Decompose it into infinite spheres, then a few parts per sphere, rotate the spheres by arccos(1/3), unite them and you will find 2 chilis (Banach-Tarski)
Put the chili in a taco
Tip every user who bet YES on this option 69 Mana while preparing the chili
Assume the chili is not in the interval [0,1], square it for more chili, if it is in (0,1), take the square root, else (equals 0 or 1) add 1 to it.
Use sourdough instead of yeast
Make the chili "bigly"
Make the chili great again
Make the chili the bestest, bigliest chili in the land
Trumpify the chili
Vote for the chili
Turn the chili into a metaphor (NOT a simile) for the best moment of your life
Make it edible and throw it in
Make the chili "big league"
Season with your heart
Get your friends to help you make a batch ten times the size, but add a Pepper X (2.7M Scoville heat units) to the mixture
Assume the chili is in the interval [0,1], take the square root for less chili, if it is not in (0,1), square it, else (equals 0 or 1) subtract 1 from it.
Assume the chili is continuous. Then find an antiderivative of the chili.
Reboot the chili
Translate the chili
Replace a local church's communion with the chili (you can choose whether it replaces the bread or the wine)
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Put pure resiniferatoxin in it (16 billion scoville heat units)
Add a teaspoon of powdered thorium (chemical symbol Th)
Commit armed robbery against the chili for its mana. (the chili's account is @EliezerYudkowsky)
Take the square root of the chili
Deport the chili
Forgo the concept of chili
AI-generate the chili
Add a different temperature to the current one
Use the chili as ink to write in DONALD J TRUMP down the ballot
Add SpaghettiOs
Make Chidi's chili from The Good Place (add peeps and M&Ms)
