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Make America Great Again

Melania

My Country

My legacy, it was the best legacy, it had never been done before

I'm not dying!

MAGA! Please, MAGA!

god bless the united states of america

Never Felt Better In My Life

mars

The Grim Reaper just called me. Terrific guy. Says he's never seen someone fight death so strongly. Very impressed.

"God forgive me"

Rosebud

The doctors tell me I'm dying better than anyone has ever died before. Tremendous dying. The best.

Hey, make sure that my name appears in the history books as a great person

Karoline, make something up. Something very big

Biden

Kamala

Inflation

Polymarket

Vriska did nothing wrong

go birds

rationalussy

Elon / Elon Musk

I know more about the afterlife than anyone. Heaven is already calling me saying 'Sir, we've never seen poll numbers like yours up here.

This Isn't Even My Final Form!

I guess I exercised too much

Joe Biden still survives

"my white plume ..."

We love Elon. Folks, we love him.

NO

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