Alpha Condé News

Zohran Mamdani

Other

Donald Trump and/or JD Vance

Pope Leo XIV (Robert Prevost)

Artificial Intelligence Itself (Including 'ChatGPT', 'Gemini', etc)

Elon Musk

Dario Amodei

Xi Jinping

Marco Rubio

Sam Altman

Vladimir Putin

Benjamin Netanyahu

Gavin Newsom

Jon Ossoff

AOC

Jerome Powell

Sydney Sweeney

Demis Hassabis

Larry Ellison

Jensen Huang

Gen Z

Jeffrey Epstein

Ozempic (Including "Semiglutide", "GLPs", "Eli Lily", etc )

Nicholas Maduro

Mark Zuckerberg

Self Driving Cars (Including 'Waymo', 'Uber', etc)

Lisa Su

Fei-Fei Li

Humanoid Robots (Including 'Optimus', 'Atlas', etc)

Millenials

Gen X

Baby Boomers

Volodymyr Zelenskyy

Scott Bessent

Sundar Pichai

Narendra Modi

Ursula von der Leyen

Jasmine Crockett

Graham Platner

Kevin Hassett

Gen Alpha

Claudia Sheinbaum

Cryptocurrency (Including 'Bitcoin', 'Etherium', etc)

Ahmed al-Sharaa

James Talarico

Prediction Markets [Or associated person, company, etc]

Bad Bunny

Kevin Warsh

@Robincvgr will think the pilot is good

A poll of Manifold users will think the pilot is good (tie = NO)

All beta trolls appear

Toby Fox voices John in the pilot

Any troll other than Karkat appears in the pilot

Any troll appears in the pilot

We see a troll "in person" before or simultaneously with a troll contacting a human

Toby Fox is still voicing John in his last appearance

The series has a second episode AND there is a new "first episode" substantially different from the pilot

Megalovania plays

Megalovania plays before Megalovania plays in Deltarune (Resolves NO if Megalovania never appears in HS, even if it never appears in Deltarune either)

Vriska does something wrong (as judged by Robin)

The show will generally cover most of the events of the first five acts

The series has a second episode

Eddie Morton recording of I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew is sampled or played

The first time a troll contacts a kid, the troll can see the kid but the kid cannot see the troll

The total runtime of the series is at least 413 minutes

Dave's strifes with Bro are more intense or violent than John's strifes with Dad, as judged by @Robincvgr (N/A if either has no strifes depicted)

Anyone says "Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff"

"Betty Crocker" or the names of any General Mills products (e.g. Gushers) are directly spoken

The phrase, "We're doing it, man. We're making this happen," or any misspelling or minor variant thereof, appears.

@Robincvgr will think the series overall is good

Any VA changes between the pilot releasing and the last episode releasing

A substantial portion of any Michael Guy Bowman music appears

Conditional on there being a second episode, Adam McArthur is voicing Dave Strider in the first new/changed episode

Cascade is adapted

Dante Basco voices Rufioh (N/A if Rufioh never appears)

All alpha trolls appear

The show will generally cover most of the events of the entire webcomic

Any part of the plot from HS:BC is covered

Anyone says "retard(ed)" in the pilot

The beginning of the series does not take place on April 13, 2009 (and the date is specified)

AlphaStar Academy AIR

Texas Momentum A

PEA Chestnuts

Washington Gold 1

LV Fire

Other

Florida Alligators

Lexington Alpha

Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology A

Other

Prime Intellect

Elua

Singleton

Creature

Gemini

Divine Excrement

Mrs Davis

"AI"

"Computer"

Grok

Neuromancer/Wintermute

Deep Thought

Alpha

Mike

Other

Zoomer

Alpha

Millennial

Gamma

dexedrine (dextroamphetamine) 5mg

5mg methamphetamine qAM PO

Increasing high quality fat and protein intake; reducing sugar, simple carbs, and grains. [this is not an aim to go into ketosis, no need to be extreme]

Magnesium threonate. 1 capsule in the morning, one before bed. Result- need one less hour of sleep!

Methylphenidate at the correct dose

Eat more complex carbohydrates (chickpea pasta, lentil pasta? - trader joes has some good lentil pasta, and goodles are a decent mac and cheese replacement).

Supplement to ensure adequate vitamin and mineral levels

Chewing nicotine gum while learning new material

Drinking 2-3 cups of coffee daily.

Chewing something like a camel. Try for real

Alpha-GPC

Cold water immersion. (Can be as simple as =>1min in shower under cold water)

modafinil 50 mg 2-3 times per week (lowish dose; could go lower for less effect)

Eat more vegetables

Eat high quality fats

Intermittent fasting with an 8-10 hour feeding window, following the same scheduled hours each day. [even if your schedule is in flux, your fasting/feeding window should remain relatively constant]

Vitamin D3 - 2000 IU daily

Alpha Centauri A & B

Proxima Centauri

Other

Ross 128

Barnard’s Star

Wolf 359

Generation Z (born from 1997 to 2012)

Generation Alpha or younger (born since 2013)

Millennial (born from 1981 to 1996)

Generation X (born from 1965 to 1980)

Silent Generation or older (born until 1945)

Cyber terrorism incident

AI slop completely takes over platforms

More assassinations

Obesity rates dramatically decline

Blue wave midterms

Measles cases triple

Chain movie theaters close across the country

More governments embrace Bitcoin

Really bad hurricane season

AI bubble pops (but it's not that bad)

Americans become more united

Trump has (another?) stroke

A major merger of streaming services

Solar power doubles

Emo makes a comeback

YouTube surpasses Netflix in paid subscribers

Stagflation

Gen Alpha rebels against digital media

EV sales skyrocket

A new nonpartisan political movement starts

Twitter shuts down

Robot restaurant trend

War with Venezuela

Other

Never, humans go extinct before colonizing Alpha Centauri.

2100

2075

2050

Not before 2200.

NO

NO