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The Jews control at least one nation's government

Orgies by the wealthy elite as portrayed in 'Eyes Wide Shut'.

The P320 pistol has a design flaw allowing it to fire without pulling the trigger

Imane Khelif is intersex

Orgies by the fucked-up poors as portrayed in "Eyes Wide Shut XXX" (2013)

Dream faked the Manhunt videos

DHMO in the water supply

Osama bin Laden didn't act alone

The 1% promoted culture wars to distract from class war

That motherfucker WAS real (Tiffany Gomas was wrong the whole time)

Ticketmaster is in cahoots with organized scalpers

√-1 isn't real

Smartphones listen in on private conversations

US security services use the Google Play Store as an attack vector for android devices

Santa is rigged

The UK security services are complicit in the coverup of a significant underage sex scandal closely linked to the monarchy, taking place in the UK in the period 1975-2015

Lionel Messi never played for a Real football (soccer) team

Atrazine works as an endocrine-disrupting chemical (EDC), converting testosterone to estrogen in the bodies of frogs leading to homosexual proclivities.

ASI will converge on agreeing (90%+ credence) that the Self-Indication Assumption is true.

Smart devices are almost always listening to your private conversations

Joe/Hunter Biden took bribe to protect Burisma from investigation

Annie Altman's abuse claims

The NBA rigs the draft lottery

That stock trading AI supposedly built by @SteveSokolowski is actually part of an elaborate scam

Major deaths, terror, and tragedy events are routinely hoaxes per Miles Mathis.

The CCP has a plan to exterminate a large number of people they consider to not be ethnically Chinese

Trump committed sex offenses against minors on Epstein Island

Gamergate was right

Dead Internet theory

Groundhog Day is rigged

Some answers in this market are psyops to discredit all the others

The CCP is directly supporting drug cartel activity in the West

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself

Tiffany Gomas is not the same person as the TMINR lady in the video. She is a PSYOP for Barstool.

John McAfee didn't kill himself

An adversary is intentionally causing hysteria over drone incidents to force the US/UK's hand into revealing their anti-drone tech

@strutheo is @notrickspringfield

There are devices which have been used to alter the electric network frequency of a country in the Middle East to leave more identifiable traces in recorded video and audio clips

The U.S. military is the number one customer of Glitterex (a glitter company) but doesn't want anyone to know because it hurts their masculine image.

Germany has a well-prepared plan (in 2024-) to start mass producing nuclear weapons in <6 months (in case things go bad geopolitically)

At least 3 of the members elected to the French lower house of Parliament in 2024 are Russian agents

The Obamas have a loveless marriage, kept together for optics only

Bielefeld does not exist, but another city with the same name in the same place does

This one makes me feel evil, so I ROT13'd it, use ROT13 to decode if you want to keep me company in Hell: Ybh Truevt'f ergverzrag jnf npghnyyl na ZYO-znaqngrq fhfcrafvba

Eliezer wrote The Erogamer

The US/UK/French security services are sinking Russian ships in response to attacks on undersea cables and other hybrid warfare activities (since 2022)

Deepwater Horizon explosion due to sabotage

China made covid 19 in a lab

Rory Stewart worked for MI6

At least one UN recognised country is secretly controlled by a cabal following a religion shared by <5% of the country's population

The US, UK and French security services have collectively assassinated at least 10 German citizens in Germany since 2022

Michael Jordan's first NBA retirement was actually a forced suspension.

Eating your veggies is bad for your health

Covid was a deliberate test of pandemic preparedness in view of bacteriological war between China and the US

FDR deliberately left Pearl Harbor vulnerable, in order to goad Americans into war

The article "Deliberate Errors" documenting winks connecting Apollo and Kubrick films is correct, because Kubrick played a role in filming some of the Apollo missions.

The Romance languages are not descended from Classical Latin

The Church and elites deliberately suppressed and distorted the more Gnostic message of Jesus Christ.

Shakespeare didn’t write his own plays

The American govt is actually a totalitarian dictatorship

Youssoufa Moukoko (soccer player) was born earlier than he claims (earlier than 2004)

The Clintons assasinated their rivals

China was not genociding Uyghurs

A pharma company has a much better treatment for cancer that they are keeping secret because it would compete with their existing products

Bitcoin was created by a US three letter agency

My dog went to live on farm that was full of other dogs that he could run with and play with and he was much happier than staying with us and peeing on the rug.

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Many vaccines on the standard CDC childhood immunization schedule have serious negative side effects (net negative on health) for at least 5% of the population.

Aluminum cookware actually *does* cause Alzheimers.

Hellenistic scientists could derive the correct refraction law by minimizing light travel time

The CIA killed JFK

Marilyn Manson had a rib removed in the late 1990s

Lee Harvey Oswald didn't act alone.

Members of US government had prior knowledge of 9/11 and let it happen

ASI will converge on agreeing (90%+ credence) that Trump/Musk model the first/second beast of Revelation.

Non-human intelligence affecting events on Earth is not extraterrestrial "aliens," and humans are incorrect in believing that reality consists only of the Universe.

Hellenistic science developed statistical mechanics to the point of being able to derive PV=nRT

The Hellenistic civilization was aware of the existence of Azeroth

Sue Gray was a spy

Dominic Cummings was/is a Russian spy

We live in an ancestor simulation per Nick Bostrom.

A cure for cancer has already been found

covid-19 vaccine is net negative for health for people who are under 35, with no aggravating condition, and not obese

The 1% promoted class war to distract from culture wars

As of June 2025, JD Vance is secretly making plans to use future ASI to sieze power and become eternal world dictator

The 9/11 terror attack date is meaningfully connected to Ernest Martin's theory that Jesus was born on September 11, 3 BC rather than a coincidence.

Ogopogo and the Yeti faked their relationship (to boost CFL ratings, to increase Taylor Swift's movie sales, support Trudeau's reelection, b/c Ogopogo is PSY, etc.)

The Hawk Tuah meme is a North Korean psyop

The hellenistic civilization was aware of the existence of the American continent

The pharma industry has a better version of Viagra that they keep secret to keep their profits up

Finno-Korean Hyperwar was real

Bush did 9/11

"Geoterrorism" (weather modification for terrorism) is real as of 2024

Israel killed JFK

The New Zealand government had advance knowledge of the sinking of the Rainbow Warrior

Hellenistic science advanced meta-thermodynamics to derive 𝑄 = 𝑛𝐶Δ𝑇(1 + 𝐻⊙⋆) using the Holtzman Generator

US security services asked Microsoft to buy Skype and alter the software so they could target users more easily

Elon Musk used Starlink to rig the 2024 election

Circa 1920 civilizational collapse (c.f. "Whither Tartaria?")

Covid 19 was made in a labradoodle

Trump and Netanyahu had Charlie Kirk killed to take control of TPUSA

Biden and/or US govt did Jan 6 (exclude trump)

The NBA rigged Shaq's free throws

Jet fuel *can* melt steel beams, but the official 9/11 narrative is sus because chemtrail chemicals cannot

The NFL is rigged

South Korea has had nuclear weapons since 2023

Harold Holt murdered

COVID-19 vaccine is net negative for health

Skin cancer is caused by a lack of melanin, regardless of sunlight exposure

Hellenistic scientists could derive the correct warp-induced refraction law by exceeding Warp Factor 9 under Cochrane’s Theorem

Ogopogo is real

QAnon

Princess Diana was assassinated

A support network of close friendships is bad for your health

Trump devolved the government in anticipation of 2020 election fraud and replaced Biden with an actor wearing a mask.

Shakespeare is not real - they claim he was married to Anne Hathaway but she's like only 40 or so

Human didnt evolve from apes

Exercise is bad for your health

Bitcoin was created by a 3 letter Hellenistic agency

Airplane trails have toxic chemicals (chemtrails)

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce faked their relationship (to boost NFL ratings, to increase Tay's movie sales, legitimize mRNA vaccines, b/c she is a PSYOP, etc.)

carbon dioxide isn't the main cause of global warming

Allen Iverson invented A.I.

The government iodizes the water and fluoridates salt when it should be the other way around

QR codes are satanic

Mossad releases video and audio clips, intended to be of interest to their adversaries, which play special sounds that humans don't notice

Mossad uses Hellenistic technology borrowed from the North Sentinelese

Xi Jinping had advance knowledge of the Hawk Tuah meme

China purposely spread covid 19 having intended it to escape the lab

Charles Manson had a rib removed in the late 1990s

Getting 8 hours of sleep is bad for your health

Tom Brady's retirement was actually an NFL mandated suspension

Hitler killed himself because the alternative was going to Argentina

Jerry Sandusky is innocent.

Skin cancer is caused by sunblock, not sunlight

Hellenistic science knew of quantum mechanics

Lee Harvey Oswald was an agent of the Hellenistic Civilization

South Sudan has had nukes since 2023

Famous Israeli agent Eisseberg was behind the sinking of the Titanic

xkcd 690: on 9/11, one of the towers was hit by a plane and the other was a controlled demolition

@HenriThunberg was paid to create the James Bond market to promote the upcoming movie

Marilyn Monroe had a rib removed in the late 1990s

Rationalussy isn't real.

Chinese people really *are* just saying the n-word.

Tupac is still alive in 2024

Bielefeld does not exist

The 2020 US presidential election was rigged/stolen

Walt Disney was cryogenically frozen, and they made the movie Frozen so that when people googled 'Walt Disney Frozen' the movie would come up first

The Mandella Effect in general is real

The Hellenistic Civilization made COVID-19 in a lab

The North Sentinelese have a non-secret aircraft carrier, they have announced it to the world loud and clear. Problem is: nobody speaks their language.

US government is harboring aliens

Monica Lewinsky was a Mossad agent

Birds aren't real

climate change isn't human caused

Effective Altruism is a scam and they just embezzle all the donations

Jeffrey Epstein is still alive

Tiger Woods is a militant separatist Tamil

The North Sentinelese have a secret aircraft carrier

Hurricane Katrina caused by HAARP

Climate change isn’t real

The moon landing was fake

The CIA killed Tupac, and JFK is still alive as of 2024

You personally live in Truman Show style captivity

The Romance languages are not descended from Latin

The 9/11 terror attack was a justified false flag to secure a weapon of mass destruction (destabalizing religious text and/or supertechnology) at the tomb of Gilgamesh.

The illuminati runs the world

*All* health care is net negative for health

Michelle Obama is a man

Brazilian money is not real

The Hellenistic civilization invented USB

The North Sentinelese are remnants of the Hellenistic civilization

Yeti is real or similar creature

Hitler didn't kill himself he went to Argentina

The earth is a dodecahedron

Skibidi Toilet is real

Q is Putin

It used to be spelled Berenstein Bears

Africa isn't real

Christiano Ronaldo never played for a Real football (soccer) team

There is no female orgasm

The North Sentinelese are concealing super-advanced technology.

The earth is flat

*All* vaccines are net negative for health

End of the world in 2012

Earth is hollow

Justin Trudeau is actually Black and has been wearing "whiteface" all along.

Finland isn't real

Australia isn't real.

5G will kill all vaccinated people once the towers are switched on

Nuclear weapons have never existed

Flossing is bad for your health

Brushing your teeth is bad for your health

HIV doesn’t cause AIDS

Taylor Swift and Mary Berg are the same person

The Epcot sphere was built by aliens as some sort of energy device powering the rat empire.

Bo Brahson as Princess Zelda

Benjamin Evan Ainsworth as Link

Kristen Schaal as Navi

Tilda Swinton as Impa

Masi Oka as Tingle

[This market will have the actor for Ganondorf submitted before it is announced/leaked]

Emily Kuroda as Impa

Finn Wolfhard as Skull Kid

Zelda Williams as Great Fairy

Sacha Baron Cohen as Tingle

Jack Black as Morshu

Chris Pratt as Groose

Hugo Weaving as Ganondorf

Idris Elba as Ganondorf

Dave Bautista as Ganondorf

Henry Cavill as Ganondorf

Tilda Swinton as Ganandorf

Timothée Chalamet as Link

Emma Watson as Zelda

Justice Smith as Link

Jacob Tremblay as Link

Tom Holland as Link

Hunter Schafer as Zelda

Thomasin McKenzie as Zelda

Thomas Brodie-Sangster as Link

Mackenyu as Link

[This market will have the actor for Link submitted before it is announced/leaked]

[This market will have the actor for Zelda submitted before it is announced/leaked]

Sophia Lillis as Zelda

F1nn5ter as Link

Magic: The Gathering

Cult of the Lamb

Death's Door

Shift Happens

Baba is You

Understand

The Witness

Hollow Knight

It Takes Two

Unravel Two

Portal 2

Braid

Portal

Superliminal

The Talos Principle

The Talos Principle 2

Antichamber

Perspective

Portal Reloaded

Portal Stories: Mel

Thinking with Time Machine

Cell Machine

Bokura

Hades

Hades 2

Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes

Superhot

Slay the Princess

Mind over Magnet

Escape Academy

Pico Park 2

The Room

Pico Park

Wargroove

Patrick's Parabox

Q.U.B.E. 2

Q.U.B.E.

Viewfinder

The Stanley Parable

Game Inside A Game Inside A Game Inside A Game Inside A Game Inside A Game Inside A Game Inside A Game Inside A Game Inside A Game Inside A Game Inside A Game Inside A Game Inside A Game Inside A Game Inside A Game Inside A Game Inside A

Stardew Valley

Advance Wars

Mini Motorways

Splendor (tabletop game)

Outer Wilds

We Were Here Too

Don't Starve

Goragoa

Tokimeki Memorial

Castle Crashers

Spiritfarer

scarlet hollow

Beyond: Two Souls

Terraria

Chants of Sennaar

Patch Quest

Minecraft

Detroit: Become Human

We Were Here

Wild Woods

Manifold Garden

We Were Here Forever

Subnauticta

We Were Here Expeditions: The FriendShip

Baldur's Gate 3

What Remains of Edith Finch

Clandestine

Nobody Saves the World

Lovers in Dangerous Spacetime

Glider (1988)

Split Fiction

Rayman Legends

LittleBigPlanet 3

Trine 2

Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light

Magicka

Bean and nothingness

Space Station 13

999

Nomifactory

Monifactory

Rebirth of the Night

Induction

Akane

Zero Time Dilemma

Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward

Morrowind

going under: internships are heck

blue prince

Animal Well

English Country Tune

English Country Tune

Satisfactory

Silksong

Expedition 33

Quantum Conundrum

Stoneshard

Final Fantasy Tactics (original)

Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced

Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced 2

Octopath Travel

Project Triangle Strategy

Sokosoko

Physics-Breaking Boxes

Inbox Unbox

Linelith

Boxing Up Bamboo

Frog Wizard Gem Quest

The Vacuum Cleaner in the Room

Clockwork Cat

salt and sactuary

Arc Raiders

From Muddled to Clean

Path to Nowhere

Arknights

Defender's Quest: Valley of the Forgotten

Moonlighter

Human: Fall Flat

Myst

We Were Here Together

Hyperrogue

Void Stranger

PEAK

Sackboy: A Big Adventure

Yume Nikki

Unstable Unicorns 🦄

Mario Party

Exploding kittens

The House of DaVinci

Tunic

Moving Out

Moving Out

Fez

Timberborn

A Couple Of Cubes

Root (tabletop or digital version)

Children of Morta

Rainworld

Deadly Rooms of Death

CrossCode

Islands of Insight

Monopoly

SteamWorld Dig

Snakebird

Chess

Slay the Spire

Among Us

Stephen's Sausage Roll

Amazing Chicken Adventures

Wingspan

Can of Wormholes

Disco Elysium

Overcooked

Return of the Obra Dinn

Inscryption

Slice and Dice

Teardown

2027-2028

2028-2029

2026-2027

2029-2030

2030-2031

2031-2032

2032-2033

2033-2034

2034-2035

2035-2036

2036-2037

2037-2038

2038-2039

2039-2040

2040-2041

2041-2042

2042-2043

2043-2044

2044-2045

2045-2046

2046-2047

2047-2048

2048-2049

2049-2050

2050-2051

2051-2052

2024-2025

NO

YES

Knuckles the Echidna

Miles “Tails” Prower

Metal Sonic

Sonic the Hedgehog - voiced by Ben Schwartz

Dr. Robotnik - Jim Carrey portrays some Eggman / clone / impersonator

Tom “Donut Lord” Wachowski

Maddie “Pretzel Lady” Wachowski

Agent Stone

Dr. Robotnik - confirmed to be Eggman and not a clone / impersonator

Ozzy the Golden Retriever

Iblis

Sonic the Hedgehog - Super Form

Wade Whipple

Big the Cat

Gerald Robotnik

Rouge the Bat

Amy Rose

Cream the Rabbit

Metal Sonic - specifically Neo Metal or Metal Overlord Form

Silver the Hedgehog

Longclaw the Owl

Jack Sinclair

Shadow the Hedgehog - confirmed to be the original Shadow

‘Ugly Sonic’ - a character whose appearance clearly alludes to the pre-backlash 2020 design

Blaze the Cat

Chaos

Chief Pachacamac

Tikal the Echidna

Shadow the Hedgehog - confirmed to be a clone or impersonator

Sonic the Hedgehog - two Sonics (not impersonators) interact with each other as a result of time / space shenanigans

Vector the Crocodile

Espio the Chameleon

Charmy Bee

Eggman Nega

Mephiles the Dark

Zavok ❤️

Infinite the Jackal

Mighty the Armadillo

Sonic the Hedgehog - Werehog Form

Chun-Li (Street Fighter)

Tifa (Final Fantasy)

Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)

Dva (Overwatch)

Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil)

Cortana (Halo)

Princess Zelda (The Legend of Zelda)

Sonic (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Palworld (player or any character)

Mario (Nintendo)

Master Chief (Halo)

YES

NO

Star Wars (anything from the universe: lightsaber, the force, a jedi/sith…etc.)

Spider-Man / Marvel

Wall-E

Coco

Atlantis

Princess and the Frog

Robin Hood

The Great Mouse Detective

The Country Bears

Indiana Jones

Treasure Planet

NO