OptionProbability
Nice bulge / outline
Dildo in stands
YES PENIS 😃
Floppy
In the stands?
Non-player
Straight shape
During match
With ball(s)
White
2 or more
Cut
American
In USA
Dildo on field
Uncut
Shaved pubes
European
Average
Full nudity
Thick
Curved shape
In Mexico
South American
Thin
NO PENIS 😢
In Canada
Black
On Sideline
African
Big
Touches grass
On Field
Half-chub
Middle Eastern
After match
At match attended by King, Queen or Prince of nation playing
At match attended by a Spice Girl
Asian
Peeking out of the shorts
Small
BTS
Israeli / Palestinian
Any Player
Just the tip
Prince Albert
Painted
Erect
Referee
At match attended by Trump
Ronaldo's
Messi's
Mbappe
Trump
Infantino
Tuchel
Ancelotti
Mamdani
Mark Carney
Helicopter!!!
96
61
60
58
56
55
54
53
51
49
48
45
43
42
40
37
36
35
32
31
26
25
24
23
22
21
20
18
13
12
8
7
1
OptionVotes
YES
NO
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