THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT News

Cannabis is Federally Legalized

Taylor Swift releases her "Taylor Swift" album rerecord

The United States reports a Recession

A Non-QB wins the NFL MVP award

China full-scale invades Taiwan

Puerto Rico becomes a (US) State

Steven "Destiny" Kenneth Bonnell II gets remarried

Nate Silver wins a WSOP Bracelet

GameStop files for Bankruptcy

Taylor Swift dates somebody who does not identify as a man

Steven "Destiny" Kenneth Bonnell II appears on "The Joe Rogan Experience"

The Winds of Winter (Game of Thrones 6th Novel) is Published

Taylor Swift performs at the Super Bowl

A Supreme Court justice dies or announces retirement

King Charles III ceases to be the King of the UK (or England, if the UK is broken up)

Reputation (TV) is released

Travis Kelce Retires From the NFL

Songs on Midnights reach 20 Billion total streams

Taylor Swift dies

The UN has a new member state

Travis Kelce wins a fourth Super Bowl

A woman is president of the United States

Taylor Swift goes to Space

A United States presidential candidate endorsed by Taylor Swift gets elected

Obergefell is effectively overturned by the Supreme Court

The Buffalo Bills beat the Kansas City Chiefs in the playoffs

Taylor Swift does not have a live performance for a period of at least 2 years

Any United States current or former president dies (after Jimmy Carter)

There is an official Russia Ukraine peace treaty

Nine months prior to the birth of Taylor Swift’s first child

A major Philadelphia sports team (NFL, NBA, NHL, MLB) wins a championship

Jimmy Carter Dies

The Carolina Panthers clinch a playoff berth

The Same Party Controls the U.S. House, Senate and Presidency

Taylor Swift releases 2 new (non-rerecord) albums

Taylor Swift gets engaged

Taylor Swift attends a Super Bowl won by the Kansas City Chiefs

Pope Francis ceases to be Pope

Songs on The Tortured Poets Department reach 10 Billion total streams

Destiny is unbanned from Twitch

death stranding 2 releases

bitcoin reaches 80k

end of Blue Monday 2025 (jan 15)

Slay the Spire 2 releases on steam early access

Next President is sworn in ( even if it's Biden )

Silksong

mr beast hits 250M subs on youtube

Alec Baldwin case ends

Trump running mate announced

2024 election is called by AP

The Federal Reserve decreases interest rates

Andrew Tate found guilty of a crime

Cannabis is removed from Schedule 1

Solar panels removed from the White House (again).

tortured poet's department releases

the end of manifest 2024

the start of manifest 2024

Lantern bioworks Lumina treatment given FDA approval for something

julian Assange extradited to usa

spiderman beyond the spiderverse releases

The official name of Elder Scrolls 6 is announced

gta 6 releases

he outlives inflation in the usa (trailing 12 month CPI increase less than 2% before he dies)

Saudi Arabia recognizes Israel

Joe Biden passes away or is murdered

Windows 12 released

binance cease operating

The last case of Guinea worm in humans

trump found guilty of a crime

the ukraine russia war ends

human walks on the moon again

destiny goes on joe rogan

azerbaijian invades armenia

Ukraine joins NATO

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