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call someone retarded through text or speech

Take control of the army National Guard of a state (not just announcement)

A literal red line on the ground/floor

complete 50% of project 2025 as reported by project2025.observer

Initiates low intensity conflict with Venezuela

Weaponize Federal Procurement: Launch a DOJ criminal investigation into Fed Chair Powell’s $2.5B renovation probity, while simultaneously accepting $400M in private corporate donations for the White House 'State Ballroom'.

Not pardon SBF

repeal or reform the dietary guidelines

request and successfully redraw 1 or more state districts

Stays alive

explicitly conditions FEMA aid to a blue state on unrelated ideological issue

complete 66% of project 2025 as reported by project2025.observer

Causes Tina Peters' early release

Says 6 7 (or variant)

pass 500 or more executive orders

intervenes to stop a federal criminal investigation into a high ranking republican

put his name on a ship in the navy

new blockade of a country

Eliminate the two-person train crew safety regulations (DoT request from Project 2025)

refuse to accept results of 2026 midterms in at least one state

have any governmental officials visit Taiwan formally or informally

sends USA troops to enter Mexico without permission

forcibly shuts down a windmill farm power plant or revokes permits etc

declare war and send troops to aggressively enter any new country

request and successfully redraw 2 or more state districts

Pardon himself

Pardons a private citizen for an act in opposition to an anti-trump protest

complete 75% of project 2025 as reported by project2025.observer

request and successfully redraw 3 or more state districts

sells 100 square miles or more of federal property to private owners or other countries

File lawsuit against a congressperson

resume buying oil from Russia

Pardons an officer for a crime committed on the job enforcing immigration laws

Dep

call for twitter / x to ban account of a democrat politician

have the DOJ "classify educators and public librarians" who discuss "transgender ideology" with minors as "sex offenders." as per project 2025

Revoke ten or more citizenships

Trump will pardon those involved before the sentencing - medical fraud schemes

ten or more protestors killed during term

Postpone the elections due to emergency

Remove tax exempt status from one or more universities

Privatize the FEMA National Flood Insurance Program

Mandate teaching Arabic numerals in East (American) Samoan schools

postpones or cancels 2026 senate elections in at least one state

Raise the retirement age for social security

Actually privatizes at least part of the USPO

closes 1 or more national parks (63 as of question creation)

order the arrest of a governor by name even if it does not happen

Announce he’s running for a third term

Lessen child labor regulations to allow "teenage workers" to work "inherently dangerous jobs". (DoL)

Accept a gift of an airplane to *himself personally* (not a gift to the US government)

Nominate a family member to high office

Appoint a crony, such as Bondi, or his personal lawyers, to SCOTUS

have FBI DOJ or other agency charge a congressperson with treason

Orders an agency under federal control to arrest a congressperson

Closes or makes radical ideological changes to The National Museum of African American History and Culture

get ukraine to agree to give up ALL of the donbas AND crimea to russia

Call for the end of the Senate

Weaken regulations on baby formula as per project 2025

Sunset the Office of Accountability and Whistleblower Protection (Veteran Affairs)

Gets angry with Putin and renews (also indirect) nuclear threat.

add a new federal holiday in his honor

have a journalist arrested

Order the arrest of a sitting member of congress

Have USA test a nuclear bomb anywhere

call someone a pedophile explicitely by name through text or speech

remove a major non NATO ally from the current list

Pardon a convicted pedophile

repeal the Federal Sugar program (USDA) as suggested by project 2025

End congressional review of arms transfers to foreign countries (DoD)

host putin at mar a lago

Pardons someone acting as a private citizen for an act in support of immigration enforcement (not an on duty officer)

Airstrikes or bombs Mexican territory (drone artillery etc count)

Salute Putin

Enforce the Comstock Act at least once

Raise contribution limits (FEC)

federalize a city or area currently under control of another state (not DC)

force a census to happen when it normally wouldnt

complete 90% of project 2025 as reported by project2025.observer

repeal the federal mandate to label genetically engineered food (as per project 2025)

Eliminate ACA's requirement to cover the morning after pill

issue circulation coin or bill with his image or pass laws to do that in the near future

department of defense renamed to Dept of war

Get rid of Noaa.

force a former president to testify before Congress

appoint a family member to lead any federal agency

Impose time-limits on how long low-income people can receive Medicaid in their lifetime

Kidnap *another* head of state (after Maduro)

enact special taxes or tariffs on a subset of states he does not like

classify "transgender ideology" as "domestic terrorism," as per The Daily Wire

Military against drug cartells on venezuelas ground

Deploy US troops into any of 83 Federal subjects of Russian Federation (or announce that)

Eliminate the Federal Reserve mission of full employment

Call for the banning of HRT (hormone replacement therapy)

revoke broadcasting licenses of a media company he does not like

Deports at least one Olympic athlete during the 2028 Summer Olympics

Implement a federal age of consent

Remove all federal funding for SNAP/food stamps

Gets influence on Gaza strip to make investment deals with real estate or buys land.

Uses the US military or National Guard to prevent at least one legal voter from casting a ballot during 2028 election

federally mandate ten commandments or Bible in classrooms

Four or more protestors (or bystanders) killed by national guard

All 10 of the 10 largest protests in the USA happen under trump

Eliminate the DHS Office of Intelligence and Analysis

repeal Obamacare

pardon derek chauvin

admin stops reccomending fluorinated water entirely

Add a citizenship question to the census

confiscate 1 million or more from an individual Congress person

debank a congressperson governor or mayor

Enact price controls on groceries

announce that a part of Canada belongs to the USA

expand the supreme Court and appoint someone new

Prohibit use of aborted fetal cells in research for new medical applications as per project 2025

Eliminate the U.S. Trade and Development Agency

Threatening to attack a US defence pact ally (e.g. NATO, Rio Pact etc.) with nuclear weapons

actually disinter bodies from another country

Call for the end of child marriage

Four or more protestors/bystanders killed by national guard/military in one day

stops all sanctions on Russia

Repeal of the Antiquities Act of 1906

change it so that presidents can serve 3 or more terms again

orders arrests of any Biden family member

delete Juneteenth as a federal holiday

Prosecute someone for flag burning

His name is on the ballot for the 2028 Republican primaries in any state/territory

cause Fox, nbc CNN MSNBC or another main news channel to shut down

Require all schools that receive federal funding to give students the military entrance test.

Pass a federal "Parents' Bill of Rights" with regard to Education

Remove all unions in the Dept. of Homeland Security

Prevent the VA from covering abortion services

Replace his Vice President

Call for the default of the United States sovereign debt

Causes derek chauvin's early release

all time high unemployment reached

declare he has officially undone a past presidential pardon

Eliminate the Office of Children’s Health Protection

cancel the 2028 election / it doesnt happen for any reason

Does Nazi / Roman salute with same passion as Elon's gesture

Calls himself a dictator or unambiguous synonym (without equivocating)

Attack a NATO ally.

Eliminate the Office of Enforcement and Compliance Assistance (EPA)

expand the borders of the usa

remove tax exempt from only certain religions

have a supreme court justice impeached and/or removed

threaten to disinter bodies from another country

Mandate time-and-a-half compensation on a Sabbath (project 2025 request)

fauci in jail at least one week

take control of a part of ukraine

pardon george santos

take state ownership in an airline

Withdraw from NATO

Call for the death penalty of any former president by name

Repeal the Global Change Research Act of 1990

ban trans people from holding federal offices

changes the logo or name of a previously offensive sport team (pressures until they actually do it)

Annex any part of Mexico

ends black history month

Eliminate the DOE Loan Program

Delist the grizzly bear AND gray wolf from the Endangered Species Act

take control of a part of greenland

ban all new incoming students from china and/or india

Call for the end of gay marriage

Fully or partially privatize Social Security

Call for the end of the House of Reps

Pardon p diddy

make statements that are negative about labubu

Wind down and privatize Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac

Call for the assassination of the leader of an allied nation

Call for the abolition of the voting rights act or the 15th amendment

breaks ground on a trump building in Gaza

Detonates a nuclear weapon as an act of war

fully nationalize an airline

New restrictions on SSRIs (including a ban)

Pardon ghislaine maxwell

stop California from hosting the Olympics

Deports all the athletes of at least one nation during the 2028 Summer Olympics

Deports at least one athlete during the 2026 FIFA World Cup

Implement a federal abortion ban

Eliminate all administrative proceedings within the SEC

Ban construction of new windmills in the USA for power generation

confiscate 1 million or more from the Democratic party itself

Dissolve/shut down/abolish NASA

change the borders of a state

breaks ground on a trump building in Russia

repeal an amendment

Bans / restricts guns for trans people (or tries to)

Sides with Putin because he has compromising information against Trump regarding the Epstein files.

give sell or otherwise transfer a part of Alaska to Russia

change or add a face on Mount Rushmore

add a new state

enter a mutual defense partnership with russia or north korea

declares a white history month

After the ballroom he starts building a palace for the future Trump-Monarchy

Call for the end of interracial marriage

Abolish the Federal Reserve and move to a "free banking" system

Deports all the athletes of at least one nation during the 2026 FIFA World Cup

bans anime

Wearing a white dress after labor day

Dept of defense renamed to dept of peace

bans 6 7

Cape Buffalo - Syncerus caffer caffer

Yellow-Lipped Sea Krait - Laticauda colubrina 🥉

Common Bed Bug - Cimex lectularius

Giant Nematode - Placentonema gigantissima 🥉🥉

Sonoran Desert Sidewinder - Crotalus cerastes cercobombus

House Mouse - Mus musculus domesticus

Coyote - Canis latrans

Leopard seal - Hydrurga leptonyx 🥉

Western lowland gorilla - Gorilla gorilla gorilla 🥈🥈🥈

[⚔️Underdog] Dolphin - Tursiops truncatus

Penguin - Aptenodytes forsteri

Brown Rat - Rattus norvegicus 🥉

Sea Otter - Enhydra lutris

Wolverine - Gulo gulo

Sulfur Cave Molly - Poecilia sulphuraria 🥉

❌Defeated: Tiger - Panthera tigris 🥈🥈 [beat by Sulfur Cave Molly]

[⚔️Frontrunner] Lion - Panthera leo 🥈🥉🥉

❌Defeated: Bornean orangutan - Pongo pygmaeus [beat by Giant Nematode]

❌Defeated: Hippopotamus - Hippopotamus amphibius 🥈🥈🥈 [beat by Brown Rat]

❌Defeated: Dog - Canis familiaris 🥉🥈 [beat by Leopard seal]

❌Defeated: Cat - Felis catus 🥉🥉🥉 [beat by Meerkat]

❌Defeated: Elephant - Loxodonta africana 🥈🥈[beat by Giant Nematode]

❌Defeated: Giant Panda - Ailuropoda melanoleuca [beat by Polar Bear]

❌Defeated: Axolotl - Ambystoma mexicanum [beat by Great black-backed gull]

❌Defeated: Orca - Orcinus orca [beat by Housefly]

❌Defeated: Honey Badger - Mellivora capensis 🥈 [beat by Meerkat]

❌Defeated: Hotwheels sisyphus spider - Hotwheels sisyphus [beat by Saltwater Crocodile]

❌Defeated: Polar Bear - Ursus maritimus 🥈 [beat byt Cat]

❌Defeated: Saltwater Crocodile - Crocodylus porosus 🥈🥈🥈🥈 [beat by Red Fox]

🚫Ineligible: Water bear - Milnesium tardigradum

❌Defeated: Ping-Pong Tree Sponge - Chondrocladia concrescens 🥉 [beat by Prehistoric Elephant]

🚫Ineligible: human [I'm shortening this]

🚫Ineligible: Tardigrade (LFG)

❌Defeated: Great White Shark - Carcharodon carcharias [beat by Lion]

🚫Ineligible: [This animal was edited in bad faith]

❌Defeated: Blue Whale - Balaenoptera musculus [beat by Housefly]

❌Defeated: Wolf - Canis lupus [beat by Prehistoric Elephant]

❌Defeated: Red Fox - Vulpes vulpes 🥉🥈 [beat by Giant Pacific Octopus]

❌Defeated: Cliff Swallow - Petrochelidon pyrrhonota [beat by Elephant]

❌Defeated: Platypus - Ornithorhynchus anatinus 🥉🥉 [beat by Western Lowland Gorilla]

❌Defeated: Haast's Eagle - Hieraaetus moorei [beat by Prehistoric Elephant]

❌Defeated: Flightless Elephant Bird - Aepyornis maximus [beat by Saltwater Crocodile]

❌Defeated: Prehistoric Elephant - Palaeoloxodon namadicus [beat by Dog]🥉🥉🥈

❌Defeated: Pompeii Worm - Alvinella pompejana [beat by Cat]

❌Defeated: Sperm Whale - Physeter macrocephalus [beat by Ice Worm]

❌Defeated: Great evening bat - Ia io [beat by Lion]

❌Defeated: Funny valentine spider - Funny valentine [beat by Dermophis donaldtrumpi Caecilian]

❌Defeated: Yi qi dinosaur - Yi qi [beat by Elephant]

❌Defeated: Aha ha wasp - Aha ha [beat by Hippopotamus]

❌Defeated: Penis snake - Atretochoana eiselti [beat by Cat]

❌Defeated: Colossal Whale - Perucetus colossus [beat by Meerkat]

❌Defeated: Cuban Cockroach - Panchlora nivea [beat by Hippopotamus]

❌Defeated: Panther Chameleon - Furcifer pardalis [beat by Saltwater Crocodile]

❌Defeated: Giant Dragonfly - Meganeuropsis permiana [beat by Red Fox]

❌Defeated: Giant Pacific Octopus - Enteroctopus dofleini 🥉[beat by Ice Worm]

❌Defeated: Triceratops - Triceratops horridus [beat by Red Volcano Sponge]

❌Defeated: Giant Pterosaur - Quetzalcoatlus northropi [beat by Ping-Pong Tree Sponge]

❌Defeated: Lesser Flamingo - Phoeniconaias minor [beat by Honey Badger]

❌Defeated: Kiwi - Apteryx australis [beat by Dog]

❌Defeated: Red Volcano Sponge - Acarnus Erithacus 🥉[beat by Platypus]

❌Defeated: Ice Worm - Mesenchytraeus solifugus 🥉🥉[beat by Tiger]

❌Defeated: Meerkat - Suricata suricatta 🥉🥉🥉 [beat by Yellow-Lipped Sea Krait]

❌Defeated: Housefly - Musca domestica 🥉🥉🥉 [beat by Tiger]

❌Defeated: Feral pigeon - Columba livia urbana [beat by Housefly]

❌Defeated: Great black-backed gull - Larus marinus 🥉 [beat by Western lowland gorilla]

❌Defeated: Eastern lowland gorilla - Gorilla beringei graueri [beat by Lion]

❌Defeated: Dermophis donaldtrumpi Caecilian - Dermophis donaldtrumpi 🥈[beat by Brownthroated three-toed sloth]

❌Defeated: New World Screwworm - Cochliomyia hominivorax [beat by Hippopotamus]

❌Defeated: Brownthroated three-toed sloth - Bradypus variegatus 🥉 [beat by Western lowland gorilla]

❌Defeated: Chinese giant salamander - Andrias davidianus [beat by Saltwater Crocodile]

🚫Ineligible: [edited in bad faith]

❌Defeated: Australopithecus - Australopithecus afarensis [beat by Platypus]

Kirby

Pit

Captain Falcon

Luigi

Donkey Kong

Jigglypuff

Lucina

Toon Link

Mario

Link

Samus

Pikachu

Ness

Peach

Bowser

Ice Climbers

Sheik

Zelda

Dr. Mario

Pichu

Falco

Marth

Young Link

Ganondorf

Roy

Meta Knight

Zero Suit Samus

Wario

Sonic

King Dedede

R.O.B

Wolf

Villager

Mega Man

Little Mac

Greninja

Shulk

Bowser Jr.

Duck Hunt

Ryu

Cloud

Bayonetta

Inkling

Ridley

Simon Belmont

Richter

King K. Rool

Isabelle

Piranha Plant

Steve

Other

Yoshi

Fox

Mewtwo

Mr. Game & Watch

Snake

Ike

PKMN Trainer

Diddy Kong

Lucas

Olimar

Lucario

Wii Fit Trainer

Rosalina & Luma

Mii Fighter

Palutena

Pac-Man

Robin

Corrin

Incineroar

Joker

Hero

Banjo-Kazooie

Terry Bogard

NO

Robert Downey, Jr. (Victor von Doom / Doctor Doom, Tony Stark / Iron Man)

Tom Holland (Peter Parker / Spider-Man)

Anthony Mackie (Sam Wilson / Captain America)

Pedro Pascal (Reed Richards / Mister Fantastic)

Benedict Cumberbatch (Dr. Stephen Strange)

Ebon Moss-Bachrach (Ben Grimm / The Thing)

Joseph Quinn (Johnny Storm / Human Torch)

Samuel L. Jackson (Nick Fury)

Sebastian Stan (Bucky Barnes / Winter Soldier / White Wolf)

Vanessa Kirby (Sue Storm / Invisible Woman)

Simu Liu (Shang-Chi)

Paul Rudd (Scott Lang / Ant-Man)

Hannah John-Kamen (Ava Starr / Ghost)

Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Valentina Allegra de Fontaine)

Pom Klementieff (Mantis)

David Harbour (Alexei Shostakov / Red Guardian)

Danny Ramirez (Joaquin Torres / Falcon)

Chris Hemsworth (Thor)

Iman Vellani (Kamala Khan / Ms. Marvel)

Mark Ruffalo (Bruce Banner / Hulk)

Dominique Thorne (Riri Williams / Ironheart)

Florence Pugh (Yelena Belova / Black Widow)

Benedict Wong (Wong)

Chris Pratt (Peter Quill / Star-Lord)

Vin Diesel (Groot)

Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool)

Hugh Jackman (James "Logan" Howlett / Wolverine)

Jeremy Renner (Clint Barton / Hawkeye)

Wyatt Russell (John Walker / U.S. Agent)

Brie Larson (Carol Danvers / Captain Marvel)

Letitia Wright (Shuri / Black Panther)

Karen Gillan (Nebula)

Tatiana Maslany (Jennifer Walters / She-Hulk)

Chris Evans (Steve Rogers / Captain America)

Hailee Steinfeld (Kate Bishop / Hawkeye)

Teyonah Parris (Monica Rambeau)

Xochitl Gomez (America Chavez)

Hayley Atwell (Peggy Carter / Captain Carter)

Kathryn Newton (Cassie Lang)

Bradley Cooper (Rocket Raccoon)

Will Poulter (Adam Warlock)

Tenoch Huerta Mejía (Namor)

Don Cheadle (James "Rhodey" Rhodes / War Machine)

Charlie Cox (Matt Murdock / Daredevil)

Tessa Thompson (Valkyrie)

Winston Duke (M'Baku)

Elizabeth Olsen (Wanda Maximoff / Scarlet Witch)

Paul Bettany (Vision)

Kathryn Hahn (Agatha Harkness)

Danai Gurira (Okoye)

Tom Hiddleston (Loki)

Sean Gunn (Kraglin)

Alaqua Cox (Maya Lopez / Echo)

Lupita Nyong'o (Nakia)

Evangeline Lilly (Hope van Dyne / Wasp)

Seth Green (Howard the Duck)

Zoe Saldaña (Gamora)

Dave Bautista (Drax)

Gael García Bernal (Jack Russell / Werewolf by Night)

Oscar Isaac (Marc Spector / Moon Knight, Steven Grant / Mr. Knight, Jake Lockley)

Scarlett Johansson (Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow)

Andrew Garfield (Peter Parker / Spider-Man)

Gemma Chan (Sersi)

Kumail Nanjiani (Kingo)

Lia McHugh (Sprite)

Brian Tyree Henry (Phastos)

Lauren Ridloff (Makkari)

Barry Keoghan (Druig)

Yahya Abdul-Mateen II (Simon Williams / Wonder Man)

Ralph Ineson (Galactus)

Angelina Jolie (Thena)

May Calamawy (Layla El-Faouly / Scarlet Scarab)

Jeffrey Wright (The Watcher)

Mahershala Ali (Blade)

Tobey Maguire (Peter Parker / Spider-Man)

Emilia Clarke (G'iah)

Wil Deusner (Skaar)

Kit Harington (Dane Whitman)

Harrison Ford (Thaddeus "Thunderbolt" Ross)

Brett Goldstein (Hercules)

Harry Styles (Eros / Starfox)

Patton Oswalt (Pip the Troll)

Don Lee (Gilgamesh)

At least 137" (2024-2025 season)

At least 209" (recent average)

At least 282" (2016-2017 season)

At least 372" (2022-2023 season, recent record)

NO

YES

NO

YES

Sam Altman

Jensen Huang

Susan Rice

Tony Xu

Ray Klein

Cory Booker

NO