Publicity Department News

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RFK Jr. gets cabinet position or position in any public health department

J6er pardoned

Sports team invited to the white house

A member of Congress is censured or expelled

Mass Deportations

The democrats take control of the house of representatives

Any vaccines banned for any group of people

A major insider trading scandal linked to the US executive branch

Prohibiting or restricting transgender care for adults

Trump is impeached

Joe Exotic is released from prison

350 million people or more die, according to expert estimates

US punitive expedition in Mexico

Drone strike in Mexico by US

AGI achieved

Starlink satellites damaged by US adversary

Nuclear weapon detonation

100k humanoid robots manufactured

Significant Rogue AI Incident

China invades Taiwan

It ends with JD Vance becoming president

Coup attempt in the United States

Any part of Greenland becomes de facto US territory (excludes military bases)

A human walks on the Moon

Room temperature superconductor discovered

Flag desecration prohibition passed

Elon Musk is arrested for treason

US military intervention on Canadian territory

Supreme Court packing

The Senate eliminates the filibuster

Donald Trump reelected President

Tulsi Gabbard is arrested for treason

Eagles three-peat

22nd amendment repealed or interpreted to only apply to consecutive terms

Largest solar flare since Carrington Event

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YES

YES

YES

NO

YES

Abolish the department, converting all expenditures into grants to state departments of education and removing all federal control over how the money is spent.

Abolish the department, transferring everything it does to other parts of the federal government.

Abolish the department, converting all its expenditures into a federal voucher program, with the money going to whatever form of education the parents prefer, including a public school if they choose to send their child there.

Other

Remove the secretary from the cabinet, relabel things a bit, leaving the power and flow of money essentially the same.

Abolish the department and all its programs and expenditures.

NO