Solo News

Above 1

Above 5

Above 10

Above 15

Above 20

Above 30

Other

BDSM

Power couple

"Fun while it lasted"

Me + *Her*

Keynesian beauty contest

Spinning rapidly in opposite directions

Polyamory

Monogamy

Relationship Futarchy

Human + Robot

Enemies to Lovers

Co-conspirators

Philosophically incompatible

Conjoined twinks

Horizontal gene transfer

borgie

Relationship Anarchy

Platonic

Wild Lovers

Friends with Benefits

Relationship constitutional republic: people in it have systemically different levels of power and decision-making influence

Forever alone

Glucose guardian/splenda spender/sugar daddy

Hive / Swarm / Superorganism

Love triangle

Traditional marriage of two cis straight White Christian vanilla people where the man "leads" and is 0-4 years older than the woman, with 2.5 kids (not counting any LGBTQIA+ ones) and a McMansion with 2.5 SUVs/trucks

Universal love

merged consciousness

Rationalussy

Vespertine

liking/reacting to even their most meaningless posts and comments on social media and prediction markets

Matriarchy

Labor Union

Socratic

Partners in crime, like Caroline Ellison and Sam Bankman-Fried

One with an IPO (Intimate Partnership Offer)

Just being one helluva slut

Beard

Paradixical

Friends with Detriments

NP-complete

"I'll never admit to anyone that we met on Tinder"

Hell's Kitchen

Stockholm Syndrome

London Syndrome

Financial Domination

The Price is Right

Crows

Single by choice (except it's other people's choice)

Budget horse

assortative

Hubris quest

Fiends with benefits

Envenomation

Polygamy

Polyandry

Ethical Non-Monogamy

Unethical Non-Monogamy

Celibacy

Aromanticism

Solo poly

Open relationship

Polyfidelity

What's a "relationship"?

Reflexive

Symmetric

Transitive

Metamour

Socially enforced monogamy

Unreciprocated love

Asexual romance

Abusive

"This is my emotional support Ex"

FWB

Enemies-To-Lovers

Codependent

Transference

Monogamish

Voyeuristic

Hobbesian

Romantic Mutual Suicide

Mutuals

Animalistic

Human + AI

parasocial

Polycule

Cuckold

Throuple

Boyce-Codd normal form

Aristotelian

I like big butts and I cannot lie

I like big butts and I cannot tell the truth, how will you escape our dungeon

YES

NO SOLO NO-HITTER IN 2026

Sonny Gray (Boston Red Sox)

Other

Tarik Skubal (Detroit Tigers)

Paul Skenes (Pittsburgh Pirates)

Shohei Ohtani (Los Angeles Dodgers)

George Kirby (Seattle Mariners)

Bryan Woo (Seattle Mariners)

Trey Yesavage (Toronto Blue Jays)

Nolan McLean (New York Mets)

Bubba Chandler (Pittsburgh Pirates)

Cam Schlittler (New York Yankees)

Shane Bieber (Cleveland Guardians)

Hunter Brown (Houston Astros)

Roki Sasaki (Los Angeles Dodgers)

Carlos Rodón (New York Yankees)

Framber Valdez (Houston Astros)

Luis Castillo (Philadelphia Phillies)

Yoshinobu Yamamoto (LA Dodgers)

Garrett Crochet (Boston Red Sox)

Corbin Burnes (Arizona Diamondbacks)

Zack Wheeler (Philadelphia Phillies)

Gerrit Cole (New York Yankees)

Hunter Greene (Cincinnati Reds)

Cole Ragans (Kansas City Royals)

Logan Gilbert (Seattle Mariners)

Max Fried (New York Yankees)

Logan Webb (San Francisco Giants)

Reid Detmers (Los Angeles Angels)

Cristopher Sanchez (Philadelphia Phillies)

Michael Wacha (Kansas City Royals)

Emerson Hanconck (Seattle Mariners)

Jacob Misiorowski (Milwaukee Brewers)

Sandy Alcantara (Miami Marlins)

YES

NO

YES

a performer is Alive today (Feb 2024) (not a backup dancer or singer, named performer)

a string instrument is played in person

band is a solo act

Audience is 10 or more people

a brass instrument is played in person

A non original cover song is played by another artist than the headline band

a rap song is performed

Bad Bunny In attendance (IN PERSON)

elon musk in attendance (IN PERSON)

backup dancers of some kind (virtual or in person)

sponsored by spacex

sponsored by spotify

sponsored by apple music

david bowie music or cover will be played

will happen 2030 or earlier

Audience is 100 or more people

band is Three or more members

a performer is Born 2030 or later

stars Taylor Swift

luffy and loki jump sesh

luffy doesnt make it

Economy: This was a ZIRP and I can't justify my fees in a tighter environment

Skills: I fail to stay relevant

Skills: The logistical overhead (including taxes, LLC stuff, etc) becomes overwhelming

AI: Supply/demand shifts such that I can't justify my fees

Legal: I get sued and net less than $10k after legal fees and/or penalty

Health: I get a chronic illness

Health: I get an acute injury

NO