Annie News

Dream faked the Manhunt videos

The Jews control at least one nation's government

The P320 pistol has a design flaw allowing it to fire without pulling the trigger

Orgies by the fucked-up poors as portrayed in "Eyes Wide Shut XXX" (2013)

The UK security services are complicit in the coverup of a significant underage sex scandal closely linked to the monarchy, taking place in the UK in the period 1975-2015

Santa is rigged

DHMO in the water supply

Osama bin Laden didn't act alone

Imane Khelif is intersex

That motherfucker WAS real (Tiffany Gomas was wrong the whole time)

Orgies by the wealthy elite as portrayed in 'Eyes Wide Shut'.

The 1% promoted culture wars to distract from class war

√-1 isn't real

Smartphones listen in on private conversations

The Trump regime intentionally sabotaged the electoral process to stay in power

US security services use the Google Play Store as an attack vector for android devices

Some answers in this market are psyops to discredit all the others

The CCP is directly supporting drug cartel activity in the West

Trump committed sex offenses against minors on Epstein Island

Lionel Messi never played for a Real football (soccer) team

ASI will converge on agreeing (90%+ credence) that the Self-Indication Assumption is true.

Some answers in this market are bought NO because they are true

Ticketmaster is in cahoots with organized scalpers

Groundhog Day is rigged

Atrazine works as an endocrine-disrupting chemical (EDC), converting testosterone to estrogen in the bodies of frogs leading to homosexual proclivities.

That stock trading AI supposedly built by @SteveSokolowski is actually part of an elaborate scam

Dead Internet theory

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself

The CCP has a plan to exterminate a large number of people they consider to not be ethnically Chinese

The US, UK and French security services have collectively assassinated at least 10 German citizens in Germany since 2022

Joe/Hunter Biden took bribe to protect Burisma from investigation

There are devices which have been used to alter the electric network frequency of a country in the Middle East to leave more identifiable traces in recorded video and audio clips

Airplane trails have toxic chemicals (chemtrails)

Tiffany Gomas is not the same person as the TMINR lady in the video. She is a PSYOP for Barstool.

US security services asked Microsoft to buy Skype and alter the software so they could target users more easily

John McAfee didn't kill himself

Smart devices are almost always listening to your private conversations

Annie Altman's abuse claims

Members of US government had prior knowledge of 9/11 and let it happen

Gamergate was right

South Korea has had nuclear weapons since 2023

The Church and elites deliberately suppressed and distorted the more Gnostic message of Jesus Christ.

An adversary is intentionally causing hysteria over drone incidents to force the US/UK's hand into revealing their anti-drone tech

The NBA rigs the draft lottery

The Clintons assasinated their rivals

The Romance languages are not descended from Classical Latin

The Obamas have a loveless marriage, kept together for optics only

At least 3 of the members elected to the French lower house of Parliament in 2024 are Russian agents

Youssoufa Moukoko (soccer player) was born earlier than he claims (earlier than 2004)

Germany has a well-prepared plan (in 2024-) to start mass producing nuclear weapons in <6 months (in case things go bad geopolitically)

Mossad releases video and audio clips, intended to be of interest to their adversaries, which play special sounds that humans don't notice

FDR deliberately left Pearl Harbor vulnerable, in order to goad Americans into war

Major deaths, terror, and tragedy events are routinely hoaxes per Miles Mathis.

China made covid 19 in a lab

Bitcoin was created by a US three letter agency

This one makes me feel evil, so I ROT13'd it, use ROT13 to decode if you want to keep me company in Hell: Ybh Truevt'f ergverzrag jnf npghnyyl na ZYO-znaqngrq fhfcrafvba

Eliezer wrote The Erogamer

The US/UK/French security services are sinking Russian ships in response to attacks on undersea cables and other hybrid warfare activities (since 2022)

Deepwater Horizon explosion due to sabotage

Rory Stewart worked for MI6

At least one UN recognised country is secretly controlled by a cabal following a religion shared by <5% of the country's population

My dog went to live on farm that was full of other dogs that he could run with and play with and he was much happier than staying with us and peeing on the rug.

Eating your veggies is bad for your health

Bielefeld does not exist, but another city with the same name in the same place does

The article "Deliberate Errors" documenting winks connecting Apollo and Kubrick films is correct, because Kubrick played a role in filming some of the Apollo missions.

China was not genociding Uyghurs

Lee Harvey Oswald didn't act alone.

The hellenistic civilization was aware of the existence of the American continent

As of June 2025, JD Vance is secretly making plans to use future ASI to sieze power and become eternal world dictator

@strutheo is @notrickspringfield

The American govt is actually a totalitarian dictatorship

The 1% promoted class war to distract from culture wars

The New Zealand government had advance knowledge of the sinking of the Rainbow Warrior

Covid was a deliberate test of pandemic preparedness in view of bacteriological war between China and the US

Epstein was alive as of Jan 2026, but dead in the meantime since his "suicide"

Charles Manson had a rib removed in the late 1990s

Michael Jordan's first NBA retirement was actually a forced suspension.

The U.S. military is the number one customer of Glitterex (a glitter company) but doesn't want anyone to know because it hurts their masculine image.

Hellenistic science developed statistical mechanics to the point of being able to derive PV=nRT

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Aluminum cookware actually *does* cause Alzheimers.

covid-19 vaccine is net negative for health for people who are under 35, with no aggravating condition, and not obese

A pharma company has a much better treatment for cancer that they are keeping secret because it would compete with their existing products

Hellenistic scientists could derive the correct refraction law by minimizing light travel time

Marilyn Manson had a rib removed in the late 1990s

Jeffrey Epstein is still alive

Many vaccines on the standard CDC childhood immunization schedule have serious negative side effects (net negative on health) for at least 5% of the population.

The CIA killed JFK

COVID-19 vaccine is net negative for health

Non-human intelligence affecting events on Earth is not extraterrestrial "aliens," and humans are incorrect in believing that reality consists only of the Universe.

The Hellenistic civilization was aware of the existence of Azeroth

Sue Gray was a spy

Dominic Cummings was/is a Russian spy

We live in an ancestor simulation per Nick Bostrom.

A cure for cancer has already been found

The 9/11 terror attack date is meaningfully connected to Ernest Martin's theory that Jesus was born on September 11, 3 BC rather than a coincidence.

Ogopogo and the Yeti faked their relationship (to boost CFL ratings, to increase Taylor Swift's movie sales, support Trudeau's reelection, b/c Ogopogo is PSY, etc.)

The Hawk Tuah meme is a North Korean psyop

Finno-Korean Hyperwar was real

Trump and Netanyahu had Charlie Kirk killed to take control of TPUSA

Princess Diana was assassinated

Covid 19 was made in a labradoodle

"Geoterrorism" (weather modification for terrorism) is real as of 2024

The NFL is rigged

Hellenistic science advanced meta-thermodynamics to derive 𝑄 = 𝑛𝐶Δ𝑇(1 + 𝐻⊙⋆) using the Holtzman Generator

Harold Holt murdered

ASI will converge on agreeing (90%+ credence) that Trump/Musk model the first/second beast of Revelation.

Jet fuel *can* melt steel beams, but the official 9/11 narrative is sus because chemtrail chemicals cannot

Bitcoin was created by a 3 letter Hellenistic agency

Biden and/or US govt did Jan 6 (exclude trump)

Bush did 9/11

Shakespeare didn’t write his own plays

The NBA rigged Shaq's free throws

Tom Brady's retirement was actually an NFL mandated suspension

Israel killed JFK

The pharma industry has a better version of Viagra that they keep secret to keep their profits up

Hellenistic scientists could derive the correct warp-induced refraction law by exceeding Warp Factor 9 under Cochrane’s Theorem

Circa 1920 civilizational collapse (c.f. "Whither Tartaria?")

The 2020 US presidential election was rigged/stolen

Ogopogo is real

QAnon

Exercise is bad for your health

A support network of close friendships is bad for your health

Skin cancer is caused by a lack of melanin, regardless of sunlight exposure

Elon Musk used Starlink to rig the 2024 election

Shakespeare is not real - they claim he was married to Anne Hathaway but she's like only 40 or so

carbon dioxide isn't the main cause of global warming

Allen Iverson invented A.I.

The government iodizes the water and fluoridates salt when it should be the other way around

Chinese people really *are* just saying the n-word.

Hellenistic science knew of quantum mechanics

Epstein was still alive as of Jan 2026

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce faked their relationship (to boost NFL ratings, to increase Tay's movie sales, legitimize mRNA vaccines, b/c she is a PSYOP, etc.)

QR codes are satanic

The Mandella Effect in general is real

The Hellenistic civilization invented USB

Mossad uses Hellenistic technology borrowed from the North Sentinelese

Xi Jinping had advance knowledge of the Hawk Tuah meme

Trump devolved the government in anticipation of 2020 election fraud and replaced Biden with an actor wearing a mask.

China purposely spread covid 19 having intended it to escape the lab

Human didnt evolve from apes

You personally live in Truman Show style captivity

Getting 8 hours of sleep is bad for your health

Rationalussy isn't real.

Hitler killed himself because the alternative was going to Argentina

Jerry Sandusky is innocent.

Skin cancer is caused by sunblock, not sunlight

Lee Harvey Oswald was an agent of the Hellenistic Civilization

Famous Israeli agent Eisseberg was behind the sinking of the Titanic

The illuminati runs the world

xkcd 690: on 9/11, one of the towers was hit by a plane and the other was a controlled demolition

@HenriThunberg was paid to create the James Bond market to promote the upcoming movie

Marilyn Monroe had a rib removed in the late 1990s

Effective Altruism is a scam and they just embezzle all the donations

US government is harboring aliens

Tupac is still alive in 2024

Bielefeld does not exist

Walt Disney was cryogenically frozen, and they made the movie Frozen so that when people googled 'Walt Disney Frozen' the movie would come up first

The Hellenistic Civilization made COVID-19 in a lab

South Sudan has had nukes since 2023

The North Sentinelese have a secret aircraft carrier

The North Sentinelese have a non-secret aircraft carrier, they have announced it to the world loud and clear. Problem is: nobody speaks their language.

Monica Lewinsky was a Mossad agent

Birds aren't real

climate change isn't human caused

Tiger Woods is a militant separatist Tamil

Hurricane Katrina caused by HAARP

Climate change isn’t real

The moon landing was fake

The CIA killed Tupac, and JFK is still alive as of 2024

The Romance languages are not descended from Latin

The North Sentinelese are remnants of the Hellenistic civilization

The 9/11 terror attack was a justified false flag to secure a weapon of mass destruction (destabalizing religious text and/or supertechnology) at the tomb of Gilgamesh.

Yeti is real or similar creature

Hitler didn't kill himself he went to Argentina

*All* health care is net negative for health

Q is Putin

Michelle Obama is a man

Brazilian money is not real

The earth is a dodecahedron

End of the world in 2012

Skibidi Toilet is real

Earth is hollow

It used to be spelled Berenstein Bears

Australia isn't real.

Africa isn't real

Flossing is bad for your health

HIV doesn’t cause AIDS

Christiano Ronaldo never played for a Real football (soccer) team

There is no female orgasm

The North Sentinelese are concealing super-advanced technology.

The earth is flat

*All* vaccines are net negative for health

Justin Trudeau is actually Black and has been wearing "whiteface" all along.

Finland isn't real

5G will kill all vaccinated people once the towers are switched on

Nuclear weapons have never existed

Brushing your teeth is bad for your health

Taylor Swift and Mary Berg are the same person

The Epcot sphere was built by aliens as some sort of energy device powering the rat empire.

Taylor Swift

Donald Trump

The AI builders/engineers/scientists/leaders

Zohran Mamdani

Marine Le Pen

Marco Rubio

J. D. Vance

Jon Ossoff

Pope Leo XIV

Xi Jinping

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Gavin Newsom

Sam Altman

The civillians/the victims of war/the bystanders

Any Protestor

Dario Amodei

Jensen Huang

Artificial Intelligence

Elon Musk

Narendra Modi

Gen Z

Pete Hegseth

Donald Trump (again, after 2024)

Reid Wiseman

Jeremy Hansen

The Artemis III astronauts

ChatGPT

Volodymyr Zelenskyy

Benjamin Netanyahu

Vladimir Putin

OpenAI

Emmanuel Macron

The Ukrainian Soldier

SCOTUS

Liang Feng

A.G.I.

Christina Koch

Victor Glover

The Union Workers

Mahmud Abbas

Gretchen Whitmer

Tsai Ing-wen

Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud

Sundar Pichai

Larry Ellison

mRNA vaccine researchers

Robots

The spirit of Palestine

Eliezer Yudkowsky

Charles III

Fumio Kishida

Ray Kurzweil

Vivek Ramaswamy

Matt Gaetz

Nemesio Oseguera Cervantes

Travis Kelce

Hollywood strikers

Jon Bon Jovi

Trump Prosecutors

Geoffrey Hinton

The spirit of Israel

Kamala Harris

Sergey Sobyanin

Lil Tay

Logan Paul

Barron Trump

Joe Biden

Israel Defense Forces

Nvidia

Nikki Haley

Jerome Powell

Pierre Poilievre

Cenk Uygur

Annie Altman

Other

Celene (@toasterlighting)

Alice (@psyclyx)

Aria (@ariaurellium)

Olivia (@4confusedemoji)

Autumn (@adrusi)

mercury (@rodentiation)

Melody (@dawnlightmelody)

Zane (@JDVance)

Celeste (@parafactual)

@torrential12015

April (@apriisr)

Skye (@SkyeSharkie)

Annie (@annieposting)

Sercy (@dogmadeath)

Eliezer Yudkowsky (@ESYudkowsky)

Michael Vassar (@HiFromMichaelV)

Emma (@revoccue)

William Francis Mallett the Fourth

Roofon (@RoofOnTheHouse)

Vie McCoy (@viemccoy)

Moshe Yudkowsky (@mosheyudkowsky)

@Heronofmawi

@AIHegemonyMemes

Raven (@schellingwitch)

Alea (@noncanonicaleae)

light architect (@iceberm)

Octavia (@slimepriestess)

@tapolara

Liz Lovelace (@liz_love_lace)

Hephaistos Fnord (@HephaistosF)

Tetra (@tetraspacewest)

Jessica (@jessi_cata)

Emmett Shear (@eshear)

Caleb Ditchfield

Thiago Coelho (@thiagovscoelho)

Nicholas Decker (@captgouda24)

Citizen Kane

Schindler's List

The Godfather

Casablanca

Raging Bull

Singin in the Rain

Vertigo

The Shawshank Redemption

Gone with the Wind

The Wizard of Oz

City Lights

The Sound of Music

West Side Story

Lawrence of Arabia

Bridge on the River Kwai

Treasure of the Sierra Madre

King Kong (original)

Bonnie and Clyde

Midnight Cowboy

The Philadelphia Story

It Happened One Night

The Graduate

To Kill a Mockingbird

All About Eve

The Maltese Falcon

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

Dr Strangelove

Jaws

Star Wars

Psycho

2001 A Space Odyssey

Sunset Boulevard

The General

On The Waterfront

It's a Wonderful Life

Some Like it Hot

The Grapes of Wrath

ET the Extra Terrestrial

Mr Smith Goes to Washington

Double Indemnity

Apocalypse Now

Godfather Part II

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (original animated)

Annie Hall

A Streetcar Named Desire

Rear Window

Taxi Driver

The Deer Hunter

M*A*S*H*

North by Northwest

Rocky

The Gold Rush

Sullivan's Travels

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

Chinatown

High Noon

Intolerance

Nashville

Shane

Duck Soup

Network

The African Queen

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf

Unforgiven

The Searchers

Saving Private Ryan

A Clockwork Orange

Cabaret

Tootsie

Do The Right Thing

American Graffiti

Pulp Fiction

12 Angry Men

Platoon

Silence of the Lambs

Titanic

The Sixth Sense

Goodfellas

Toy Story

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

In the Heat of the Night

Modern Times

The Wild Bunch

Spartacus

A Night at the Opera

Swing Time

Sophie's Choice

The Last Picture Show

The Best Years of our Lives

All the President's Men

Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans

Easy Rider

Bringing Up Baby

Yankee Doodle Dandy

The Apartment

Forrest Gump

Blade Runner

Ben-Hur

YES

Swain

LeBlanc

Mel

Darius

Draven

Vladimir

Rell

Katarina

Kled

Elise

Talon

Samira

Riven

Zaahen

Locke

Viktor

Yasuo

Taliyah

Nilah

Vayne

Graves

Syndra

Jinx

Sylas

Yunara

Renekton

Kindred

K'Sante

Singed

Trundle

Shyvana

Zeri

Ambessa

Vex

Lissandra

Morgana

Sion

Sivir

Tristana

Corki

Nidalee

Poppy

Shen

Malzahar

Urgot

Sona

Irelia

Maokai

Jarvan IV

Nocturne

Rumble

Nautilus

Fiora

Milio

Twisted Fate

Warwick

Cho'Gath

Blitzcrank

Mordekaiser

Ezreal

Garen

Akali

Lux

Varus

Vi

Ekko

Jhin

Neeko

Sett

Yone

Thresh

Azir

Illaoi

Ivern

Senna

Bel'Veth

Zac

Yorick

Pantheon

Galio

Cassiopeia

Leona

Skarner

Jayce

Diana

Zed

Nami

Lucian

Qiyana

Aphelios

Hwei

Smolder

Aurora

Udyr

Zyra

Rengar

Kha'Zix

Vel'Koz

Bard

Tahm Kench

Rakan

Xayah

Kayn

Zoe

Pyke

Yuumi

Lillia

Viego

Naafiri

Briar

Gwen

Gnar

Camille

Soraka

Teemo

Zilean

Tryndamere

Twitch

Kassadin

Taric

Dr. Mundo

Shaco

Gragas

Kog'Maw

Karma

Lee Sin

Orianna

Volibear

Sejuani

Ziggs

Lulu

Quinn

Braum

Kalista

Rek'Sai

Ornn

Kai'Sa

Akshan

Renata Glasc

Aatrox

Olaf

Caitlyn

Veigar

Ahri

Aurelion Sol

Annie

Ashe

Fiddlesticks

Jax

Kayle

Master Yi

Nunu & Willump

Evelynn

Karthus

Anivia

Rammus

Gangplank

Janna

Nasus

Kennen

Xin Zhao

Miss Fortune

Wukong

Fizz

Hecarim

Brand

Seraphine

Alistar

Ryze

Amumu

Malphite

Heimerdinger

NO

Abed will say "cool…cool cool cool"

Jeff will give an inspirational speech

🎵 Troy and Abed (something something) 🎵 (eg. in the morning)

Inspector Spacetime will be referenced

Starburns will feature

Professor Duncan will feature

Britta will be called "the worst"

Garrett will feature

"Britta" will be used as a verb

"Six seasons and a movie" will be mentioned

Magnitude will feature

(Fat) Neil will feature

Frankie will feature

Troy's AC/Plumbing story will be referenced

Hickey will feature

Someone will shoot a paintball gun

Elroy will feature

Dungeons and Dragons will be played

There will be a pillow/blanket fort

Abed will wear a cape

Annie's Boobs (the monkey) will feature

Pierce will feature

High Noon

The Gold Rush

Sophie's Choice

Goodfellas

The French Connection

Pulp Fiction

The Last Picture Show

Do The Right Thing

Blade Runner

Yankee Doodle Dandy

Toy Story

Ben-Hur

The General

On The Waterfront

It's a Wonderful Life

Chinatown

The Grapes of Wrath

ET the Extra Terrestrial

To Kill a Mockingbird

Mr Smith Goes to Washington

Double Indemnity

The Maltese Falcon

Godfather Part II

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (original animated)

Annie Hall

Bridge on the River Kwai

The Best Years of our Lives

Treasure of the Sierra Madre

The Sound of Music

King Kong (original)

Bonnie and Clyde

Midnight Cowboy

The Philadelphia Story

Shane

It Happened One Night

A Streetcar Named Desier

Rear Window

Intolerance

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

West Side Story

Taxi Driver

The Deer Hunter

M*A*S*H*

North by Northwest

Jaws

Rocky

Nashville

Duck Soup

Sullivan's Travels

American Graffiti

Cabaret

Network

The African Queen

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf

Unforgiven

Tootsie

A Clockwork Orange

Saving Private Ryan

The Shawshank Redemption

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Silence of the Lambs

In the Heat of the Night

Forrest Gump

All the President's Men

Modern Times

The Wild Bunch

The Apartment

Spartacus

Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans

Titanic

Easy Rider

A Night at the Opera

Platoon

12 Angry Men

Bringing Up Baby

The Sixth Sense

Swing Tie

Raging Bull

Singin in the Rain

Vertigo

City Lights

The Searchers

Psycho

2001 A Space Odyssey

Sunset Boulevard

The Graduate

Dr Strangelove

Some Like it Hot

Schindler's List

The Wizard of Oz

Apocalypse Now

Star Wars

All About Eve

Lawrence of Arabia

Gone with the Wind

Casablanca

The Godfather

Mary Peltola

Sherrod Brown

Dan Osborn

Adam Hamilton

Annie Andrews

Scott Colom

Angie Nixon

Chris Pappas

Troy Jackson

James Talarico

Peggy Flanagan

Juliana Stratton

Abdul El Sayed

Peggy Flanagan

Troy Jackson

Peggy Flanagan

Angie Nixon

Annie Andrews

Julia Stratton

James Talarico

Scott Colom

Dan Osborn

Sherrod Brown

Adam Hamilton

Mary Peltola

Roy Cooper

Chris Pappas

NO