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Generating labeled diagrams of some arbitrary device(s) (within reason)

Beat a mainline Pokémon game, glitchless, with no more assistance than ClaudePlaysPokemon, in a month of compute time

Do end to end taxes when given relevant information (W2s, personal info, etc)

Solve novel cryptic crossword clues

Have human conversations that feel natural (the human knows it's an AI)

Recognize sarcasm as well as a typical human

Solve intermediate no-guess minesweeper boards at least 80% of the time

Independently turning 1 thousand $ or more into 1.2x that amount in one year

Book airline tickets from simple instructions (from/to, dates/time, class, price, payment information)

Write an essay on a highschool-level topic that doesn't have "AI-generated" vibes

Name every [metro system] station whose name contains/doesn't contain [letter or letters], with >95% accuracy (excluding weird edge cases like stations with multiple names)

Consistently stop hallucinating after being corrected by the user

Predict future better than human experts in some area of forecasting (eg politics, sports, technology)

Write a somewhat original, full length, screen-play with a coherent story, with no plot or continuity errors.

Fold a paper airplane

Stop making any obvious mistakes (e.g. strawberry, 9.11>9.9)

Reliably follow an instruction for the duration of a long conversation without the instruction being reiterated

Consistently solve simple snowflake sudoku variants (via image, with the added rules included in the image; eg 6 hexes with killer cages)

Make correct Truchet tiles

Reliably and *exactly* solve "here's a list of things. [list of > 50 things]. Compare it to [category of > 100 things present in the training data], and report which ones are missing".

Learn any skill twice as energy-efficiently as a human

1d Solve or bypass Cloudflare's August 2027 captcha with the same first attempt success rate as a human

Do the laundry (wash+dry+iron)

Consistently and correctly answer prompts of the format: "How many times does the word [word] occur in the following text: [~10000 words]" without writing and executing code or utilising any other external tools

teleoperate a robot to tidy up random kitchens - Gary Marcus

Resist being successfully jailbroken in a week when made public

Make a cup of tea in a random, real-life kitchen.

Kettle-stitching an antiquarian book - Hilarius Bookbinder

Untangle a pair of jumbled 25ft Christmas lights with same outward appearance

Physically construct a simple lego set (<100 parts) starting from the box with no prior knowledge of the set or how it is constructed

independently turning 1 million $ or more into 10x that amount in <=1 year

Legally prescribe a schedule II drug, administer a vaccination or sedation, or authorize a Medicare inpatient admission

Make fine distinctions of taste at the level of a food critic or a culinary professional - carl feynman

Collect 120 stars in super mario 64 in less than 12 a presses - Edmund Nelson

Convince Eliezer Yudkowsky that AI alignment is solved

Convert one million dollars into 10 million dollars over a period of one year (>20% success rate)

Kill everyone - Liron

voting in elections - @realDonaldTrump on manifold

Compatible with Switch 1 Joy-Cons (even if only Bluetooth)

Backwards compatible with physical Switch 1 games

Backwards compatible with digital Switch 1 games

Crossplay with Switch 1 in any first-party game released within the first 6 months after launch

Multiple launch SKUs

Launch title (game released on the same day as the system) with "Mario" in the name

Name of the console contains the word "Switch"

The name of the console is correctly leaked over two weeks before it is revealed

Launch day system software includes a Mii maker

Launch title (game released on the same day as the system) with "World" in the name

Launch title (game released on the same day as the system) that also came out/is coming out for Switch 1

Backwards compatible with physical Switch 1 games, AND allows you to play a better looking or performing version of at least one Switch 1 game with the original Switch 1 cartridge within 6 months of the console launching

Joy-Cons can be used as a mouse

A new pro controller will be released on the same day the console comes out

New SKU not available at launch available within one year after release

More than two themes before 2027

Any launch SKU has a MSRP not ending in "9.99" in the US

Name of the console contains the word "Super"

Name of the console contains the word "New"

Any launch SKU has an OLED screen

Over 180 days between reveal and release (July 15 deadline)

Revealed this week (before September 21st, 11:59:59pm ET)

Launch title (game released on the same day as the system) with "Zelda" in the name

Launch day system software includes an internet browser (general-purpose browser that deliberately allows access to the wider Web, like the 3DS or Wii U browser)

No launch SKU has 12GB RAM

No launch SKU has 256GB storage

Name of at least one launch SKU contains "XL"

The cheapest launch SKU costs ≤$300

Will have some kind of "achievements" or "trophies" system (under any name)

The Joy-Cons have inside-out tracking (via camera or LiDAR)

Has a social media or video-sharing service called Vidmiio (announced or available by launch)

First-party Joy-Cons attach or detach using electromagnets

Spider-Man: Brand New Day

Avengers: Doomsday

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

Toy Story 5

Minions 3

The Odyssey

The Mandalorian and Grogu

Dune: Messiah

Shrek 5

Project Hail Mary

Supergirl

Kirby

Pit

Captain Falcon

Luigi

Donkey Kong

Jigglypuff

Lucina

Toon Link

Mario

Link

Samus

Pikachu

Ness

Peach

Bowser

Ice Climbers

Sheik

Zelda

Dr. Mario

Pichu

Falco

Marth

Young Link

Ganondorf

Roy

Meta Knight

Zero Suit Samus

Wario

Sonic

King Dedede

R.O.B

Wolf

Villager

Mega Man

Little Mac

Greninja

Shulk

Bowser Jr.

Duck Hunt

Ryu

Cloud

Bayonetta

Inkling

Ridley

Simon Belmont

Richter

King K. Rool

Isabelle

Piranha Plant

Steve

Other

Yoshi

Fox

Mewtwo

Mr. Game & Watch

Snake

Ike

PKMN Trainer

Diddy Kong

Lucas

Olimar

Lucario

Wii Fit Trainer

Rosalina & Luma

Mii Fighter

Palutena

Pac-Man

Robin

Corrin

Incineroar

Joker

Hero

Banjo-Kazooie

Terry Bogard

The Devil Wears Prada 2

The Mandalorian and Grogu

Michael

Resident Evil

Scary Movie 6

Scream 7

Project Hail Mary

Backrooms

Dune: Messiah

Jumanji Open Would

Scr

Mort

Street Fighter

Hexed

The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping

Focker-in-Law

Ebenezer: A Christmas Carol

The Cat in the Hat

The Great Beyond

Forgotten Island

Werwulf

Verity

Digger

Godzilla Minus Zero

The Social Reckoning

The Odyssey

GOAT

Disclosure Day

The End of Oak Street

Insidious: The Bleeding World

Mortal Kombat II

Wuthering Heights

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

Minions & Monsters (Minions 3)

Masters of the Universe

Lee Cronin's The Mummy

Animal Friends

Dog Stars

Remain

Moana (live action)

Supergirl

Hoppers

Spider-Man: Brand New Day

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

Toy Story 5

The Odyssey

The Devil Wears Prada 2

Michael

Other

Avengers: Doomsday

Project Hail Mary

Dune: Messiah

Minions 3

The Mandalorian and Grogu

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

Michael

Toy Story 5

The Odyssey

Spider Man: Brand New Day

Avengers Doomsday

Dune part 3

The Mandalorian and Grogu

Moana

Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping

Shovel Knight

Paper Mario

Doctor Eggman

Waluigi

Toad

Toadette

Tom Nook

Octoling

Chibi-Robo

Bandana Dee

Prince Fluff

Tails

Monster Hunter

Kamek

Master Chief

Chun-Li

Crash Bandicoot

Rayman

Tetris piece (Tetromino)

Gengar

Dino Piranha

Freddy Fazbear

Psycho Mantis

Lubba

竈門炭治郎 / Tanjiro Kamado

Spider-Man

A third Mario brother

Jimmy Carter

Mana-Chan

The titular John Smash and Bob Smash

Giorgia Meloni

Other

Elly Schlein

Giuseppe Conte

Roberto Vannacci

Silvia Salis

Roberto Gualtieri

Massimiliano Romeo

Mario Draghi

Maurizio Landini

Michele Boldrin

Antonio Decaro

Roberto Fico

Paolo Gentiloni

Angelo Bonelli

Nicola Fratoianni

Matteo Salvini

Antonio Tajani

Matteo Renzi

Carlo Calenda

Stefano Bandecchi

Luca Zaia

Stefano Bonaccini

Beppe Sala

Avengers: Doomsday

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

Spider-Man: Brand New Day

Toy Story 5

The Odyssey

Michael

Dune: Messiah

Other

The Devil Wears Prada 2

Minions 3

Anthropic or Meta release a new model

noam chomsky alive until end of month

american airstrike or drone strike or missle strike on iran

at least 3 xkcd comics with no stick figures in it

Kayne West (Ye) have a mental breakdown on X

$500 in mana sold in a single day during the month

starship launch

An original, Nintendo approved game with "Mario" in its title is announced

Putin strikes on a new front (acknowledged)

spacex launches 15 or more rockets

nyc receives 3 or more inches of rain

trump leaves usa at least once

Member of U.S Congress resigns, dies, or is removed from office

web3isgoinggreat has at least 20 posts this month

A treasure from The Secret is found (12treasures.com)

earthquake 7.0+ magnitude

usa bombs or missle strikes syria

china taiwan military conflict resulting in at least 5 deaths

usa bombs or missle strikes lebanon

American airstrike or drone strike or missile strike on Mexico

a supreme court justice is replaced, or announces retirement

Finnish interpellation

winds of winter (next GoT book) release date announced

ukraine russia ceasefire

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