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The Jews control at least one nation's government

The P320 pistol has a design flaw allowing it to fire without pulling the trigger

Imane Khelif is intersex

Dream faked the Manhunt videos

Orgies by the fucked-up poors as portrayed in "Eyes Wide Shut XXX" (2013)

Orgies by the wealthy elite as portrayed in 'Eyes Wide Shut'.

DHMO in the water supply

The UK security services are complicit in the coverup of a significant underage sex scandal closely linked to the monarchy, taking place in the UK in the period 1975-2015

Osama bin Laden didn't act alone

Santa is rigged

That motherfucker WAS real (Tiffany Gomas was wrong the whole time)

√-1 isn't real

Smartphones listen in on private conversations

The 1% promoted culture wars to distract from class war

Some answers in this market are psyops to discredit all the others

US security services use the Google Play Store as an attack vector for android devices

Joe/Hunter Biden took bribe to protect Burisma from investigation

Trump committed sex offenses against minors on Epstein Island

Lionel Messi never played for a Real football (soccer) team

The CCP has a plan to exterminate a large number of people they consider to not be ethnically Chinese

Groundhog Day is rigged

ASI will converge on agreeing (90%+ credence) that the Self-Indication Assumption is true.

That stock trading AI supposedly built by @SteveSokolowski is actually part of an elaborate scam

Ticketmaster is in cahoots with organized scalpers

Dead Internet theory

Some answers in this market are bought NO because they are true

The CCP is directly supporting drug cartel activity in the West

Atrazine works as an endocrine-disrupting chemical (EDC), converting testosterone to estrogen in the bodies of frogs leading to homosexual proclivities.

There are devices which have been used to alter the electric network frequency of a country in the Middle East to leave more identifiable traces in recorded video and audio clips

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself

Smart devices are almost always listening to your private conversations

Gamergate was right

Tiffany Gomas is not the same person as the TMINR lady in the video. She is a PSYOP for Barstool.

Annie Altman's abuse claims

The Romance languages are not descended from Classical Latin

John McAfee didn't kill himself

The Clintons assasinated their rivals

Germany has a well-prepared plan (in 2024-) to start mass producing nuclear weapons in <6 months (in case things go bad geopolitically)

At least 3 of the members elected to the French lower house of Parliament in 2024 are Russian agents

The Church and elites deliberately suppressed and distorted the more Gnostic message of Jesus Christ.

An adversary is intentionally causing hysteria over drone incidents to force the US/UK's hand into revealing their anti-drone tech

The NBA rigs the draft lottery

The Obamas have a loveless marriage, kept together for optics only

Youssoufa Moukoko (soccer player) was born earlier than he claims (earlier than 2004)

FDR deliberately left Pearl Harbor vulnerable, in order to goad Americans into war

China made covid 19 in a lab

Bitcoin was created by a US three letter agency

This one makes me feel evil, so I ROT13'd it, use ROT13 to decode if you want to keep me company in Hell: Ybh Truevt'f ergverzrag jnf npghnyyl na ZYO-znaqngrq fhfcrafvba

Eliezer wrote The Erogamer

The US/UK/French security services are sinking Russian ships in response to attacks on undersea cables and other hybrid warfare activities (since 2022)

Deepwater Horizon explosion due to sabotage

Major deaths, terror, and tragedy events are routinely hoaxes per Miles Mathis.

Rory Stewart worked for MI6

At least one UN recognised country is secretly controlled by a cabal following a religion shared by <5% of the country's population

Trump and Netanyahu had Charlie Kirk killed to take control of TPUSA

My dog went to live on farm that was full of other dogs that he could run with and play with and he was much happier than staying with us and peeing on the rug.

Eating your veggies is bad for your health

Bielefeld does not exist, but another city with the same name in the same place does

The article "Deliberate Errors" documenting winks connecting Apollo and Kubrick films is correct, because Kubrick played a role in filming some of the Apollo missions.

Airplane trails have toxic chemicals (chemtrails)

The hellenistic civilization was aware of the existence of the American continent

As of June 2025, JD Vance is secretly making plans to use future ASI to sieze power and become eternal world dictator

Lee Harvey Oswald didn't act alone.

The US, UK and French security services have collectively assassinated at least 10 German citizens in Germany since 2022

@strutheo is @notrickspringfield

Covid was a deliberate test of pandemic preparedness in view of bacteriological war between China and the US

Charles Manson had a rib removed in the late 1990s

Michael Jordan's first NBA retirement was actually a forced suspension.

The U.S. military is the number one customer of Glitterex (a glitter company) but doesn't want anyone to know because it hurts their masculine image.

Hellenistic science developed statistical mechanics to the point of being able to derive PV=nRT

The New Zealand government had advance knowledge of the sinking of the Rainbow Warrior

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The American govt is actually a totalitarian dictatorship

Members of US government had prior knowledge of 9/11 and let it happen

Aluminum cookware actually *does* cause Alzheimers.

A pharma company has a much better treatment for cancer that they are keeping secret because it would compete with their existing products

Hellenistic scientists could derive the correct refraction law by minimizing light travel time

Marilyn Manson had a rib removed in the late 1990s

China was not genociding Uyghurs

Jeffrey Epstein is still alive

The 1% promoted class war to distract from culture wars

The CIA killed JFK

Non-human intelligence affecting events on Earth is not extraterrestrial "aliens," and humans are incorrect in believing that reality consists only of the Universe.

The Hellenistic civilization was aware of the existence of Azeroth

Sue Gray was a spy

Dominic Cummings was/is a Russian spy

We live in an ancestor simulation per Nick Bostrom.

COVID-19 vaccine is net negative for health

A cure for cancer has already been found

covid-19 vaccine is net negative for health for people who are under 35, with no aggravating condition, and not obese

The 9/11 terror attack date is meaningfully connected to Ernest Martin's theory that Jesus was born on September 11, 3 BC rather than a coincidence.

Ogopogo and the Yeti faked their relationship (to boost CFL ratings, to increase Taylor Swift's movie sales, support Trudeau's reelection, b/c Ogopogo is PSY, etc.)

The Hawk Tuah meme is a North Korean psyop

US security services asked Microsoft to buy Skype and alter the software so they could target users more easily

Finno-Korean Hyperwar was real

Covid 19 was made in a labradoodle

"Geoterrorism" (weather modification for terrorism) is real as of 2024

Princess Diana was assassinated

The NFL is rigged

Hellenistic science advanced meta-thermodynamics to derive 𝑄 = 𝑛𝐶Δ𝑇(1 + 𝐻⊙⋆) using the Holtzman Generator

Harold Holt murdered

ASI will converge on agreeing (90%+ credence) that Trump/Musk model the first/second beast of Revelation.

Bush did 9/11

Jet fuel *can* melt steel beams, but the official 9/11 narrative is sus because chemtrail chemicals cannot

Many vaccines on the standard CDC childhood immunization schedule have serious negative side effects (net negative on health) for at least 5% of the population.

Bitcoin was created by a 3 letter Hellenistic agency

South Korea has had nuclear weapons since 2023

Biden and/or US govt did Jan 6 (exclude trump)

Shakespeare didn’t write his own plays

The NBA rigged Shaq's free throws

You personally live in Truman Show style captivity

Tom Brady's retirement was actually an NFL mandated suspension

Israel killed JFK

Hellenistic scientists could derive the correct warp-induced refraction law by exceeding Warp Factor 9 under Cochrane’s Theorem

Circa 1920 civilizational collapse (c.f. "Whither Tartaria?")

Epstein was alive as of Jan 2026, but dead in the meantime since his "suicide"

The 2020 US presidential election was rigged/stolen

Ogopogo is real

QAnon

Exercise is bad for your health

A support network of close friendships is bad for your health

Skin cancer is caused by a lack of melanin, regardless of sunlight exposure

Elon Musk used Starlink to rig the 2024 election

Shakespeare is not real - they claim he was married to Anne Hathaway but she's like only 40 or so

carbon dioxide isn't the main cause of global warming

Allen Iverson invented A.I.

The government iodizes the water and fluoridates salt when it should be the other way around

The Mandella Effect in general is real

Chinese people really *are* just saying the n-word.

Hellenistic science knew of quantum mechanics

Mossad releases video and audio clips, intended to be of interest to their adversaries, which play special sounds that humans don't notice

The pharma industry has a better version of Viagra that they keep secret to keep their profits up

Epstein was still alive as of Jan 2026

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce faked their relationship (to boost NFL ratings, to increase Tay's movie sales, legitimize mRNA vaccines, b/c she is a PSYOP, etc.)

Effective Altruism is a scam and they just embezzle all the donations

QR codes are satanic

The Hellenistic civilization invented USB

Mossad uses Hellenistic technology borrowed from the North Sentinelese

Xi Jinping had advance knowledge of the Hawk Tuah meme

Trump devolved the government in anticipation of 2020 election fraud and replaced Biden with an actor wearing a mask.

China purposely spread covid 19 having intended it to escape the lab

Human didnt evolve from apes

Getting 8 hours of sleep is bad for your health

Hitler killed himself because the alternative was going to Argentina

Jerry Sandusky is innocent.

Skin cancer is caused by sunblock, not sunlight

Lee Harvey Oswald was an agent of the Hellenistic Civilization

South Sudan has had nukes since 2023

Famous Israeli agent Eisseberg was behind the sinking of the Titanic

xkcd 690: on 9/11, one of the towers was hit by a plane and the other was a controlled demolition

@HenriThunberg was paid to create the James Bond market to promote the upcoming movie

Marilyn Monroe had a rib removed in the late 1990s

Rationalussy isn't real.

US government is harboring aliens

Tupac is still alive in 2024

Bielefeld does not exist

Walt Disney was cryogenically frozen, and they made the movie Frozen so that when people googled 'Walt Disney Frozen' the movie would come up first

The Hellenistic Civilization made COVID-19 in a lab

The North Sentinelese have a secret aircraft carrier

The North Sentinelese have a non-secret aircraft carrier, they have announced it to the world loud and clear. Problem is: nobody speaks their language.

The illuminati runs the world

Monica Lewinsky was a Mossad agent

Birds aren't real

climate change isn't human caused

Tiger Woods is a militant separatist Tamil

Hurricane Katrina caused by HAARP

Climate change isn’t real

The moon landing was fake

The CIA killed Tupac, and JFK is still alive as of 2024

The Romance languages are not descended from Latin

The North Sentinelese are remnants of the Hellenistic civilization

The 9/11 terror attack was a justified false flag to secure a weapon of mass destruction (destabalizing religious text and/or supertechnology) at the tomb of Gilgamesh.

Hitler didn't kill himself he went to Argentina

*All* health care is net negative for health

Q is Putin

Michelle Obama is a man

Brazilian money is not real

Yeti is real or similar creature

The earth is a dodecahedron

Skibidi Toilet is real

Earth is hollow

It used to be spelled Berenstein Bears

Nuclear weapons have never existed

Africa isn't real

Flossing is bad for your health

HIV doesn’t cause AIDS

Christiano Ronaldo never played for a Real football (soccer) team

There is no female orgasm

The North Sentinelese are concealing super-advanced technology.

The earth is flat

*All* vaccines are net negative for health

End of the world in 2012

Justin Trudeau is actually Black and has been wearing "whiteface" all along.

Finland isn't real

Australia isn't real.

5G will kill all vaccinated people once the towers are switched on

Brushing your teeth is bad for your health

Taylor Swift and Mary Berg are the same person

The Epcot sphere was built by aliens as some sort of energy device powering the rat empire.

Oklahoma City Thunder

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Los Angeles Lakers

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Houston Rockets

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Milwaukee Bucks

Philadelphia 76ers

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Washington Wizards

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Orlando Magic

Golden State Warriors

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New York Knicks

Utah Jazz

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Brooklyn Nets

Charlotte Hornets

Chicago Bulls

Detroit Pistons

Los Angeles Clippers

Memphis Grizzlies

Miami Heat

Minnesota Timberwolves

New Orleans Pelicans

Philadelphia 76ers

Phoenix Suns

Portland Trail Blazers

Sacramento Kings

Einstein

Newton

Maxwell

Someone who solves quantum gravity

Richard P. Feynman

Pauli

Schrödinger

Fermi

Dirac

Heisenberg

Planck

Boltzmann

@121

Bohr

Bose

Someone to cause a paradigm shift in understanding the physics of experience

Lorentz

Someone with high achievement in experimental physics

Poincaré

Tycho Brahe

Johannes Kepler

Someone who convincingly replaces quantum mechanics with a better framework

Stephen Hawking

Demokritos (sp)

Shen Kuo

Ibn al-Haytham

Ernst Mach

Heisenburger

Archimedes

Oklahoma City Thunder

New York Knicks

San Antonio Spurs

Boston Celtics

Denver Nuggets

Memphis Grizzlies

Houston Rockets

Milwaukee Bucks

Los Angeles Lakers

Cleveland Cavaliers

Minnesota Timberwolves

Phoenix Suns

Dallas Mavericks

Los Angeles Clippers

Toronto Raptors

Brooklyn Nets

Portland Trail Blazers

Indiana Pacers

Orlando Magic

Detroit Pistons

Golden State Warriors

Philadelphia 76ers

Miami Heat

New Orleans Pelicans

Sacramento Kings

Atlanta Hawks

Chicago Bulls

Utah Jazz

Washington Wizards

Charlotte Hornets

Dyson swarm

Other

Dyson sphere

YES

Oklahoma City Thunder

San Antonio Spurs

Boston Celtics

Los Angeles Lakers

Denver Nuggets

Milwaukee Bucks

Phoenix Suns

Golden State Warriors

Philadelphia 76ers

Dallas Mavericks

Los Angeles Clippers

Miami Heat

Memphis Grizzlies

Cleveland Cavaliers

New Orleans Pelicans

Sacramento Kings

New York Knicks

Atlanta Hawks

Minnesota Timberwolves

Toronto Raptors

Brooklyn Nets

Portland Trail Blazers

Chicago Bulls

Indiana Pacers

Utah Jazz

Washington Wizards

Orlando Magic

Houston Rockets

Detroit Pistons

Charlotte Hornets

CTBC Brothers

Rakuten Monkeys

Uni-President Lions

TSG Hawks

Wei Chuan Dragons

Forrest

Connor

Eli

CTBC Brothers

Uni-President Lions

Rakuten Monkeys

Wei Chuan Dragons

Fubon Guardians

Hawken and Forrest