Hamilton News

[AUS] A Driver DNF due to reliability problems (e.g., engine, power unit etc.)

[AUS] Red flag during qualifying

[AUS] At least 3 DNF

[AUS] Leclerc finishes ahead of Hamilton (race)

[TEST] Cadillac sets the slowest lap time of the whole testing session

[AUS] P1 & P2 by same team

[AUS] winner has no WDC title

[AUS] Audi reaches Q2 (Qualifying)

[AUS] Ferrari finishes on the podium

[AUS] An Audi driver finishes in top 10 (race)

[AUS] Verstappen finishes in top 10 (race)

[CHN] Yellow flag first lap Sprint

[CHN] Yellow flag first lap main race

[CHN] Ferrari on the podium of the sprint race

[CHN] Bearman scores points in the sprint race (top 8)

[CHN] Mercedes 1-2 in the main qualifying

[CHN] VSC or Physical Safety car during the sprint race

[CHN] A Ferrari is P1 at the end of lap 1 (main race)

[CHN] Physical Safety Car during the main race

[CHN] Mercedes 1-2 in the main race

[CHN] Bearman scores points in the main race (top 10)

[CHN] 5 or more DNF in the main race

[JAP] Physical Safety Car during the race

[JAP] Team other than Mercedes or Ferrari gets a podium

[JAP] Antonelli wins the race

[MIA] Non-Mercedes pole position in sprint qualifying

[MIA] McLaren 1-2 in the sprint race

[MIA] Leclerc podium in the sprint race

[MIA] Physical Safety Car in the main race

[MIA] A Mercedes finishes outside the top 5 in the sprint race

[MIA] Gasly reaches Q3 (main race qualifying)

[MIA] Antonelli wins the main race

[MIA] A McLaren on the podium in the main race

[MIA] Race start time is changed or cancelled due to weather conditions

[CAN] Three different teams on the podium (main race)

[CAN] Mercedes 1-2 in the sprint qualifying

[CAN] Red flag during sprint qualifying

[CAN] Leclerc finishes ahead of Hamilton in the sprint race

[CAN] 5 or more DNS/DNF in the main race

[CAN] An Alpine finishes in top 10 in the main race

[CAN] Hamilton finishes on podium in the main race

[CAN] Hamilton outfinishes Verstappen (main race)

[MON] Pole Sitter wins the race

[MON] Red flag during qualifying

[MON] Red flag during the race

[MON] A driver overtakes their teammate on track

[MON] Safety car (non-virtual) during the race

[MON] Pole position margin is less than 50 milliseconds

[MON] Three different teams on the podium

[MON] Hadjar finishes in top 5 (race)

[MON] A Williams scores points (top 10)

[MON] 3 or more DNF/DNS

[BAR] An Audi reaches Q3

[BAR] Hamilton on the podium

[BAR] Verstappen finishes in top 5

[BAR] 3 or more DNF/DNS

[BAR] At least one driver that finishes in top 5 does 3 pit stops (or more)

[BAR] At least one podium finisher from team other than Ferrari or Mercedes

[AUT] Qualifying lap invalidated due to track limits

[AUT] Both Ferraris in top 5 in qualifying

[AUT] Both Racing Bulls finish in top 10 (race)

[GBR] Physical Safety Car during the race

[GBR] Sprint race is won by a driver ranked top-8 in the championship

[GBR] Yellow flag first lap (main race)

[GBR] Both Ferraris in top 4 in the main qualifying

[GBR] Both Ferraris finish the main race in top 4

[GBR] Hadjar finishes ahead of Verstappen (main race)

[GBR] Both Racing Bulls finish the main race in top 10

[GBR] Antonelli and Russel gap within 10 seconds at the end of the main race

[SPA] Red flag in qualifying

[SPA] Antonelli wins the race

[SPA] An Audi reaches Q3

[SPA] Physical Safety Car during the race

[SPA] A Ferrari on the podium

[SPA] Hadjar finishes the race in top 10

[SPA] Leclerc finishes ahead of Hamilton

[SPA] Yellow flag first lap

[HUN] Impeding penalty during qualifying

[HUN] Pole position margin is less than 50 milliseconds

[HUN] An Aston Martin reaches Q2

[HUN] An Audi reaches Q3

[HUN] Russel qualifies outside the top 4

[HUN] Antonelli on the podium

[HUN] Hulkenberg finishes the race in top 10

[HUN] Both Racing Bulls finish the race in top 10

[ZAN] Leclerc on the podium of the sprint race

[ZAN] Non-Mercedes pole position (main qualifying)

[ZAN] Gasly finishes in top 10 in the main race

[ITA] Physical Safety Car during the race

[ITA] Impeding penalty during qualifying

[ITA] Italian driver wins the race

[ITA] Red Flag during the race

[ITA] Yuki Tsunoda scores a point

[ITA] Antonelli finishes the race in top 6

[MAD] Yellow flag first lap of the race

[MAD] Impeding penalty during qualifying

[MAD] Kimi Antonelli wins the race

[MAD] Russel qualifies outside the top 5

[MAD] Verstappen on the podium

[MAD] Leclerc finishes ahead of Hamilton

[MAD] Colapinto scores points

[MAD] Linblad scores points

[MAD] An Audi scores points

[MAD] Three different teams on the podium

[AZE] Kimi Antonelli scores more points than George Russel

[AZE] Physical Safety Car during the race

[AZE] Red Flag during qualifying or race

[AZE] Lewis Hamilton finishes ahead of Charles Leclerc (race)

[AZE] One Aston Martin finishes the race (lapped ok)

[AZE] Impeding penalty during qualifying

[AZE] Mercedes 1-2 in qualifying

Leave it open for the upcoming GP

[AUS] Physical Safety Car during the race

[AUS] Yellow flag first lap

[AUS] Both Aston Martins qualify in the last row (21st and 22nd)

[TEST] Cadillac in the top 5 of the timesheets on any single day

[TEST] Ferrari sets the most laps during the whole testing session

[TEST] Mercedes sets the fastest lap time of the whole testing session

[TEST] First red flag caused by a driver error/spin etc. (not mechanical failure)

[AUS] Both Aston Martins retire after formation lap before race start

[AUS] The car finishing on P5 gets lapped

[AUS] Both Aston Martins don't finish the race

[AUS] Hadjar finishes on the podium

[CHN] Ferrari qualifies 1st or 2nd in the sprint qualifying (at least one driver)

[CHN] Red flag during sprint qualifying

[CHN] Mercedes 1-2 in the sprint race

[CHN] Gasly scores points in the sprint race (top 8)

[CHN] An Audi reaches Q3 (main race qualifying)

[CHN] Impeding penalty during qualifying for the main race

[CHN] An Audi scores points in the main race (top 10)

[CHN] A Red Bull Racing driver finishes in top 5 (main race)

[CHN] Winner wins by 11.00 seconds or more?

[JAP] Both Aston Martins DNF

[JAP] Yellow flag first lap

[JAP] Red flag in qualifying

[JAP] Impeding penalty during qualifying

[JAP] Team other than Mercedes gets pole position in qualifying

[JAP] Bearman reaches Q3

[JAP] 5 or more DNF (including DNS)

[JAP] Linblad scores points (top 10)

[JAP] Bortoleto scores points (top 10)

[JAP] Hadjar finishes ahead of Verstappen (face)

[JAP] A McLaren retires/DNS due to reliability issues

[JAP] Verstappen on the podium

[MIA] Impeding penalty during sprint qualifying

[MIA] Red flag during sprint qualifying

[MIA] Colapinto scores points in the sprint race

[MIA] Hadjar scores points in the sprint race

[MIA] Physical Safety Car in the sprint race

[MIA] McLaren pole position in qualifying for the main race

[MIA] Red flag during qualifying for the main race

[MIA] A Mercedes qualifies outside the top 5 (main race qualifying)

[MIA] Hadjar doesn't reach Q3 (main race qualifying)

[MIA] Verstappen on the Podium in the main race

[MIA] 5 or more DNF/DNS

[MIA] Both Ferrari finish in top 6 in the main race

[CAN] Physical Safety Car during the main race

[CAN] An Audi reaches SQ3 (Sprint Qualifying)

[CAN] Impeding penalty during sprint qualifying

[CAN] Mercedes 1-2 in the sprint race

[CAN] A Ferrari on the podium in the sprint race

[CAN] Physical Safety Car during the sprint race

[CAN] Yellow flag in the first lap of the sprint race

[CAN] Sainz scores points in the sprint race (top 8)

[CAN] Impeding penalty during qualifying for the main race

[CAN] Red flag during qualifying for the main race

[CAN] An Audi reaches Q3 (Main Race Qualifying)

[CAN] A Williams reaches Q3 (Main Race Qualifying)

[CAN] Yellow flag first lap of the main race

[CAN] Mercedes 1-2 in the main race

[CAN] Leclerc finishes ahead of Hamilton in the main race

[CAN] Linblad scores points in the main race

[CAN] An Audi finishes in top 10 in the main race

[CAN] Oscar Piastri Finishes on Podium in the Main Race

[CAN] English broadcoast shows Colapinto's onboard camera view in the main race

[CAN] 7 or more DNS/DNF in the main race

[CAN] Piastri scores points in the main race

[MON] 5 or more on-track overtakes

[MON] Impeding penalty during qualifying

[MON] Wet or intermediate tyres used during the race

[MON] Leclerc finishes ahead of Hamilton (race)

[BAR] Physical Safety Car during the race

[BAR] Yellow flag in the first lap of the race

[BAR] Mercedes driver wins

[BAR] Both McLaren qualify in top 4

[BAR] Antonelli pole position in qualifying

[BAR] Hulkenberg scores points (top 10)

[BAR] Antonelli and Russel collide during the race

[BAR] Both Mercedes drivers on podium

[AUT] Wet or intermediate tyres used during qual or race

[AUT] Red flag during qualifying

[AUT] Physical safety car during the race

[AUT] Impeding penalty during qualifying

[AUT] Mercedes 1-2 in qualifying

[AUT] Pole position margin is less than 50 milliseconds

[AUT] An Audi reaches Q3

[AUT] Both Ferraris on the podium (race)

[AUT] Antonelli finishes ahead of Russel (race)

[AUT] Gasly finishes on top 10 (race)

[AUT] At least 2 drivers that finish in the top 5 did 3 or more pit stops during the race

[AUT] An Audi finishes in top 10 (race)

[AUT] 5 or more DNF/DNS

[AUT] Russel and Antonelli collide during the race

[AUT] Yellow flag first lap

[GBR] All three tire compounds used on starting grid (main race)

[GBR] All 22 cars classified in the race

[GBR] Wet or Intermediate tyres used in any of quals or races (sprint and main)

[GBR] The same driver wins both races

[GBR] Red flag during the main race

[GBR] Same pole sitter in both the sprint qualifying and the main qualifying

[GBR] Pole position margin for the main qualifying is less than 50 milliseconds

[GBR] Hamilton wins the sprint race

[GBR] Both Ferraris on the podium of the sprint race

[GBR] Hadjar finishes in top 8 in the sprint race

[GBR] Physical or Virtual Safety Car in the sprint race

[GBR] Russel qualfies 5th or lower in the main qualifying

[GBR] An Audi reaches Q3 (main qualifying)

[GBR] 4 or more DNF/DNS (main race)

[GBR] Antonelli and Russel collide during the main race

[SPA] Mercedes 1-2 in qualifying

[SPA] Wet or intermediate tyres used during qualifying or race

[SPA] 5 or more DNF/DNS

[SPA] Mercedes 1-2 in the race

[SPA] Norris finishes the race in top 6

[SPA] Antonelli and Russel collide during the race

[HUN] Physical Safety Car during the race

[HUN] Yellow flag first lap

[HUN] Red Flag during qualifying

[HUN] 4 or more DNF/DNS

[HUN] Ferrari pole position

[HUN] Both Racing Bulls reach Q3

[HUN] Video drone hits the sign over the track around turns 8-10

[HUN] A Ferrari on the podium

[HUN] Antonelli and Russel collide during the race

[HUN] McLaren 1-2 in the race

[ZAN] Yuki Tsunoda scores at least one point (sprint counts)

[ZAN] Yuki Tsunoda finishes either sprint or feature race ahead of Lawson

[ZAN] Same winner of the sprint and main race

[ZAN] Red flag during sprint qualifying or main qualifying

[ZAN] Ferrari pole position in the sprint qualifying

[ZAN] Antonelli scores more points than Russell over the entire weekend

[ZAN] Antonelli on the podium of the sprint race

[ZAN] Non-Mercedes driver wins the sprint race

[ZAN] Physical safety car during the main race

[ZAN] Leclerc finishes ahead of Hamilton in the main race

[ZAN] Antonelli and Russel collide during the main race

[ZAN] Bortoleto finishes in top 10 in the main race

[ZAN] first and second driver finish with a gap of less than 5 seconds in the main race

[ITA] Red Flag during qualifying

[ITA] Pole position margin is less than 50 milliseconds

[ITA] Ferrari driver wins the race

[ITA] Aston Martin driver scores points

[ITA] Hadjar drives in the race

[ITA] Wet or intermediate tyres used in qual or race

[ITA] Gasly finishes the race in top 5

[ITA] Bearman scores points (top 10)

[ITA] A Ferrari on the podium

[ITA] Leclerc finishes the race ahead of Hamilton

[MAD] Leclerc misses race

[MAD] Red flag during qualifying or race

[MAD] Physical Safety Car during the race

[MAD] Carlos Sainz scores points

[MAD] At least five cars retire (DNF)

[MAD] Hamilton scores more points than Russell

[MAD] Leclerc crashes during any session and cannot participate in the rest of that session (FP, qualy or race)

[MAD] At least one car will be disqualified due to plank wear. Doesn't matter if they later get reinstated

[MAD] An Audi reaches Q3

[MAD] A Ferrari on the podium

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2026/03/08 (Melbourne) - Will Norris OUT FINISH Piastri?

2026/03/08 (Melbourne) - Will Russell OUT FINISH Antonelli?

2026/03/08 (Melbourne) - Will Russell OUT FINISH Leclerc?

2026/03/08 (Melbourne) - Will Russell OUT FINISH Piastri?

2026/03/08 (Melbourne) - Will 'Row 1 Inside' OUT FINISH 'Row 1 Outside'?

2026/03/08 (Melbourne) - Will Hamilton OUT FINISH Vallteri Bottas?

2026/05/24 (Canada) - Will Verstappen OUT FINISH Piastri?

2026/05/24 (Canada) - Will Verstappen OUT FINISH Norris?

2026/05/24 (Canada) - Will Verstappen OUT FINISH Ocon

2026/06/07 (Monaco) - Will Antonelli OUT FINISH Piastri?

2026/06/07 (Monaco) - Will Antonelli OUT FINISH Russell?

2026/06/07 (Monaco) - Will Antonelli OUT FINISH Leclerc?

2026/06/07 (Monaco) - Will Ocon OUT FINISH Perez?

2026/06/14 (Barcelona) - Will Verstappen OUT FINISH Piastri?

2026/06/14 (Barcelona) - Will Albon OUT FINISH Alonso?

2026/06/14 (Barcelona) - Will Antonelli OUT FINISH Bearman?

2026/06/14 (Barcelona) - Will Bortoletto OUT FINISH Bottas?

2026/06/14 (Barcelona) - Will Hamilton OUT FINISH Piastri?

2026/06/14 (Barcelona) - Will Norris OUT FINISH Ocon?

2026/06/14 (Barcelona) - Will Russell OUT FINISH Sainz?

2026/06/14 (Barcelona) - Will Russell OUT FINISH Leclerc?

2026/06/14 (Barcelona) - Will Norris OUT FINISH Piastri?

2026/06/14 (Barcelona) - Will Russell OUT FINISH Piastri?

2026/06/14 (Barcelona) - Will Norris OUT FINISH Leclerc?

2026/06/28 (Red Bull Ring) - Will Verstappen OUT FINISH Piastri?

2026/06/28 (Red Bull Ring) - Will Verstappen OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/06/28 (Red Bull Ring) - Will Verstappen OUT FINISH Leclerc?

2026/07/19 (Belgium) - Will Verstappen OUT FINISH Piastri?

2026/07/26 (Hungary) - Will Verstappen OUT FINISH Piastri?

2026/07/19 (Belgium) - Will Verstappen OUT FINISH Norris?

2026/07/19 (Belgium) - Will Antonelli OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/07/26 (Hungary) - Will Norris OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/07/26 (Hungary) - Will Antonelli OUT FINISH Leclerc?

2026/07/26 (Hungary) - Will Leclerc OUT FINISH Piastri?

2026/07/26 (Hungary) - Will Russell OUT FINISH Piastri?

2026/08/23 (Netherlands) - Will Antonelli OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/09/06 (Italy) - Will Antonelli OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/09/13 (Spain) - Will Antonelli OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/08/23 (Netherlands) - Will Norris OUT FINISH Verstappen?

2026/08/23 (Netherlands) - Will Russell OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/09/06 (Italy) - Will Russell OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/09/13 (Spain) - Will Russell OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/08/23 (Netherlands) - Will Antonelli OUT FINISH Alonso?

2026/08/23 (Netherlands) - Will Norris OUT FINISH Alonso?

2026/08/23 (Netherlands) - Will Alonso OUT FINISH Verstappen?

2026/09/13 (Spain) - Will Norris OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/09/13 (Spain) - Will Antonelli OUT FINISH Norris?

2026/09/13 (Spain) - Will Antonelli OUT FINISH Verstappen?

2026/09/13 (Spain) - Will Verstappen OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/09/26 (Azerbaijan) - Will Antonelli OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/09/26 (Azerbaijan) - Will Antonelli OUT FINISH Norris?

2026/12/06 (Abu Dhabi) - Will Verstappen OUT FINISH Piastri?

2026/10/11 (Singapore) - Will Antonelli OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/10/25 (USA) - Will Antonelli OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/11/01 (Mexico) - Will Antonelli OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/11/08 (Brazil) - Will Antonelli OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/11/21 (Las Vegas) - Will Antonelli OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/11/29 (Qatar) - Will Antonelli OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/12/06 (Abu Dhabi) - Will Antonelli OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/10/11 (Singapore) - Will Norris OUT FINISH Verstappen?

2026/09/26 (Azerbaijan) - Will Russell OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/10/11 (Singapore) - Will Russell OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/10/25 (USA) - Will Russell OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/11/01 (Mexico) - Will Russell OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/11/08 (Brazil) - Will Russell OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/11/21 (Las Vegas) - Will Russell OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/11/29 (Qatar) - Will Russell OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/12/06 (Abu Dhabi) - Will Russell OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/09/26 (Azerbaijan) - Will Russell OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/09/26 (Azerbaijan) - Will Antonelli OUT FINISH Russell?

2026/09/26 (Azerbaijan) - Will Norris OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/09/26 (Azerbaijan) - Will Russell OUT FINISH Norris?

2026/09/06 (Italy) - Will Norris OUT FINISH Verstappen?

2026/03/08 (Melbourne) - Will Verstappen OUT FINISH Norris?

2026/03/08 (Melbourne) - Will Hamilton OUT FINISH Leclerc?

2026/03/08 (Melbourne) - Will Verstappen OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/03/08 (Melbourne) - Will Piastri OUT FINISH Leclerc?

2026/03/08 (Melbourne) - Will Norris OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/03/08 (Melbourne) - Will Norris OUT FINISH Leclerc?

2026/03/08 (Melbourne) - Will Piastri OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/03/08 (Melbourne) - Will 'Row 2 Inside' OUT FINISH 'Row 2 Outside'?

2026/05/24 (Canada) - Will Russell OUT FINISH Piastri?

2026/05/24 (Canada) - Will Verstappen OUT FINISH Antonelli?

2026/05/24 (Canada) - Will Russell OUT FINISH Antonelli?

2026/05/24 (Canada) - Will Norris OUT FINISH Antonelli?

2026/05/24 (Canada) - Will Piastri OUT FINISH Antonelli?

2026/06/07 (Monaco) - Will Verstappen OUT FINISH Piastri?

2026/06/07 (Monaco) - Will Verstappen OUT FINISH Russell?

2026/06/07 (Monaco) - Will Stroll OUT FINISH Alonso?

2026/06/07 (Monaco) - Will Bottas OUT FINISH Bearman?

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2026/06/14 (Barcelona) - Will Hadjar OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/06/14 (Barcelona) - Will Hulkenberg OUT FINISH Lawson?

2026/06/14 (Barcelona) - Will Leclerc OUT FINISH Linbald?

2026/06/14 (Barcelona) - Will Perez OUT FINISH Piastri?

2026/06/14 (Barcelona) - Will Stroll OUT FINISH Verstappen?

2026/06/14 (Barcelona) - Will Antonelli OUT FINISH Hamilton?

2026/07/05 (Great Britain) - Will Verstappen OUT FINISH Piastri?

2026/08/23 (Netherlands) - Will Verstappen OUT FINISH Piastri?

2026/07/19 (Belgium) - Will Verstappen OUT FINISH Leclerc?

2026/07/26 (Hungary) - Will Hamilton OUT FINISH Antonelli?

2026/07/26 (Hungary) - Will Hamilton OUT FINISH Leclerc?

2026/07/26 (Hungary) - Will Leclerc OUT FINISH Norris

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