Wednesday News

In the US

Before we get ASI

After his presidency

Before we get AGI

At or greater than 20m above sea level (using https://en-gb.topographic-map.com/map-nb18/United-States/ to verify if necessary)

In a hospital

In Florida

Surrounded by his friends and loved ones

Mar-a-Lago

After 2035

Before 2030

On a Friday

On a Monday

On a Tuesday

On a Sunday

On a Wednesday

On a Thursday

On a Saturday

While in office

Outside (not in a vehicle or building)

On an airplane

2029

During WW3

2026

2030

2031

2032

2033

The White House

2027

2028

2034

2035

While doing a speech

In front of a camera

2025

On a gold toilet

Sunday 11/23, 4:00 PM: MIN Wild WIN at WPG Jets

Sunday 11/23, 7:00 PM: COL Avalanche WIN at CHI Blackhawks

Sunday 11/23, 9:00 PM: CGY Flames WIN at VAN Canucks

Monday 11/24, 8:00 PM: FLA Panthers WIN at NSH Predators

Tuesday 11/24, 9:00 PM: DAL Stars WIN at EDM Oilers

Wednesday 11/26, 7:00 PM: Predators WIN at Red Wings

Wednesday 11/26, 7:00 PM: Flyers WIN at Panthers

Wednesday 11/26, 7:00 PM: Bruins WIN at Islanders

Wednesday 11/26, 7:00 PM: Rangers WIN at Hurricanes

Wednesday 11/26, 7:00 PM: Maple Leafs WIN at Blue Jackets

Wednesday 11/26, 8:30:PM: Wild WIN at Black Hawks

Wednesday 11/26, 9:30 PM: Canadians WIN at Mammoth

Wednesday 11/26, 10:00 PM: Senators WIN at Golden Knights

Wednesday 11/26, 10:00 PM: Canucks WIN at Ducks

Wednesday 11/26, 10:00 PM: Stars WIN at Kraken

Friday 11/28, 12:00 PM: Lightning WIN at Red Wings

Friday 11/28, 1:00 PM: Rangers WIN at Bruins

Friday 11/28, 4:00 PM: Devils WIN at Sabres

Friday 11/28, 4:00 PM: Flames WIN at Panthers

Friday 11/28, 4:00 PM: Flyers WIN at Islanders

Friday 11/28, 4:00 PM: Canadians WIN at Golden Knights

Friday 11/28, 7:00 PM: Penguins WIN at Blue Jackets

Friday 11/28, 8:00 PM: Predators WIN at Black Hawks

Saturday 11/29, 2:00 PM: Lightning WIN at Rangers

Saturday 11/29, 4:00 PM: Oilers WIN at Kraken

Saturday 11/29, 7:00 PM: Flyers WIN at Devils

Saturday 11/29, 7:00 PM: Maple Leafs WIN at Penguins

Saturday 11/29, 7:00 PM: Jets WIN at Predators

Monday 12/1, 7:00 PM: Blue Jackets WIN at Devils

Monday 12/1, 7:00 PM: Penguins WIN at Flyers

Tuesday 12/2, 7:00 PM: Senators WIN at Canadians

Monday 12/1, 8:00 PM: Ducks WIN at Blues

Tuesday 12/2, 7:30 PM: Maple Leafs WIN at Panthers

Tuesday 12/2, 9:00 PM: Wild WIN at Oilers

Wednesday 12/3, 7:00 PM: Stars WIN at Devils

Wednesday 12/3, 10:00 PM: Mammoth WIN at Ducks

Wednesday 12/3, 10:00 PM: Capitals WIN at Sharks

Thursday 12/4 7:00 PM: Penguins WIN at Lightning

Thursday 12/4 7:00 PM: Predators WIN at Panthers

Thursday 12/4 7:00 PM: Maple Leafs WIN at Hurricanes

Thursday 12/4 10:00 PM: Black Hawks WIN at Kings

Friday 12/5 7:00 PM: Golden Knights WIN at Devils

Friday 12/5 9:00 PM: Mammoth WIN at Canucks

Temporary Answer

Saturday 12/6, 12:30 PM: Avalanche WIN at Rangers

Saturday 12/6, 5:30 PM: Blue Jackets WIN at Panthers

Saturday 12/6, 7:00 PM: Devils WIN at Bruins

Saturday 12/6, 7:00 PM: Canadians WIN at Maple Leafs

Sunday 11/23, 1:00 PM: CAR Hurricanes WIN at BUF Sabres

Sunday 11/23, 5:00 PM: SEA Kraken WIN at NYI Islanders

Sunday 11/23, 8:00 PM: BOS Bruins WIN at SJ Sharks

Monday 11/24, 7:00 PM: PHI Flyers WIN at TB Lighting

Monday 11/24, 7:00 PM: DET Red Wings WIN at NJ Devils

Monday 11/24, 7:00 PM: STL Blues WIN at NY Rangers

Monday 11/24, 7:00 PM: CBJ Blue Jackets WIN at WSH Capitals

Monday 11/24, 9:00 PM: VGK Golden Knights WIN at UTA Mammoth

Monday 11/24, 9:00 PM: OTT Senators WIN at LA Kings

Wednesday 11/26, 7:00 PM: Flames WIN at Lightning

Wednesday 11/26, 7:00 PM: Blues WIN at Devils

Wednesday 11/26, 7:00 PM: Sabres WIN at Penguins

Wednesday 11/26, 7:00 PM: Jets WIN at Capitals

Wednesday 11/26, 9:00 PM: Sharks WIN at Avalanche

Friday 11/28, 3:30:PM: Avalanche WIN at Wild

Friday 11/28, 4:00 PM: Senators WIN at Blues

Friday 11/28, 4:00 PM: Kings WIN at Ducks

Friday 11/28, 4:00 PM: Canucks WIN at Sharks

Friday 11/28, 5:00 PM: Maple Leafs WIN at Capitals

Friday 11/28, 5:00 PM: Jets WIN at Hurricanes

Friday 11/28, 8:00 PM: Mammoth WIN at Stars

Saturday 11/29, 3:00 PM: Canadians WIN at Avalanche

Saturday 11/29, 7:00 PM: Red Wings WIN at Bruins

Saturday 11/29, 8:00 PM: Mammoth WIN at Blues

Saturday 11/29, 8:00 PM: Sabres WIN at Wild

Saturday 11/29, 10:00 PM: Sharks WIN at Golden Knights

Saturday 11/29, 10:00 PM: Canucks WIN at Kings

Monday 12/1, 7:30 PM: Jets WIN at Sabres

Monday 12/1, 10:00 PM: Mammoth WIN at Sharks

Tuesday 12/2, 7:00 PM: Lightning WIN at Islanders

Tuesday 12/2, 7:00 PM: Bruins WIN at Red Wings

Tuesday 12/2, 7:00 PM: Stars WIN at Rangers

Tuesday 12/2, 8:00 PM: Flames WIN at Predators

Tuesday 12/2, 9:00 PM: Canucks WIN at Avalanche

Tuesday 12/2, 10:00 PM: Blackhawks WIN at Golden Knights

Wednesday 12/3, 7:00 PM: Jets WIN at Canadians

Wednesday 12/3, 7:30 PM: Sabres WIN at Flyers

Thursday 12/4 7:00 PM: Blues WIN at Bruins

Thursday 12/4 7:00 PM: Avalanche WIN at Islanders

Thursday 12/4 7:30 PM: Red Wings WIN at Blue Jackets

Thursday 12/4 9:00 PM: Wild WIN at Flames

Thursday 12/4 9:00 PM: Kraken WIN at Oilers

Friday 12/5 7:00 PM: Sabres WIN at Jets

Friday 12/5 8:00 PM: Sharks WIN at Stars

YES

35% or higher Kick Return rate

At least one missed kicking extra point attempt

Any team scores 40+ points

Quarterback throws at least 4 Touchdowns in a game

Game Winning Drive starting in the last 2 Minutes

Pick Six

Player Records at least 2 Interceptions in a Game

Fake Punt

Taylor Swift in Attendance to Any Game

At Least 4 Favored Teams Lose

Punt or Kick Return Touchdown

Score as time expires in the 4th Quarter/OT

Any team scores 24+ points before halftime

Any player scores 3 TDs in a game (non-passing)

Will a championship belt change teams?*

Largest FG made is from 57+ yards out

Safety Scored

AFC or NFC Offensive Player of the Week is a Running Back

For each letter of the alphabet, at least one touchdown is scored by a player that has that letter in their first or last name

A lateral more than a yard past the line of scrimmage (non-last play of the game)

Bird teams finish with a better record than Cat teams (Win %)

Team change in top 5 Super Bowl favorites from previous Wednesday to Wednesday after the weeks games

2 Point Conversions convert at 50% or higher for the Week

A 4th and 11+ is converted*

California Teams (Chargers, Rams, 49ers) finish the week with a better record than New York State teams (Bills, Jets, Giants)

A 1pm ET game is still going when a 4:25pm ET game starts

For each game, take the GCD of both teams' scores. Is the result for any game at least 8?

Hip Drop Tackle penalty called during any game

4th and Goal from the 1 (or inches) stopped

Overtime

A Starting QB gets a likely Season Ending Injury

Quarterback gets benched in the middle of a game

Any player throws for more than 350 yards and loses

A player gets an Octopus

The player with the most passing yards wears a prime number

Fat Guy Touchdown*

A prime number of total missed field goals + extra points

At least 5 QBs throw for 300+ yards

3 Missed FGs or Extra Points (from both teams combined) in a Game

A QB has at least 3 turnovers and at least 3 TDs (including passing)

All Starting Rookie QBs lose

All Starting Rookie QBs win

Any 400 yard passer

MVP Favorite Changes

Shutout

A QB has at least 2 turnovers and at least 4 TDs (including passing)

Scorigami

Any Double Digit Underdog Wins

35% or higher Kick Return rate

At least one missed kicking extra point attempt

Quarterback throws at least 4 Touchdowns in a game

Game Winning Drive starting in the last 2 Minutes

Pick Six

Player Records at least 2 Interceptions in a Game

Fake Punt

Taylor Swift in Attendance to Any Game

At Least 4 Favored Teams Lose

Punt or Kick Return Touchdown

Score as time expires in the 4th Quarter/OT

Any team scores 24+ points before halftime

Any team scores 40+ points

Any player scores 3 TDs in a game (non-passing)

Safety Scored

AFC or NFC Offensive Player of the Week is a Running Back

A Starting QB gets a likely Season Ending Injury

For each letter of the alphabet, at least one touchdown is scored by a player that has that letter in their first or last name

MVP Favorite Changes

A lateral more than a yard past the line of scrimmage (non-last play of the game)

Bird teams finish with a better record than Cat teams (Win %)

Any 400 yard passer

Team change in top 5 Super Bowl favorites from previous Wednesday to Wednesday after the weeks games

2 Point Conversions convert at 50% or higher for the Week

Will a championship belt change teams?*

A 4th and 11+ is converted*

California Teams (Chargers, Rams, 49ers) finish the week with a better record than New York State teams (Bills, Jets, Giants)

At least 5 QBs throw for 300+ yards

A 1pm ET game is still going when a 4:25pm ET game starts

For each game, take the GCD of both teams' scores. Is the result for any game at least 8?

Hip Drop Tackle penalty called during any game

3 Missed FGs or Extra Points (from both teams combined) in a Game

Overtime

Quarterback gets benched in the middle of a game

A player gets an Octopus

The player with the most passing yards wears a prime number

4th and Goal from the 1 (or inches) stopped

Fat Guy Touchdown*

A prime number of total missed field goals + extra points

A QB has at least 3 turnovers and at least 3 TDs (including passing)

Any player throws for more than 350 yards and loses

Largest FG made is from 57+ yards out

Shutout

Scorigami

A QB has at least 2 turnovers and at least 4 TDs (including passing)

Any Double Digit Underdog Wins

All Starting Rookie QBs lose

All Starting Rookie QBs win

35% or higher Kick Return rate

At least one missed kicking extra point attempt

Quarterback throws at least 4 Touchdowns in a game

Game Winning Drive starting in the last 2 Minutes

Pick Six

Player Records at least 2 Interceptions in a Game

Fake Punt

At Least 4 Favored Teams Lose

Punt or Kick Return Touchdown

Score as time expires in the 4th Quarter/OT

Any team scores 24+ points before halftime

Any team scores 40+ points

Any player scores 3 TDs in a game (non-passing)

Largest FG made is from 57+ yards out

Safety Scored

AFC or NFC Offensive Player of the Week is a Running Back

For each letter of the alphabet, at least one touchdown is scored by a player that has that letter in their first or last name

Any player throws for more than 350 yards and loses

MVP Favorite Changes

A lateral more than a yard past the line of scrimmage (non-last play of the game)

Bird teams finish with a better record than Cat teams (Win %)

Any 400 yard passer

Team change in top 5 Super Bowl favorites from previous Wednesday to Wednesday after the weeks games

2 Point Conversions convert at 50% or higher for the Week

Will a championship belt change teams?*

A 4th and 11+ is converted*

California Teams (Chargers, Rams, 49ers) finish the week with a better record than New York State teams (Bills, Jets, Giants)

At least 5 QBs throw for 300+ yards

A 1pm ET game is still going when a 4:25pm ET game starts

For each game, take the GCD of both teams' scores. Is the result for any game at least 8?

Hip Drop Tackle penalty called during any game

4th and Goal from the 1 (or inches) stopped

3 Missed FGs or Extra Points (from both teams combined) in a Game

Overtime

Quarterback gets benched in the middle of a game

A player gets an Octopus

The player with the most passing yards wears a prime number

A Starting QB gets a likely Season Ending Injury

Fat Guy Touchdown*

A prime number of total missed field goals + extra points

A QB has at least 3 turnovers and at least 3 TDs (including passing)

All Starting Rookie QBs lose

All Starting Rookie QBs win

Shutout

A QB has at least 2 turnovers and at least 4 TDs (including passing)

Taylor Swift in Attendance to Any Game

Scorigami

Any Double Digit Underdog Wins

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Monday, August 4, 2025

Thursday, August 7, 2025

Friday, August 8, 2025

Saturday, August 9, 2025

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Tuesday, August 12, 2025

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Tuesday, September 30, 2025

Monday, September 15, 2025

Friday, August 1, 2025

Saturday, August 2, 2025

Tuesday, August 5, 2025

Wednesday, August 6, 2025

Friday, August 15, 2025

Sunday, August 17, 2025

Tuesday, August 19, 2025

Monday, September 1, 2025

Tuesday, September 2, 2025

Wednesday, September 3, 2025

Friday, September 5, 2025

Saturday, September 6, 2025

Monday, September 8, 2025

35% or higher Kick Return rate

At least one missed kicking extra point attempt

Quarterback throws at least 4 Touchdowns in a game

Game Winning Drive starting in the last 2 Minutes

Pick Six

Largest FG made is from 57+ yards out

Fake Punt

At Least 4 Favored Teams Lose

Punt or Kick Return Touchdown

Player Records at least 2 Interceptions in a Game

Score as time expires in the 4th Quarter/OT

Any team scores 40+ points

Will a championship belt change teams?*

Any player scores 3 TDs in a game (non-passing)

For each game, take the GCD of both teams' scores. Is the result for any game at least 8?

Any team scores 24+ points before halftime

Safety Scored

AFC or NFC Offensive Player of the Week is a Running Back

For each letter of the alphabet, at least one touchdown is scored by a player that has that letter in their first or last name

A lateral more than a yard past the line of scrimmage (non-last play of the game)

Bird teams finish with a better record than Cat teams (Win %)

Team change in top 5 Super Bowl favorites from previous Wednesday to Wednesday after the weeks games

2 Point Conversions convert at 50% or higher for the Week

A 4th and 11+ is converted*

California Teams (Chargers, Rams, 49ers) finish the week with a better record than New York State teams (Bills, Jets, Giants)

A 1pm ET game is still going when a 4:25pm ET game starts

Quarterback gets benched in the middle of a game

A player gets an Octopus

At least 5 QBs throw for 300+ yards

Hip Drop Tackle penalty called during any game

The player with the most passing yards wears a prime number

Overtime

4th and Goal from the 1 (or inches) stopped

A Starting QB gets a likely Season Ending Injury

Any player throws for more than 350 yards and loses

Fat Guy Touchdown*

A prime number of total missed field goals + extra points

3 Missed FGs or Extra Points (from both teams combined) in a Game

A QB has at least 3 turnovers and at least 3 TDs (including passing)

MVP Favorite Changes

All Starting Rookie QBs lose

All Starting Rookie QBs win

Any 400 yard passer

Shutout

A QB has at least 2 turnovers and at least 4 TDs (including passing)

Taylor Swift in Attendance to Any Game

Highest Scoring Game of the Season (so far)*

Any Double Digit Underdog Wins

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

YES

NO