allows

Nuclear war

General Condemns

Joins NATO

Swift Becomes

Musk donates

Tempers Flare

Dalai Lama

Homelessness ban

Generation Alpha

Haley announces

In Setback

Double Knockout

Supreme Court, 9-0

Most Ever

Trump Convicted

Take Home

Leaves NATO

trump’s assassin

Olympic Debut

Carter Dead

Talks Begin

Presidential library

Revolutionary Song

Artificial General Intelligence

69 billion

Harris Wins

"French Fries"

Biden Announces

Occult hand

Effective Altruism

Sudden Death

Demands Justice

TikToker Found

Feared dead following

Apocalypse imminent

Biden Wins

Florida Man

Trump Dead

Holy hell

Putin Dead

Biden Dead

owo what's this

I Like Ike

Astral Codex Ten

Manifold Markets

Ghost Trees

Williamson Wins

Africa Toto

General Condoms

Dewey Defeats Truman

En passant forced

Titanic 2 Sinks

skibidi toilet

never gonna give you up

Rationalussy Cult

English

Other

Modern Standard Arabic

Mandarin Chinese

Hindi

Spanish

French

Swahili

Indonesian

Esperanto

Urdu

Bengali

Russian

Portugese

German

Japanese

Farsi

Turkish

Noise-canceling headphones (e.g. Bose Quietcomfort 45)

Rice Cooker

Sleep mask

Password manager software

Subscription to Waking Up App

Stand/sit desk

E-reader (e.g. Amazon Kindle Paperwhite)

Memory foam pillow

Loop Earplugs

Bidet Attachment

Earplugs

Open-ear bone-conducting headset (e.g. Shockz OpenRun Pro).

Adhesive/temporary blackout shades

Air fryer

Noise-cancelling earbuds (e.g. Bose QuietComfort Ultra or AirPods Pro)

Instant Pot

CO2 Monitor

Ergonomic mouse

External monitor

High-lumen LED lighting

French press

$249 donation to a charity of your choice

Ergonomic keyboard

Side sleeper pillow

Running shoes

Under-desk treadmill

Cordless Vacuum Cleaner

Robot vacuum cleaner

Memory-foam mattress topper

Cast Iron Skillet

Bamboo linen sheets and pillowcases

Melatonin for sleep

Mattress topper

Ferritin supplements

Continuous glucose monitor

Instant glucose tests (finger-prick)

Back massage tool (e.g. Back Buddy)

Weighted blanket

Smart lights for bedroom

Waterpik

Nasal strips

Expedition 33 wins 3+ awards

Someone uses a Japanese honorific while speaking English

A Nintendo game wins Best Family Game

Someone says "AI", "artificial intelligence", or "ChatGPT"

Appearance by an A-list actor (A-list status judged by Claude)

Upcoming Half-Life game or related rumors/hype are mentioned at all, even jokingly

A winner keeps talking for 15+ seconds after their end music starts

Geoff Keighly is wearing a tie

Someone says "fuck" or derivatives

Someone references the "please wrap it up" incident

The show is better than average (judged by Manifold poll)

Geoff audibly coughs or clears throat 3+ times

Expedition 33 wins 6+ awards

Anyone speaks a full sentence in French

A new Nintendo Switch or Nintendo Switch 2 exclusive game is announced

Technical difficulties stall show or break livestream for >30 seconds

Steam deck "2" information and/or Steam Machine Price Points

A Muppet insults Geoff

A Nintendo (NCL) or Nintendo of America employee appears in-person

Someone references the Sid the Science Kid meme

KCD 2 wins 1+ awards

Gabe Newell appears in-person

Geoff trips

Someone references the Reformed Orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton incident

None by 2035

USA 🇺🇸

China 🇨🇳

EU - French reactor

Other

EU - UK reactor

Bad Bunny

Shakira

Taylor Swift

CGT union officially joins and supports the movement

Over 40 simultaneous protest locations on September 10, 2025

Over 500 arrests nationwide on September 10, 2025

FO union officially joins and supports the movement

At least 6 oil refineries or fuel depots blockaded simultaneously

Over 20% of gas stations face fuel shortages during the movement

RATP closes 5+ metro lines for a full day

CFDT union officially joins and supports the movement

Solidaires union officially joins and supports the movement

UNEF calls for university blockades nationwide

Over 10 universities blocked on a single day

Government invokes Article 49.3 on a budget bill amid the movement

National Assembly dissolved and snap legislative elections called

Conseil d'Etat suspends a protest-related policing measure

French government announces major budget policy change in response to this movement

An RN representative supports the movement

A cabinet minister resigns citing the protests

SNCF rail traffic falls below 20% of normal on at least one day during the movement

President announces a national referendum proposal in response to the movement

A curfew is imposed in at least one department

The movement will last more than 2 months (100,000 people manifesting nationwide after November 10)

A state of emergency is declared in response to the movement

Macron resigns due to the protests

International solidarity protests in over 10 foreign cities

Over 100,000 people participate in protests in Paris on September 10, 2025

Over 500,000 people protest nationwide on September 10, 2025

Over 200 injured nationwide on September 10, 2025

High Noon

The Gold Rush

Sophie's Choice

Goodfellas

The French Connection

Pulp Fiction

The Last Picture Show

Do The Right Thing

Blade Runner

Yankee Doodle Dandy

Toy Story

Ben-Hur

The General

On The Waterfront

It's a Wonderful Life

Chinatown

The Grapes of Wrath

ET the Extra Terrestrial

To Kill a Mockingbird

Mr Smith Goes to Washington

Double Indemnity

The Maltese Falcon

Godfather Part II

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (original animated)

Annie Hall

Bridge on the River Kwai

The Best Years of our Lives

Treasure of the Sierra Madre

The Sound of Music

King Kong (original)

Bonnie and Clyde

Midnight Cowboy

The Philadelphia Story

Shane

It Happened One Night

A Streetcar Named Desier

Rear Window

Intolerance

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

West Side Story

Taxi Driver

The Deer Hunter

M*A*S*H*

North by Northwest

Jaws

Rocky

Nashville

Duck Soup

Sullivan's Travels

American Graffiti

Cabaret

Network

The African Queen

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf

Unforgiven

Tootsie

A Clockwork Orange

Saving Private Ryan

The Shawshank Redemption

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Silence of the Lambs

In the Heat of the Night

Forrest Gump

All the President's Men

Modern Times

The Wild Bunch

The Apartment

Spartacus

Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans

Titanic

Easy Rider

A Night at the Opera

Platoon

12 Angry Men

Bringing Up Baby

The Sixth Sense

Swing Tie

Raging Bull

Singin in the Rain

Vertigo

City Lights

The Searchers

Psycho

2001 A Space Odyssey

Sunset Boulevard

The Graduate

Dr Strangelove

Some Like it Hot

Schindler's List

The Wizard of Oz

Apocalypse Now

Star Wars

All About Eve

Lawrence of Arabia

Gone with the Wind

Casablanca

The Godfather

French

German

Italian

British

Other

2027-07-01 to 2027-12-31

2027-01-01 to 2027-06-30

No translation is published before 2028

2026-01-01 to 2026-06-30

2026-07-01 to 2026-12-31

No appropiate study will be found before the time limit

No significant differences

Other

Slicked back

Crew cut

French Crop

Undercut

Buzz cut

Broccoli haircut

Curtains