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M̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶T̶o̶m̶l̶i̶n̶ ̶-̶ ̶P̶i̶t̶t̶s̶b̶u̶r̶g̶h̶ ̶S̶t̶e̶e̶l̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶(̶2̶0̶0̶7̶)̶

J̶o̶h̶n̶ ̶H̶a̶r̶b̶a̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶-̶ ̶B̶a̶l̶t̶i̶m̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶R̶a̶v̶e̶n̶s̶ ̶(̶2̶0̶0̶8̶)̶

S̶e̶a̶n̶ ̶M̶c̶D̶e̶r̶m̶o̶t̶t̶ ̶-̶ ̶B̶u̶f̶f̶a̶l̶o̶ ̶B̶i̶l̶l̶s̶ ̶(̶2̶0̶1̶7̶)̶

K̶e̶v̶i̶n̶ ̶S̶t̶e̶f̶a̶n̶s̶k̶i̶ ̶-̶ ̶C̶l̶e̶v̶e̶l̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶B̶r̶o̶w̶n̶s̶ ̶(̶2̶0̶2̶0̶)̶

M̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶M̶c̶C̶a̶r̶t̶h̶y̶ ̶-̶ ̶D̶a̶l̶l̶a̶s̶ ̶C̶o̶w̶b̶o̶y̶s̶ ̶(̶2̶0̶2̶0̶)̶ ̶-̶ ̶L̶e̶t̶ ̶G̶o̶ ̶1̶/̶1̶3̶/̶2̶0̶2̶5̶

R̶o̶b̶e̶r̶t̶ ̶S̶a̶l̶e̶h̶ ̶-̶ ̶N̶e̶w̶ ̶Y̶o̶r̶k̶ ̶J̶e̶t̶s̶ ̶(̶2̶0̶2̶1̶)̶ ̶-̶ ̶F̶i̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶(̶1̶0̶/̶7̶/̶2̶0̶2̶4̶)̶

M̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶M̶c̶D̶a̶n̶i̶e̶l̶ ̶-̶ ̶M̶i̶a̶m̶i̶ ̶D̶o̶l̶p̶h̶i̶n̶s̶ ̶(̶2̶0̶2̶2̶)̶

̶B̶r̶i̶a̶n̶ ̶D̶a̶b̶o̶l̶l̶ ̶-̶ ̶N̶e̶w̶ ̶Y̶o̶r̶k̶ ̶G̶i̶a̶n̶t̶s̶ ̶(̶2̶0̶2̶2̶)̶ ̶-̶1̶1̶/̶1̶0̶/̶2̶0̶2̶5̶

D̶o̶u̶g̶ ̶P̶e̶d̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶ ̶-̶ ̶J̶a̶c̶k̶s̶o̶n̶v̶i̶l̶l̶e̶ ̶J̶a̶g̶u̶a̶r̶s̶ ̶(̶2̶0̶2̶2̶)̶ ̶-̶ ̶F̶i̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶(̶1̶/̶6̶/̶2̶0̶2̶5̶)̶

A̶n̶t̶o̶n̶i̶o̶ ̶P̶i̶e̶r̶c̶e̶ ̶-̶ ̶L̶a̶s̶ ̶V̶e̶g̶a̶s̶ ̶R̶a̶i̶d̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶(̶2̶0̶2̶3̶)̶ ̶-̶ ̶F̶i̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶(̶1̶/̶7̶/̶2̶0̶2̶5̶)̶

B̶̶i̶̶l̶̶l̶̶ B̶̶e̶̶l̶̶i̶̶c̶̶h̶̶i̶̶c̶̶k̶̶ -̶̶ N̶̶e̶̶w̶̶ E̶̶n̶̶g̶̶l̶̶a̶̶n̶̶d̶̶ P̶̶a̶̶t̶̶r̶̶i̶̶o̶̶t̶̶s̶̶ (̶̶2̶̶0̶̶0̶̶0̶̶)̶̶ -̶ F̶i̶r̶e̶d̶ (̶1̶/1̶1̶/2̶0̶2̶3̶)̶

P̶e̶t̶e̶ C̶a̶r̶r̶o̶l̶l̶ -̶ S̶e̶a̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ S̶e̶a̶h̶a̶w̶k̶s̶ (̶2̶0̶1̶0̶) -̶ F̶i̶r̶e̶d̶ (̶1̶/1̶0̶/2̶0̶2̶3̶)̶

M̶i̶k̶e̶ V̶r̶a̶b̶e̶l̶ -̶ T̶e̶n̶n̶e̶s̶s̶e̶e̶ T̶i̶t̶a̶n̶s̶ (̶2̶0̶̶1̶̶8̶̶)̶ F̶i̶r̶e̶d̶ (̶1̶/9̶/2̶0̶2̶3̶)

R̶o̶n̶ R̶i̶v̶e̶r̶a̶ -̶ W̶a̶s̶h̶i̶n̶g̶t̶o̶n̶ C̶o̶m̶m̶a̶n̶d̶e̶r̶s̶ (̶2̶0̶2̶0̶)̶ -̶ F̶i̶r̶e̶d̶ (̶1̶/8̶/2̶0̶2̶3̶)̶

B̶r̶a̶n̶d̶o̶n̶ S̶t̶a̶l̶e̶y̶ -̶ L̶o̶s̶ A̶n̶g̶e̶l̶e̶s̶ C̶h̶a̶r̶g̶e̶r̶s̶ (̶2̶0̶2̶1̶)̶ -̶ F̶i̶r̶e̶d̶ (̶̶12/1̶5̶/2̶̶0̶̶2̶̶3̶̶)̶̶

A̶r̶t̶h̶u̶r̶ S̶m̶i̶t̶h̶ -̶ A̶t̶l̶a̶n̶t̶a̶ F̶a̶l̶c̶o̶n̶s̶ (̶2̶0̶2̶1̶)̶ -̶ F̶i̶r̶e̶d̶ (̶1̶/8̶/2̶0̶2̶3̶)̶

M̶a̶t̶t̶ ̶E̶b̶e̶r̶f̶l̶u̶s̶ ̶-̶ ̶C̶h̶i̶c̶a̶g̶o̶ ̶B̶e̶a̶r̶s̶ ̶(̶2̶0̶2̶2̶)̶ ̶-̶ ̶F̶i̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶(̶1̶1̶/̶2̶9̶/̶2̶0̶2̶4̶)̶

D̶̶̶e̶̶̶n̶̶̶n̶̶̶i̶̶̶s̶̶̶ ̶̶̶A̶̶̶l̶̶̶l̶̶̶e̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶-̶̶̶ ̶̶̶N̶̶̶e̶̶̶w̶̶̶ ̶̶̶O̶̶̶r̶̶̶l̶̶̶e̶̶̶a̶̶̶n̶̶̶s̶̶̶ ̶̶̶S̶̶̶a̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶t̶̶̶s̶̶̶ ̶̶̶(̶̶̶2̶̶̶0̶̶̶2̶̶̶2̶̶̶)̶̶̶ ̶-̶ ̶F̶i̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶1̶1̶/̶4̶/̶2̶0̶2̶4̶

F̶r̶a̶n̶k̶ R̶e̶i̶c̶h̶ -̶ C̶a̶r̶o̶l̶i̶n̶a̶ P̶a̶n̶t̶h̶e̶r̶s̶ (̶2̶0̶2̶3̶)̶ -̶ F̶i̶r̶e̶d̶ (̶N̶o̶v̶ 2̶3̶r̶d̶, 2̶0̶2̶3̶)̶

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Scores over 23.5 points in Week 1

Wins a preseason game

Starting QB missed a game due to injury.

Starts season with Brandon Aiyuk

Wins a game by 25+ points

The team moves or is renamed before 2050

Any player is an MVP finalist

Any player wins MVP, OPOY, or DPOY

Shanahan is COY

Drafts at least one QB in the NFL Draft

Christian McCaffrey plays at least 12 games

2 wide receivers each have over 1000 receiving yards

Finish 24/25 regular season with a positive Rush EPA

Wins NFC West

Gets #1 Seed

Plays in NFCCG

Trade Deebo Samuel before the season ends.

Plays in a wildcard playoff round game

Enters the playoffs as a wildcard team

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