Hiroshima News

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Abrahamic religion

Has been to Africa

Heterosexual

English speaker (human)

A specific living individual

Catholic

Male

Photo exists of them wearing a baseball hat

White

Manifold thinks they are "right-wing"

An individual head of state (current or elect)

Blue eyes

Currently married

6 feet / 183 cm or taller

Born after Hiroshima bombing & before Macintosh 128K release

White hair

Based in Europe

Has won Times POTY before

AI-related

At least 75 years old at time of announcement

Two or more children

Jeffrey Epstein associate

Elected pope in 2025

Drinks alcohol

At least one divorce (human)

Under 40 years old at time of announcement

Blonde

Recording exists of them saying "fuck"

Is two or more people

Has Tattoo

Has used cannabis

veteran / military experience

Bald

Born in the Commonwealth

Has been accused of molesting their sister

Athlete (Professional) (can be retired)

has served time in a prison/jail for any reason

known to have been a shriner / bear / elk / mason / rotary club / lion or other social club member

...could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

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NO