Pylon News

At Least 4 Favored Teams Lose

Punt or Kick Return Touchdown

Game Winning Drive starting in the last 2 Minutes

Any Double Digit Underdog Wins

Player Records at least 2 Interceptions in a Game

Quarterback throws at least 4 Touchdowns in a game

Score as time expires in the 4th Quarter/OT

Any team scores 24+ points before halftime

MVP Favorite Changes (from Matthew Stafford)

Pick Six

Fat Guy Touchdown*

35% or higher Kick Return rate

At least one missed kicking extra point attempt

Team change in top 5 Super Bowl favorites from previous Wednesday to Wednesday after the weeks games

2 Point Conversions convert at 50% or higher for the Week

Will a championship belt change teams?*

For each game, take the GCD of both teams' scores. Is the result for any game at least 8?

All Starting Rookie QBs lose

Largest FG made is from 57+ yards out

Shutout

Overtime

Player wearing a Guardian Cap scores a touchdown during a Thanksgiving day game

AFC or NFC Offensive Player of the Week is a Running Back

Safety Scored

A Starting QB gets a likely Season Ending Injury

Fake Punt

Taylor Swift in Attendance to Any Game

Quarterback gets benched in the middle of a game

For each letter of the alphabet, at least one touchdown is scored by a player that has that letter in their first or last name

Any player throws for more than 350 yards and loses

A QB has at least 2 turnovers and at least 4 TDs (including passing)

A QB has at least 3 turnovers and at least 3 TDs (including passing)

A player gets an Octopus

Highest Scoring Game of the Season (so far)*

Any team scores 40+ points

Scorigami

A lateral more than a yard past the line of scrimmage (non-last play of the game)

Bird teams finish with a better record than Cat teams (Win %)

Any 400 yard passer

A prime number of total missed field goals + extra points

A 4th and 11+ is converted*

California Teams (Chargers, Rams, 49ers) finish the week with a better record than New York State teams (Bills, Jets, Giants)

At least 5 QBs throw for 300+ yards

A 1pm EST game is still going when a 4:25pm EST game starts

Any player scores 3 TDs in a game (non-passing)

Hip Drop Tackle penalty called during any game

4th and Goal from the 1 (or inches) stopped

3 Missed FGs or Extra Points (from both teams combined) in a Game

All Starting Rookie QBs win

The player with the most passing yards wears a prime number

Team will be scoreless for a quarter

Super Bowl MVP is a quarterback

Winning team has more total yards

First play from scrimmage is a rush

Opening kickoff result is a touchback

Ruling on the field gets overturned by review

Last play is 'victory formation'

Player spikes ball during a touchdown celebration

Player crying during national anthem

Quarterback runs in for a touchdown

Announcer says "goat"

Player goes into the blue tent

Chains used to measure first down 1+ times

Player gets carted off the field

All quarters have points scored (no 0-0 quarters)

Current or former US President in attendance

Failed 4th down attempt

First score is a touchdown

Both teams make 33 yard or longer field goal

Team that scores last wins the game

Score is tied again after 0-0

Broadcast uses video from pylon camera

Both teams score in 1st quarter

Head coach throws a challenge flag

Tom Brady is at the game

Gatorade shower color is yellow/green

An administrative timeout is taken

Winning team has more passing yards

Player with prime jersey number scores a touchdown

Rules analyst disagrees with a decision a ref made

Holding call in 4th quarter

WM Phoenix Open winning score under par is higher than Super Bowl kicking points

Announcer says "tush push"

First turnover is an interception

Taylor Swift is at the game

First score is a field goal

Coin toss is 'heads'

Coin toss is 'tails'

National anthem is over 2 minutes

Player flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct

Head coach or player throws something on sideline in frustration

Team scores in all 4 quarters (same team)

50+ yard field goal is made

Team scores in last 30 seconds of either half

Any player scores 2+ touchdowns

Winning margin is 10+ points

Illegal use of hands to the face penalty given

Kicker is iced

2 point conversion attempted

Play with one or more attempted laterals occurs

Any player scores 7+ points individually

Super Bowl MVP threw an interception or fumbled during the game

No penalty called in last 5 minutes of the game

Any current or former US president is directly referenced by announcer

Penalty for 'roughing the passer' is given

Either quarterback has 2+ interceptions

Tush Push touchdown is made

Injury timeout is taken

Final combined total of QB pass completions is odd

[1st half total score] > [2nd half total score]

[Total score] > [Longest field goal made]

Both teams complete their first pass attempt

Special teams touchdown

Onside kick attempt

Player shown eating a snack on the sideline

Jersey number of last touchdown scorer is even

Altercation occurs between a player and a coach

Trick play results in positive yardage

Both teams have a 4th quarter lead

Kick is missed

Successful 2-point conversion

First touchdown celebration includes acrobatics

Super Bowl is won by a bird team

Any player has a 60+ yard reception

First drive of game is a '3 and out'

Team scores in the last 30 seconds of the game

Team leading at halftime loses

Live animal enters the field of play

50+ yard return

Player retires immediately after game

Backup QB gets put in the game

A player catches the ball with one hand

Player knocks non-player over on the sideline

No penalties in the 4th quarter

Any player successfully hurdles a defender

Wild Card team makes the Super Bowl

Teams are a rematch of a previous super bowl

Unauthorized person gets on the field of play

Winning team has more turnovers

At least one team has 0 points at halftime

Announcer says “hawk-eye”

Any QB throws for 400 or more yards in the game

Team has 5+ sacks

Final score is the same as the final score of a previous Super Bowl

[LX total score] > [LIX total score]

Streaker (fully or partially nude on field)

A player listed over 260 lbs scores a touchdown

Announcer says "stud"

Team is a first time super bowl winner

A player's jersey gets torn

Unauthorized person touches midfield logo

Player gets ejected from the game

Score is tied at half-time

Points scored in the first 90 seconds

Puppy Bowl 2026 MVP shares a first or last name with the SB MVP

Team wins by exactly one point

QB catches a pass from any player

Kick is successfully blocked

There is a doink

No rushing touchdowns scored

Pick 6 occurs

Game goes to OT

Successful 'hail mary' pass is made

A safety is scored

Any player to score an octopus

Final score is scorigami

Super Bowl MVP not from winning team

Stadium blackout occurs