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god bless the united states of america

Melania

Make America Great Again

Never Felt Better In My Life

My Country

MAGA! Please, MAGA!

Biden

Rosebud

Elon / Elon Musk

I'm not dying!

Kamala

Inflation

mars

The doctors tell me I'm dying better than anyone has ever died before. Tremendous dying. The best.

The Grim Reaper just called me. Terrific guy. Says he's never seen someone fight death so strongly. Very impressed.

go birds

I know more about the afterlife than anyone. Heaven is already calling me saying 'Sir, we've never seen poll numbers like yours up here.

Hey, make sure that my name appears in the history books as a great person

Karoline, make something up. Something very big

"my white plume ..."

Covfede

Polymarket

My legacy, it was the best legacy, it had never been done before

Vriska did nothing wrong

rationalussy

This Isn't Even My Final Form!

I guess I exercised too much

Joe Biden still survives

NO