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Any cause that would have resulted in a successful cryopreservation if I had been signed up for cryonics. (N/A if I was signed up.)

Cardiovascular disease

A heart attack

Any cause that could reasonably be blamed on my poor long-term diet choices.

By very slow decay

Cancer

heat death of universe

A stroke

Any accident that was my fault.

A car accident

Suicide

Murder

A nuclear bomb

Any cause that would have been prevented if I were wearing a helmet at the time. (N/A if I was wearing a helmet.)

Freezing

Any cause due to wearing a helmet (N/A if wasn't wearing a helmet)

Drowning

Slipping on icy steps

A plane crash

A shooting

A shark attack

A fire

Heat stroke

Hit by truck and splatter all over a Piggly Wiggly

death by snu snu

Tuberculosis

By high ordeal

By common trial

Kevin - Imperial Jerusalemite Order

Matt - Serbian Order

Olly - Burgandy

Malte - Lower Bavaria / Holy Roman Emperor

Mark - Denmark

Sheb - Tuscany

Michael - Alessandria

Pete - Schröders Bank

Callum - Prussia

Tom - Farmers Mutual

Javi - Paderborn

NO

YES

YES

NO