Caroline Ellison News

Relationship Style Stonks

Mar 25, 9:47 PMJan 1, 7:59 AM

5813173

OptionProbability

Other

BDSM

Power couple

"Fun while it lasted"

Me + *Her*

Keynesian beauty contest

Spinning rapidly in opposite directions

Polyamory

Monogamy

Relationship Futarchy

Human + Robot

Enemies to Lovers

Co-conspirators

Philosophically incompatible

Conjoined twinks

Horizontal gene transfer

borgie

Relationship Anarchy

Platonic

Wild Lovers

Friends with Benefits

Relationship constitutional republic: people in it have systemically different levels of power and decision-making influence

Forever alone

Glucose guardian/splenda spender/sugar daddy

Hive / Swarm / Superorganism

Love triangle

Traditional marriage of two cis straight White Christian vanilla people where the man "leads" and is 0-4 years older than the woman, with 2.5 kids (not counting any LGBTQIA+ ones) and a McMansion with 2.5 SUVs/trucks

Universal love

merged consciousness

Rationalussy

Vespertine

liking/reacting to even their most meaningless posts and comments on social media and prediction markets

Matriarchy

Labor Union

Socratic

Partners in crime, like Caroline Ellison and Sam Bankman-Fried

One with an IPO (Intimate Partnership Offer)

Just being one helluva slut

Beard

Paradixical

Friends with Detriments

NP-complete

"I'll never admit to anyone that we met on Tinder"

Hell's Kitchen

Stockholm Syndrome

London Syndrome

Financial Domination

The Price is Right

Crows

Single by choice (except it's other people's choice)

Budget horse

assortative

Hubris quest

Fiends with benefits

Envenomation

Polygamy

Polyandry

Ethical Non-Monogamy

Unethical Non-Monogamy

Celibacy

Aromanticism

Solo poly

Open relationship

Polyfidelity

What's a "relationship"?

Reflexive

Symmetric

Transitive

Metamour

Socially enforced monogamy

Unreciprocated love

Asexual romance

Abusive

"This is my emotional support Ex"

FWB

Enemies-To-Lovers

Codependent

Transference

Monogamish

Voyeuristic

Hobbesian

Romantic Mutual Suicide

Mutuals

Animalistic

Human + AI

parasocial

Polycule

Cuckold

Throuple

Boyce-Codd normal form

Aristotelian

I like big butts and I cannot lie

I like big butts and I cannot tell the truth, how will you escape our dungeon

The Apprentice

Will Austin Chen publicly regret hiring Caroline Ellison before 2028?

Sep 12, 8:13 PMDec 31, 11:59 PM

3.33%chance

192165

OptionVotes

YES

539

Will Caroline Ellison resume posting on Tumblr when she is released from prison?

Nov 1, 5:47 PMNov 8, 7:59 AM

30.86%chance

191614

OptionVotes

YES

1497

668

Will Caroline Ellison be arrested before 2028?

Dec 27, 5:11 PMDec 31, 5:10 PM

7.35%chance

111365

OptionVotes

YES

403

174

Caroline Ellison still working for Manifund by EOY?

Sep 12, 11:21 AMDec 31, 11:59 PM

97.27%chance

151198

OptionVotes

YES

597

Will Netflix's upcoming FTX show "The Altruists" make any reference to Worth The Candle?

Aug 26, 12:08 PMDec 11, 11:59 PM

26.5%chance

7994

OptionVotes

YES

167

Will SBF, Ryan Salame, or Caroline Ellison place a trade on a prediction market within a year after their release?

Mar 10, 1:25 AMMar 10, 12:25 AM

46.64%chance

435

OptionVotes

YES

107

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Relationship Style Stonks

Will Austin Chen publicly regret hiring Caroline Ellison before 2028?

Will Caroline Ellison resume posting on Tumblr when she is released from prison?

Will Caroline Ellison be arrested before 2028?

Caroline Ellison still working for Manifund by EOY?

Will Netflix's upcoming FTX show "The Altruists" make any reference to Worth The Candle?

Will SBF, Ryan Salame, or Caroline Ellison place a trade on a prediction market within a year after their release?

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