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YES

Flat tire

Hitch a lift

Ride through a thunderstorm

fall off the bike

Make use of the WarmShowers network

Exceed a speed of 35mph

Have sex while on tour

Cycle >65 miles in one day

Learn interesting lore from a local in at least one place you pass through

Get sunburnt

Be chased by a dog

Receive a gift from someone you meet along the way [not including social gestures, see comments]

Someone you meet irl invites you to stay at their home (including camping on their property)

Encounter snow (via active precipitation OR unmelted on side of road)

rained on

Broken spoke

Encounter road closure

See a snake

someone honks at you (from a car, while on your bicycle)

Someone shouts encouragement from a vehicle

See a cat with 3+ kittens

Notice a custom license plate that you find funny

Eat more than 5,000 kcals in a single day

Try a new food and love it!

make it all the way to the Atlantic with at least 90% of the distance covered by bike/foot

Someone shouts verbal abuse from a vehicle

experience temperatures above 100°F (38°C)

Meet an online friend IRL

End the trip at a lower weight than you started (<65kg)

Try a new food and hate it!

Make it to the end without any further broken spokes

Poop somewhere that isn’t a toilet or portapotty

Three or more flat tires

Cycle >110 miles in one day

Cry

Meet a manifold user IRL (who I haven't met before)

Have animals access your food while camping

get invited to someone's church

Broken chain

Something that is not the whole bike gets stolen (wheel, lights, money, phone, etc)

3 people you meet join Manifold to participate in this market

End the trip at a higher weight than you started (>65kg)

Observe, divert route or delay because of a tornado

Divert or delay route due to wildfire and/or poor air quality due to smoke

See a bear

Someone you meet joins Manifold to bet on this market and is still active on the site (betting 3+ days/week) when all options resolve

10 or more flat tires (current running total: 5)

Get rash from poison oak or poison ivy

Get ill enough that you skip a day.

Get pulled over / stopped by police [while on bicycle]

Have bike stolen

Be hit by an automobile

Someone asks if you know Prince Harry

I visit Times Square

A friend from [city] comes to NYC and I see them

I explore the High Line

At least 20 people I don't know bet on non-meta propositions on this market

I attend an OBNYC meetup

I visit the New York Public Library

I visit the Empire State Building

I see a Broadway show

I visit the Statue of Liberty

I am at least moderately homesick

I meet someone I've met before at [company]

I see a rat (rattus norvegicus)

I eat a new york bagel

At least 50 people I don't know bet on non-meta propositions on this market

I explore Central Park

I really like the city

I gain the desire to move to NYC

I see a horse

I visit the Met

I visit the MoMA

I gain a romantic interest

I cry at some point

I get a good intuition for what a Kan extension is

I start using at least one "New York ism" in my regular speech

I lose 5 lbs

I visit the Guggenheim Museum

I visit the American Museum of Natural History

At least 100 people I don't know bet on non-meta propositions on this market

I kiss someone

I witness a man arguing passionately with no one

I meet someone I think is smarter than anyone I have ever met before

I hail a cab

I wish I had spent more time doing tourist-y things

Someone signs up primarily to bet in this market

I see at least 4 protests

I resolve a proposition in this market incorrectly

I eat at least 10 meals of plain white rice

My opinion of the United States changes significantly in valence

I eat a bagel with lox and cream cheese from Russ & Daughters

I gain at least 5lbs of weight

I eat something from a street cart that costs less than $5

I attend a pride parade

I play chess in a park

I actively participate in or actively attend a political rally or political protest

I explore Coney Island

I hail a cab in a way that could plausibly be mistaken for a nazi salute

I hear someone say "I'm walkin' here!" unironically

I regret making this market

I witness a violent crime

Other

BDSM

Power couple

"Fun while it lasted"

Me + *Her*

Keynesian beauty contest

Spinning rapidly in opposite directions

Polyamory

Monogamy

Relationship Futarchy

Human + Robot

Enemies to Lovers

Co-conspirators

Philosophically incompatible

Conjoined twinks

Horizontal gene transfer

borgie

Relationship Anarchy

Platonic

Wild Lovers

Friends with Benefits

Relationship constitutional republic: people in it have systemically different levels of power and decision-making influence

Forever alone

Glucose guardian/splenda spender/sugar daddy

Hobbesian

Hive / Swarm / Superorganism

Traditional marriage of two cis straight White Christian vanilla people where the man "leads" and is 0-4 years older than the woman, with 2.5 kids (not counting any LGBTQIA+ ones) and a McMansion with 2.5 SUVs/trucks

Universal love

merged consciousness

Rationalussy

Vespertine

liking/reacting to even their most meaningless posts and comments on social media and prediction markets

Matriarchy

Labor Union

Socratic

One with an IPO (Intimate Partnership Offer)

Just being one helluva slut

Beard

Paradixical

Friends with Detriments

NP-complete

The Apprentice

Hell's Kitchen

Stockholm Syndrome

London Syndrome

Financial Domination

The Price is Right

Crows

Single by choice (except it's other people's choice)

Budget horse

assortative

Hubris quest

Fiends with benefits

Envenomation

Polygamy

Polyandry

Ethical Non-Monogamy

Unethical Non-Monogamy

Celibacy

Aromanticism

Solo poly

Open relationship

Polyfidelity

What's a "relationship"?

Reflexive

Symmetric

Transitive

Metamour

Socially enforced monogamy

Unreciprocated love

Asexual romance

Abusive

"This is my emotional support Ex"

FWB

Enemies-To-Lovers

Codependent

Transference

Monogamish

Voyeuristic

Love triangle

Romantic Mutual Suicide

Mutuals

Animalistic

Human + AI

parasocial

Polycule

Cuckold

Throuple

Boyce-Codd normal form

Aristotelian

Partners in crime, like Caroline Ellison and Sam Bankman-Fried

I like big butts and I cannot lie

I like big butts and I cannot tell the truth, how will you escape our dungeon

YES

United States

Poland

Finland

United Kingdom

Estonia

Latvia

Montenegro

Netherlands

Greece

Germany

Sweden

Denmark

France

Lithuania

Bulgaria

Romania

Albania

Czechia

Turkey

Italy

Spain

Slovenia

YES

YES

NO

YES

Juan Soto

Pete Alonso

Francisco Lindor

Brandon Nimmo