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Will Shohei Ohtani hit 30+ home runs?

Will Kyle Schwarber hit 30+ home runs?

Will Kyle Schwarber hit 40+ home runs?

Will Munetaka Murakami hit 30+ home runs?

Will Junior Caminero hit 30+ home runs?

Will Junior Caminero hit 40+ home runs?

Will Pete Alonso hit 30+ home runs?

Will Pete Alonso hit 40+ home runs?

Will Byron Buxton hit 20+ home runs?

Will Pete Alonso hit 20+ home runs?

Will Cal Raleigh hit 20+ home runs?

Will Eugenio Suárez hit 20+ home runs?

Will Juan Soto hit 20+ home runs?

Will Yordan Alvarez hit 40+ home runs?

Will Aaron Judge hit 10+ home runs?

Will Brent Rooker hit 10+ home runs?

Will any player hit 40+ home runs?

Will Bobby Witt Jr. hit 10+ home runs?

Will Bryce Harper hit 10+ home runs?

Will Bryce Harper hit 20+ home runs?

Will Cal Raleigh hit 10+ home runs?

Will Fernando Tatis Jr. hit 10+ home runs?

Will Gunnar Henderson hit 10+ home runs?

Will Jackson Chourio hit 10+ home runs?

Will Yordan Alvarez hit 10+ home runs?

Will Shohei Ohtani hit 10+ home runs?

Will Shohei Ohtani hit 20+ home runs?

Will Pete Alonso hit 10+ home runs?

Will Brandon Lowe hit 10+ home runs?

Will Jake Bauers hit 10+ home runs?

Will Ryan O'Hearn hit 10+ home runs?

Will Francisco Alvarez hit 10+ home runs?

Will Jacob Young hit 10+ home runs?

Will Munetaka Murakami hit 10+ home runs?

Will Brady House hit 10+ home runs?

Will Jordan Walker hit 20+ home runs?

Will Yordan Alvarez hit 30+ home runs?

Will Matt Olson hit 40+ home runs?

Will Matt Olson hit 30+ home runs?

Will Hunter Goodman hit 40+ home runs?

Will Ben Rice hit 40+ home runs?

Will Vladimir Guerrero Jr. hit 10+ home runs?

Will Bobby Witt Jr. hit 20+ home runs?

Will Bryce Harper hit 30+ home runs?

Will Aaron Judge hit 20+ home runs?

Will Juan Soto hit 30+ home runs?

Will Gunnar Henderson hit 30+ home runs?

Will Jackson Chourio hit 30+ home runs?

Will Jake Bauers hit 30+ home runs?

Will any player hit 50+ home runs?

Will Junior Caminero hit 50+ home runs?

Will Cal Raleigh hit 30+ home runs?

Will Kyle Schwarber hit 50+ home runs?

Will Munetaka Murakami hit 40+ home runs?

Will Brandon Lowe hit 40+ home runs?

Will Pete Crow-Armstrong hit 50+ home runs?

Will Yordan Alvarez hit 50+ home runs?

Will Jake Baldwin hit 30+ home runs?

Will Ben Rice hit 50+ home runs?

Will Matt Olson hit 50+ home runs?

Will Mickey Moniak hit 40+ home runs?

Will James Wood hit 40+ home runs?

Will Nick Kurtz hit 30+ home runs?

Will Shohei Ohtani hit 40+ home runs?

Will Eugenio Suárez hit 30+ home runs?

Will any player hit 60+ home runs?

Will Cal Raleigh hit 40+ home runs?

Will Christian Walker hit 40+ home runs?

Will Eugenio Suárez hit 40+ home runs?

Will Pete Alonso hit 50+ home runs?

Will Francisco Alvarez hit 40+ home runs?

Will Joey Wiemer hit 10+ home runs?

Will Munetaka Murakami hit 50+ home runs?

Will Byron Buxton hit 30+ home runs?

Will Julio Rodriguez hit 30+ home runs?

Will Bobby Witt Jr. hit 40+ home runs?

Will Brent Rooker hit 30+ home runs?

Will Ryan O'Hearn hit 60+ home runs?

Will Sal Frelick hit 10+ home runs?

Will Hunter Goodman hit 50+ home runs?

Will Kyle Schwarber hit 60+ home runs?

Will Aaron Judge hit 30+ home runs?

Will Aaron Judge hit 40+ home runs?

Will Nick Kurtz hit 40+ home runs?

Will Nick Kurtz hit 50+ home runs?

Will Junior Caminero hit 60+ home runs?

Will Pete Alonso hit 60+ home runs?

Will Byron Buxton hit 50+ home runs?

Will Bobby Witt Jr. hit 30+ home runs?

Will Vladimir Guerrero Jr. hit 30+ home runs?

Will Fernando Tatis Jr. hit 40+ home runs?

Will any player hit 70+ home runs?

Will Mike Trout hit 40+ home runs?

Will Colson Montgomery hit 40+ home runs?

Will Yordan Alvarez hit 60+ home runs?

Will Hunter Goodman hit 60+ home runs?

Will Ben Rice hit 60+ home runs?

Will Cal Raleigh hit 60+ home runs?

Will Cal Raleigh hit 50+ home runs?

Will Shohei Ohtani hit 60+ home runs?

Will Shohei Ohtani hit 50+ home runs?

Will Aaron Judge hit 50+ home runs?

Will Aaron Judge hit 60+ home runs?

Will Eugenio Suárez hit 50+ home runs?

Will Eugenio Suárez hit 60+ home runs?

Will Nick Kurtz hit 60+ home runs?

Will Munetaka Murakami hit 60+ home runs?

Will Byron Buxton hit 40+ home runs?

Will Byron Buxton hit 60+ home runs?

Will Aaron Judge hit 70+ home runs?

Will Eugenio Suárez hit 70+ home runs?

Will any player hit 80+ home runs?

Will Shohei Ohtani hit 70+ home runs?

Will Shohei Ohtani hit 80+ home runs?

Will Brady House hit 30+ home runs?

Will Brady House hit 40+ home runs?

Will Shea Langeliers hit 40+ home runs?

Will Elly De La Cruz hit 40+ home runs?

Will Brent Rooker hit 40+ home runs?

Pete Crow-Armstrong

Shohei Ohtani

Juan Soto

Ronald Acuña Jr.

Rafael Devers

Kyle Schwarber

Paul Skenes

Elly De La Cruz

Francisco Lindor

Corbin Carroll

Andy Pages

Brisbane Lions

Fremantle

Hawthorn

Geelong Cats

Western Bulldogs

Sydney Swans

Gold Coast Suns

Collingwood

Adelaide Crows

GWS Giants

Melbourne

Gavin Newsom

Josh Shapiro

Andy Beshear

Rahm Emanuel

Pete Buttigieg

Jon Ossoff

JB Pritzker

Cory Booker

Kamala Harris

Wes Moore

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Gretchen Whitmer

Amy Klobuchar

Jared Polis

Jason Crow

Mark Cuban

Andrew Yang

Stephen A. Smith

Roy Cooper

Tim Walz

Hunter Biden

Mark Milley

John Fetterman

Andrew Cuomo

Jacob Frey

Bernie Sanders

Ezra Klein

Other

BDSM

Power couple

"Fun while it lasted"

Me + *Her*

Keynesian beauty contest

Spinning rapidly in opposite directions

Polyamory

Monogamy

Relationship Futarchy

Human + Robot

Enemies to Lovers

Co-conspirators

Philosophically incompatible

Conjoined twinks

Horizontal gene transfer

borgie

Relationship Anarchy

Platonic

Wild Lovers

Friends with Benefits

Relationship constitutional republic: people in it have systemically different levels of power and decision-making influence

Forever alone

Glucose guardian/splenda spender/sugar daddy

Hive / Swarm / Superorganism

Love triangle

Traditional marriage of two cis straight White Christian vanilla people where the man "leads" and is 0-4 years older than the woman, with 2.5 kids (not counting any LGBTQIA+ ones) and a McMansion with 2.5 SUVs/trucks

Universal love

merged consciousness

Rationalussy

Vespertine

liking/reacting to even their most meaningless posts and comments on social media and prediction markets

Matriarchy

Labor Union

Socratic

Partners in crime, like Caroline Ellison and Sam Bankman-Fried

One with an IPO (Intimate Partnership Offer)

Just being one helluva slut

Beard

Paradixical

Friends with Detriments

NP-complete

"I'll never admit to anyone that we met on Tinder"

Hell's Kitchen

Stockholm Syndrome

London Syndrome

Financial Domination

The Price is Right

Crows

Single by choice (except it's other people's choice)

Budget horse

assortative

Hubris quest

Fiends with benefits

Envenomation

Polygamy

Polyandry

Ethical Non-Monogamy

Unethical Non-Monogamy

Celibacy

Aromanticism

Solo poly

Open relationship

Polyfidelity

What's a "relationship"?

Reflexive

Symmetric

Transitive

Metamour

Socially enforced monogamy

Unreciprocated love

Asexual romance

Abusive

"This is my emotional support Ex"

FWB

Enemies-To-Lovers

Codependent

Transference

Monogamish

Voyeuristic

Hobbesian

Romantic Mutual Suicide

Mutuals

Animalistic

Human + AI

parasocial

Polycule

Cuckold

Throuple

Boyce-Codd normal form

Aristotelian

I like big butts and I cannot lie

I like big butts and I cannot tell the truth, how will you escape our dungeon

Other

egg

grape

virginia peanut

Sycamore

crow

Milk

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O’

Eeout

middle name

husband

Brandon Anderson

butter

mvp

lilbooty

danger

peanut

corn

bubble

shae

sterling

Cyclopedia

pepper

Chakravartin

Sycamore

beans

plum

elm

pumpkin

cotton

Null

NA (This is the name, not the resolution)

rationalussy

Daffodil Eleven

"1' or sleep(5)-- -"

Eliezeryudkowsky

Harvey

et al

67

Brian Goldsmith (Democratic)

John Erickson (Democratic)

Mike Newhouse (Democratic)

Nico Ruderman

Other

Eric Alegria (Democratic)

Ellen Evans (Democratic)

Sion Roy (Democratic)

Zennon Ulyate-Crow

Kristina Irwin (Republican)

YES

YES

Tyran Stokes

Other

Caleb Holt

Jordan Smith

Christian Collins

Miikka Muurinen

Brandon McCoy

Alijah Arenas

Jason Crowe Jr.

Jalen Montonati

Anthony Thompson

Darryn Peterson

YES

NO