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See a bear

Flat tire

Hitch a lift

Ride through a thunderstorm

make it all the way to the Atlantic with at least 90% of the distance covered by bike/foot

fall off the bike

Make use of the WarmShowers network

Exceed a speed of 35mph

Have sex while on tour

Cycle >65 miles in one day

Learn interesting lore from a local in at least one place you pass through

Get sunburnt

Be chased by a dog

Receive a gift from someone you meet along the way [not including social gestures, see comments]

Someone you meet irl invites you to stay at their home (including camping on their property)

Encounter snow (via active precipitation OR unmelted on side of road)

rained on

Broken spoke

Try a new food and love it!

Encounter road closure

See a snake

someone honks at you (from a car, while on your bicycle)

Someone shouts encouragement from a vehicle

See a cat with 3+ kittens

Make it to the end without any further broken spokes

End the trip at a lower weight than you started (<65kg)

Meet an online friend IRL

Eat more than 5,000 kcals in a single day

Meet a manifold user IRL (who I haven't met before)

Three or more flat tires

Notice a custom license plate that you find funny

experience temperatures above 100°F (38°C)

Try a new food and hate it!

Cycle >110 miles in one day

Someone shouts verbal abuse from a vehicle

get invited to someone's church

Cry

Poop somewhere that isn’t a toilet or portapotty

End the trip at a higher weight than you started (>65kg)

Broken chain

Something that is not the whole bike gets stolen (wheel, lights, money, phone, etc)

3 people you meet join Manifold to participate in this market

Someone you meet joins Manifold to bet on this market and is still active on the site (betting 3+ days/week) when all options resolve

Get rash from poison oak or poison ivy

Get pulled over / stopped by police [while on bicycle]

Get ill enough that you skip a day.

Someone asks if you know Prince Harry

Observe, divert route or delay because of a tornado

Be hit by an automobile

Have animals access your food while camping

Divert or delay route due to wildfire and/or poor air quality due to smoke

Have bike stolen

Buy a new bike

Hytale

Left 4 Dead 3

Far Cry 8

Portal 3

Star Craft 3

Team Fortress 3

Grand Theft Auto 7

Counter Strike 3

Crysis 4

Star Citizen

Fable 4

Physint (Kojima stealth game)

Saints Row (6th main game)

Age of Empires 5

Red Dead Redemption 3

Banjo Kazooie 3

Tekken 9

Super Smash Bros (after Ultimate)

Riot's MMORPG

Armored Core 7

Fallout 5

Bloody Roar 5

A Plague Tale 3

Watch Dogs 4 (after Legion)

Kingdom Hearts 4

Dead or Alive 7

Bayonetta 4

Half Life 3

Devil May Cry 6

Mass Effect 5

rivals of aether 3

Soul Calibur 7

Mega Man 12

Dragon Quest 12

Romance of the Three Kingdoms 15

Dynasty Warriors 10

Samurai Shodown (after 2019 release)

Final Fantasy 18

Earth Defense Force 7

Radio the Universe

Dynasty Warriors 11

Little Nightmares 3

Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves

Crackdown 4

Dead Island 3

Dead Space 4

Pikmin 5

Tony Hawk Pro Skater 6

BlazBlue (after Cross Tag Battle)

Under Night In-Birth 3

ARK Survival Evolved 2

Mario Kart 10

Diablo 5

Bioshock 4 (after Infinite)

Monaco 2

Elder Scrolls 6

Marathon

Far Cry 7

Final Fantasy 17

Street Fighter 7

The Sims 5

Persona 6

Mortal Kombat after 'MK1' (MK12)

Resident Evil 9

Wolf Among Us 2

Civilization 8

Hearts of Iron 5

Need for Speed (26th main game)

Tropico 7

Gran Turismo 8

King of Fighters 16

Guilty Gear (after Strive)

Haunted Chocolatier

Skate 4

ARMA 4

Splatoon 4

Control 2

2XKO

Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines 2

Virtua Fighter 6

Command and Conquer 5

Gears of War 6

Witcher 4 Polaris

Europa Universalis 5

S&box (Sandbox)

Grand Theft Auto 6

Silksong (Hollow Knight)

deadlock / neon Prime (valve game)

Outer Worlds 2

Silent Hill f (the next main game)

Killing Floor 3

Death Stranding 2

Mario Kart 9

Monster Hunter Wilds

Civilization 7

Slitterhead

Rivals of Aether 2

Mario Party 12 (after Super Mario Party)

Frostpunk 2

Prince of Persia after Lost Crown

Getting a new girlfriend

Getting depressed

Starting a new hobby

Getting a certification/degree

Breaking a personal record/achievement

Meeting a celebrity

Recovering from depression

Having sex

Going on 3 dates

Attending a funeral

eat a banana

Eating a shrimp

eat meat of any bird

Getting vaccinated

Winning a prize/money/giveaway

Getting a sincere compliment from a stranger on the street

Being happy

Reading 3 books

Stopping with therapy

Having sex in a different country

Eating a potato chip

Use a contraceptive (condom, pill, etc)

Getting a new job

Crying at the cinema

Either donating more to charity, or donating to a more cost effective charity, than last year

Having sex with 3 different people

Losing my mana streak

Getting a new house

Getting a new car

Finding money on the street

Running an official running event

Using LSD with someone who hasn't done it before

Trying 3 new recreational drugs

Losing or gaining weight (more than 5kg, now 72.8kg)

Learning a new language

Getting shit on by a bird

Going on a holiday alone

Doing drugs with my mother

Receiving a text message or call from someone who I haven't spoken in 3+ years

Joining a sports team/club

Joining a new or other political party

Getting drinks with my first ex-girlfriend

Getting Covid-19

Crashing in a 2nd bicycle accident

Losing another family member

Making a viral social media post

Being mistaken for someone famous

Winning a competition/award

Starting a blog/substack/podcast

Experiencing a natural disaster

Getting a new nickname at my future job

Getting a game console

Starting a side business

Moving to a different city/country

Developing a chronic health condition

Breaking the screen of my smartphone

Attending an Ayahuasca ceremony

Hospitalized (24H+)

Getting hearing aids

Getting a medical operation

Getting back with my ex

Getting a STD

Getting someone pregnant

Getting a new pet

Experiencing war

Attending a wedding

Getting married/engaged

Attending a baby shower

Having more than 10K streams on an AI song I made

Deciding to get an abortion

Team will be scoreless for a quarter

Super Bowl MVP is a quarterback

Winning team has more total yards

First play from scrimmage is a rush

Opening kickoff result is a touchback

Last play is 'victory formation'

Player spikes ball during a touchdown celebration

Player crying during national anthem

Quarterback runs in for a touchdown

Announcer says "goat"

Player gets carted off the field

All quarters have points scored (no 0-0 quarters)

Current or former US President in attendance

Announcer says "tush push"

First score is a touchdown

Both teams make 33 yard or longer field goal

Team that scores last wins the game

Score is tied again after 0-0

Broadcast uses video from pylon camera

Both teams score in 1st quarter

Failed 4th down attempt

Gatorade shower color is yellow/green

An administrative timeout is taken

Player goes into the blue tent

Winning team has more passing yards

Player with prime jersey number scores a touchdown

Rules analyst disagrees with a decision a ref made

Holding call in 4th quarter

Taylor Swift is at the game

Chains used to measure first down 1+ times

WM Phoenix Open winning score under par is higher than Super Bowl kicking points

First turnover is an interception

Head coach throws a challenge flag

Tom Brady is at the game

Super Bowl is won by a bird team

First score is a field goal

Coin toss is 'heads'

Coin toss is 'tails'

National anthem is over 2 minutes

Player flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct

Head coach or player throws something on sideline in frustration

Team scores in all 4 quarters (same team)

50+ yard field goal is made

Team scores in last 30 seconds of either half

Any player scores 2+ touchdowns

Winning margin is 10+ points

Illegal use of hands to the face penalty given

Kicker is iced

2 point conversion attempted

Team scores in the last 30 seconds of the game

Play with one or more attempted laterals occurs

Any player scores 7+ points individually

Ruling on the field gets overturned by review

Super Bowl MVP threw an interception or fumbled during the game

No penalty called in last 5 minutes of the game

Any current or former US president is directly referenced by announcer

Penalty for 'roughing the passer' is given

Either quarterback has 2+ interceptions

Tush Push touchdown is made

Injury timeout is taken

Final combined total of QB pass completions is odd

[1st half total score] > [2nd half total score]

[Total score] > [Longest field goal made]

First touchdown celebration includes acrobatics

Any player has a 60+ yard reception

Both teams complete their first pass attempt

Special teams touchdown

Onside kick attempt

Player shown eating a snack on the sideline

Jersey number of last touchdown scorer is even

Altercation occurs between a player and a coach

Trick play results in positive yardage

Both teams have a 4th quarter lead

Kick is missed

Successful 2-point conversion

First drive of game is a '3 and out'

Team leading at halftime loses

Live animal enters the field of play

50+ yard return

Any QB throws for 400 or more yards in the game

Player retires immediately after game

Backup QB gets put in the game

A player catches the ball with one hand

Player knocks non-player over on the sideline

No penalties in the 4th quarter

Any player successfully hurdles a defender

Wild Card team makes the Super Bowl

Teams are a rematch of a previous super bowl

Unauthorized person gets on the field of play

Winning team has more turnovers

At least one team has 0 points at halftime

Announcer says “hawk-eye”

Team has 5+ sacks

Final score is the same as the final score of a previous Super Bowl

[LX total score] > [LIX total score]

Streaker (fully or partially nude on field)

A player listed over 260 lbs scores a touchdown

Announcer says "stud"

Team is a first time super bowl winner

A player's jersey gets torn

Unauthorized person touches midfield logo

Player gets ejected from the game

Score is tied at half-time

Points scored in the first 90 seconds

Puppy Bowl 2026 MVP shares a first or last name with the SB MVP

Team wins by exactly one point

QB catches a pass from any player

Kick is successfully blocked

There is a doink

No rushing touchdowns scored

Pick 6 occurs

Game goes to OT

Successful 'hail mary' pass is made

Final score is scorigami

A safety is scored

Any player to score an octopus

Super Bowl MVP not from winning team

Stadium blackout occurs

NO

Monster Hunter WIlds

Red Dead Redemption 3

Haunted Chocolatier

Far Cry 7

Fable

Elder Scrolls 6

Hades 2

Grand Theft Auto 6

Kingdom Hearts 4

Death Stranding 2

S&box

Slitterhead

The Last of Us 3

Killing Floor 3

Silksong

Persona 6

Civilization 7

2XKO

Skate 4

Black Myth: Wukong

Rivals of Aether 2

Splatoon 4

Frostpunk 2

Hearts of Iron 5

YES

YES

Life's a bitch and then you die

"There is water at the bottom of the ocean" - Talking Heads

"It's not a cry that you hear at night, it's not somebody who has seen the light, it's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah"

"Take me where the future is lying, St Elmo's Fire!"

"I believe your parents did the best job they knew how to do"

"If I could fall into the sky, do you think time would pass us by?"

"Like Hephaestion who died, Alexander's lover."

"The secret of any victory lies in the organization of the non-obvious"

The lyrics of "Sweet Dreams" by Tori Amos taken as a whole

"These bastards stole their power from the victims of the Us v. Them years, wrecking all things virtuous and true"

"Don't go making phony calls, only dial the seven-digit numbers you used to."

"Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens" -Heaven, Talking Heads

"There's things to be done all over the world but let's rebuild America first"

"Don't you have somewhere to be at 7:30?" -When You Die, MGMT

"Second chances never matter, people never change"

"Capitalism has made it this way; old fashioned fascism will take it away"

"And I dare not preach what I don't understand"

"Gotta do what you can just to keep your love alive Tryin' not to confuse it with what you do to survive In '69 I was twenty-one and I called the road my own I don't know when that road turned onto the road I'm on"

The lyrics of "Sweet Dreams" by Eurythmics taken as a whole

NO

[Undisclosed Book for ACX Book Review Contest]

Advanced Portfolio Management

Option Volatility & Pricing

Njal's Saga

The Bostonians

The History of the Peloponnesian War

Middlemarch

Winds of Winter, lmao

The Histories

Dune Books 2, 3 & 4

Children of Time

Romance of the Three Kingdoms

Catch-22

The Crying of Lot 49

YES