Pylon News

Teams are a rematch of a previous super bowl

Tom Brady is at the game

Team will be scoreless for a quarter

Winning team has more total yards

Super Bowl MVP is a quarterback

First play from scrimmage is a rush

Player goes into the blue tent

National anthem is over 2 minutes

Player crying during national anthem

Super Bowl is won by a bird team

Any player scores 7+ points individually

Player spikes ball during a touchdown celebration

Failed 4th down attempt

Head coach throws a challenge flag

Last play is 'victory formation'

Both teams make 33 yard or longer field goal

Ruling on the field gets overturned by review

Player gets carted off the field

Broadcast uses video from pylon camera

Winning team has more passing yards

Player with prime jersey number scores a touchdown

Team that scores last wins the game

Score is tied again after 0-0

First turnover is an interception

Holding call in 4th quarter

First score is a touchdown

Any player scores 2+ touchdowns

A player catches the ball with one hand

An administrative timeout is taken

All quarters have points scored (no 0-0 quarters)

Winning margin is 10+ points

WM Phoenix Open winning score under par is higher than Super Bowl kicking points

Injury timeout is taken

Both teams complete their first pass attempt

Head coach or player throws something on sideline in frustration

2 point conversion attempted

Gatorade shower color is yellow/green

50+ yard field goal is made

Coin toss is 'heads'

Coin toss is 'tails'

Team scores in all 4 quarters (same team)

Team scores in last 30 seconds of either half

Trick play results in positive yardage

Super Bowl MVP threw an interception or fumbled during the game

Final combined total of QB pass completions is odd

Either quarterback has 2+ interceptions

Jersey number of last touchdown scorer is even

Player knocks non-player over on the sideline

Announcer says "goat"

Successful 2-point conversion

Play with one or more attempted laterals occurs

Both teams have a 4th quarter lead

Onside kick attempt

Kick is missed

Penalty for 'roughing the passer' is given

First score is a field goal

Illegal use of hands to the face penalty given

Any player has a 60+ yard reception

Player flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct

Team scores in the last 30 seconds of the game

Both teams score in 1st quarter

No penalty called in last 5 minutes of the game

[1st half total score] > [2nd half total score]

[Total score] > [Longest field goal made]

Player retires immediately after game

First drive of game is a '3 and out'

Team leading at halftime loses

Winning team has more turnovers

50+ yard return

Backup QB gets put in the game

Announcer says "tush push"

Quarterback runs in for a touchdown

Unauthorized person gets on the field of play

Player shown eating a snack on the sideline

Team has 5+ sacks

Kicker is iced

Announcer says "stud"

No penalties in the 4th quarter

Streaker (fully or partially nude on field)

Rules analyst disagrees with a decision a ref made

Any current or former US president is directly referenced by announcer

Final score is the same as the final score of a previous Super Bowl

Unauthorized person touches midfield logo

A player's jersey gets torn

Opening kickoff result is a touchback

Score is tied at half-time

Chains used to measure first down 1+ times

Any player successfully hurdles a defender

Any QB throws for 400 or more yards in the game

Tush Push touchdown is made

Player gets ejected from the game

Live animal enters the field of play

Current or former US President in attendance

Points scored in the first 90 seconds

Taylor Swift is at the game

Altercation occurs between a player and a coach

A player listed over 260 lbs scores a touchdown

Pick 6 occurs

First touchdown celebration includes acrobatics

Kick is successfully blocked

Special teams touchdown

No rushing touchdowns scored

At least one team has 0 points at halftime

There is a doink

Game goes to OT

[LX total score] > [LIX total score]

Puppy Bowl 2026 MVP shares a first or last name with the SB MVP

Successful 'hail mary' pass is made

QB catches a pass from any player

A safety is scored

Team wins by exactly one point

Final score is scorigami

Any player to score an octopus

Stadium blackout occurs

Super Bowl MVP not from winning team

Announcer says “hawk-eye”

Team is a first time super bowl winner

Wild Card team makes the Super Bowl

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