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OptionProbability
J. D. Vance
Josh Shapiro
Gavin Newsom
Marco Rubio
Pete Buttigieg
J. B. Pritzker
Gretchen Whitmer
Josh Hawley
KRANTZ (the abstract idea that evolves into a decentralized superintelligence, not the user)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Glenn Youngkin
Jon Ossoff
Jeff Jackson
Ron DeSantis
Wes Moore
Andy Beshear
Nikki Haley
Elise Stefanik
Cory Booker
Spencer Cox
Donald Trump Jr.
Brian Kemp
Amy Klobuchar
Gina Raimondo
Ro Khanna
Chris Murphy
Brian Schatz
Tammy Duckworth
Chris Sununu
Katie Hobbs
Josh Green
Tina Kotek
Mark Cuban
Vivek Ramaswamy
Ted Cruz
Kristi Noem
Raphael Warnock
Jared Polis
Tom Cotton
Joni Ernst
Michael Bennet
Catherine Cortez Masto
Tammy Baldwin
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Kevin Stitt
Tate Reeves
Tim Walz
Ivanka Trump
Stephen Miller
Erika Kirk
James Donaldson (MrBeast)
Tim Scott
Joe Rogan
Robert F. Kennedy Jr
Andrew Yang
Beto O'Rourke
Mark Kelly
Jay Inslee
Deval Patrick
Eric Swalwell
Wayne Messam
Kirsten Gillibrand
Julian Castro
Dean Phillips
Katie Britt
Laphonza Butler
Eric Schmitt
Mike Lee
Chris Coons
Tim Kaine
Lisa Murkowski
Ruben Gallego
David Hogg
Kamala Harris
Will Hurd
Tulsi Gabbard
Dan Crenshaw
John Fetterman
Mark Zuckerberg
Stephen Curry
Markwayne Mullin
Rand Paul
Maura Healey
Taylor Swift
Steven Kenneth Bonnell II (Destiny)
Tucker Carlson
Matt Gaetz
Marianne Williamson
Ezra Klein
Mike Pence
Mitt Romney
Stephen Colbert
Joe Manchin
Al Gore
DUPLICATE
Dwayne Johnson (The Rock)
Eliezer Yudkowsky
Aella
Scott Alexander
Sam Altman
Zendaya
Michelle Obama
Kanye West
Sarah Palin
Jon Stewart
Ben Shapiro
Bernie Sanders
Hillary Clinton
Elon Musk (Natural-born-citizen clause repealed/bypassed)
Me
Krantz (the user @Krantz)
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Ron Weasley is a redhead
Harry Potter is white
At least one named character from the book has their race changed
Snape is black
An actor who acted in the movies returns for the show
Harry, Ron, and Hermione’s actors will all be British
Fred and George are twins irl
Hagrid is played by an actor who is under 6'4"
Harry Potter doesn't cast a single spoken, working spell in the first episode
Dumbledore casts a spell (spoken or wordlessly)
McGonagall performs an animagus transformation (human2cat or cat2human)
A character cut from the movies appears (ie Theodore Nott)
Ron Weasley doesn't cast a single, spoken, working spell in the first two episodes
A History of Magic lesson is shown on screen
Premieres in 2027
Malfoy has white blonde hair
Quirrel is wearing a head covering when Harry first meets him
There’s a scene set before Harry is born
JK Rowling is credited as both an executive producer and original writer
The potion riddle guarding the Stone will be featured
Peeves is a reoccurring character
It's woke
Cornelius Fudge is shown on screen
Harry first sees Hogwarts castle in episode 2
A scene depicts Voldemort trying to kill baby Harry
Hagrid says "You’re a wizard, Harry"
mandrake root on screen
Arthur Weasley is shown on screen
80% or higher on rotten tomatoes
Hermione’s parent(s) shown on screen
Homosexual interaction between some characters will be presented
Arabella Figg is mentioned by first or last name
Hermione is white
Luna Lovegood, Cho Chang, or Cedric Diggory are mentioned by first or last name, or are in the credits
A house elf is shown on screen
Hagrid ties Vernon’s gun into a knot
Premieres on strongly symbolic date (like July 31, 21.12)
It will be torrentfreak.com's "Most Pirated" TV show for its year of release or the following year
Harry is shown holding more than three different wands at Ollivander’s
An actor who appeared in any of the Jackass films receives a credit on IMDB related to the show
At least one named character from the book has their gender swapped
The Quibbler is shown or mentioned
Harry visits Diagon Alley in episode 1
Goblins are still represented as anti-semitic caricatures
Harry visits Platform 9 3/4 in episode 1
It ends on a cliff hanger
The Weasley's Ford Anglia is seen flying
An Astronomy lesson is shown on screen
The intro theme song will have at least one obvious English word
The Flying Ford Anglia is seen.
Harry first sees Hogwarts castle in episode 3
Hagrid presents a cake with writing on it to Harry and the writing has no misspellings
"Voldemort" has a silent "t"
Harry only reaches Hogwarts in the last 10 minutes of the first episode
VOLDEMORT HAS A NOSE
Dobby makes an appearance
At least one of the actors is transgender
Any Harry Potter fanfic is referenced (either explicitly as judged by market creator, or confirmed by someone who works on the show)
Quirrel shakes Harry’s hand during their first meeting
90% or higher on rotten tomatoes
Premieres in 2026
Harry Potter doesn't cast a single, spoken, working spell in the first three episode
We see a wizarding school other than Hogwarts
Features an explicitly transgender character
JK Rowling makes a cameo appearance
Zendaya is cast in the show
Voldemort is a woman
Hagrid is played by an actor with a cognitive disability
Hermione is black
Hermione is Indian
Smartphone shown within Hogwarts
Awkwafina is cast in the show
Keir Starmer is in it
There will be seven CGI dwarves
set in 2025
set in the 2020s
Rita Skeeter will have an explicit trans identity
Gandalf is black
Yudkowsky makes an appearance
We get AGI before it premieres
Hagrid is black
Fred and George have the same actor
HPMOR is referenced
One or more of Hermione, Ron, and Harry have their genders swapped.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione will all be transgender
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OptionProbability
Bond will be a man
Gunplay
Bond drives a car
On screen fatalities
London will appear on screen
Urban scene
Bond wears a suit/tuxedo
Car chase scene
Bond tells ≥1 joke
A vessel is shown on screen containing any of the following: ketchup, mustard, wasabi, soy sauce, hot sauce, beer, wine, whiskey, cologne, or sulfuric acid.
A named character speaks in a language other than English
Bond introduces himself as "Bond, James Bond"
Bond drinks a martini
Female and/or BIPOC director and/or producer
Opening action sequence
The Tower of London, Big Ben, Buckingham Palace, Wembley, or Heathrow appears on screen.
Gun Barrel Sequence
Bond will attend a gala, soirée, ball, banquet, masquerade, black-tie event, cocktail party, fundraiser, awards ceremony, premiere, reception, or a charity auction.
Sex scene
World capital other than London appears on screen
Hacking electronics of some form
Q appears
Runtime of at least 2 hours/120 minutes.
Bond solves ≥ 1 problem non-violently
Bond uses explosives
The plot will be predominantly set in present day
Bond disarms someone with a melee weapon using martial arts
The main theme song will be sung by a female
The film features a scene at a UNESCO World Heritage Site.
Fatal-if-missed aerial jump
A Bird (Avian) Will Appear Onscreen for >2 Seconds
Bond will shoot an inanimate object on purpose.
Asia will appear on screen
Someone goes through a pane of glass
A named character is a double (or triple, etc.) agent
It will feature ≥1 actor that was part of No Time to Die
It will gross more worldwide than No Time to Die ($774M)
The villain will use or work in the field of artificial intelligence.
"King" or "Queen" of England mentioned
Bond is on vacation (is shown somewhere for enjoyment, without purpose for his mission)
Someone in the movie says the title
@HenriThunberg enjoys the film
The villain is played by an actor who had a lead or recurring role on a prestigious television series that aired on either AMC or HBO.
South America, Africa, or Australia will appear on screen
The words "James Bond will return" appear on screen during or after the credits.
Bond rides a motorcycle
A single large explosion occurs on screen at the same time as Bond, and he doesn't look at it
>=85 on Tomatometer 1 month after US release
Critics will say it's a return to classic bond
A sniper rifle is fired
At least a portion filmed in Canada
Blue-eyed Bond
There will be a scene with wagering, gambling or betting
Bond wields a Walther PPK
Interracial sex scene
Pegasus, Phoenix, Griffin, Unicorn, Kraken, Minotaur, Medusa, Cyclops, Sphinx, Kitsune, Chimera, or Thunderbird (any visual representation)
Jungle / forest scene
M will be played by Ralph Fiennes
Bond flys an aircraft
James Bond disobeys orders from MI6 or the British government
Bond attends a soccer match, cricket game, rugby match, boxing/MMA fight, tennis match, e-sport event, the Olympics, a carnival or fair, the opera, or a horse race.
Casino game scene
>= 7.0 IMDB rating 1 year after release
Bond parachutes
It passes the Bechdel test (two named women talk the each other about anything besides a man)
Bond wears shorts
Bond pays for something by leaving money on a table and walking off without the recipient of the money present
>=7.5 on IMDB 1 month after US release
Arctic scene
Someone uses a euphemism to order a killing
Bond gets slapped
Prison/jail scene
A jet ski or snowmobile gets airborne
Black market trafficking
Someone climbs around on the outside of a building
Released in 2028
Skydiving
The main character will order a “Vodka Martini, shaken, not stirred” using that exact phrase.
Bond licks something
Bond and a pond shown on screen together
Main villain has a visible physical defect (scar, handicap, missing limb, ...)
someone combs or brushes their hair (or the hair of another person)
Bond in bondage (not necessarily sexual)
Bond slaps someone
A scene shows James Bond naked
Actor who plays Bond at least 6' (183 cm) tall
Death of a Bond love interest
James Bond talks to a woman while playing a card game.
A Gulf kingdom will appear on screen (e.g. Dubai)
Bond puts something phallic-shaped in his mouth
Bond is violent toward a woman (e.g. painful pulling, slap, throat grip...)
There will be a voiced character that is an AI
Bond rides a bicycle
Torture
Bond receives a gunshot wound
A visible countdown clock, which if it reaches zero something bad happens
Wilhelm scream
The title will refer to life and/or death
@brunoparga correctly guesses a pun beforehand
Bond plays craps, roulette, or blackjack
Bond drives a boat
A safe is cracked (any means possible)
Someone is shot with a tranquilizer dart or other nonlethal incapacitating projectile (getting wounded with a potentially lethal weapon doesn't count)
James Bond plays poker
Bond commits arson
Cryptocurrency is referenced
Oral sex
Bond smokes a cigarette/cigar
Tom Hardy, Cillian Murphy, or Zendaya appear on screen
Martini and a bikini shown on screen at the same time
Terrorists
US premier date is moved forward at least once (has to be numbered date, "summer 2026" doesn't count)
Someone carries a gun disassembled in a nondescript case
Someone speaks a verbal password phrase to verify their identity, gain access to a location, etc.
Actor who plays Bond is a US citizen
A pandemic or biological warfare will be a central plot
Desert scene
Nazis (neo- counts)
The ending pitches a next movie (continued story, introduction of villain, venegance, ...)
Ski chase scene
Drug use
Someone/something is x-rayed
Thunderstorm
Dessert scene
An actor who previous played a Bond villain appears (as either a new or recurring character)
President of the United States is mentioned
IF the main villain has a pet that plays a significant role in the plot, this pet is a horse...
Robots
Bond throws food, darts, or a Molotov cocktail
It refers to the transition between two British monarchs (Elizabeth, Charles and/or others)
Bond has facial hair
Bond will have a hot, young, American sidekick
Theme song will be performed by a band (more than one artist. Duran Duran did it, so there is precedent.)
There will be a promotional event in Fortnite
Bond wears a mask
Sharks
Cocaine or caviar appears on screen
James Bond plays baccarat
Scene with Bond wearing a hat and sunglasses
Bond complains about the quality of an alcoholic beverage
Bond plays golf, tennis, or croquet
Bond will be in a submarine
Bond goes to space
Bond is LQBTQ+
Bond rides an animal
James games (Bond plays any video game, table top board game, or role-playing game) *chess counts, casino games don't
Rolex, Aston Martin, Bollinger Champaign product placements (all three)
Main villain speaks Russian on screen
Bond has a disability
Bond claims to have retired / quit from the world of espionage
Mexico is shown on screen
Moscow, Kyiv, or Paris shown on screen
Jetpack
The movie will be set during the Cold War (1947-1991)
A previous Bond actor appears (as either a new or recurring character)
Trans character - explicity stated they are trans, no ambiguity (must be on screen for min. 7 seconds and say at least 3 words)
An EMP device plays a central role.
Climate change/global warming is explicitly mentioned
At least one named character below 18 years old
Canada is shown on screen
Orgy
Will feature something that can turn invisible
Someone asks for payment in "small, unmarked bills" or "negotiable bearer bonds" (wording need not be exact)
Underwater combat
The word "fuck" is said more than once.
With all this speculation about which kinds of sex acts will be shown, I'm surprised nobody has said it yet, so I'll say it: 𝕓𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕘𝕖
Bond beds a "lady of the night" (ie. He fucks a prostitute)
The main villain has a pet that plays a significant role in the plot.
Bond is blond
Features a shot with someone lowering a newspaper, magazine or book, revealing they had been surreptitiously spying on someone
Someone sees something incredible, and implicitly ascribes it to alcohol (traditionally, by looking at the bottle)
A pinball machine will appear.
Pirates
Theme song is performed by Taylor Swift
Assplay
Bond plays Russian roulette
Emilia Clarke portrays a character
Bond won't be Caucasian
A hamburger appears on screen
Bond uses a VR headset
Bond has a neck tattoo
Nuclear explosion
Someone uses the word "clip" to refer to a magazine
Satanism
Aaron Taylor-Johnson plays Bond
Revealed that "James Bond" has always been a code name.
fight featuring at least one of: viper, mongoose, someone with one of those as their code name
It will be described as featuring AI, such as claims that is uses “AI actors”, as reported by entertainment media.
Gay sex scene
ChatGPT is referenced by any character
Party and play (PnP), also known as chemsex, scene
Bond has a mustache (no other facial hair)
A character has the codename "Fat Rascal"
Theme song is performed by The Weeknd
San Francisco is shown on screen
Pegging
Another character coincidentally has the first name "James" or surname "Bond" (or both)
Horse cock on screen (flaccid)
Bond consumes more than 1.5 loads of jizz
A clocks shows the time 4:20
Feature Nightcore music
Supernatural entities
Prediction markets, origami, or the word "manifold" appear in the movie.
There will be a character codenamed "Fat Rascal" and they will be played by an American
Bond uses chopsticks
Released in 2026
Desert dessert scene (e.g. eating an ice cream in the Sahara)
Any character says the word "anime"
Vampires
Bond vapes
The main character will order a “café mocha, double double” using that exact phrase.
Bond dies
The fourth wall is broken
Scat play
Bond does depraved sexual acts for money (e.g., bukakke, public gang bangs, period play, etc.)
Contains a joke or indirect reference to the "last night I Bond Burgered your sister" meme
Horse cock on screen (erect)
Bond will say the line about snakes on a plane, but only as a metaphor (with snakes representing penises and the plane being his ass).
The handkerchief code is a major plot element
James Bond will say, "I'm rational, rationalussy."
Bond is vegan
It will be directed by a woman
Bond plays League of Legends
Destiny appears on screen
Bond says, “Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!”
Dragons
Dinosaurs
It will be directed by Christopher Nolan
Bond hits the griddy
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OptionProbability
Rihanna
Serena Williams
Virat Kohli
Rafael Nadal
Neymar Jr.
Volodymyr Zekensky
Adam Driver
Jennifer Lawrence
Zack King
Luka Doncic
PewDiePie
Justin Bieber
Daniel Radcliffe
Emma Stone
Any of the 7 BTS members
Selena Gomez
Any member of Blackpink
Taylor Swift
Michael Cera
Maria Sharapova
Markiplier
Marques Brownlee
Any member of Girl's Generation
Margot Robbie
Ben Johns (pickleball)
Adele
Simone Biles
Tom Holland
Palmer Luckey
Dwarkesh Patel
Halsey
Timothée Chalamet
Post Malone
Harry Styles
Kevin Durant
John Boyega
Drake
Ariana Grande
Alia Bhatt
Camille Lellouche
Sally Rooney
Shohei Ohtani
Patrick Collison
David Cross
Joji
Emotional Oranges (any member)
Tay Zonday
Barron Trump
The next US president excluding Trump & Vance
Andrew Huberman
Sam Altman
Jungkook
Logan Paul
MrBeast
Destiny
Max Verstappen
Magnus Carlsen
Manuel Neuer
Lorde
MoistCritical
KSI
Emma Watson
Oreslan
Taylor Hill
Emelia Clarke
Pony Ma Huateng
Muqtada al-Sadr
G.E.M. (Gloria Tang)
Zhang Jike
Ritesh Agarwal
Jimin
Haley Joel Osment
Bruno Mars
Neeraj Chopra
Alia Al Mansoori
Naomi Osaka
Kylian Mbappe
Maisie Williams
Eliezer Yudkowsky
Zendaya
Dylan Wang
xQc
Billie Eilish
Hikaru Nakamura
Jenna Ortega
Lady Gaga
Robert Eggers
Emma Radacanu
Emma Chamberlain
Eric Rosen
Robert Pattinson
Yuna Kim
Leonardo DiCaprio
Eric Hansen
Ezra Miller
Jessie Eisenberg
Hans Niemann
Miley Cyrus
Lewis Hamilton
George Hotz
Wirtual
Vitalik Buterin
AOC
Greta Thunberg
Aella
Katy Perry
Lil Nas X
Scott Auckerman
Yuval Noah Harari
All members of Blackpink
Oprah Winfrey
Jennifer Aniston
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Taylor Swift
Zendaya
Tim Scott
Travis Kelce
Miley Cyrus
Jimmy Carter
Jeff Bezos
Ariana Grande
Kanye West
Tom Brady
Pete Davidson
Elon Musk
Timothée Chalamet
Leonardo DiCaprio
Donald Trump
Kim Kardashian
Britney Spears
Eliezer Yudkowsky
Bill Gates
John Mayer
Aella
Josh Allen
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Jackie Chan
Ken Watanabe
Keanu Reeves
Paul Rudd
Chris Pratt
Donnie Yen
Karen GIllan
Zendaya
Hiroyuki Sanada
Timothee Chalamet
Lucy Liu
Nicolas Cage
Dev Patel
Jim Carry
Masaki Nakao
Ryan Potter
Scarlett Johansson
Johnny Depp
Jacob Hopkins
Dylan Sprouse
Kodai Matsuoka
Elizabeth Olsen
Wesley Wong
Hayley Kiyoko
Lana Condor
Jack Black
Inaki Godoy
Emily Rudd
Jack De Sena
Dante Basco
Tom Holland
Ben Schwartz
Ryan Gosling
Aaron Paul
Leonardo DiCaprio
Michelle Yeoh
Adam Sandler
Eliezer Yudkowsky/
Destiny
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Robert Downey Jr
Cillian Murphy
Ryan Coogler
Timothee Chalamet
Ralph Fiennes
Michelle Williams
Bradley Cooper
Willem Dafoe
Edward Norton
Amy Adams
Zendaya
Tom Cruise
Glenn Close
Michelle Pfeiffer
Naomi Watts
Michael Keaton
Steve Buscemi
Paul Giamatti
Matt Damon
Laura Linney
Mark Ruffalo
Annette Bening
Colin Farrell
Sarah Silverman
Johnny Depp
John Malkovich
Jim Carrey
Woody Harrelson
Samuel L Jackson
Sigourney Weaver
Bill Murray
Peter O'Toole
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Sydney Sweeney
Other
Cara Delevingne
Zendaya
Margot Robbie
Lily James
Florence Pugh
Emily Blunt
Jennifer Lawrence
Vanessa Kirby
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NO
YES
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OptionVotes
YES
NO
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OptionProbability
Nikki Glaser
Simone Biles
Glenn Powell
Keanu Reeves
Florence Pugh
Ali Wong
Steven Yeun
Zendaya
Rachel McAdams
Finn Wolfhard
Tom Holland
Christian Bale
Noah Centineo
Jacob Tremblay
Zazie Beetz
Hailee Steinfeld
Olivia Cooke
Kiernan Shipka
Joaquin Phoenix
Tom Cruise
Brad Pitt
Leonardo DiCaprio
Millie Bobby Brown
Chloe Grace Moretz
Daisy Ridley
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Tom Hanks
Jim Cummings
Tim Burton
Raven-Symoné
Timothee Chalamet
Zendaya
66
50
50
50
41
41
