Mets News

The bride and groom get married

50+ people applause at once (estimated)

>7 person conga line on the dance floor

The Groom is still awake at 2 am

The Bride is still awake at 2 am

Someone wears a top hat

Smores are consumed by guests

There is a Trampoline

There is a giant Jenga tower

Two people make out who have never met before

Someone breakdances competently

Someone who's not the bride wears a white dress

Someone falls asleep at their table during the reception

The "It rains outside during the ceremony" market doxxes the approximate location of the ceremony

There is a ball pit

The flower girl runs away when it is time to go down the aisle

Two trampolines make out (touch) who have never met before

It rains outside during the ceremony

The power goes out at the venue

US-Iran peace deal announced

It rains inside during the ceremony

The US invades Iran

The Bride runs away when it is time to go down the aisle.

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Utopia

Concentration of power in the hands of few.

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