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    Prediction markets for Ink

    OptionProbability

    Prompts like “draw a centaur”

    Prompts with a style, like “draw a centaur, ink brush painting” will work

    Prompts with a person, like “draw a centaur that resembles Jimmy Carter” will work

    Any prompt that includes the word “centaur” will work

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    🌶️ Improve my chili?🌶️ [ADD OPTIONS]

    Jul 18, 10:05 PMDec 31, 10:57 PM
    18484

    OptionProbability

    Decompose it into infinite spheres, then a few parts per sphere, rotate the spheres by arccos(1/3), unite them and you will find 2 chilis (Banach-Tarski)

    Put the chili in a taco

    Tip every user who bet YES on this option 69 Mana while preparing the chili

    Assume the chili is not in the interval [0,1], square it for more chili, if it is in (0,1), take the square root, else (equals 0 or 1) add 1 to it.

    Use sourdough instead of yeast

    Make the chili "bigly"

    Make the chili great again

    Make the chili the bestest, bigliest chili in the land

    Trumpify the chili

    Vote for the chili

    Turn the chili into a metaphor (NOT a simile) for the best moment of your life

    Make it edible and throw it in

    Make the chili "big league"

    Season with your heart

    Get your friends to help you make a batch ten times the size, but add a Pepper X (2.7M Scoville heat units) to the mixture

    Assume the chili is in the interval [0,1], take the square root for less chili, if it is not in (0,1), square it, else (equals 0 or 1) subtract 1 from it.

    Assume the chili is continuous. Then find an antiderivative of the chili.

    Reboot the chili

    Translate the chili

    Replace a local church's communion with the chili (you can choose whether it replaces the bread or the wine)

    The

    Put pure resiniferatoxin in it (16 billion scoville heat units)

    Add a teaspoon of powdered thorium (chemical symbol Th)

    Commit armed robbery against the chili for its mana. (the chili's account is @EliezerYudkowsky)

    Take the square root of the chili

    Deport the chili

    Forgo the concept of chili

    AI-generate the chili

    Add a different temperature to the current one

    Use the chili as ink to write in DONALD J TRUMP down the ballot

    Add SpaghettiOs

    Make Chidi's chili from The Good Place (add peeps and M&Ms)

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    OptionVotes

    NO

    YES

    1123

    950

    In 5 years, will I regret my first tattoo?

    Aug 5, 9:16 PMAug 6, 3:59 AM
    14.97%chance
    7140

    OptionVotes

    YES

    NO

    203

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