Kick News

At Least 4 Favored Teams Lose

Punt or Kick Return Touchdown

Safety Scored

A Starting QB gets a likely Season Ending Injury

Player Records at least 2 Interceptions in a Game

Quarterback throws at least 4 Touchdowns in a game

Quarterback gets benched in the middle of a game

For each letter of the alphabet, at least one touchdown is scored by a player that has that letter in their first or last name

Any team scores 24+ points before halftime

A QB has at least 2 turnovers and at least 4 TDs (including passing)

A QB has at least 3 turnovers and at least 3 TDs (including passing)

Any team scores 40+ points

Scorigami

Pick Six

35% or higher Kick Return rate

Any 400 yard passer

At least one missed kicking extra point attempt

2 Point Conversions convert at 50% or higher for the Week

A 1pm ET game is still going when a 4:25pm ET game starts

Any player scores 3 TDs in a game (non-passing)

For each game, take the GCD of both teams' scores. Is the result for any game at least 8?

4th and Goal from the 1 (or inches) stopped

Shutout

Overtime

Team change in top 5 Super Bowl favorites from previous Wednesday to Wednesday after the weeks games

Will a championship belt change teams?*

AFC or NFC Offensive Player of the Week is a Running Back

All Starting Rookie QBs lose

All Starting Rookie QBs win

Game Winning Drive starting in the last 2 Minutes

Any Double Digit Underdog Wins

Fake Punt

Taylor Swift in Attendance to Any Game

Score as time expires in the 4th Quarter/OT

Any player throws for more than 350 yards and loses

A player gets an Octopus

MVP Favorite Changes by Wednesday (Josh Allen)

Highest Scoring Game of the Season (so far)*

Fat Guy Touchdown*

A lateral more than a yard past the line of scrimmage (non-last play of the game)

Bird teams finish with a better record than Cat teams (Win %)

A prime number of total missed field goals + extra points

A 4th and 11+ is converted*

California Teams (Chargers, Rams, 49ers) finish the week with a better record than New York State teams (Bills, Jets, Giants)

At least 5 QBs throw for 300+ yards

Largest FG made is from 57+ yards out

Hip Drop Tackle penalty called during any game

3 Missed FGs or Extra Points (from both teams combined) in a Game

A WR has 1,700+ receiving yards

A player catches 9+ interceptions

A QB is sacked 50+ times

A QB wins MVP

A QB wins (offensive) ROTY

A team wins 14+ games in the regular season

Super Bowl winning team has the same starting QB in Week 1 as in the Super Bowl

Rookie WR with the highest receiving yards is not Harrison Jr, Nabers, or Odunze

5 Teams finish with positive Rush EPA in the regular season

Regular Season MVP plays for the team that drafted them

A running back wins OPOY

The NFL dissolves before 2050

A team scores over 70 points in any single game

An octopus* is scored in Week 1

10+ games ending in Scorigami (9 last season)

Travis Kelce proposes to Taylor Swift on a Chief's game day

A special teams touchdown will be scored during the playoffs

A rookie wins MVP

A rookie wins OPOY

A rookie wins DPOY

A veteran in their first season with a new team wins MVP

Super Bowl is a rematch (KC vs SF)

A QB passes for 5,000+ yards

A player gets 18+ sacks

New kick return rules result in 50%+ of kickoffs being returned (2023: 22%)

Team goes 17-0

Team goes 0-17

Quintuple jump landed in figure skating competition

15+ balls juggled successfully

Shot put thrown >24.00 meters

110+ mph fastball thrown in professional baseball game

Stone skipped 89+ times

Quintuple corkscrew landed in tricking

>60 kilometers cycled in one hour

90+ yard field goal kicked in American football

100 meter dash completed in <9.00 seconds

YES

35% or higher Kick Return rate

At least one missed kicking extra point attempt

Any team scores 24+ points before halftime

Largest FG made is from 57+ yards out

Score as time expires in the 4th Quarter/OT

Taylor Swift in Attendance to Any Game

At Least 4 Favored Teams Lose

Quarterback throws at least 4 Touchdowns in a game

Any team scores 40+ points

Pick Six

Overtime

Safety Scored

California Teams (Chargers, Rams, 49ers) finish the week with a better record than New York State teams (Bills, Jets, Giants)

At least 5 QBs throw for 300+ yards

Game Winning Drive starting in the last 2 Minutes

AFC or NFC Offensive Player of the Week is a Running Back

Player Records at least 2 Interceptions in a Game

For each letter of the alphabet, at least one touchdown is scored by a player that has that letter in their first or last name

Any player throws for more than 350 yards and loses

A QB has at least 3 turnovers and at least 3 TDs (including passing)

Bird teams finish with a better record than Cat teams (Win %)

Team change in top 5 Super Bowl favorites from previous Wednesday to Wednesday after the weeks games

2 Point Conversions convert at 50% or higher for the Week

Will a championship belt change teams?*

A 4th and 11+ is converted*

Any player scores 3 TDs in a game (non-passing)

For each game, take the GCD of both teams' scores. Is the result for any game at least 8?

4th and Goal from the 1 (or inches) stopped

Punt or Kick Return Touchdown

A prime number of total missed field goals + extra points

A 1pm ET game is still going when a 4:25pm ET game starts

The player with the most passing yards wears a prime number

Fake Punt

A player gets an Octopus

MVP Favorite Changes by Wednesday (Josh Allen)

Fat Guy Touchdown*

All Starting Rookie QBs lose

3 Missed FGs or Extra Points (from both teams combined) in a Game

A QB has at least 2 turnovers and at least 4 TDs (including passing)

A lateral more than a yard past the line of scrimmage (non-last play of the game)

Quarterback gets benched in the middle of a game

Shutout

Any Double Digit Underdog Wins

A Starting QB gets a likely Season Ending Injury

Any 400 yard passer

Scorigami

All Starting Rookie QBs win

Hip Drop Tackle penalty called during any game

NO

YES

NO

NO

YES

YES

Shutdown (funding lapses Dec 12–13)

Next deadline in December 2026

Next deadline in January 2027

Next deadline in February or March 2027