Santos News

call someone retarded through text or speech

Take control of the army National Guard of a state (not just announcement)

A literal red line on the ground/floor

complete 50% of project 2025 as reported by project2025.observer

Initiates low intensity conflict with Venezuela

Weaponize Federal Procurement: Launch a DOJ criminal investigation into Fed Chair Powell’s $2.5B renovation probity, while simultaneously accepting $400M in private corporate donations for the White House 'State Ballroom'.

repeal or reform the dietary guidelines

request and successfully redraw 1 or more state districts

explicitly conditions FEMA aid to a blue state on unrelated ideological issue

complete 66% of project 2025 as reported by project2025.observer

Stays alive

pass 500 or more executive orders

intervenes to stop a federal criminal investigation into a high ranking republican

new blockade of a country

Eliminate the two-person train crew safety regulations (DoT request from Project 2025)

have any governmental officials visit Taiwan formally or informally

forcibly shuts down a windmill farm power plant or revokes permits etc

declare war and send troops to aggressively enter any new country

request and successfully redraw 2 or more state districts

put his name on a ship in the navy

call for twitter / x to ban account of a democrat politician

order the arrest of a governor by name even if it does not happen

refuse to accept results of 2026 midterms in at least one state

complete 75% of project 2025 as reported by project2025.observer

request and successfully redraw 3 or more state districts

sells 100 square miles or more of federal property to private owners or other countries

File lawsuit against a congressperson

Revoke ten or more citizenships

Actually privatizes at least part of the USPO

Pardons an officer for a crime committed on the job enforcing immigration laws

Says 6 7 (or variant)

Dep

Remove tax exempt status from one or more universities

Trump will pardon those involved before the sentencing - medical fraud schemes

ten or more protestors killed during term

Causes Tina Peters' early release

resume buying oil from Russia

Privatize the FEMA National Flood Insurance Program

sends USA troops to enter Mexico without permission

Mandate teaching Arabic numerals in East (American) Samoan schools

postpones or cancels 2026 senate elections in at least one state

Pardon himself

closes 1 or more national parks (63 as of question creation)

have the DOJ "classify educators and public librarians" who discuss "transgender ideology" with minors as "sex offenders." as per project 2025

Raise the retirement age for social security

Accept a gift of an airplane to *himself personally* (not a gift to the US government)

Nominate a family member to high office

Appoint a crony, such as Bondi, or his personal lawyers, to SCOTUS

have FBI DOJ or other agency charge a congressperson with treason

Orders an agency under federal control to arrest a congressperson

Closes or makes radical ideological changes to The National Museum of African American History and Culture

get ukraine to agree to give up ALL of the donbas AND crimea to russia

Kidnap *another* head of state (after Maduro)

Airstrikes or bombs Mexican territory (drone artillery etc count)

Call for the end of the Senate

Weaken regulations on baby formula as per project 2025

Sunset the Office of Accountability and Whistleblower Protection (Veteran Affairs)

Gets angry with Putin and renews (also indirect) nuclear threat.

Pardons a private citizen for an act in opposition to an anti-trump protest

Raise contribution limits (FEC)

add a new federal holiday in his honor

Bans / restricts guns for trans people (or tries to)

have a journalist arrested

Order the arrest of a sitting member of congress

Have USA test a nuclear bomb anywhere

call someone a pedophile explicitely by name through text or speech

remove a major non NATO ally from the current list

Pardon a convicted pedophile

repeal the Federal Sugar program (USDA) as suggested by project 2025

End congressional review of arms transfers to foreign countries (DoD)

host putin at mar a lago

Pardons someone acting as a private citizen for an act in support of immigration enforcement (not an on duty officer)

Salute Putin

Enforce the Comstock Act at least once

federalize a city or area currently under control of another state (not DC)

force a census to happen when it normally wouldnt

complete 90% of project 2025 as reported by project2025.observer

repeal the federal mandate to label genetically engineered food (as per project 2025)

Eliminate ACA's requirement to cover the morning after pill

Lessen child labor regulations to allow "teenage workers" to work "inherently dangerous jobs". (DoL)

issue circulation coin or bill with his image or pass laws to do that in the near future

classify "transgender ideology" as "domestic terrorism," as per The Daily Wire

department of defense renamed to Dept of war

Get rid of Noaa.

Pardon ghislaine maxwell

Implement a federal abortion ban

Does Nazi / Roman salute with same passion as Elon's gesture

force a former president to testify before Congress

Deports at least one athlete during the 2026 FIFA World Cup

appoint a family member to lead any federal agency

Impose time-limits on how long low-income people can receive Medicaid in their lifetime

Pardon p diddy

stops all sanctions on Russia

enact special taxes or tariffs on a subset of states he does not like

Military against drug cartells on venezuelas ground

Deploy US troops into any of 83 Federal subjects of Russian Federation (or announce that)

Withdraw from NATO

Eliminate the Federal Reserve mission of full employment

Call for the banning of HRT (hormone replacement therapy)

revoke broadcasting licenses of a media company he does not like

Deports at least one Olympic athlete during the 2028 Summer Olympics

Implement a federal age of consent

Abolish the Federal Reserve and move to a "free banking" system

Ban construction of new windmills in the USA for power generation

Remove all federal funding for SNAP/food stamps

Gets influence on Gaza strip to make investment deals with real estate or buys land.

Uses the US military or National Guard to prevent at least one legal voter from casting a ballot during 2028 election

All 10 of the 10 largest protests in the USA happen under trump

Eliminate the DHS Office of Intelligence and Analysis

repeal Obamacare

pardon derek chauvin

admin stops reccomending fluorinated water entirely

Add a citizenship question to the census

confiscate 1 million or more from the Democratic party itself

confiscate 1 million or more from an individual Congress person

debank a congressperson governor or mayor

Enact price controls on groceries

Four or more protestors (or bystanders) killed by national guard

announce that a part of Canada belongs to the USA

expand the supreme Court and appoint someone new

Prohibit use of aborted fetal cells in research for new medical applications as per project 2025

Eliminate the U.S. Trade and Development Agency

Threatening to attack a US defence pact ally (e.g. NATO, Rio Pact etc.) with nuclear weapons

actually disinter bodies from another country

Call for the end of child marriage

Four or more protestors/bystanders killed by national guard/military in one day

Repeal of the Antiquities Act of 1906

change it so that presidents can serve 3 or more terms again

orders arrests of any Biden family member

delete Juneteenth as a federal holiday

federally mandate ten commandments or Bible in classrooms

Prosecute someone for flag burning

His name is on the ballot for the 2028 Republican primaries in any state/territory

Announce he’s running for a third term

cause Fox, nbc CNN MSNBC or another main news channel to shut down

Call for the death penalty of any former president by name

all time high unemployment reached

Require all schools that receive federal funding to give students the military entrance test.

Pass a federal "Parents' Bill of Rights" with regard to Education

Remove all unions in the Dept. of Homeland Security

Prevent the VA from covering abortion services

Replace his Vice President

Call for the default of the United States sovereign debt

Causes derek chauvin's early release

declare he has officially undone a past presidential pardon

Eliminate the Office of Children’s Health Protection

cancel the 2028 election / it doesnt happen for any reason

Calls himself a dictator or unambiguous synonym (without equivocating)

Attack a NATO ally.

Eliminate the Office of Enforcement and Compliance Assistance (EPA)

expand the borders of the usa

remove tax exempt from only certain religions

have a supreme court justice impeached and/or removed

threaten to disinter bodies from another country

Mandate time-and-a-half compensation on a Sabbath (project 2025 request)

fauci in jail at least one week

take control of a part of ukraine

add a new state

pardon george santos

take state ownership in an airline

Repeal the Global Change Research Act of 1990

ban trans people from holding federal offices

changes the logo or name of a previously offensive sport team (pressures until they actually do it)

Annex any part of Mexico

ends black history month

Eliminate the DOE Loan Program

Delist the grizzly bear AND gray wolf from the Endangered Species Act

take control of a part of greenland

New restrictions on SSRIs (including a ban)

Sides with Putin because he has compromising information against Trump regarding the Epstein files.

Call for the end of gay marriage

Fully or partially privatize Social Security

Dissolve/shut down/abolish NASA

Postpone the elections due to emergency

make statements that are negative about labubu

Wind down and privatize Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac

Call for the assassination of the leader of an allied nation

Call for the abolition of the voting rights act or the 15th amendment

breaks ground on a trump building in Gaza

Detonates a nuclear weapon as an act of war

fully nationalize an airline

stop California from hosting the Olympics

Deports all the athletes of at least one nation during the 2028 Summer Olympics

ban all new incoming students from china and/or india

Eliminate all administrative proceedings within the SEC

change or add a face on Mount Rushmore

change the borders of a state

breaks ground on a trump building in Russia

repeal an amendment

declares a white history month

Call for the end of the House of Reps

give sell or otherwise transfer a part of Alaska to Russia

enter a mutual defense partnership with russia or north korea

After the ballroom he starts building a palace for the future Trump-Monarchy

Call for the end of interracial marriage

Deports all the athletes of at least one nation during the 2026 FIFA World Cup

bans anime

Wearing a white dress after labor day

Dept of defense renamed to dept of peace

bans 6 7

Joey Graziadei

Sutton Stracke

Cris Judd

Parvati Shallow

Alana Frances Thompson (aka Honey Boo-Boo)

Jinx Monsoon

Tom Sandoval

Savannah Chrisley

Suze Orman

Paris Hilton

Ronan Farrow

Luann de Lesseps

Zach King

Cole Escola

Walton Goggins

Luke Wilson

Marc Maron

Jason Bateman

Adam DeVine

Drew Barrymore

Jools Lebron

Elle King

Lynne Spears

Emma Chamberlain

Justine Bateman

Denise Richards

Camille Grammar

Scheana Shay

Michael Rapaport

Mike White

Sarah Silverman

Beanie Feldstein

Nicole Richie

Dita Von Teese

Jennifer Tilly

Jessica Gunning

Adam Lambert

Mira Sorvino

Danielle Brooks

Meg Tilly

Julie Chrisley

Daniel Stern

Drake Bell

Dixie D'Amelio

Jeanette McCurdy

Andrea Martin

Billy Bob Thornton

Andy Cohen

Christina Hendricks

Bowen Yang

Noah Cyrus

Raven Simone

Jean Smart

Kelly Ripa

Noah Schnapp

Nikki Blonsky from the movie "Hairspray"

Jussie Smollett

Mel Gibson

Jodie Foster

Dolly Parton

Catherine O'Hara

Mia Farrow

Owen Wilson

Victoria Beckham

Nancy Mace

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Lil Nas X

James Carville

Prince Harry

Sharon Stone

Greg Kinnear

Geena Davis

Jeanine Pirro

Jesse Watters

Linda Evangelista

Richard Gere

Tina Fey

James Charles

Todd Chrisley

Jon Lovett

Ann Coulter

Eric Trump

Meghan Markle

Charlie Sheen

Monica Lewinsky

Pitbull

Hasan Piker

Soon-Yi Previn

Donna Brazile

Elon Musk

Bette Midler

David Beckham

Steve Carell

Woody Harrelson

Harry Sisson

Lady Gaga

Rachel Maddow

Joe Rogan

Sarah Palin

Tiffany Trump

RuPaul

James Woods

Ted Cruz

Ivanka Trump

Donald Trump Jr.

Katy Perry

Anthony Weiner

Kanye West

Hillary Clinton

Gypsy-Rose Blanchard

Marjorie Taylor Greene

Roger Stone

Roseanne Barr

Ariana Grande

Prince William

Woody Allen

George Santos

Donald Trump

Joe Biden

Kevin Spacey

(2026/04/05) In the Tour de Flanders, will Tadej Pogačar outfinish Mathieu van der Poel?

(2026/03/21) In the Milano-San Remo, will Tadej Pogačar outfinish Mathieu van der Poel?

(2026/04/12) In the Paris-Roubaix, will Tadej Pogačar outfinish Mathieu van der Poel?

(2026/04/26) In the Liege-Bastogne-Liege, will Tadej Pogačar outfinish Mathieu van der Poel?

(2026/03/21) In the Milano-San Remo, will Tadej Pogačar outfinish Filippo Ganna?

(2026/01/20) In the Santos Down Under Prologue, will Jay Vine outfinish Matthew Brennan?

(2026/01/22) After the 2nd stage of Santos Down Under, will Jay Vine outfinish Matthew Brennan?

(2026/01/23) After the 3rd stage of Santos Down Under, will Jay Vine outfinish Matthew Brennan?

(2026/01/24) After the 4th stage of Santos Down Under, will Jay Vine outfinish Matthew Brennan?

(2026/01/25) After the 5th stage of Santos Down Under, will Jay Vine outfinish Matthew Brennan?

(2026/01/17) After the 1st stage of the Womens' Santos Down Under, will Noemi Ruegg outfinish Neve Bradbury?

(2026/01/18) After the 2nd stage of the Womens' Santos Down Under, will Noemi Ruegg outfinish Neve Bradbury?

(2026/01/19) After the 3rd stage of the Womens' Santos Down Under, will Noemi Ruegg outfinish Neve Bradbury?

(2026/01/17) After the 1st stage of the Womens' Santos Down Under, will Amanda Spratt outfinish Mackenzie Coupland?

(2026/01/18) After the 2nd stage of the Womens' Santos Down Under, will Amanda Spratt outfinish Mackenzie Coupland?

(2026/01/19) After the 3rd stage of the Womens' Santos Down Under, will Amanda Spratt outfinish Mackenzie Coupland?

(2026/01/19) After the 3rd stage of the Womens' Santos Down Under, will Amanda Spratt outfinish Ally Wollaston?

(2026/01/19) After the 3rd stage of the Womens' Santos Down Under, will Noemi Ruegg outfinish Ally Wollaston?

(2026/01/20) In the Santos Down Under Prologue, will Jay Vine outfinish Jhonatan Narváez?

(2026/01/20) In the Santos Down Under Prologue, will Luke Plapp outfinish Ben O'Connor?

(2026/01/20) In the Santos Down Under Prologue, will Aaron Gate outfinish Adam Yates?

(2026/01/21) After the 1st stage of Santos Down Under, will Jhonathan Narvaez outfinish Jensen Plowright?

(2026/01/23) After the 3rd stage of Santos Down Under, will Jay Vine outfinish Jhonathan Narvaez?

(2026/01/23) After the 3rd stage of Santos Down Under, will Mauro Schmid outfinish Harrison Sweeny?

(2026/01/25) After the 5th stage of Santos Down Under, will Jay Vine outfinish all remaining cyclists?

(2026/01/25) After the 5th stage of Santos Down Under, will Jay Vine outfinish Mauro Schmid?

(2026/04/26) In the Liege-Bastogne-Liege, will Tadej Pogačar outfinish Mattias Skjelmose?

(2026/04/26) In the Liege-Bastogne-Liege, will Remco Evenepoel outfinish Mattias Skjelmose?

(2026/10/10) In the Il Lombardia, will Tadej Pogačar outfinish Mathieu van der Poel?

(2026/04/26) In the Liege-Bastogne-Liege, will Mattias Skjelmose outfinish Mathieu van der Poel?

(2026/01/20) In the Santos Down Under Prologue, will Adam Yates outfinish Jhonatan Narváez?

(2026/10/10) In the Il Lombardia, will Filippo Ganna outfinish Mathieu van der Poel?

(2026/01/21) After the 1st stage of Santos Down Under, will Jay Vine outfinish Matthew Brennan?

(2026/01/18) After the 2nd stage of the Womens' Santos Down Under, will Amanda Spratt outfinish Ally Wollaston?

(2026/01/18) After the 2nd stage of the Womens' Santos Down Under, will Mackenzie Coupland outfinish Ally Wollaston?

(2026/01/20) In the Santos Down Under Prologue, will Adam Yates outfinish Ben O'Connor?

(2026/01/20) In the Santos Down Under Prologue, will Corbin Strong outfinish Ben O'Connor?

(2026/01/20) In the Santos Down Under Prologue, will Corbin Strong outfinish Adam Yates?

(2026/01/20) In the Santos Down Under Prologue, will Nicolas Prodhomme outfinish Adam Yates?

(2026/01/20) In the Santos Down Under Prologue, will Corbin Strong outfinish Andrea Bagioli?

(2026/01/21) After the 1st stage of Santos Down Under, will Jay Vine outfinish Samuel Watson?

(2026/01/21) After the 1st stage of Santos Down Under, will Jhonathan Narvaez outfinish Matthew Brennan?

(2026/01/23) After the 3rd stage of Santos Down Under, will Mauro Schmid outfinish Jhonathan Narvaez?

(2026/01/23) After the 3rd stage of Santos Down Under, will Marco Brenner outfinish Harrison Sweeny?

(2026/03/21) In the Milano-San Remo, will Jasper Philipsen outfinish Wout Van Aert?

(2026/03/21) In the Milano-San Remo, will Mads Pedersen outfinish Wout Van Aert?

(2026/03/21) In the Milano-San Remo, will Jasper Philipsen outfinish Mads Pedersen?

(2026/03/21) In the Milano-San Remo, will Jasper Philipsen outfinish Filippo Ganna?

(2026/04/05) In the Tour de Flanders, will Wout van Aert outfinish Mathieu van der Poel?

Lula Da Silva

Flavio Bolsonaro

Renan Santos

Fernando Haddad

Ratinho Junior

Tarcisio de Freitas

Jair Bolsonaro

Hunter Biden

Enrique Tarrio

Joe Biggs

Stewart Rhodes

Kelly Meggs

Ethan Nordean

Dominic Pezzola

George Santos

Donald Trump

Sean 'Diddy' Combs

Ghislane Maxwell

Chelsea Manning

Edward Snowden

Joe Exotic

Tay-K

Sam Bankman-Fried

Derek Chauvin

Julian Assange

Levi Finkelstein

Elizabeth Holmes

R. Kelly

@Mira

Harvey Weinstein

Lula

Flávio Bolsonaro

Léo Péricles

Renan Santos

Romeu Zema

Soraya Thronicke

Sofia Manzano

Tarcísio de Freitas

Michelle Bolsonaro

Simone Tebet

Ciro Gomes

Gusttavo Lima

Fernando Haddad

João Doria

YES

Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva

Flávio Bolsonaro

Tarcisio de Freitas

Other

Ratinho Júnior

Fernando Haddad

Rafael Grossi [Argentinian diplomat - director general of the International Atomic Energy Agency]

Other

Rebeca Grynspan [high-level UN official and former vice president of Costa Rica]

Michelle Bachelet [former UN High Commissioner for Human Rights and President of Chile]

Jacinda Ardern (Former Prime Minister of New Zealand)

Mia Mottley [Prime Minister of Barbados]

Juan Manuel Santos [former Colombian president – a Nobel peace Prize laureate]

Alicia Bárcena [Mexico’s foreign affairs secretary]

Ritchie Torres

Max Miller

Dan Meuser

Nancy Mace

YES

YES