Pylon News

Failed 4th down attempt

Teams are a rematch of a previous super bowl

Current or former US President in attendance

First turnover is an interception

Team will be scoreless for a quarter

Player spikes ball during a touchdown celebration

Player crying during national anthem

Both teams make 33 yard or longer field goal

Score is tied again after 0-0

Super Bowl MVP is a quarterback

Winning team has more passing yards

Any player scores 7+ points individually

Tom Brady is at the game

Winning team has more total yards

Kick is missed

Head coach throws a challenge flag

Announcer says "tush push"

Taylor Swift is at the game

Coin toss is 'heads'

Coin toss is 'tails'

National anthem is over 2 minutes

Gatorade shower color is yellow/green

Player flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct

A player's jersey gets torn

Player shown eating a snack on the sideline

Head coach or player throws something on sideline in frustration

Quarterback runs in for a touchdown

50+ yard field goal is made

Team scores in last 30 seconds of either half

A player catches the ball with one hand

An administrative timeout is taken

First score is a touchdown

Team that scores last wins the game

First play from scrimmage is a rush

Jersey number of last touchdown scorer is even

Illegal use of hands to the face penalty given

Final score is the same as the final score of a previous Super Bowl

[LX total score] > [LIX total score]

Player goes into the blue tent

Broadcast uses video from pylon camera

No penalties in the 4th quarter

Ruling on the field gets overturned by review

Trick play results in positive yardage

Player with prime jersey number scores a touchdown

All quarters have points scored (no 0-0 quarters)

Super Bowl MVP threw an interception or fumbled during the game

No penalty called in last 5 minutes of the game

Rules analyst disagrees with a decision a ref made

Any current or former US president is directly referenced by announcer

Penalty for 'roughing the passer' is given

Holding call in 4th quarter

Chains used to measure first down 1+ times

WM Phoenix Open winning score under par is higher than Super Bowl kicking points

Player knocks non-player over on the sideline

Winning team has more turnovers

First score is a field goal

Team scores in all 4 quarters (same team)

Winning margin is 10+ points

Both teams complete their first pass attempt

A player listed over 260 lbs scores a touchdown

Any player scores 2+ touchdowns

Puppy Bowl 2026 MVP shares a first or last name with the SB MVP

Last play is 'victory formation'

Unauthorized person gets on the field of play

Player gets carted off the field

Player retires immediately after game

Backup QB gets put in the game

Team has 5+ sacks

Kicker is iced

2 point conversion attempted

At least one team has 0 points at halftime

Both teams have a 4th quarter lead

Super Bowl is won by a bird team

There is a doink

Team is a first time super bowl winner

Successful 2-point conversion

First drive of game is a '3 and out'

Team leading at halftime loses

Streaker (fully or partially nude on field)

Play with one or more attempted laterals occurs

Score is tied at half-time

Any player has a 60+ yard reception

Player gets ejected from the game

Successful 'hail mary' pass is made

QB catches a pass from any player

Team scores in the last 30 seconds of the game

Final score is scorigami

Onside kick attempt

Any QB throws for 400 or more yards in the game

Stadium blackout occurs

Pick 6 occurs

Kick is successfully blocked

Any player to score an octopus

Special teams touchdown

Game goes to OT

A safety is scored

Points scored in the first 90 seconds

Altercation occurs between a player and a coach

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