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4c) Generalisation splitting, posted EoY 2026

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3b) A taxonomy of selection hacking, >3 comments

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1c) AI Safety Research Futarchy Follow-up, posted EoY 2026

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3a) A taxonomy of selection hacking, >50 upvotes

1b) AI Safety Research Futarchy Follow-up, >3 comments

2c) Prediction markets for good, posted EoY 2026

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5a) Weak-to-strong is a bad idea, >50 upvotes

2a) Prediction markets for good, >50 upvotes

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4b) Generalisation splitting, >3 comments

1a) AI Safety Research Futarchy Follow-up, >50 upvotes

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6c) DCI Philosophy and Theory of Change, posted EoY 2026

4a) Generalisation splitting, >50 upvotes

New character we haven't seen yet

Monkey D. Dragon

Scopper Gaban

Jaguar D. Saul

YES

NO

Simping

copium

Metaculus

femcel

GPT-8

xenogender

AuDHD

otherkin

mogged

workslop

Transbian

headmate

Aroace

Underquilt

Ameritrash

rizzful

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

chadlet

Manifund

SDXL

Mountainousness

greebled

NotKillEveryoneIsm

NO

NO

Is marketed as Episode X

Red lightsaber on screen

Will be announced before 2028

Blue lightsaber on screen

Green lightsaber on screen

The "Millennium Falcon" is on screen or mentioned

Trailer out before 2028 (teaser counts)

New droid companion

"Darth Sidious" or "Palpatine" is mentioned

A character is a Skywalker (by blood, name does not matter)

Is defined as part of a trilogy, before its premier date

Tie fighters on screen

"Darth Vader" is mentioned

A dead character has spoken lines

A dead person appears as something like a ~spirit

Oscar Isaac returns in his previous role

Strong, quasi-masculine-presenting female lead character

Scantily clad hypersexualized female characters

Movie contains reference to upcoming movie (e.g. "to be continued")

Digital version of dead actor plays a role

Any actor from the original trilogy plays the same role

Yellow lightsaber on screen

Scores ≥7.5 on IMDB exactly one month after release

There will be a new lightsaber based weapon form we haven’t seen before (like Kylo’s light saber hilt).

John Boyega returns in his previous role

Taxes are mentioned

Droid dances

Using the force to choke someone

Death Star mentioned

Flashback to a period clearly overlapping with movies I-IX

Blue milk on screen

Adam Driver returns in his previous role

Purple lightsaber on screen

Cantina band song remix

Sole director credit to Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy

Will NOT be announced before 2030

Main character is not human

Somehow, Palpatine returned

NO

Outgassing

Something Else