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Melania

Make America Great Again

We love Elon. Folks, we love him.

My Country

Biden

Rosebud

Elon / Elon Musk

Kamala

I'm not dying!

MAGA! Please, MAGA!

Inflation

mars

My legacy, it was the best legacy, it had never been done before

Vriska did nothing wrong

go birds

rationalussy

The doctors tell me I'm dying better than anyone has ever died before. Tremendous dying. The best.

I know more about the afterlife than anyone. Heaven is already calling me saying 'Sir, we've never seen poll numbers like yours up here.

I guess I exercised too much

Hey, make sure that my name appears in the history books as a great person

Joe Biden still survives

"my white plume ..."

Polymarket

The Grim Reaper just called me. Terrific guy. Says he's never seen someone fight death so strongly. Very impressed.

This Isn't Even My Final Form!

NO